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New York Is Letting Vagrants Piss In Public Because It’s Racist Not To Arrest People For Pissing In Public

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In today’s episode of, “Things that are racist but you don’t think they’re racist probably because you’re racist,” we regret to inform you that don’t have a right to ask people not to urinate on a public sidewalk. At least not in New York City:

Urinating and drinking in public would no longer be treated as crimes under a package of bills New York’s City Council will consider to ease enforcement of quality-of-life offenses that lawmakers say clog the courts and have been disproportionately enforced against minorities.

According to the New York Times, one liberal official who sponsored this change noted it was designed to help minorities “reach their full potential.”

“We know that the system has been really rigged against communities of color in particular,” said Ms. Mark-Viverito, who has promoted such reforms and is the main sponsor of the bills. “So the question has always been, what can we do in this job to minimize unnecessary interaction with the criminal justice system, so that these young people can really fulfill their potential?”

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LOL. White people. Always looking for some way to show people of color that they’re one of the good ones. “Hey, we’re really sorry about slavery, and all that Jim Crow stuff. And to make up for it we’re gonna let you piss wherever you want in broad daylight. Wanna be my friend now? Naturally it’s coming from a hyphenated New York City busy-body with too much time on her hands.

Rudy Guliani must be shitting himself. He cleaned that city up man. It used to be a real pit. As soon as you came through the tunnel from Jersey you’d be greeted by some vagrant asking you for a dollar. Then Rudy came to power and he got rid of them.

Now they elected these two dingbats:

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Mark-Viverito and Bill de Blasio. These guys are basically a bigger city version of Ed Augustus. Back when Michael Brown was all the rage, de Blasio, who has a biracial son, said that he has to have “the talk” with his teenage son about how to interact with cops. You know, because cops are all racist pigs trying to murder innocent black kids. Solid leadership from up top in the Big Apple.

So no, it’s not surprising when NYC’s version of Sarai Rivera comes along and says that we should allow vagrants to piss in the middle of Times Square because we want them to really fulfill their potential. Because obviously people that are living on the streets and pissing in front of little kids are really going places in life. As long as they can cover over the racist port-a-potty to prison pipeline.

I don’t know how any cops in New York can be confident doing their job going forward. At this rate New York will go back to being the shithole that it always was. Oh well, they had a good run while it lasted. Better to be a huge dump with urine soaked sidewalks than to give the illusion that you’re racist!!

 

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • Seriously?
    February 1, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    We need a conservative city mayor to do the exact same thing so SJWs realize how condescending this decriminalization is!

  • Calm Rider
    February 1, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    The council will never approve this in Worcester because if public men’s rooms disappear where would municipal managers make their love connections?

  • JoeD
    February 1, 2016 at 11:48 am

    Just as an aside, to confirm my white privileged rascism, the dingbat is Puerto Rican. She spends a good deal of time down there. I believe I heard she may run for governor of PR, or some other authoritative position there. Most in NYC would love to hand her back where she came from.

  • Yes
    February 1, 2016 at 9:39 am

    What is UMass record in the A10 this year?

    Premier state school, LOL!

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      February 1, 2016 at 12:53 pm

      Because that’s completely relevant.

  • BS
    February 1, 2016 at 9:00 am

    Hey Grump, Are you stupid? Where in this story did Mark-Viverito say that she wanted this to happen because rich white kids are pissing in public? I must have missed that part.

    • Grump
      February 1, 2016 at 11:58 pm

      Um, it’s like, the entire article:
      “Urinating and drinking in public would no longer be treated as crimes under a package of bills New York’s City Council will consider to ease enforcement of quality-of-life offenses that lawmakers say clog the courts and have been disproportionately enforced against minorities.”

      That bit about being “disproportionately enforced against minorities”? I know they’re big words, but it means that these laws are NOT being enforced against white people. So next time you want to pretend that white privilege isn’t real, just remember all the times you’ve pissed in public and haven’t been arrested for it.

      • Seriously?
        February 2, 2016 at 8:24 am

        Except I don’t do that. That’s gross.

      • Seriously?
        February 2, 2016 at 11:55 am

        Also if it’s disproportionately enforced for minorities, the solution is to make sure cops aren’t turning a blind eye to white muffs who piss, get drunk, and litter in public, not decriminalize it for muffs of all races. If a cop sees a white guy with his dick out in public and doesn’t do anything, that cop is not doing their job.

  • Chris From Georgia
    February 1, 2016 at 8:31 am

    Proof positive that liberalism is indeed a mental disorder!

  • Grump
    February 1, 2016 at 8:24 am

    New York Is Letting Rich White Kids Piss In Public Because It’s Racist Not To Arrest People For Pissing In Public

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    February 1, 2016 at 8:24 am

    NYC is a dirty shit hole no matter what. I don’t care if they let the hobos piss and crap in the middle of the road, I still avoid the place like the plague.

  • Grump
    February 1, 2016 at 7:48 am

    Good job completely missing the point, per usual. The problem here is that this law isn’t being enforced when it’s a rich white NYU undergrad pissing in public—despite the fact that they actually have access to indoors bathrooms!

    • Seriously?
      February 1, 2016 at 9:03 am

      NYC is one of the biggest cities in the world. It’s not that hard to find somewhere with a public shitter. And I’m sure if a Wall Street banket was doing this sort of conduct, they would get a citation too

      • Grump
        February 2, 2016 at 12:01 am

        What makes you so sure? Because you want to believe that it’s true, because you want to believe that we live in a world where everyone is seen equally regardless of race or financial status?

  • Biff
    February 1, 2016 at 7:00 am

    That woman’s face can’t be unseen.

  • Wormtown Refugee
    February 1, 2016 at 6:07 am

    DeBlasio is anti cop in every way, yet he, his son (at Yale, but no “privilege” there, move along…), and family get free, round the clock, taxpayer funded police and security protection. Must have been interesting to “have the talk” about all that shit.

  • Facepalming too hard
    February 1, 2016 at 2:59 am

    This decision is an insult to the vaaaaaaaaaaast majority of people of all races who know not to stick their weiners out in public. Alas, another victory for muffs across America, right up there with bans on hassling commuters at the train station for $20 for a “bus ticket” being lifted. I’m pretty liberal, but this decision just plain pisses me off. Solidarity for the hardworking people of NYC who just want to walk in their city (that they probably pay hefty rent to even live in) without seeing a hobo’s dick!

  • Tudor turtle
    January 31, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    Time square will smell like a urinal during the summer. Become a breeding ground for flies and mosquito’s carrying the zeka virus.

  • BobnMic
    January 31, 2016 at 11:42 pm

    New York City in particular Manhattan’s Times Square has always been and still is and always will be a total fucking asshole shithole. Me and Mrs. BobnMic spent a Super Bowl weekend there staying at the Hilton Millenium a few years ago with plans and reservations to watch the Super Bowl at, what was then there called, the “ESPN ZONE.” We thought that would be a cool idea and for the most part it was except:

    Do you really think that these bum assholes here in Worcester are aggressive Panhandlers? In New York City especially Manhattan, if you try and ignore them they literally (and I am not shitting you) will walk next to you then pull on your clothing. This dude did this to my wife which scared the shit of her. I had to defend knocking this asshole into a pile of trash bags on Broadway Street which did not make me feel at all good but seriously what the fuck are going to do?

    Seconds later an NYPD foot beat came around the corner. I told him what happened and he told the bum to screw. I apologized but the Cop understood where I was coming from. If you don’t protect your family then that automatically makes you a pussy I told the Cop. He laughed then we were on our way and I could not wait to get the fuck out of that hell hole called New York City.

  • Bensonhurst
    January 31, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    You forgot to mention that Mark-Viverito is married to a woman, and that she set her up in a cushy six figure, do nothing, city job.

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