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So during the Vikings-Seahawks game, this happened:
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. I thought cold weather couldn’t affect PSI!! I was told that the only way balls could lose air pressure during a game is when Tom Brady text messages the ball boys and they bring them into the bathroom and deflate them in record time with a hidden needle!! I mean, the NFL would NEVER lie about that would they?
What an absolute crock of shit this is. It really is remarkable how some of the dumbest people on earth run one of the most successful and profitable enterprises known to mankind. It’s just so easy to point out how corrupt they are, and they don’t even give a shit. Turleboy Jr. knew something was strange when he saw this headline and he can’t even wipe his own ass.
Sure, we ended up annihilating and emasculating Roger Goodell in court, but at the end of the day Kraft caved and gave them a first round draft pick. This is a football team that has a strong history of nailing franchise players in the first round (Chandler Jones, Donte Hightower, Jerrod Mayo, Nate Solder, Vince Wilfork, Richard Seymour). And we don’t get one this year because science caused balls to lose air pressure. And by swapping the balls out of this game because it was cold, the NFL is admitting that they understand that now.
Of course a transparent league would also measure the PSI of the balls and report them to the public. But we all know that ain’t gonna happen. Meanwhile you have a team in black and orange stripes that acts like SAVAGES on the field, and you can bet not a single player on that team will come close to receiving the same punishment Tom Brady received because science caused his balls to lose air pressure.
Fuck em. Beat Kansas City, beat Pittsburgh, and beat whatever comes out of the NFC.
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