If you’re ever topping a Most Wanted list somewhere, you should probably lay low, not belt out your best half-garbled “Free Bird” in a packed pub. Just sayin’
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SOURCE: “CONCORD, NH — A convicted child rapist was having apparently having time of his life at a Bay State bar on Saturday night participating as a karaoke contest until another patron at the pub reportedly recognized him as a fugitive from New Hampshire, according to the U.S. Marshals Service. Ronald Duby Jr., 43, was arrested on June 3, 2017, on an outstanding warrant out of Hillsborough for failure to appear after allegedly failing to register as a sex offender. Duby was featured as the New Hampshire Fugitive of the Week on May 31.
According to Deputy Marshal Jeffrey White, on Saturday night, “an alert karaoke fan” at a Chelmsford, MA, establishment on Princeton Street “recognized (Duby) as one of the contestants singing.
“The tipster contacted the Chelmsford Police Department and Mr. Duby was arrested without incident,” White. “Duby is required to register as a sex offender as a result of a 1995 conviction for aggravated felonious sexual assault on a victim under the age of 13.”
Duby was transported for processing where he was held. He was charged as a fugitive from justice and is due in Lowell District Court today.
“Each week, we are continually impressed by the success of the ‘Fugitive of the Week’ program,” offered U.S. Marshal David L. Cargill in a statement. “The fact is that the willingness of the media to spread the word combined with caring people that take notice of these fugitives often leads to their quick arrests. We are very thankful for your continuous support.”
Duby’s sexual assault conviction occurred in Vermont, according to Nashua Police, who arrested Duby in March 2016, on two counts of failure to inform. According to NH1.com, he was also arrested on January of this for failure to register after being released on bail. Previously, according to a post on Patch, he was convicted of failure to inform in 2009 and 2012.”
All right, so here we have a career kiddie diddler who over, and over, and OVER AGAIN has failed to register or inform wherever he goes. And he’s out for a night on the town in North Chelmsford, belting out tunes like it’s no one’s fuckin’ business.
But, being ever vigilant in the ‘burbs, some do-gooders at Glenview Pub recognized Raunchy Ron from his cameo appearance on NH’s Most Wanted last week and called in the fuzz to handle him.
I imagine it went something like this:
“OMG Becky, do you see that guy over there?”
“You mean, the one absolutely destroying Bon Jovi right now?”
“YEAH! I saw him on the Facebook machine, he’s a diddler! Brad, DO SOMETHING!”
“Siri… call 911”
I love seeing that little red stamp across the faces of the bad guys. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
What I really want to know is – you know, the real hard-hitting question – what song was he singing?! Does anyone have video? I feel like I am missing out here, and I’m damned angry about it.
Anyway, Raunchy Ron is just as gross a human being as you’d imagine. While he doesn’t really have a Facebook presence, because, well, the law, his wife does. And she’s an udder babe (see what I did there?)
Here’s the happy couple during their Spring 2016 nuptials:
Because, of course she’d have no teeth. That’s how you land a man who likes his playing field free of grass.
But, she’s proud of her man and she stands by him. She posts lots of pics of him, like this one of him hard at work and hardly working all at once
FREEEDOMMMMMMM! This picture couldn’t be more ironic if it tried. Dude’s a legit registered diddler and here he is, dressed as Lady Liberty, working as a sign boy for Liberty Tax. ‘MURICA!
At least it appears they’re in love, though, and Mushmouth Mary will likely stand by her man ‘til the end of time.
NSTB needs a face-suckin’ love like that. I’m getting all teary-eyed over here. Maybe there *is* hope for me after all.