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No, I’m Not Paying For Your Crotch Fruits To Go To Camp For 2 Weeks So You Can Get A Vacation From Parenting


“Fundraisers” like this need to be called out:

You want me to pay for camp? Is one of them dying? Will any of this be going to charity? You mean it’s just two healthy kids going to camp? Yea, gonna be a hard pass on that one.

Listen Dolly, a lot of us have crotch fruits to tend to. If you wanna send them off to camp so you can get blasted with the door open for 2 weeks every summer, then save up $400 throughout the year like the rest of us. It’s not hard. It’s $400 freaking dollars. This is a real pet peeve of my mine, just because she thinks nothing of it. And “last year we had a huge success” makes it seem like it’s an annual tradition. “Well folks, it’s that time of the year again. Time for you to step up and pay for the basic shit that I should be paying for myself as a mother.”

This is what happens when we live in a society without shame. People see nothing wrong with this. And this is why we exist at Turtleboy Sports – to point out that this should not be the new normal. Fundraisers are for sick people and causes worth supporting. Getting you off of parenting duty for two weeks ain’t that.


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27 Comment(s)
  • Nick Ger
    April 5, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Wonder which party she tends to vote for come election time?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 5, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    She can’t find a way to save $7.69 a week?

  • Fat Ugly Looser
    April 5, 2019 at 8:39 am

    This one time at band camp….

  • olde man
    April 5, 2019 at 4:35 am

    The face of America’s future socialism.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 4, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Send her to fat camp

  • whatevuh
    April 4, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    she had another fundraiser for LUPUS she raised $1 LMAO

  • Jeff J
    Wtf is That Smell
    April 4, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    What is with all these people begging for money nowadays. Have they no fucking pride?? Panhandlers on every exit ramp/red light/intersection. And then there’s this pig asking for other people’s money. I am so fucking sick of it.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 5, 2019 at 12:31 pm

      LOL Panhandlers work harder than she is to get the cash.

  • Stevie Wonder
    April 4, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Even my seeing eye dog wouldn’t hump that.

  • dball31211
    April 4, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Camp programs suck. Forget the GFM and do a family camping trip over the weekend. Let’s do thing with our kids and teach them instead of having strangers do the teaching.

  • Robin Hood
    April 4, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Wow I love the turtle news but the anger here is a stretch. So she is asking for people to donate, don’t like it don’t donate. your own websites ask for people to donate to the journalist. Get a job i don’t need to support the news!!!

  • JoeMomma
    April 4, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    I’m already paying for your rent, food and rug rats education, can’t you chip in a few bucks yourself?

    And next time, keep you legs closed .

  • The angry taint
    wayne williams
    April 4, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    what are the dates? i might be free. have the kiddies been to atlanta?

  • Crispy C
    April 4, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Was hoping you would dig up more shit on this chick. Fuck her. She has to have more incriminating stuff out there for a longer blog if she is asking other people to send her kids to camp. (Most camps have “camperships” aka scholarships for the financially irresponsible parents paid for via donations the camps themselves receive).

  • Big Wick
    April 4, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Good golly, Miss Dolly! 400 bucks? You DO know, don’t you, that’s $8 a week (I’m assuming, maybe not rightly, that you work, and get two weeks vacation) to set aside. Two fewer Starbucks foofoo drinks a week will do.

    And, NO WAY I want to take a ride down THAT Ventura Highway!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe Biden
      April 4, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      I’ll take a ride down that Ventura Highway. Mmmm,

  • WeRFucked
    April 4, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Fuck her. I went to camp… free city camp for the poor kids. It was fun, and it was free.
    Da Fuq you have kids for if you can’t give them a good life?
    Welfare Bitch. Where’s the dad? Gone? BOTH DADS ARE GONE?
    Nice job. Go get your nails done.
    See you next Tuesday.

  • Tony
    April 4, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Kinda funny your begging story is after it. Just sayin. . . .

    • Anthony Grossi
      April 4, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      TBS provides a service in return for donations. Huge difference.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 4, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      Kinda funny how all you jag-offs come here, day in and day out, and you complain about the blog, its subject matter and its request for compensation.
      If you don’t want to donate, then don’t, but you’re just as bad as the ratchets they profile when you complain about a free service.
      If you don’t like the blog, or its subject matter, then don’t click on the website or any of its articles; your clicks are giving them money, which is sweet irony IMO.

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    April 4, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Brockton wisdom. You don’t have to do anything great it’s what you DON’T do that makes all the difference. Don’t be a drug addict, a big fat slob, or have kids with with no account losers. Simple and easy life when your thin, have no kids you can’t afford ,and not chasing drugs. Everyone starts out like that just don’t fuck it up. Day one stuff. These chics are that bad at the game.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 4, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    When’s the next blog on Sgt. Scissor (Angela Guerrera)?

  • Joe Biden
    April 4, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    I’ll donate a $20 if she lets me sniff her hair.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 4, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    What’s the over/under on her doing this same bullshit for Christmas money?

    Fuck these assholes, with their palms perpetually facing the sky.

  • Fat Pig Ugly Dumb
    April 4, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    This pig skank has a hairy chest in the picture. Shave that crap. Pay for your own shit cunt.

  • Siskel
    April 4, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    No shame. These people were brought up with no pride, no shame, and no scruples. It started with her parents ( real or foster) and she just keeps the tradition going. Put a tent in the backyard and send the little shits out there for 3 days….. Fucking assbag

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 4, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    I’d bet the barn she also accepts EBT, WIC, etc. and the baby daddy is absent (i.e., unknown, missing, dead or in jail).

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