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The 10 useless slug pumps who blocked traffic on I-93 last year, keeping an 82 year old man in an ambulance from reaching the hospital, have gotten off with no jail time. Oh yea, and to make matters worse they refuse to say they were sorry for keeping this sick old man in an ambulance from getting to the hospital. He’s dead now, so he couldn’t speak in their trial:
“We understood that there would be consequences of this action. But we are neither remorseful nor grateful,” said group spokesman Noah McKenna. He said the “real story” is the systemic violence against black bodies.
Oh yea, Noah McKenna. You all remember this chucklefucker don’t you? We did an expose on him last year. The 29 year old lives in a million dollar home in Brookline. He went to the Bard Prep School in Manhattan and hasn’t had a job his entire life. Naturally then he was home when WBZ News stopped by his parents’ home and he answered the door in his hippie jam-jams:
This buttnut isn’t “remorseful.” And why would he be? He had a great time that day. So some sick old guy couldn’t get to the hospital. Big deal. That guy is probably racist anyway. Does even use the hashtag #blacklivesmatter? No? Well the only way to prove you’re not racist is by using hashtags on Twitter.
They have to do 60 hours of community service. Here’s what Turtleboy proposes – put these animals in cages at the Franklin Park Zoo and let the community throw food at them. There’s nothing I wanna do more than throw feces at this face:
There are hippies, and then there is Noah McKenna. He is the greatest waste of space this state has ever seen. If I can’t throw pudding at him I should at least be allowed to blockade this fuckhead’s house and keep his Mom and Dad from going to work.
But seriously, is anyone surprised by this? We live in a country where no one is ever responsible for their actions. These asshats are the most self-absorbed dooshnozzles we’ve ever seen. And the sad part is our society helped create this monster. College campuses all over this country have given in to the “demands” of overprivileged kids from the suburbs who had their feelings hurt online. No one thinks about other people or thinks they should be responsible for the consequences of their actions. All you need to look at to understand this is this Vine of one of these idiots who was blocked by the press while trying to leave the courthouse and whined about how she couldn’t get where she was going:
LOL. Her and Noah McKenna have the right to block your car on the highway whenever they want to, but you better not get in their way. Please hippies, I’m begging you – step in front of the Turtleboy Hippie-Plowing Freedommobile. I dare you. I promise you that you won’t get arrested because Turtleboy won’t be calling the police. You’ll make for a great decoration on the the grill of my freedom plow.