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Noah McKenna (Hippie Who Blockaded I-93) Gets No Jail Time, Says He’s Not Sorry For Keeping 82 Year Old Man In Ambulance From Getting To Hospital

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The 10 useless slug pumps who blocked traffic on I-93 last year, keeping an 82 year old man in an ambulance from reaching the hospital, have gotten off with no jail time. Oh yea, and to make matters worse they refuse to say they were sorry for keeping this sick old man in an ambulance from getting to the hospital. He’s dead now, so he couldn’t speak in their trial:

“We understood that there would be consequences of this action. But we are neither remorseful nor grateful,” said group spokesman Noah McKenna. He said the “real story” is the systemic violence against black bodies.

Oh yea, Noah McKenna. You all remember this chucklefucker don’t you? We did an expose on him last yearThe 29 year old lives in a million dollar home in Brookline. He went to the Bard Prep School in Manhattan and hasn’t had a job his entire life. Naturally then he was home when WBZ News stopped by his parents’ home and he answered the door in his hippie jam-jams:

This buttnut isn’t “remorseful.” And why would he be? He had a great time that day. So some sick old guy couldn’t get to the hospital. Big deal. That guy is probably racist anyway. Does even use the hashtag #blacklivesmatter? No? Well the only way to prove you’re not racist is by using hashtags on Twitter.

They have to do 60 hours of community service. Here’s what Turtleboy proposes – put these animals in cages at the Franklin Park Zoo and let the community throw food at them. There’s nothing I wanna do more than throw feces at this face:



There are hippies, and then there is Noah McKenna. He is the greatest waste of space this state has ever seen. If I can’t throw pudding at him I should at least be allowed to blockade this fuckhead’s house and keep his Mom and Dad from going to work.

But seriously, is anyone surprised by this? We live in a country where no one is ever responsible for their actions. These asshats are the most self-absorbed dooshnozzles we’ve ever seen. And the sad part is our society helped create this monster. College campuses all over this country have given in to the “demands” of overprivileged kids from the suburbs who had their feelings hurt online. No one thinks about other people or thinks they should be responsible for the consequences of their actions. All you need to look at to understand this is this Vine of one of these idiots who was blocked by the press while trying to leave the courthouse and whined about how she couldn’t get where she was going:

LOL. Her and Noah McKenna have the right to block your car on the highway whenever they want to, but you better not get in their way. Please hippies, I’m begging you – step in front of the Turtleboy Hippie-Plowing Freedommobile. I dare you. I promise you that you won’t get arrested because Turtleboy won’t be calling the police. You’ll make for a great decoration on the the grill of my freedom plow.



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11 Comment(s)
  • kittykicker
    February 5, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    What a piece of garbage! How can a bum like this even look himself in the mirror? How and when did it become acceptable for an idiot like this to have a voice for the BLM movement? And, why do people give credibility to the Noahs and Sonyas of the world? They have absolutely no experience of the racism they so passionately protest!!! Middle to Upper-class “white” college professors, and privileged “white” jobless hippies are the chosen spokespersons to lead this crusade to end the nationwide racism they so foolishly believe…? Unbelievable!!!

  • Del Griffith
    February 5, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    Anyone else notice that Noah McKenna was holding the MLK sign during the Kelley Square BLM uprising? This dipshit really is a skid mark on the tighty whities of life.

  • Publius
    February 5, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    That hair must stank like like stanky butt on a hot humid August day. Hopefully karma will find Noah and when it does it hurts.

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    February 5, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    I wish I could live in my parents basement and smoke weed all day. I’m not sue if he knows what he’s protesting.

  • JoeMomma
    February 5, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Maybe we can get these professional protesters to protest the T fare hikes by standing on the commuter rail tracks.

  • Chris From Georgia
    February 5, 2016 at 9:11 am

    I’m with you TB. This ‘Hippie” is truly a useless waste of skin and consumer of oxygen.

  • Spankster
    February 5, 2016 at 7:51 am

    1945: 18-19 year old kids jump out of airplanes and storm beaches under intense gunfire.
    2016: 23-24 year old “Kids” in college need a ” Safe place” because words hurt

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    February 5, 2016 at 5:36 am

    I could see him having the hots for that purple oompa loompa thing that was chained to the cement filled barrel. Probably the only way he could actually score. His parents must be so proud.

  • BobnMic
    February 5, 2016 at 2:38 am

    Ok back on topic. Sorry.

    Ya Noah sucks and looks like he hasn’t taken a shower in like ten years. Chicks must really dig him. Not really just kidding. However, I know from a scientific fact that flies totally love him. Plus worms and other bugs….

  • BobnMic
    February 5, 2016 at 1:46 am

    Way off topic here and I apologize for that to Turtleboy but I have to give a huge shout out to Jessica Cabral from Worcester and how she advanced to Hollywood on Fox network’s American Idol’s last season this week. This young girl can sing. I mean she has some serious pipes. A voice of an Angel.

    I am so proud of these kids from Worcester, like last weeks Curtis Kariuki from Doherty High School and a list of excellence will continue to grow. Thank you kids for showing inspiration, leadership, talent and with that I only hope that the troubled youth in this city can look up to these young people of talent and commitment and learn from them…

  • Wwy
    February 5, 2016 at 1:10 am

    These fucking useless Americans,if they were protesting the holocaust the u.s committed in Iraq or the massacre and starvation the u.s,turkey,Israel,Saudi Arabia(Isis) are doing to Syrians then I’d agree fuck the 82 year old but something so engineered by George soros(Schwartz) like black lives matter,this is where you wish rich kids were aborted too,unfortunely abortion is for the senator endorses the wife of a rapist,what a sick sick country we’ve become.sorry to the fake patriots who are ok with the above crimes against humanity,I know there are many idiots that don’t realize this is sad but TRUE.

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