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Nod Off Nadine And Her Chudstuffer Get Awoken Behind Wheel Of Car, Claims That State Trooper Told Her To Sleep There After Long Night Of Studying


Meanwhile in Worcester….

In fairness, the guy filming it is a douche too. He left two people who are clearly junked up out of their minds behind the wheel of a car.

“You guys look like you’re overdosing. Are you overdosing??”

“What do you mean come on? You’re fucking knocked the fuck out, get the fuck up.”

Then he slammed the door and walked away when they mumbled something in slugpumpish.

Bruh, what did you think they were gonna say?

“Oh yes, actually we were overdosing. Thank you for snapping me out of it. Time to sober up and drive home.”

Here’s an idea – call the cops. Or take the keys out of the ignition. I’m all for a public shaming, but it’s gotta be for a greater good. This is just junkie shaming for the purpose of junkie shaming.

Anyway, the driver ended up seeing the video on Facebook and decided to write a declaration of innocence on her page.

Jut to be clear – she was up late pulling an all nighter, studying to be a CNA no doubt. She had a guy in the car with her who couldn’t drive, presumably because he had a chemistry test in the morning himself. She did the responsible thing and told a police officer that she was too tired to drive home, so naturally the cop told her to sit at a gas station pump in the middle of January and sleep it off.

Yea guys, does this look like a chick who’s nodding off after testing Diego’s new product?

No, no, no. That’s a woman who’s exhausted from staying up all night memorizing the Periodic Table.

She also said that it’s illegal for a concerned citizen to try to wake up two comatose junkboxes in car and make sure they’re OK, because it’s a “breach of privacy.”

But it was all worth it because she got a 100 on her exam.

She’s not like the regular “dope feins” – she goes to Quinsig. She’s got her shit together and can get 100’s on 5 paragraph essays about the roller coaster she calls life. I wonder if she included all her Google trophies in her book report.

Obviously she’s got her shit together. Quinsig is a VERY challenging institute of higher learning with some pretty rigorous standards.

QCC has never had a junkie enroll to take classes there. Ever. Her story checks out.

Plus she bought back to school supplies, so you know she means business this time around.

She claims she’s never done heroin, yet she doesn’t seem to have custody of her crotch fruit(s), who of course is named…..

Jaydin. Because every ratchet in America is legally required to make up a name that rhymes with mine and spell it in the most ghetto way possible.

All you really need to know about these people can be learned by looking at this picture of the cute couple.

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Guilty.

In the least surprising turn of event ever, her twatstuffer has over $2K worth of cologne.

That is a Vernon Hill shower if I’ve ever seen one.

Anyway, good luck to Lizz the rest of the semester. She’s obviously off to a great start and I see big things in her future.


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62 Comment(s)
  • Sally hansen
    September 9, 2020 at 2:01 am

    This shit is hilarious I personally know Elizabeth who was valadictorian. She struggled with pain meds after her fathers 20 month battle with cancer but she got up everyday an always kept a good job at one point making 60,000. Salary more than Tb made as a teacher look it up. She lived on her own since 16. She was the perfect daughter until she used after suffering numerous miscarriage’s due to endometryosis. She then started a 5 ur battle with pain meds. She became some one who she wasn’t at 25 no record being an awesome kid she never even disobeyed her old school Irish Catholic family. She cleaned up after her son she never been to a rehab she weaned off 20 pills a day in less than a month because her child wasn’t going to be taken an she was your average as u slum pumps say junky. She delivered a clean baby no drugs no DCF she was out of the hospital in 2 yrs. She made sum legal mistakes an paid for em with a jail sentence. Even after getting clean they sentenced her for a 2011 case 60 days. Even though she had not been in trouble again and gave the judge a clean urine before considering her sentence. She would have got 18 months had she not seeked a counselor an was a meticulous mother. She has legal physically custody. she chose not to take her son from the only home he has ever known and let’s him stay with his dad. She has always taken responsibility for her actions had she relapsed I truly believe that wasn’t a relapse or her even being on anything illegal that’s mixing depression meds an sleep meds sorry. I call a spaid a spaid. She does not have a Halo or wings but she is not a f****** junkie. She’s somebody who’s in recovery in to me thats brave. than you people like u thinking u know someone based on a video who an addict also in recovery n robbed someone at gun point had the balls to post this that made Me sick. He admitted to being on drugs and being addicted his real name is Ervin Cami. He’s got trophies to but If I had been I’m recovery I wouldn’t be shaming anyone ironic huh? you just seen what you seen in the video you don’t know that woman so don’t pass judgment on people your child is someone you love could one day turn into an addict and imagine calling your own kid a junkie

    • Dopehed
      September 20, 2020 at 8:46 pm

      she was nodding the fuck off don’t try to fool yourself

  • Why junkie come on
    March 28, 2020 at 6:35 am

    That word junkie is no good I’m in recovery ok I have a house job car my kids married why are we hurting people who are already fucking hurting! Why not try and help why hurt them why junkie why junk box like come the fu k on we are people to we hurt we cry we love the same trust me I know I have 2 yr clean off dope and crack u WOULDNT even know I’m 38yr old and have a 21yr old daughter everyone thinks I’m my 19yr old sons girlfriend and I’m in recovery what does a junkie look like I pray for u people your kids or someone u love never becomes a junkie but remember karma also god don’t like ugly

  • P
    March 11, 2020 at 7:18 pm


    • Paul Casale
      March 14, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      Is he serious? Someone needs to put him out of his misery!

  • No life low lifes
    February 6, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Get a fucking life all u drama queens. Who cares what who does? Its 2020. Mind ur own life and try to make improvements on urself instead of sitting in front of a PC all day looossahs

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 3, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    I just love the fact that she was up all night “studying” her own life.

    Stupid, stoned twat.

    • JimmyBooms
      February 3, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      An Alchoholic will steel your keys and go get sum booze. A junkie will steal your keys then help you look for them for 3 hours.

  • Cumguzzlers leave stickers on hats
    February 2, 2020 at 8:54 am

    Someone needs to tell the choad with the Bulls hat that he forgot to remove all the stickers under the brim. Fucking idiot didn’t even notice they were there.

  • Hymen Bookbinder
    February 1, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Why do junkies always go out in public wearing their pj’s? Is it laziness? No it’s cuz that’s the junkie uniform. If I was a retail store owner and I her junked out as stumble in wearing your pj’s, I’m gonna grow you the fuck out.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 3, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      It’s because they’re so fucking stoned that they forget to get dressed when they get up in the afternoon.


  • Junior Coordinator to the Assistant Director at the Federal Department of Ratchet Advisement and Scamming
    February 1, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    These junkboxes know all the scams
    Enroll in college. Get a government backed loan for tuition and housing and expenses. That’s how she was able to buy all of her back to school supplies..she can’t default on the loan but the only way the lenders can get the money back is to garnish he wages (of course these ratchets just stay one step ahead by switching jobs. If they ever get one)..

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      February 3, 2020 at 1:20 am

      Outstanding title. As this is the people’s Republic of Massachusetts, I assume it also comes with a six figure pension after 3 years’ work?

  • Goodnight spoon
    February 1, 2020 at 8:20 am

    They were both high as hell. She will take the story about being tired from studying to her grave, like all junk bags do. Soon enough she will nod out and not wake back up.

  • Junkie Bum
    February 1, 2020 at 7:30 am

    Something about the glass flat brim hat facial hair combo just screams junkie to me.

  • Sally gravel
    February 1, 2020 at 5:45 am

    What the sad part here is if your going to shame her then shame her! I cant understand why on gods green earth why anyone would bring a child into the conversation. I think that crosses a line. clearly she needs help, and obviously in denial i understand all the feelings and opinions every has a right to express, but bringing a child into it seems unfair.

    • Truth
      February 1, 2020 at 10:19 am

      It’s one thing to be a common junk bag in public. It’s exponentially worse when you have a child you’re abandoning to get high.

  • Testicle Turd
    February 1, 2020 at 2:34 am

    A ebony and ivory Bulls flatbrim? Now thats diverse!

    • Sarah kinsley
      February 3, 2020 at 12:34 pm

      Yeah because you know all of her business and her circumstances surrounding her child. Never speak about someone’s children or child when you have children of your own. Get a fucking life.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 1, 2020 at 12:20 am

    She studied all night to write an autobiography. Um, if life is one long blackout, you might want to see a neurosurgeon.
    The guy who woke her from the nod didn’t realize that is the best part of banging dope, and i’m a man who knows things, except that people skip the text in massive odes to egos.

  • Judge dread
    January 31, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    I’m sick of this shit. He should have called an Ambulance .im sick and tired of seeing These junkies and nodding off behind the wheel of a ,aching that is made of glass and steel and moves at high speeds?

  • Aspiring Street Rapper from the mean streets of Cohasset
    January 31, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    Legit question- if you’re tired from being up late studying then why are you out in your car? Most students study at home, or over their boy/girlfriend’s house. She has a laptop and cell phone so the “I was at the library” excuse isn’t working here. It doesn’t add up.

  • Chip Striker
    January 31, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Driving near gas pumps junked out is always a good idea.

    You’re not fooling anyone you junkie fucks. Get your shit together before you hurt someone.

  • Unkle Gus
    January 31, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Damn-it peoples, chemistry is hard.
    Now, turtle on please, just turtle on.

  • Stinky Bush
    January 31, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Would love to know the timeline. She had the same pants on the day she posted photo of her “back to school supplies” as she did in the video. Just curious, How bad do you think her box stinks?

  • Even ex junkies arent really sober
    January 31, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Just dirty junk bags. Bad mother. Fucking hate them so much and all their junkie and even Ex junkie friends. Heres all the ex junk bags i know telling me how great theyre doing:
    Duuuude im doin good. Im sobah and go to meetins. Im gettin scripts from my dr. Suboxone, Johnnies, klonopins. I piss clean now and tryin to get my kid back.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      February 2, 2020 at 8:59 am

      Oh my God that is it! The exact script that “ ex” junkies always use and I’m tired if fucking hearing it! I heard a Newport hardened scratchy voiced sleaze bag utter almost those exact same words to his companion in line behind me at Dunkin Donuts in North Quincy this morning and then I turn around to see examine the ratchet who said it and of course is was a street hardened 45 year old looking guy who is probably only 28 but you know “ Quincy years” and of course he was wearing a flat brimmed hat though I will concede it was NOT a Chicago Bulls, it was a San Antonio Spurs flat brimmed hat which in the ratchet chain of command would identify him as a second or third tiered scum bag who is actively working towards earning his coveted Bulls cap!
      Keep scheming Scummie! Soon you too shall be the proud owner of a FBCBH; Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    January 31, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    Okay so I had to reply first to “A douche bag who knows nothing” before I give my take on this glorious blog.

    Liz. Sweetie. Go get help. I get it. You’re to proud and have been keeping up a facade to cover the fact that yes indeed you are abusing some sort of downer. IF you were not under the influence of a substance… Your ass would’ve woken right up when dude slammed on your window. FACT. Not even your passenger moved.

    This isn’t tired. This isn’t up all night long. This is jammed. This is high af. Get your shit together. Get it all together. For fuck sakes, why aren’t you putting forth the effort to get your child back like you claim to be for school?

    You. Are. In. FACT. High. As. Fuck.

  • Truth
    January 31, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Just drive through Green Hill Park any weekday. You’ll see people slumped over the steering wheel. Beware the pervs though. They’re easy to spot. They’re the ones NOT slumped over the steering wheel.

  • Garden Hose
    January 31, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    No one has asked Liz the best question, wtf were you in your car for? Is that where you study for our essay?

  • Lisa flood
    January 31, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I love the turtle from way back , but, I gotta call ya when your wrong. Guy did the most you could in front of the camera. And then you don’t know what else he did he might have called the cops he just didn’t film that part an attacking him or being called out on Facebook I think he did what he could and get the f*** out of there give credit where credit’s due don’t shame people like that that are trying to do right the only ones wrong with junkies in the car

  • Voting matters
    January 31, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Why is she signed up for school? To get the student loan. What is the student loan for? Keeping herself supplied so she doesn’t feel sick. Great deal for the “college” and great deal for her. And Pocahontas says the taxpayers must cancel all the student loan debt, because it would be unfair not to. Please vote this November.

    • Mikey Big Cock
      January 31, 2020 at 6:28 pm

      “Cancel student loan debt”

      More like “pass the debt onto everyone else, including those who didn’t take student loans out”.

      And the people who already paid theirs off.


    • Who Flung Cum
      January 31, 2020 at 7:05 pm

      Exactly. The government regulates everything EXCEPT what big pharmaceutical can charge for drugs, and what colleges can charge for tuition. They want in every other part of lives, so why stop at those?? Lizzie should calm down and enjoy her cushy Massachusetts Senator salary. Lord knows death is the only way she loses that seat…

    January 31, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Do not take advice from turtleboy about taking someone’s keys out of the ignition, This is called auto theft or theft. Also, opening someone’s car door you can be charged with b&e or burglary. Really you can be charged with a host of felonies. Depends on what the cop wants to charge you with really.. You should never follow advice from turtleboy unless you want a couple google trophies your self!

    Turtleboy should stick with news and leave the advice alone.

    Turtleboy, next time you see a junkie like that in their car. You open their door and take their keys. Make sure you do it in front of a cop. One, the junkie’ might stab you with a spike. Two, you will definitely be arrested.

    Now before you go giving out more stupid advice. Make sure its something you would do. Fukin idiot setting people up to get charges.

    And who fucking cares if he didnt call my brother’ in blue. Let them od.

    P.s. if I’m ever in my car and you open my door you’re getting a glock 22 stuffed in your face.

    • Frank Rizzo
      January 31, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      A man who knows things. Yeah we all know one thing, U SUK! Fukkin internet hardo. Ur a cunt. Luv, Frankie

    • WeRFucked
      January 31, 2020 at 5:13 pm

      LOL Tough guy alert.

      Glock pistol = small peen?

        January 31, 2020 at 7:47 pm

        Woahh, you sound mad af, want to talk about it? Someone ruffled your feathers there snow cone didnt they? Do not try to turn your ex junkie shenanigans around on me. The only person who would get mad at another person saying let the junkies od. is in fact an ex junkie or a junkie. Wait, you even admitted you’re a junkie. You lost all validity in your argument right there. Actually you lost it because you called me a hardo for having a government issued firearm. You’re a sheep and a clown. Here is a lesson for you big boi who’s got it all figured out. Glock 22 = government issued firearm. You know nothing retard. Now off you fuck and leave the conversation too the adults. You whiny ass little bitch.

        You would never in a million years say shit too my face. So dont act like an internet hardo because you hide behind a keyboard and talk shit while turning around crying over dead junkies. You my son dont make me spank you and embarrass you, you soft little potato. I see you here flip flopping all the time between issues. Fuck boi, pick a stance on things and stick with it. You little flip flopping queer! Wahh, wahh, wahh look at me I’m an ex junkie wahh, wahh, wahh. No one cares that your an ex junkie. You know why no one cares? Well because you’re an ex junkie. The fact is you were a junkie and from the sound of it. A junkie with little man complex. You see lil boi those two things will never change about you. You’re always going to be a junkie. What’s that old saying, o yes. Once a junkie always a junkie(bet ya ripp butss and drink dunkeys doodee) and a short man with a complex, is always short man with a complex. Let me guess you have been clean maybe 3 months and think you have your shit together because you’re probably a barber like every other junkie out there. You little bitch. You’re not shit. Too fucking stupid to get into a real profession because you wanted to shoot dope instead of finding a real career. You could have probably been anything in this world but you chose to be a little junkalope instead. How many people have you wronged during your junkieism? Dont think you’re all moral and shit because you have an ex next to the junkie in your name.

        Look at the way you handle someones comment. Youre definitely not stable at all and probably one stressful event away from shooting a bag of Diego’ finest (society can only wish) Aww poor little junkie crying because he got his little junkie feels hurt. Go cry some more you little junkie. You couldn’t handle life like a fucking adult. wanted to try and be a cool kid like your junkie friends and started doing junkie things to fit in. You probably drove your family apart with your junkie self.

        You know what though you little junkie. I am and will always be better than you at everything. I will always have better than you too.. go cry some more and do it with a needle sticking in your arm. Fucking degenerate junkie scum. The sooner you and all your friend od the better. First responders are sick of saving you and your friends. You junkies take away from the people who actually need help. Fucking idiots getting blasted sometimes 3 times a day with the narcain. Only to be seen days later oding. No one is or ever will take you seriously for the simple fact, you’re a junkie.

        P.s. being a junkie is not a disease! That’s just an excuse for your bad behavior. Diseases dont make you stick needles in your arm. It’s an excuse that doctors gave you to treat you with more opiates. You’re probably on subxone too which has opiates in it. You’re not clean at all fuck boi junkie retard. I’ve never done a drug in my life. that alone makes me better than you. No cigarettes, no alchohol, no weed, no drugs.

        Keep hitting all the down votes on my comment. Turtleboy appreciates the revenue. It just gos to show that you really are a fucking junkie. little junkie cry baby bitch who cant control his impulse. Look at you all mad over a comment so you went ham junkie on the dislike! Fucking fag.. if you’re so clean and so offended over my comment about letting junkies od then why dont you try to help some? You’re so clean, have it together and are suck a moral citizen now. Instead of crying like a little junkie bitch about how fucked up my comment is. why dont you go help the junkies you got offended for. That’s what I thought. shut your junkie mouth you little cock sucking junkie.

        Fucking little junkie idiot . Do your family a favor and od now. They know you’re going to relapse. Save them the disappointment and front of you being clean and go shoot some dope and do us all a favor. You little unintelligent uneducated junkie scum bag retard.

        • minority report
          January 31, 2020 at 9:13 pm

          Is this another life story essay for a Quinsig class?

          • Judge dread
            January 31, 2020 at 11:38 pm

            Pro tip:if you’re going to rant keep it within 5 small paragraphs.you are typing wayyyyy to much shit in. Are u this stupid or did u just make a mistake while smoking some weed?

        • Mark
          February 1, 2020 at 2:12 am

          Serious anger.

        • Ratchetsaurous Rex
          February 1, 2020 at 7:32 am

          A government issued glock huh. Well ain’t you the coolest douche bag in town. Do you belittle children and women too? Cause you seem like the type. You will never be better than a ratchet like me. FACT. Take that glock and shoot yourself in the face.

    • Ratchetsaurous Rex
      January 31, 2020 at 5:26 pm

      Fuck you. Go ahead and shoot me. If I ever see someone like those 2, passed out in the car like this I’m gonna bang on their window for their attention and should they not respond I’m then going to attempt to open their door and make sure they’re fucking alive.

      This comment is brought to you by an ex junkie who got their shit together and thinks cunts like you, who say “let the junkies die”, are basically pussy bitches who think they are so much better then everyone else.


      • Junkies need no handouts
        January 31, 2020 at 6:03 pm

        No such thing as an ex-junkie. You’ll always be a junkie. Hopefully when you got off the stuff you paid back everyone you robbed from etc. I’ll give you the title of “recovering junkie” but you’ll always be 1 pill away from being a full feather Junkasaurus. Good luck and stay clean.

        • Ratchetsaurous Rex
          February 1, 2020 at 7:25 am

          I mean, recovering junkie does sound much better. Ex junkie was tossed in during my fit of rage against “a douche bag who knows nothing”.

    • Who Flung Cum
      January 31, 2020 at 7:11 pm

      You know how you know a man doesn’t carry? He says he’s going to stuff a gun in your face. A wildly popular piece to boot.. The only thing this (beta)man knows is to sit when he pees at home so mama doesn’t fuck start his butthole with her plastic dong..

      • Lol
        January 31, 2020 at 8:31 pm

        Yes, he should have said I’m going to stuff my gold custom tanfoglio witness in his mouth.

    • Hymen Bookbinder
      February 1, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      Hahaha you brag about drawing down on The TBS comment section- what a looser. You know the only people who say that shit are trolls, right?

  • jobrienxxx176
    13-year old middle schooler
    January 31, 2020 at 3:37 pm


  • Elizabeth M GleasonMl
    January 31, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    I take 4 classes so i have essay exam etc. This is funny cuz I wasnt high and I wish that fag did call the cops that night.

    • WeRFucked
      January 31, 2020 at 5:20 pm

      Get help. The more you lie the worst it looks. I know this means you won’t see your child for a while, but hopefully someday you’ll realize that is what is important.

      BTW I would.

  • hartf811
    dirty bastards
    January 31, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Sleeping Beauty wasn’t that zonked when she was woken up.

  • Crispy C
    January 31, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Hold the fuck up. First she was up all night studying… then when she quotes her own post about how it was simply writing bio of herself she claims it was an “exam” and here is my 100 grade.

    Seems like bullshit you’d expect from a junkie that can’t keep their lies straight (similar to not keeping custody of their kids).

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 31, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    That associates degree in psychology from QCC will open up a lot of doors. That degree will be about as useful as a top fan badge on facebook.

    Psychology is the #2 ratchet scholastic concentration behind being a CNA.

    • Judge dread
      February 1, 2020 at 2:08 am

      A close number 3 would be art history at bunker hill or some other community college.

  • Cheesemo
    January 31, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Narcan should be outlawed

    • Truth
      February 1, 2020 at 10:27 am

      Can we get someone like Annie Dookan to work at the plant the manufactures Narcan? Swap out Narcan for the real thing. Each shot of Narcan can be a silver bullet.

      A guy can hope…

  • Rip Van Winkle
    January 31, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    I’m not saying she’s a liar but if I’m sleeping in my car and someone I don’t know opens the door, I’m immediately popping out of my 20 year slumber and ramming the butt end of my musket in their chin.

    • Linda
      January 31, 2020 at 6:06 pm

      Maybe if you were asleep you would. But if you were trashed and drugged out you wouldn’t even be able to speak never mind how to find your gun or figure out how to use it. Don’t be a dope.

    • Turtle boy is a child molester thats why he resingned from his teaching position its public knowledge look it up
      February 4, 2020 at 10:00 am

      Ugly ass velociraptor with his big as beak u can tell hes a level 3 sex offender thats why he resigned from sexually harassing a little school girl

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 31, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    guy filming is not a douche. Sure he was wearing timbs but humiliating junkies is always funny. Then when the ugly as skank dropped a bunch of shit he picked up 1 single item and then closed the door on her face haha.

    Well done, junkie tormentor.

  • GiggleDee
    January 31, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Uhm she said she was up studying all night for an exam but further down on her FB page it says she had to write a bio about herself, not that it was an exam. She needed to study for that? Am I missing something? Nice try tho….

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