Meanwhile in Worcester….
In fairness, the guy filming it is a douche too. He left two people who are clearly junked up out of their minds behind the wheel of a car.
“You guys look like you’re overdosing. Are you overdosing??”
“What do you mean come on? You’re fucking knocked the fuck out, get the fuck up.”
Then he slammed the door and walked away when they mumbled something in slugpumpish.
Bruh, what did you think they were gonna say?
“Oh yes, actually we were overdosing. Thank you for snapping me out of it. Time to sober up and drive home.”
Here’s an idea – call the cops. Or take the keys out of the ignition. I’m all for a public shaming, but it’s gotta be for a greater good. This is just junkie shaming for the purpose of junkie shaming.
Anyway, the driver ended up seeing the video on Facebook and decided to write a declaration of innocence on her page.
Jut to be clear – she was up late pulling an all nighter, studying to be a CNA no doubt. She had a guy in the car with her who couldn’t drive, presumably because he had a chemistry test in the morning himself. She did the responsible thing and told a police officer that she was too tired to drive home, so naturally the cop told her to sit at a gas station pump in the middle of January and sleep it off.
Yea guys, does this look like a chick who’s nodding off after testing Diego’s new product?
No, no, no. That’s a woman who’s exhausted from staying up all night memorizing the Periodic Table.
She also said that it’s illegal for a concerned citizen to try to wake up two comatose junkboxes in car and make sure they’re OK, because it’s a “breach of privacy.”
But it was all worth it because she got a 100 on her exam.
She’s not like the regular “dope feins” – she goes to Quinsig. She’s got her shit together and can get 100’s on 5 paragraph essays about the roller coaster she calls life. I wonder if she included all her Google trophies in her book report.
Obviously she’s got her shit together. Quinsig is a VERY challenging institute of higher learning with some pretty rigorous standards.
QCC has never had a junkie enroll to take classes there. Ever. Her story checks out.
Plus she bought back to school supplies, so you know she means business this time around.
She claims she’s never done heroin, yet she doesn’t seem to have custody of her crotch fruit(s), who of course is named…..
Jaydin. Because every ratchet in America is legally required to make up a name that rhymes with mine and spell it in the most ghetto way possible.
All you really need to know about these people can be learned by looking at this picture of the cute couple.
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Guilty.
In the least surprising turn of event ever, her twatstuffer has over $2K worth of cologne.
That is a Vernon Hill shower if I’ve ever seen one.
Anyway, good luck to Lizz the rest of the semester. She’s obviously off to a great start and I see big things in her future.
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