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Northbridge Noodlepoon Has $26K Lien On House For Non-Payment Of Taxes, Declared Bankruptcy, And Is Lying About Service Time In Marines 

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Every day more and more of you keep sending us information about Michael “Northbridge Noodlepoon” Dutra. Catch up on him here if you’re not familiar so we don’t waste everyone’s time rehashing it. The long and short is that this turd is sharing a GoFundMe under the guise that he is raising money so kids have school lunch if their parents aren’t paying for it. He belittles and attacks people who question his methods, and then claims they’re the ones attacking him. He’s been banned by many community Facebook pages because of his abrasive online behavior, and he’s constantly victimizing himself. He’s committed mortgage fraud several times according to sources who know him personally, leading to his dismissal from previous jobs. He has since started his own realty company in Northbridge.

Oh, and we’ve spoken with a couple people who have alleged that he has sexually harassed them at work, including one of the alleged victims who came on our podcast yesterday.

Well, here’s the thing. As a realtor and former mortgage lender, you have to give your clients advice on money. And if you’re raising money for a GoFundMe, you should also be financially responsible, right?

Well, it looks like Mikey Dootchbag should probably be the one taking advice, not giving it out. Ya know, what with him filing for bankruptcy in 2009…..

But bankruptcy happens. It’s the American way. In this country you can declare bankruptcy a bunch of times and still be a millionaire AND president. It’s pretty cool.

However, getting liens put on your house, which he had happen to him in 2015, is NOT the American way….

Uhoh!! Someone hasn’t been paying Uncle Sam!! How much does he owe anyway?

Over $26,000? Wow, that’s not good. Nice to know that this guy is running a GoFundMe for school lunches. He seems totally trustworthy and reliable.

We messaged him for a comment on the bankruptcy filing and the lien and he responded by blocking us. And that is definitely NOT shady.

Now let’s talk about his days in the Marines, which he touts all over the Internet. He’s used his expertise as a Marine to frequently post in Facebook community groups during escalated conversations about gun control (he’s on team Hogg). For instance, here’s something he posted on a Sutton site two months ago….

So he claims he spent 10 years in the military, which makes his opinion on so called “assault rifles” more valid. Remember that number – 10 years.

“Judging by the things you said I can tell you never served.”

“The biggest beef I have is with all the so-called tough guys who ‘forgot’ to serve this country, running their mouth at women and children. Why don’t you run your mouth at me.”

Uhoh, we got a tough guy!! At this point you can see that he’s using his alleged military background to win Facebook arguments. He’s putting other people down who haven’t served because they believe in the Second Amendment. He is their moral superior, as usual.

But wait, after his ten years in the Marines he also served in the National Guard as an artillery officer…

Now let’s look at his LinkedIn to see it the timeline adds up….

  • He graduated high school in 1997.
  • Then he spent 2 years (1997-99) at SUNY Albany.
  • His junior year (1999) he decided to “put college on hold” to enlist as a Marine.
  • He was a “nuclear, biological, and chemical defense specialist with the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th marines division. Sounds important.
  • He did this until 2005, when he returned to college at Rhode Island College to complete his Bachelor’s degree with a major in psychology, graduating with honors in 2006.

But wait, he said he was a marine for 10 years. If he joined in 1999, that would mean he was a Marine until 2009. I’m no military or math expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not 10 years, and I don’t think you can just come and go freely from the Marines like that.

Oh, and his LinkedIn bio says he went to SUNY Albany from 1998-2002:

So I guess that means he was in the Marines AND going to college.

Now think about what was going on in our country during those years. This dude claims he was a Marine from 1999-2005 in his bio, which means he was active duty when 9/11 happened, and war began with the Taliban in Afghanistan and with the Hussein regime in Iraq. But he has never served overseas, because he most DEFINITELY would’ve mentioned his heroics overseas by now. How is it possible to serve in the Marines during this time period and not get deployed?

Then after 10 years in the Marines he said he joined the National Guard. That brings us to 2009. I have friends who were in the guard during this time. Every single one of them got deployed at some point. Every. Single. One.

But during this time when he was allegedly a Marine and an officer in the National Guard, he was also a loan officer at 1st Alliance Lending, a mortgage advisor at Province, a regional sales manager at Shamrock Financial, a regional manager for Equity Prime Mortgage, a mortgage banker for Wintrust Mortgage, a regional sales manager for People’s Bank, and a branch manager for Movement Mortgage LLC, which brings us to October 2017.

It’s amazing that he was able to have all these jobs while being a Marine, and a guardsman, and a father. Yet he STILL has time to save kids in Northbridge from cheese sandwiches. This dude is a LEGEND!!

Now let’s check out his license info with NMLS…..

Here’s his employment:

Wait….now he’s a car salesman at Rizzo Ford? And he didn’t join the Marines until 2000? So his 10 years should’ve brought him to 2010. Oh and from 2014-16 his LinkedIn says he worked for Wintrust Mortgage, but his NMLS says he was at Barrington Bank & Trust in Needham during that time. And that job at People’s Bank in 2016? That was in New Jersey.

Yup, this adds up.

Here’s a recent picture we found of him online at some sort of Marine ceremony:

If he’s a Marine then why isn’t he in uniform for a formal event like this? Plus, he used to be morbidly obese, which is weird because you don’t see a lot of morbidly obese Marines.

He insists he has a license, so let’s check out if he is authorized to conduct business with any of these licenses….

Yea, that’s a big no on four of the six states in New England. Not sure what good a license is if you’re not legally authorized to conduct business with it.

Oh, and remember how he says the town groups are “racist” against his brother for assuming he’s from Dubai when he’s really from India? This is his “brother”:

Yup, this adds up for sure.

There’s more. There’s so much more. And as long as he continues to post shit like this:

We will continue to expose him.

You’re gonna form your own investigative team Mikey? Sounds like it’s gonna be a hit show on cable access. Gotta love the “no more negative comments” thing too. In other words, if you call him out on his bullshit, your ass is getting blocked, like so many of you already have been.

People like this are pathalogical liars, and they are dangerous. They con people by pretending to be the one guy in town who’s gonna fight for the kids, and help poor people. But it’s all a facade to mask who they really are, and to get morons like this to defend them when someone finally calls them out on their bullshit.

24 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    May 21, 2018 at 10:18 am

    I guess if you’re going to steal valor, you may as well go all out and steal all of it.

    Also fitting that a guy who looks like a freshly circumcised packet wouldn’t know how to keep his in his pants.

  • Belphi
    May 18, 2018 at 8:30 am

    It appears in the picture that he is standing with a recent Army ROTC graduate, oddly enough a Field Artillery officer (You can tell by the red ribbon around his cap). Definitely not a coincidence…
    Nothing worse than a man who feels the need to steal someone else’s Valor.

  • Lars
    May 18, 2018 at 7:48 am

    The photo is us army uinform Crossed infantry rifles….and agree with many on here regarding no ribbons??? No army service ribbon nor national defense ribbon. Surely a marksmanship ribbon potentially with the infantry..I served as nbc defense SSGT. My primary was a 31k secondary the nbc defense 72e. Not an easy task/school to complete..This guy is a liar and stolen valor applies here if all true. So many of these losers with that shit eating grin. Hope his community reads turtle boy and spread the word…

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 17, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Considering there are only 3 USMC units at Devens (25th Marines, 1/25 Marines, and a Contact team from 4th FSSG) I know his sorry ass wasn’t deployed with 1/25, we were in Fallujah in May 2006 and had left Devens in January with our NBC guy and the NBC guy from regiment. Neither one of them were Mikey Douchebag so he damn sure skated on deployment – pussy, you let down 11 of your brothers so you could stay home and ETS. We did our time in the sandbox, bitch – you didn’t. Mikey Douche, you ain’t fit to scrub the skidmarks out of a real veterans skivvies you sexual harrassing punk assed bitch pogue. I wish you’d been one of my guys, I would of have your shot cards every drill weekend just to make your bitch ass cry. Now you’re trick-fucking vets on VA loans and having them end up homeless? Seriously? Mikey Douche, you are one HUGE rat fucking bastard, you John Murtha looking, pole smoking waste of skin.

    • Real_Finn
      May 17, 2018 at 1:17 pm

      Thank you for your service.

      Nothing worse than stolen valor . Maybe he’ll take the hint , lay low and stfu now.


    • Mark D
      May 17, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      He is mentally ill

    • 0845 to 0317
      May 17, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      Im sure this doo doo dick is on a muster roll… Shouldnt be too hard to get a DD214 right? Stolen valor this weasel. I’d like to kick him right in the T box.
      Semper Fi 0317

    • He cleaned gas masks and toilets.
      May 18, 2018 at 5:24 am

      Sounds like Humpty dumpy cleaned gas masks for 4 years and is including his inactive reserve time as military service. Only insecure douche bags do that….. sooo, it makes perfect sense.

  • Real_Finn
    May 17, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    From Michael Duh-tra’s
    (spelling stays) FB :

    “Well, if you haven’t heard.I will be producing a show called “Our Blackstone Valley” on channel 191
    Please tune in Tuesday, May 29th for our first episode. Live at 7pm.We will be covering politics and investigative reporting from Worcester all the way to Providence.”

    Oh Mikey – are you sure you want that? Your lack of investigating reporting, verifying facts, race baiting have been duly noted. Are you sure this is your best course of action? In the fairness of reporting and in response to “Would be great to have a lot of diversity on the show.” — I think you should invited Turtleboy to speak or at very least take up TB’s offer to defend yourself.

    I’m guessing you won’t. I’m guessing your style of reporting is slanted, continual race baiting and logic based on emotion – rather than facts.

    By the way, your use of “Inspirational” memes make you look like a high school girl recently dumped before the prom. Grow the fuck up.

    Lastly, where *did* you go boot camp for the USMC? If you’re east coat, mostly you would have gone thru Parris Island. Can you provide dates? I have someone very close that can confirm.

    Get Fucked,

    ps : Mike producing a show = Setting up a webcam and talking to like-minded idiots.

    • A real one
      May 17, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      Paris Island is the only place they make women Marines, but this mother fucker has never seen a MCRD let alone stood on the yellow footprints at the 283 blvd

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    May 17, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    This clown was part of the end zone militia at the Pats game so he counts that as service. The only thing worse than this guy and the other ratchets that Turtleboy makes famous is this fucking web site.

  • Sdlarmy41
    May 17, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    You guys want to find out about all of his military service he’s claimng contact StolenValor.com they can do the research and let you know everything. Personally I think he’s a con artist trying to get the cash to pay off his tax lein

  • Stunt Penis
    May 17, 2018 at 11:28 am

    He was a Call Of Duty Marine….

  • z
    May 17, 2018 at 11:24 am

    I have no doubt that you have the goods on him.

    But, don’t assume that EVERYONE in the military ended up in the Middle East. It doesn’t work like that.

    In WWII, Korea + Vietnam not everyone served overseas (Blumenthal/Vietnam). Maybe you can request front line duty and maybe they give the ok. Maybe you don’t and your unit doesn’t get to go. It’s not like we were going to clean out all the bases around the world for the M.E.

    Do I believe you about the Marines? yeah.

  • y
    May 17, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Dutra sees more dick-ends than weekends.

  • The Drunken Ghost of Pappy Boyington Shooting Down Zeroes
    May 17, 2018 at 11:05 am

    What formal USMC event was that? Those ain’t USMC unis…could they be Army, ANG?

    • Real_Finn
      May 17, 2018 at 11:29 am

      You *are* correct. That is not a USMC uniform.

      That hat is a US Army male service cap.

      “Oh, what a tangled web we weave…when first we practice to deceive.”

      ― Walter Scott, Marmion

    • z
      May 17, 2018 at 11:34 am

      Looks like US Cavalry. Not sure what the different stripes on the hat mean.

      • Keir Darcey
        May 17, 2018 at 11:58 am

        A red band identifies someone as an artillery officer. A light blue band identifies the individual as an infantry officer. Cavalry is a yellow band. The Army branch insignia the associated colors are on Wiki.

      • Frank h
        May 17, 2018 at 3:56 pm

        Actually, it’s an ROTC graduation photo. The red might be part of the ROTC uniform, corps of Engineers is scarlet red. But he’s wearing infantry rifles rather than the CE castles. And he has Butter bars on the shoulder. The monument in the background might give you a clue as to which college. Maybe holy cross?

        • Ex-Paratrooper
          May 17, 2018 at 8:03 pm

          You are correct, it is a pic from after commissioning at some college. I worked in ROTC at a Massachusetts college before I retired and this is probably right after commissioning. What is confusing however, is the red band on the service cap and red background on his 2LT epaulets with infantry branch crossed rifles on his lapels. Something is not right with this. He should have either engineer or artillery branch insignia with the red or crossed rifles with blue hatband and epaulets. Also confusing is the absence of any ribbons. He should have (at a minimum) an Army Service ribbon and National Defense Service ribbon as all newly commissioned officers would have. Don’t know why the kid is not dressed right. But one thing is for sure, those are army uniforms, not marines.

          • Ex-Paratrooper
            May 18, 2018 at 7:39 am

            Oh, I can see it better now, those are not crossed rifles, they are cannons, he is an artillery officer. So he is correct.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    May 17, 2018 at 10:20 am

    If you start messaging me, I’ll block you in a cocaine heartbeat. It’s not shady, it’s common sense.

    Don’t correspond with fucktards

    • joe luke
      May 17, 2018 at 11:05 am


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