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Norton Mom Who Says Burglars Ransacked House, Stole Litter Of Kittens Previously Said Daughter Was “Severely Allergic” To Pets, And We Caught Some More Lies Too

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Looks like I pissed a bunch of people off again with this blog so I wanted to do a quick followup, because nothing peeves me more than when people call my work fake news. Just to recap:

  • Single mother of five in Norton comes home to ransacked house, claims that six kittens and their mother are gone, cash she’d been saving to move to a “safer” neighborhood, along with other unnamed things
  • Says that the front door is chainlocked from the inside, which burglars did in case she came home during the robbery
  • Burglars leave a bunch of stuff on the couch near the exit because they were making multiple trips
  • Blames drug addict next door neighbors
  • Mom posts about this, GoFundMe ensues, $2K raised quickly
  • Mom is a deaf home schooling earthy crunchy Etsy salesman, who somehow can support a family of six on her own
  • Mom fits the bill of the crazy home school mom who won’t let her kids eat normal things, and still breast feeds her 3 year old
  • We asked simple questions about the GoFundMe and were blocked and told they were calling the cops on us

Since then we’ve gotten a bunch of angry comments and some messages:

Look, we like and welcome trolls. We want to engage with and embarrass all of you. It’s fun for us. But what’s not fun is when you try to take down our pages, because then we can’t make fun of and embarrass you anymore until we make a new one. So the second you mention reporting or taking down a page, it’s block city dodge. And I HATE blocking people. I’m anti-censorship. But if your goal on our page is to shut it down instead of argue with us, we can’t be having that.

Then there was this:

Looks like he’s on his period. And I mean that quite literally – he’s sitting on his period, which explains why he couldn’t find it to insert it into whatever the hell this abomination to the English language is. Something, something, my girlfriend’s sister. Something, something, junkie neighbors. Something, something, Internet lawsuit. Something, something, my “DA friend.” Something, something, court papers.

Then again, this is what we’re dealing with here:

Nuff said.

Oh, and he also says that there’s a reason why the picture of the ransacked room has a cat in it, even though they have no cats Kathleen…..

It’s the father cat. Ya got that? These thieves only were interested in females and kittens. You’ll also notice this cat is white and the others were black, proving that white male privilege is not just a human thing.

But like I said, when people call my stories fake, it only makes me more resolved to prove that they’re not. For starters, I never came out and said that she was lying. I presented the facts. And if the facts make her look like a liar, then blame her.  Because facts don’t care about your feelings. We put a poll question up and turtle riders overwhelmingly think that she’s lying.

More importantly, if you go out of your way to raise money via a GoFundMe, it is incumbent upon you to prove that it is legitimate. Especially when it’s got so many obvious red flags. All they had to do was clarify a couple things and the blog wouldn’t have been written.

But instead they blocked us and threatened to call the cops, which is on page 1 of the how to be a ratchet handbook. Plus, we almost shared her story to see if we could find the missing cats. Imagine how dumb we would’ve looked? These fake GoFundMe pages aren’t harmless. They make people less inclined to donate to good causes. So yea, prove that you’re legit or deal with the wrath of public opinion.

Anyway, here’s some more evidence that would lead you to believe that not everything is as it appears to be. For starters, she posted this on IG:

They stole her kid’s record players? Seriously? What kind of kid wants to use 1950’s technology? Because the house was also full of iMachines, all of which kids today use to play the rap music. Her kid also has a shark tooth collection that was stolen, which she never mentioned before, along with some other stuff.

But what really caught my eye was that she said that her TV was stolen in that IG post. Yet here’s what she posted on Facebook:

So now the TV wasn’t stolen. Yet. It was one of the items the thieves lied up at the back door that they were gonna come back for. But first they needed to steal six kittens and her organic chaiTEA. That’s how the thieves prioritized their plunder.

And here’s a post she made over 2 years ago before moving into this house. See if you notice anything fishy…

So now her kid is “severely allergic” to pets, so much that they can’t accept a donated couch that an animal has been on. YET THEY HAVE A FREAKING DOG, A DAD CAT, A MOM CAT, AND A LITTER OF KITTENS THEY WANT BACK!!

Boom. Roasted.

Before I merely suggested that she might be lying. Now I have irrefutable proof of it. Take notes butthurts – if you’re gonna call us a liar or tell us to get our facts straight, you better have your affairs in order. Because we will get our facts straight. Just ask Leigha Genduso.

50 Comment(s)
  • Enough
    April 10, 2018 at 8:28 am

    Melissa Fresoni is a very mean person. She is also a pretty big con artist. I think the police should check Melissa sister’s house ( Michelle Moynihan ) in Dighton for those animals and her brothers house( Tommy ) in New Bedford and the 4-H club in Dighton. She knows where these animals are.

  • Anon
    April 9, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Maybe the victim should call one of Turtleboy ambulance chasing skanky lawyer friends to take her case ! Those guys know how to scam! How’s that donate button working out for you? Get a job !

  • Purr
    April 9, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    I love it when you’re able to throw “we have no cats Kathleen” references into other posts, haha

  • You need to report
    April 8, 2018 at 12:52 am

    Did anyone report her campaign page for scam? Somebody need to do this before she gets the 25k

    • Keep reporting
      April 8, 2018 at 1:09 am

      It’s been reported and many people have left comments on the gofundme page and they censor the comments. If you say anything that makes sense they will delete the comment. It’s really said that this nasty moth ball bitch is stealing donations that could go to a sick child. 2 grand for being a slob! Sick.

    • Get this bitch
      April 8, 2018 at 5:32 pm

      Everyone!!!!! Please report on this bitch !!! She and her friend Jennifer turned off the GFM comments. This moth ball bitch need be thrown in jail!

  • Kim g
    April 7, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    I am betting dcf was already called on her over the pigsty house by her landlord who is probably evicting her over this disgusting mess! 

    She set up the fake home invasion period to get dcf off her track and try to get them to believe the mess is from home invaders seeking shark teeth and kittens

  • Steph
    April 7, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    She’s just ticked off that you called her out for being a scam artist.

  • OB
    April 7, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Comments that have been made on the 25 thousand dollar go fund me page have been deleted. Apparently if you disagree your comment gets removed. People have every right to have all sides of a story before they decide to give their money away. If this story is true than any comments shouldn’t matter.

  • Martha
    April 7, 2018 at 1:25 am

    who reads this shit? this is hardly journalism. clearly you were fired from teaching because you’re IQ is too low to function.oh no wait,it was because you didn’t want your fingerprints in a data base that future employers might connect to your lude behavior. oh wait you’re simply selling ADS for this blog. At least that’s the sackless defense you use every time you have some legal action brought against you. it wasn’t me whaaaa. I just sell ADS. i also noticed that large DONATE button up there on the site you don’t own . whose the scam artist here? um maybe its turtleboy? did you get the name turtleboy because you’re slow to learn? you probably only got your teaching job because mommy was on the school committee. Clearly your “followers” know so much about whores and hookers because that’s the only women they can get.Far from investigative journalism turtleboy. As if there isn’t more important stuff going on in the world. Speaking of large families, how many slobbering racist, sexist, judgmental morons did your mom spit out? i heard it was 20.I wonder if your daddy is really your daddy? What’s up with your ugly wife? does she have a job other than hanging out with you? I mean yuck you actually do it with her? is she really your wife? or do you just sell ads for her. you are as fake as fake gets and your followers define what’s wrong with society. bored, lazy, unintelligent ,crude people with no class. I mean i laughed when i realized you had no clue houses have back doors. Its basic building code law, but law aside, most people just sorta assume a house has at the least 2 doors. Equally telling of the severe void in intelligence displayed here ” robbers dont trash the place” um yes they do, they do it all the time, but of course the thieves you chill with are all apparently super respectful when they rob someone, taking great care while they steal things other people worked for. You know because they’re nice thieves. It’s hardly a tenants fault when the landlord doesn’t inform the tenant the house they’re renting was taken by the bank. This of course never happens, ever, because you know everyone is so honest.Oh turtleboy or whatever deadbeat anonymous bloggers have degraded themselves by posting here , go sell ADS leave journalism to actual journalists. Do something productive with your life get a JOB. stop begging for donations on your fake site (registered to your home address) so hmm you work from home because selling ADS on a low grade fake journalism blog is so lucrative? Or is your ugly wife supporting you? this blog should be removed simply because the content is unimaginative, filled with intellectual holes ( 2 doors turtleboy, houses have more than one door)and you said yourself you’re not a journalist you just “sell ADS” I’ll be contacting them next. screen shots Turtleboy we all know how to take screen shots. I’m sure you’re fine with it ,seeing how you believe in everything you dont write on a blog you claim not to own,(its registered to your home address) using a screen name you claim isn’t yours.YOu’re awfully brave you keyboard warrior until somebody calls your fakeass out.man up, Turtleboy. Go back to the sewer you crawled out of.and get a real Job Bro, you really suck at this one.

    • Should've Been a Cum a Cum Stain
      April 7, 2018 at 1:55 am

      Have another beer, Martha Focker

    • Should've Been a Cum Stain
      April 7, 2018 at 1:58 am

      Have another beer, Martha Focker

    • MrSmiley
      April 7, 2018 at 2:15 am

      I made it to the part that said ” who reads this shit?” And saved my eyes. Fucks sake lady. Don’t like it don’t read it.

    • Manda Johnson
      M J
      April 7, 2018 at 2:33 am

      My favorite is when y’all piss someone off for the first time and they try to research who you are and then come here and act like figured it out.

    • Wash your hands
      April 7, 2018 at 10:03 am

      Martha clearly your just a moron and don’t get that turtleboy is NOT one person. It’s many. You may not agree with what they write and that’s fine, still doesn’t change the fact that it’s their right to do so. Many people don’t buy the story that Pam is spewing out. Go fund me has become the new way to steal from people. Make up a heart breaking story and then set up your go fund me and cash in. TBS makes sure that every side of the story is available to people so they can make a choice on whether they want to donate or not. There is always two sides to every story. This Woman has 8 cats and a dog. But is so poor she can’t afford 16 dollars a month for renters insurance. I’m sure it cost a lot more to feed those pets a month. Not to mention that Mia is severely allergic to animals. Or did Mom heal her with magic berries and stones? Makes no sense. Children are sitting in hospitals with cancer right now, they have gofund me accounts set up and they need help in order to continue treatment that will keep them alive. I think that is where people should donate to. A real cause. Do you truly think that robbers left dirty dishes and spoons all over the place. Look at the picture of the little black kitten, look at the persons hand who is holding that kitten. They have such dirty hands and layers of filth under their nails. You believe what you want, and the rest of us will believe what we want.

      • Martha
        April 7, 2018 at 12:00 pm

        Oh Aiden Kearney. if you’re so proud of the “journalism” you publish why is it when you’re subject to legal action. suddenly there’s numerous bloggers and you only sell ads?If you feel you have the right to slander people why LIE ? Why hide behind what looks like a 12 yr old’s Minecraft gamer tag?Why not stand in court with pride and defend your “journalism”?Real journalists are proud of their work and use their name. they aren’t hiding behind some childish screen name.I mean think about this for a second. The people you “report on” have real names which you dont mind putting out there. but not you. you HIDE like the COWARDLY FAKE you are.A real journalist would remove inflammatory comments like those of your “followers” not a single one is anything but slanderous.A real news outlet would never allow the ignorant posts you see here. it’s not a discussion its just a sad display of ignorance. Like I said your content is boring, false and unimaginative. your youtube channel is amateur at best .Probably the most boring channel i’ve ever seen on there. This page should be taken down its contributes nothing to society. its not even entertaining. It’s sad actually.

        • Loyalty
          April 8, 2018 at 12:57 am

          Martha, you poor idiot. Yes there are many writers for turtleboy and again.. turtleboy is not one person it’s many. There are hundreds of us. And we’re not going anywhere. So take some melatonin and go to bed. If you don’t have any I’m sure Pam can make you some, just be careful cause you contact hepatitis A from dirty cups and plates. Also, I am not someone who works at TBS I’m a loyal rider. Get it now Martha….? Turtleboy is not just one person it’s Many

        • Dirty dumb hippie
          April 8, 2018 at 1:06 am

          They don’t delete comments because it’s freedom of speech. Also if you dislike this blog so much, don’t read it. Nobody will miss you. And for everyone person who hates tbs there are 3 more who love them so you should probably get use to us. You have pretty thin skin. If everything they write are just lies it shouldn’t get you as upset as you are. People only get that way when they are backed into a corner and can’t figure out what lie to tell next.

    • Kim g
      April 8, 2018 at 6:01 pm

      Its LEWD lol

    • Real_Finn
      April 9, 2018 at 11:23 pm


      So you like name dropping? Shall I begin? Would you like me to start rattling off all her GFM donors and their Google trophies? Is that your game? .

      In no order —- Amy Gossel (aka Amy Aquino), Patrick Harvey (another strong SJW), Marty McLaughlin (Hotstetter), Melissa Nicole Bonaventura, Nancy Rand, etc.

      One can find many things — jobs, bankruptcies, arrests, arrests in sunny Florida, mugshots, theft, etc.

      Should I go on? I guess you could say, “birds of a feather”? Amirite?

      Get Fucked,

  • JC
    April 7, 2018 at 12:49 am

    I only feel bad for the kittens if they were even real. Also should of had the mother spayed. Human and cat I mean lol 

  • Kevin Fleury
    Richard Cranium
    April 7, 2018 at 12:02 am

    The only acurrate thing in her story is the “puto” at the end of her name.

  • Margaret Kris
    April 6, 2018 at 11:46 pm

    Her defender needs phonics because he’s stuck on stupid while she’s homeschooling she should add him to the spelling class her go fund me is her dirty hippie way of not having to leave her shit hole of a rental home to actually go begging in person stop breeding immediately.

  • Trashbag
    April 6, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    What’s next is she’s going to move out of that dump leaving it in its same state of filth and cry “I’m not responsible to clean up what the ‘burglars’ did!” 

  • TJB
    April 6, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    Hey, I just saw the boo hoo interview on 7news. Still not buying it. The way that house was tossed, I bet those ‘bad people’ were looking for something. Hmm.

  • Spunky
    April 6, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Sorry, I always have a hard time believing anyone who uses sheets, blankets or towels for window dressings. That filthy house is not fit for animals to live in never mind children.
    Oh & what the hell is a “juckie”?

  • R
    April 6, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    Oh boy, aren’t you shaking in your boots! The stop and shop cart retriever boy will sic the family attorney on you along with his DA friend!!

  • Anon
    April 6, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    Your blog is just trashy as this poor woman. You’re all a bunch of douche bags.

    • Get over it
      April 6, 2018 at 6:08 pm

      At least you acknowledge that the woman the blog is about is trashy. So point was made right? Fake gofundme = trash bag 🙂

  • tomfromsaugus
    April 6, 2018 at 4:49 pm


  • Quality Control
    April 6, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    I see quite a few comments were removed from this thread. So, I’m going to just say this, since I can see that Turtleboy is getting the third degree from those who perceive themselves to be enlightened about the situation:

    First off, the cat story is bunk since, unless her child means less to her than a cat, she got rid of the cats because of the dander issue. It was thrown in to elicit sympathy for her and is completely duplicitous. Please tell me that you believe a thief, or even several thieves, would waste time breaking into that house in the first place, and then stealing even one mother cat, let alone the five kittens, while carrying out anything they could find of value and being bitten and scratched by a howling feline the whole time.

    Secondly, you can tell by the condition of the place that it had never been in a clean state. It wasn’t ransacked. There are empty glasses on the dirty night table and on the floor, there is an almost full box of some kind of groceries on the bed, and the sheer volume of the trash in the picture compared to the apparent size of the rest of the apartment would indicate she never had enough room for all the stuff that’s strewn about; it was always where it was. She made that mess and she’s been walking around on it for some time. You can bet the house on that.

    She also is willfully unkempt and is obviously so terminally “hippie” that she most likely almost never bathes or washes her or her children’s clothes. Look at her. Her children are home schooled because she doesn’t want DCF to be aware that she lives in incredible squalor, because she is presumably in some form of mental state that inhibits her from cleaning her place. Whether or not the problem is alcohol abuse or major depression is subject to conjecture; nonetheless it is no place for children to be raised.

    I would argue that she is unfit to have children in her care, and for that reason this article is necessary. Unhealthy minds have a negative effect on child development.

    I’m siding with the Turtle on this one. He’s completely correct, and somebody needs to do something. There are enough children being raised by incompetent and disturbed parents growing up in chaos and disarray as it is, and that’s why so many people end up on Turtleboy. It’s time the problem were identified sooner so that a bleak future can be averted.

    • Will Crusher
      April 6, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      Dude, THIS ^^^^
      I never need to leave another comment again.

  • Monster (The Hybrid)
    April 6, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    Yah-yeah! TBS-2, Scambags-0!

  • TJB
    April 6, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    This tale has more holes than a Brockton weave shop. If you’re going to lie, as least make it believable. Five children? Broke? Where are the ‘babydaddies’? Oh THAT CAT….. ya that’s the neighbors sisters cat, he’s just looking for the $500.00 cat food I bought yesterday; because my cat has allergies to dollar store cat food. Give it up.

  • msheadkracker
    April 6, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Let the crunchy homeschool granola butthurt flow. Serves her Lalapalooza attending, Phish fooling ass right. Grow up lady, you have 5 little heathens that need to grow up and join society, get a job and quit using you being deaf and dumb as an excuse. Im partially deaf, do i let that shit stop me or use it when something bad happens like these dummies do? Hell no, it has nothing to do with it. Shes a piece of trash wanting free shit, the cat took her kittens and fled to the nearest under porch, id get the hell away as fast as possible if i was her pet too, she most likely made them eat granola and kale, sick ass feminist weirdo. 

    • msheadkracker
      April 6, 2018 at 3:37 pm

      Following* not fooling, but who the hell does she think shes fooling?

  • A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
    April 6, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Where’s dad(s)?

    • GSWW
      April 6, 2018 at 9:51 pm

      If you keep the man, you don’t get the child support check.

  • Man with the Yellow Hat
    April 6, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    SSTG has become such a Sanctimommy. This story is grasping at straws for validity. I normally don’t side with TB subjects but this one is just reaching. She can’t have two TV’s? Is the allergic child one of her 5 or was she possibly fostering or providing daycare to an allergic child? She never said Mia was her own kid. Get a grip, SSTG. You double-downing on this one is so embarrassing for TBS. Looks a lot like you’re zeroing in on her because you’re bored and she doesn’t choose to mother exactly like you do. You chose an easy target and now you’re refusing to cease fire. Get a grip.

    • Man with the Yellow Hat
      April 6, 2018 at 3:21 pm

      Doubling-down* Dangit. Higher than I thought

      • George
        April 6, 2018 at 4:10 pm

        Curious why you call yourself man in the yellow hat?

    • Will Crusher
      April 6, 2018 at 3:23 pm

      It’s embarrassing for TBS to dare call bullshit on a clearly fraudulent money making scheme? O, hearken! The temerity! Single earth mommies unite! Fetch my crystal talisman and unite our eternal powers of the uterus!

    • Kip landsdorf
      April 6, 2018 at 4:01 pm

      How much have you donated to the Go Fund Me?

    • R
      April 6, 2018 at 6:40 pm

      Fostering? Ok. Are you kidding me?? Daycare? Where, in that hole?

    • Michelle Marchant
      April 7, 2018 at 3:40 am

      Finally another commenter that has some sense Man with the Yellow Hat! You’ve got some common sense. IS this what TBS has come to? Taking some sentence from 2 years ago and running with it like you have a fucking sdmoking gun to prove your point? So many reasons why the situation may have changed. SSTG should be slapped, but since (I know who it is) she is ugly as dog ass anyway, it won’t matter. Uncle Turtle must be getting desparate (which we know he is, since he lambastes people for using Gofundme for non-emergency reasons, while he begs for money himself.) Oh boo hoo, it costs to run a blog, if it was any kind of consistently decent blog, it would be self sustaining. But letting SSTG post crap like this and then still have the balls to call yourself a marhsal of truth is plain out PATHETIC. As I always say, Turtle nuts can never admit mistake, just grab BULLSHIT to make things fit their argeument. SSTG should go back to hooking, at least swallowing Methuen spunk provides a high protien diet.

      • Waiting
        April 8, 2018 at 9:45 am

        Michelle Marchant you know who sstg is. You say she is ugly as shit, prove it. Drop a name, easy as that. Show everyone just how much you know. Their are a shit ton of people that would love to know who she is, so let them know. Unless of course you’re just lying.

    • Bret
      April 7, 2018 at 8:38 am

      Shut your fuckin manmuncher ya fuckin salami shallower. Go fingerblast your asshole and go defend another scumcunt…buhbyeeeee

    • Curious George
      April 7, 2018 at 12:41 pm

      Yes, the child with severe allergies is hers. So there’s your theory right out the window. Got any more ideas?

      • Man in the Yellow Hat
        April 11, 2018 at 9:34 pm

        Hey, George. I’ve missed you.

        Word on the street is the child subsequently had an allergy panel done and dander was not the cause of the allergies.

        And apparently a certain neighbor may have been getting some type of suburban neighborly revenge and then contacted Turtleboy herself to further damage the woman featured in this story. So plot thickens…

        This is why we live in the city, George. Just your run-of-the-mill ratchets to deal with. I’m looking forward to the blog post where SSTG looks into this woman commenters kept mentioning. Melissa F-something? Frisbee? Anyways. If TBS is as noble as they claim to be they’ll follow up on those leads.

  • Anonymous Turtle
    April 6, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    I’m surprised you guys haven’t done a blogpost about the Plymouth poo popsicle who got charged for cyberstalking a woman for years.

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