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Looks like I pissed a bunch of people off again with this blog so I wanted to do a quick followup, because nothing peeves me more than when people call my work fake news. Just to recap:
- Single mother of five in Norton comes home to ransacked house, claims that six kittens and their mother are gone, cash she’d been saving to move to a “safer” neighborhood, along with other unnamed things
- Says that the front door is chainlocked from the inside, which burglars did in case she came home during the robbery
- Burglars leave a bunch of stuff on the couch near the exit because they were making multiple trips
- Blames drug addict next door neighbors
- Mom posts about this, GoFundMe ensues, $2K raised quickly
- Mom is a deaf home schooling earthy crunchy Etsy salesman, who somehow can support a family of six on her own
- Mom fits the bill of the crazy home school mom who won’t let her kids eat normal things, and still breast feeds her 3 year old
- We asked simple questions about the GoFundMe and were blocked and told they were calling the cops on us
Since then we’ve gotten a bunch of angry comments and some messages:
Look, we like and welcome trolls. We want to engage with and embarrass all of you. It’s fun for us. But what’s not fun is when you try to take down our pages, because then we can’t make fun of and embarrass you anymore until we make a new one. So the second you mention reporting or taking down a page, it’s block city dodge. And I HATE blocking people. I’m anti-censorship. But if your goal on our page is to shut it down instead of argue with us, we can’t be having that.
Then there was this:
Looks like he’s on his period. And I mean that quite literally – he’s sitting on his period, which explains why he couldn’t find it to insert it into whatever the hell this abomination to the English language is. Something, something, my girlfriend’s sister. Something, something, junkie neighbors. Something, something, Internet lawsuit. Something, something, my “DA friend.” Something, something, court papers.
Then again, this is what we’re dealing with here:
Oh, and he also says that there’s a reason why the picture of the ransacked room has a cat in it, even though they have no cats Kathleen…..
It’s the father cat. Ya got that? These thieves only were interested in females and kittens. You’ll also notice this cat is white and the others were black, proving that white male privilege is not just a human thing.
But like I said, when people call my stories fake, it only makes me more resolved to prove that they’re not. For starters, I never came out and said that she was lying. I presented the facts. And if the facts make her look like a liar, then blame her. Because facts don’t care about your feelings. We put a poll question up and turtle riders overwhelmingly think that she’s lying.
More importantly, if you go out of your way to raise money via a GoFundMe, it is incumbent upon you to prove that it is legitimate. Especially when it’s got so many obvious red flags. All they had to do was clarify a couple things and the blog wouldn’t have been written.
But instead they blocked us and threatened to call the cops, which is on page 1 of the how to be a ratchet handbook. Plus, we almost shared her story to see if we could find the missing cats. Imagine how dumb we would’ve looked? These fake GoFundMe pages aren’t harmless. They make people less inclined to donate to good causes. So yea, prove that you’re legit or deal with the wrath of public opinion.
Anyway, here’s some more evidence that would lead you to believe that not everything is as it appears to be. For starters, she posted this on IG:
They stole her kid’s record players? Seriously? What kind of kid wants to use 1950’s technology? Because the house was also full of iMachines, all of which kids today use to play the rap music. Her kid also has a shark tooth collection that was stolen, which she never mentioned before, along with some other stuff.
But what really caught my eye was that she said that her TV was stolen in that IG post. Yet here’s what she posted on Facebook:
So now the TV wasn’t stolen. Yet. It was one of the items the thieves lied up at the back door that they were gonna come back for. But first they needed to steal six kittens and her organic chaiTEA. That’s how the thieves prioritized their plunder.
And here’s a post she made over 2 years ago before moving into this house. See if you notice anything fishy…
So now her kid is “severely allergic” to pets, so much that they can’t accept a donated couch that an animal has been on. YET THEY HAVE A FREAKING DOG, A DAD CAT, A MOM CAT, AND A LITTER OF KITTENS THEY WANT BACK!!
Before I merely suggested that she might be lying. Now I have irrefutable proof of it. Take notes butthurts – if you’re gonna call us a liar or tell us to get our facts straight, you better have your affairs in order. Because we will get our facts straight. Just ask Leigha Genduso.