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Noxzema Nancy Posts Video Of Meeting With Enfield Police For 45 Minutes, Lecturing Them About Why They Should’ve Let The Neckbeard Mafia Punch Them In The Face


Last week we blogged about these assholes from Enfield CT who live streamed themselves harassing, degrading, and eventually throwing a bottle of liquor at some cops who were responding to a suicide call to check up on their friend, who ended up punching one of them in the face.

I tried to get the store owner who blamed the cops for his idiot friends trashing the store to come on the live show but he was afraid to face the music. However, I did get ahold of this sassy spunkball.

She goes by Kayleigh Rae on the Facebook machine, and her boyfriend Mark Keys was this guy:

One of the arrested nudniks who began literally crying for his Mommy

She came on at the 1:34:15 mark, and it was glorious, particularly her interactions with my guest Bret Killoran.

But as hilarious as she is, she was nothing in comparison to the woman featured on Fox 61 News, who claimed to not know any of the people involved, happened to be walking by the liquor store while the mayhem was going down, and blamed the cops for everything. (12 second mark and 26 second mark)

If you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and your doctor is busy you are in luck because I found the cure:

Her name is Jessica Delia, and she was born to be on Turtleboy. Noxzema Nancy was so upset about the police doing their job that she went down to the police station to meet with two of the most patient police officers you’ll ever see, as she attempted to explain to them how they should do their job. If you don’t have time to watch the entire 45 minute stream I’ve compiled some of the best parts into a YouTube clip.

So many amazing quotes. She thinks the cop who was punched in face by the guy who couldn’t figure out how to kill himself was at fault for then arresting the guy who assaulted him.

Noxzema Nancy: “After they punch you in the face you should step the fuck back. That person was in distress.”

Cop: “He punched the officer in the face.”

Noxzema Nancy: “That person is in distress sir. That person wanted to kill themselves.”

Cop:”What should we do at that point?”

Noxzema Nancy: “You should talk to them. After they punch you in the face you should step back. You should step the fuck back.”

Cop: “That’s not how it works.”

Noxzema Nancy: “I know it’s not how it works, that’s how it should work though.”


Noxzema Nancy: “they were afraid to get arrested because their friend punched one of your officers in the head and they decided to protect him.”

Cop: “So their friend punched the officers and that’s OK?”

Noxzema Nancy: “Their friend was not in a good headspace, what do you not understand?”


She blamed the cops for causing the chinstrapped douchebag to punch him.

Noxzema Nancy: “What was the officer doing to his friend to make him want to punch him? Why was that man (the second guy) arrested?”

Cop: “he pushed the other officer….”

Noxzema Nancy: “after the officer did what?”

Cop: “Was taking the person who needed aid into custody.”

Noxzema Nancy: “yes, because he was arresting his friend who wanted to kill himself.”

Cop: “He wasn’t arresting him.”

Noxzema Nancy: “That doesn’t matter, that’s what his friends thought.”


They should be allowed to punch cops because……love.

“Obviously this other person who came after you loves that person dearly.”


She claims to work in mental health, which is scary if true.

Noxzema Nancy: “I work in the mental health field. I work with crazy people every single day.”

Cop: “And you call them crazy people?”

Noxzema Nancy:  “Yes, they are crazy, they are completely insane. But I love those people. They are my people.”

I couldn’t confirm this, and I assume she’s lying, but if she really does work with people who are mentally ill then that’s like the blind leading the blind.


Whenever she was asked a legitimate question by the cops, or they pointed out the insanity of a policy where people are allowed to punch cops in the face, she’d cry and get hysterical.

Noxzema Nancy: “I hate this world.”

Cop: “should he have sat and talked to that person?”

Noxzema Nancy: “Yes, he should have”

She literally justified hitting police with a bottle of liquor and blamed the cop who had his head cut open.

Noxzema Nancy:”So it’s OK for someone to hit a police officer?”

Cop: “When the police act like this, yes.”


She also claimed to not know them, but then said she had all their phone numbers, told the cops they should not be allowed to touch anyone at any time, and lectured them about the appropriate training they should receiver.

40:40 – There’s this training called PBS training, do you know what that is? Positive behavior support. And you guys need that.

The crazy part is there are millions of people who not only believe this, but BLM itself believes this. The organization that’s racked up hundreds of millions of dollars in donations believes that the cops should be disbanded and we should send social workers to calls like this.

She posted the video in an Enfield Facebook group, thinking that people would be swayed by this hilarious display of idiocy, but it ended up leading to hundreds of comments from people with common sense crapping on her. If you have time and wanna go down the rabbit hole you can read it here

It just so happens that Jessica Delia is somehow a mod for Predator Poachers of Massachusetts YouTube channel, and the other mods began to realize there was something wrong with her when she began plotting to take down a Christopher Columbus statue.

After her and her Antifa friends succeeded in their venture and Masslive wrote about it she published a video shaming all the people who put an angry face emoji on the Facebook post.

This is a chick who regularly traffics in fake news that is so fake Facebook has to put up a warning to let morons like her know that they fell for a meme.

She sucks, but there are so many more like her. And if you associate with black lives matter, this is your peer group. You can laugh at the things she’s saying, but everything she said is a mainstream black lives matter position.


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38 Comment(s)
  • Can we enact a minimum voter IQ?
    June 23, 2020 at 11:36 am

    It is so entertaining to give stupid people a platform to display to the world exactly how stupid they are.

    Unfortunately, it is also a platform for them to connect to their fellow morons.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 23, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Listen to Kayleighs squeaky upset voice on the show. God I love it when she’s angry!

  • Harry Reems
    June 23, 2020 at 12:16 am

    So violence is an acceptable response, it just depends on behavior…good to know.

    It’s getting really hard to keep these liberals and their contradictions straight.

  • Tenfroe
    June 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Ever notice it’s every negroes dream to fuck a white broad
    Even if she’s as ugly as a barrel of assholes with the good ones picked out
    Like this ugly cunt

    June 22, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    >She came on at the 1:34:15 mark, and it was glorious, particularly her interactions with my guest Bret Killoran.

    O. M. G. This is fantastic audio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Walter Sobchak
    June 22, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    This is better than Monty Python, tits, and beer combined

    Kayleigh Rae and Jessica Delia…how fucked up can you be?

    Bret Killoran is the funniest bastard I’ve heard in years.

    Mark Keys looks like he needs a Royale with cheese.

    Michael Shanley loves BBC down his throat and up his ass.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    June 22, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    The Three Things that will cause the downfall of this great nation:
    1)White women.
    2)Social media.
    All three are cancers.
    They all base their logic on “feelings”!

    • OnlyTheTruth
      June 22, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      What the fuck is up with that skanks face looks like she is having a Herpes outbreak, but it could be from taking to many loads of cum in the face. She’s not only really ugly, she is scary ugly and fucking stupid too. Because this incident took place in the slum section of Enfield I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone or should I say anyone that has some smarts that these type of problems will happen, these people are maggots to a decent society. These fucking retards can somehow justify that it’s alright to attack police officers and suck off society. What is with the perfect physique turd, the one without a shirt on and his manly displayed ‘tits’, this is one maggot that should not go in public without a shirt on, my 10 year old grandson has more chest muscle than this piece of shit. Let me not forget that Herpes face stated she works in Mental Health what she didn’t mention is her job is cleaning the toilets and shit left by clientele. All these lowlifes are hatched from other Welfare lowlifes popping these turds out as fast as they can without knowing who your daddy is. Also, I wouldn’t worry to much about FOX News, it’s no more than a low level they claim to be news source where the reporters couldn’t obtain jobs as janitors but are excellent at not telling the truth (liars) which is the main and only requirement to get a news job. My reply to FOX news liars, oops I mean reporters and to all other liars, oops I did it again, reporters, Go Fuck Off you lying maggots go prey on someone that is going through a terrible experience in their life you pieces of shit are real good at that.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      July 2, 2020 at 1:04 am

      Chicken/egg time:

      Which of these three begat the others?

  • The Ugly Stick
    June 22, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    NO MORE!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 22, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Next time,tear gas the whole room, then take the crazy guy out, works like a charm, and if she falls in all the confusion, and hits that face on a chair on the way down, even better!

  • Come on !
    June 22, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    That’s a guy right ?

  • Crazy people are not reasonable
    June 22, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    All of these types, man or woman, and I use that term loosely, know zero about how anything in life works.
    The cops are not there to be a therapist. They are there to diffuse a potentially dangerous situation with what seems to be a mentally unstable individual.
    Mentally unstable individuals are MENTALLY UNSTABLE. By their very definition they lack self control, are under the influence potentially of mind-altering substances of either a legal or illegal nature, and cannot exercise good judgement. The police are there to take them into custody and bring them to a hospital where a real doctor will evaluate them and see if they need to be committed or not.
    The police don’t know if this person had a gun or a knife. They don’t know if he/she will stab or shoot himself or others. Burn the store. Run into traffic and cause an accident.
    What they are there to do is put handcuffs on this person, put him/her into the back of the cruiser, and drive away towards a hospital BEFORE THE PERSON HURTS HIMSELF OR OTHERS. Not wait around and see if they MIGHT. Because all it takes is a split second and someone is shot or knifed.
    That’s real life, babycakes, not your fantasy world where you gently coddle the person who is agitated and/or either off or on drugs into a quiet, peaceful feeling.
    Watch some videos of people off their bean on PCP. There is no amount of cajoling or sweet talk that is going to make someone ramped up on PCP just calm down and go home.
    Same with schizophrenia. Or bath salts. Or meth. Or cocaine. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WISH IT SO.
    That’s the difference between adults and children. When we grow up, we no longer have “magical thinking” at least we aren’t supposed too.

  • Racist Cops
    June 22, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Ya those racist cops should have let those guys kick the shit out of them.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 22, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    Kayleigh Rae is on the right track. The fast relationship ‘I love bad men’ track to:

    single motherhood
    no child support
    Hating all men.

    Good choice Kayleigh Rae!

    • Bucky
      June 22, 2020 at 3:07 pm

      What is the difference between Kayleigh and Jessica? I’de say about 15 years.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        June 22, 2020 at 3:25 pm

        Spot on!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 22, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Miss meth face there needs to lay off of the crank. She’s ripping her face apart scratching imaginary itches.

    And she lives in the shittiest part of town. That and the meth sores tell you everything you need to know about that beast.

    Suggestion: leave the cops alone and go buy some triple antibiotic ointment for your face

  • randiguy2006
    June 22, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    White people.

  • Golf Shoes
    June 22, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    I had fun tap dancing on her face.

    • FootJoy
      June 22, 2020 at 4:41 pm

      Well, now we are spike-less, but still just as comfortable, and…. as always…spit and drool proof!

  • functional retardation
    June 22, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Fat stupid white women destroy everything they touch it all turns to shit and they play with that shit and roll around in it. How much cat feces does she have on her kitchen counter?

  • Noxzema Nancy's Rancid Pussy
    June 22, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    Christ, will someone please tell her to attempt some personal hygene and wash me. Even a cursory splash of some water would be an improvement. I’m tired of the turkey vultures lurking nearby thinking I’m a rotting animal carcass and the hot weather is just getting here.

  • BLM Scam Continues
    June 22, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    What a bunch of non producers there. Not a one of them is ever going to amount to anything. Especially that fat greasy pimples cunt. What do you do for work princess? I would love to go into your work and tell them how you should do your job. If she even has a job

  • hartf811
    Happy Days will
    June 22, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Where is HTTG? Has she OD’d? She wouldn’t have qualified for the extra $600 so she has to be turning tricks in Revere or Everett. I will pay money for the gangbang vids. Cash Money.

  • hartf811
    Father Shandley
    June 22, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    The way this ends is one of the SJW gets shot by a perp and the cops shoot the perp.
    Once the cops recognize that these Joa’s are shields the will use the dumbest of them and more perps and Joa’s will be dead.
    Good riddance.

  • We Dont Need PoPo
    June 22, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    The good news is 100 boons were shot in Chicago this past PEACEFUL fathers day weekend.
    The bad news is there were only 14 confirmed kills.
    In one PEACEFUL weekend black on black criminals kill more of eachother than police do all year
    Will ch 5 talk about this. As Bobs furniture says I Doubt It
    Btw I am not complaining. I am a big fan of Darwinism .

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    June 22, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Absolutely disgusting fat slob.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 22, 2020 at 2:31 pm

      You can actually see the grease shine on her skin from lack of bathing.


  • Crispy C
    June 22, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    She hates this world. With a face like that. And an IQ that low. She really needs to get her number over to Michelle Carter.

  • Senior
    June 22, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Looks like Mikey from Orange County cycles on meth

  • E Deplorable Unum
    June 22, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    First Bret is not a guest he’s a co-host. Kinda like when UTB is on Howie Carr he considers himself a co -host. Difference being Bret actually ads value.
    Bret was on fire, i lost count of the belly laughs…

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      June 22, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      Right with ya on that,fucking tears in my eyes laughing so hard. That interview was gold Jerry….gold

  • Daniel Crowell
    Joe biden
    June 22, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    I can smell her from Saugus

  • bigdaddy
    June 22, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    where the fuck do these people come from?

  • Bucky
    June 22, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    meth is a heluva drug

  • Joe Orga?
    June 22, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    Has a sister?

    Damn sure looks like!

  • Erwin
    June 22, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    I bet she doesn’t even know how to use the 3 sea shells.

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