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Nudnik Denver Broncos Fans On Twitter Still Think Peyton Manning Is Better Than Tom Brady

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Could the Super Bowl possibly have gone any better? I know Peyton Manning is a choker and all, but I didn’t think it was possible to poop in your pants as bad as he did last night. I mean cleaning him up after that game is going to be worse than cleaning up the bathroom of the Great Brook Valley swimming pool. Poop everywhere.

If Maning won last night the Brady-Manning debate would’ve been reinvigorated. Brady still would’ve been obviously superior, but at least now only the fringe idiots will be the ones who even think the two are in the same universe. I mean, Brady is obviously in an entirely different stratosphere than Manning. It’s science. Manning’s postseason record is 11-12. Brady’s is 18-8. Brady beat the greatest offensive super power ever seen in his first Super Bowl win (St. Louis), then beat a nasty defense in his second (Carolina), and wasn’t even really challenged against the Donovan McNabb Eagles. And that was before McNabb became fat and useless.

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Manning’s only Super Bowl win came against the Rex Grossman Bears. Let’s be honest, that shouldn’t even count. What he did last night was beyond embarrassing. Safety on the first freaking play of the game. Handing off the ball on third down and long in a game he was losing by four touchdowns. Two terrible, terrible interceptions, and several others that very easily could’ve been picked. There are actually people on Twitter who still think this is apparently an actual debate. Here are some of them for your amusement….

 

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I could go on and on and on about this, but it’s just not worth it. Brady is better than Manning. We know it. Our kids will know it some day. It will be taught in schools and tested on the MCAS. Fact, not opinion.

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3 Comment(s)
  • February 3, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    So how’d Brady’s last two superbowls go for him? #choke

    • matt
      February 3, 2014 at 8:35 pm

      @ Kingphelan, Im pretty sure Brady led a scoring drive that put the Pats up with about one minute to play in the 07 s bowl and then had his team up 17-15 with approx. one minute to go in the 11 s bowl. That’s not choking.

      Choking would be throwing TD’s to the other team in multiple super bowls. Now who does that????

  • Blong
    February 3, 2014 at 6:45 pm

    “Brady>Manning.. Science” bahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha Absolutely classic!!!

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