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Nurse Ratchet Is Calling Herself A “Superstar” For Lying To The MSM About Being Attacked With Umbrella Dunkin Donuts Drive Through, Says Cops Doctored Video Showing Nothing Happened

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Hello Turtleboy! This message is in regards to “nurse ratchet,” i.e. Denise. I worked at her most recent job. She’s totally nuts you don’t know that half of it. She got into girl fights. Talked about snorting her Klonopin in the girls bathroom. She western unioned $ to some fake dude in Africa and went to meet him at the airport and the guy never showed up and then she went on a racist tirade on FB about wanting to blow up Africa into it turns into a parking lot. The post, she has since deleted. Anyways, I am messaging you now to confirm that your most recent story is correct, Denise made up the attack. In fact, now she is bragging on her FB that she is a “superstar” because she is in the news and her and her mom are claiming the police “Doctored” the DD videotapes.

This hefalump really is the gift that keeps on giving. She’s literally calling herself a “superstar” for getting the mainstream media to fall for her bullshit:

Oh yea girl, you’re a superstar alright. You look like the protagonist in a Lifetime movie

Oh, and she actually now refers to herself as Nurse Ratchet too:

I love it when they refer to themselves as the nicknames we give them. Makes it all worthwhile.

Mom really is claiming that the videos, which clearly show that she was never assaulted at Dunkin Donuts, were in fact doctord by the cops,

…..thus justifying Nurse Ratchet’s previous comments about the Worcester Police…

The mainstream media never ceases to amaze me. I mean, this story isn’t even remotely believable. Let’s just disregard that she’s a psychopath who’s written insane things about wanting cops to die and getting into domestic violence disputes. Fox 25 would have no way to know that. But what about the fact that Dunkins as cameras all over the drive through and none of this happened? That doesn’t matter to them? Fuck it? Report it anyway?

This is why we’ll never, ever go out of business. Because the MSM will never stop being fake news. It’s the only thing they know how to do.

39 Comment(s)
  • MYOB
    May 9, 2018 at 9:12 am

    I can understand people commenting on this article if they know her. But if you have no idea who this person even is, wtf are you doing with your day? Why be hateful toward someone you’ve never before heard of. There are plenty of more constructive hobbies than blindly commenting on turtleboy articles

    • Melissa Antoinette Garza
      May 9, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      Those of us who don’t know her comment because we’re sick of the idiocracy that morons like her create and force the rest of us to live in. We honor and respect our police officers just as the vast majority of police officers honor and respect us. When someone posts vitriolic insanity against them it is the requirement of a civilized society to point out the behavior so others learn from her mistake. We choose not to ignore the foolishness and instead call it out so that people remember what the word shame means and how that quality can actually benefit one when they act in away to avoid it. The only thing Nurse Rachett does is make the world a little worse. That’s her legacy. And those of us who are sick of dealing with the thousands of Nurse Rachett’s running around come to Turtle Boy for the solace of knowing that the cavalry is here to fight against these parasitic blights. Also, because I have active brain cells my ability to multi-task is phenomenal so as I was reading about Nurse Rachett I was also watching Cobra Kai and making a flower wreath. Any other questions?

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    May 7, 2018 at 11:21 am

    Did they beat the 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 20 McNuggets, 7 apple pies and a large Diet Coke out of her?

  • Mom Jacobson
    May 6, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    Email sender, Denise never said nor have I. that the videos were doctored. I had told her that I heard it MAY be. It is all over social media, because people such as yourself, have said it. Maybe if people like yourself, took a good hard look at the kind of life you live, you wouldn’t need to cause drama in someone else’s life. If your boss at Associated Credit Services, ever realizes the kind of people you, Becky, Courtney and Melissa really are, the low life liars who cause drama with other co workers, just to make yourselves look and feel better, you’d all be fired as well. The broad with all the kids and another on the way, I hope your partner(s) knew enough to get DNA tests, cause at the number of guys your skank ass has been with, you just never know.

    • NR
      May 6, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      Hello Nurse Ratchet…and if this really is your mom, it’s not surprising you’re as insane as you are.

    • Melissa Garza
      May 7, 2018 at 2:36 am

      The issue is that your daughter is a horrible person regardless if she got her ass kicked at Dunkin Donuts (and I think we all know she didn’t). The truth is that she deserved to get her ass kicked for talking about the police the way she did, so even in the most wild of scenarios she actually told the truth, it doesn’t matter. As her mother, you shouldn’t back up her lies, cover up for her or defend her to people calling her out on her bs. That doesn’t help her. That enables her to continue being a parasitic blight on society. She’s white trash who belongs underneath a flooded prison. As her mother you should be telling her to clean up her act. You should have already taught her that being interviewed on the news for a fake beating makes you a hillbilly that everyone is laughing at and not a superstar. There’s a significant difference and the fact that she doesn’t know it says as much about you as a mother as it does about her being worth less than a turd.

  • Clitty Litter
    May 5, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Umbrella? Looks more like the work of the Ugly stick or a sack of nickels.

  • John Q Public
    May 5, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    I heard a coyote jumped on her back and beat her with an umbrella ….

    • Darwin
      May 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm

      If she mated with and produced offspring with the Retarded Rutland Roughneck. That would constitute reverse evolution.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      May 5, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      Best comment of the day!

  • Yuck
    May 5, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    I got it!!! She looks like John Lithgow’s doppelganger!!! Hahaha If I had to look at that ugly fucking mug everyday I would be an insufferable jackass like her too.

    • Fo Sho
      May 5, 2018 at 8:38 pm

      Willin da bet her dick is bigger than Lithgow’s

  • ginger nurse
    May 5, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    She’s a fat ginger, this is normal ginger behavior.

    Nurses are bitchy miserable women who will fight with and fuck with anybody, they feel powerful over other people. A few good ones mixed in but most are angry and crazy as fuck.

    She got burned by a Nigerian scammer, we now know she is a coal-burner as well, nurse fat ginger, Luv dat black snake!

    • NR
      May 5, 2018 at 4:39 pm

      Yep, a little crazy with a very dark sense of humor…

    • MYOB
      May 9, 2018 at 9:03 am

      Lol you guys. Smh, you’re no better! You’re just making shit up. She’s blonde, she has always been blonde.
      The attack did happen, whether it was staged by police or TB, idk but it did happen.

  • msheadkracker
    May 5, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Shes actually a candidate for next years March Madness, total psycho! 

  • A. Friend
    May 5, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    What the fuck does doctor up a video even mean? Like cops have nothing better to do than to become video ninjas just to fuck with this tool because of an idiotic post she made. Morons.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Karma is real
    May 5, 2018 at 9:07 am

    Karma. Lovely karma. Stories like these brighten my day. When bad things happen to assholes, it’s truly a thing of beauty.

  • Mom Jacobson
    May 5, 2018 at 7:51 am

    Is this co worker at it again? If you reread what I said, I said social media is saying this attack never happened. That it’s fake. I stated that social media claims the video doesn’t exist. It does. WPD has it. I also heard the WPD may have doctored it up, to get revenge for what she had posted. I question why does she have to wait 4 days to view it? I would think they would want her to view it right away in order to identify her attackers.
    There were witnesses but they won’t speak up. In this city people don’t want to get invlved nor do
    the attackers wait around for the cops to get there.
    Social media is saying she made this up. I do question that she may have been set up. If it didn’t happen, why would the police send news stations to interview her if it didn’t happen? She had her coffee and donut in her car, so she was there. She had just gone through the drive through.
    She got out of her car because when she looked behind her to see who was banging on her car, she thought it was a teen, so she got out to tell him to stop banging on her car. She didn’t know a second person, a young female, would come up and jump on her back.

    • H
      May 5, 2018 at 8:17 am

      She’s clearly a liar looking for attention and you don’t really believe her. You just don’t want to admit how ratchet she actually is. That makes you a cunt just like her.

      • Mom Jacobson
        May 5, 2018 at 4:45 pm

        H, it’s Mrs. Cunt, get it right. I believe her 100%. Why else would there have been a line up for her to view? The turtle ass hole has a different video, not the actual one.

        • H
          May 5, 2018 at 5:41 pm

          A cunt who raised a lying cunt, you must be proud, you fucking trash bag

        • Real_Finn
          May 5, 2018 at 7:17 pm

          “H, it’s Mrs. Cunt, get it right. I believe her 100%. Why else would there have been a line up for her to view? The turtle ass hole has a different video, not the actual one.”

          Hi Cunt,

          I’m not adding the “Mrs.” because I have a feeling your (poor) husband will dump you soon enough.

          There is only 1 video. The police have better things to do than doctor videos for low-life scumbags (or anyone else). You’re zero threat to them and they have nothing to hide. You’re simply not worth the effort or time (to anyone). You have nothing to offer society and never will.

          Get Fucked,

          • Mom Jacobson
            May 6, 2018 at 4:43 pm

            Listen up tupid fucktard. My Vietnam Veteran husband of 32 years has passed away. What has your sorry ass done for this country, other than being a whimp and hiding behind your keyboard? Oh ya, I remember now, you’re a lazy ass leach living off the state.
            So yes, it is Mrs.

      • t
        May 5, 2018 at 9:14 pm

        Questions the MSM SHOULD have asked and Mom Jacobson can’t answer…

        “I stated that social media claims the video doesn’t exist.
        It does.
        WPD has it.
        I also heard the WPD may have doctored it up”

        Q: You heard from WHO they doctored the video?
        Q: Is it a credible source or are you just making this up to protect your psycho daughter?
        Q: What proof do you have?

        “There were witnesses but they won’t speak up.
        In this city people don’t want to get invlved”

        Q: Who are these so called “witness’s?”
        Q: What are their names?
        Q: Do the WPD know who they are?

        “Social media is saying she made this up.
        I do question that she may have been set up”

        Q: Set up by WHO and WHY?
        Q: Do you really think anyone cares about your daughter so much to create such an elborate hoax?

        “She had her coffee and donut in her car, so she was there.
        She had just gone through the drive through.”

        Q: Does your daughter have reciepts?
        Q: Does DD have copies of receipts she went there that day?
        Q: Will the drive through cameras confirm ANY part of your story? Video doesn’t lie.

        • Mom Jacobson
          May 6, 2018 at 4:20 pm

          Do you really expect me to reveal my credible source here on Turtle Boy, of all places? It would be all twisted around to sound better.
          The witness’ would be the asses watching and did nothing. Maybe Denise, after fighting off her two attackers, should have started taking names instead of leaving and getting to a safer location.

          If it were set up, it would have been by someone who doesn’t care about her, not by someone who does care. Although she was threatened by a former co-worker, the pregnant slut at Associated Credit Services, who said she was going to have something such as this done.

          Denise does have her receipt. Dunkins can produce their copy if investigators requested it.
          She was not in the drive thru when attacked, but closer to the road near end of parking lot when attack occured.

        • h
          May 6, 2018 at 5:12 pm

          He probably died of shame because of his tupid cunt wife and even tupider daughter

        • h
          May 6, 2018 at 5:15 pm

          Listen up cunt, you and your daughter are lying assholes no matter how you try to spin it

    • Bret
      May 5, 2018 at 8:33 am

      None of it happened, so shut the fuck up

      • Mom Jacobson
        May 5, 2018 at 4:31 pm

        If she was lying, then why would the detectives want her to see a line up. What turtle boy has is the wrong video. The WPD has the correct one. Its easy to get a video from that same area that shows nothing. What the turtle doesn’t get, is the fact that she had already gone through the drive through, at a specific time, and was at the end of the parking lot, waiting to pull out in traffic, right where the construction site cones are. The turtle has the wrong film. Simple as that. But nice try asshole!

        • H
          May 5, 2018 at 5:47 pm

          Nice try??? You dumb skank, you lost. You raised a fat, ugly, lying asshole and now the whole world knows. Nice try raising a human you dumb cunt

    • z
      May 5, 2018 at 9:07 am

      This is a troll, right??? Right???

      You should call the AGs office. This is a bigger conspiracy than the MSP. Multiple police involved. Tampering with evidence.

      • H
        May 5, 2018 at 10:45 am

        Nothing to tamper with because nothing happened you dipshit

        • A. Friend
          May 5, 2018 at 12:02 pm

          Maura Healy? Helllloooo?

  • NR
    May 5, 2018 at 6:22 am

    She’s insane. Someone section her before she really goes off the deep end. We haven’t heard the last from her and her multiple personalities.

  • Publius
    May 5, 2018 at 1:38 am

    Sadly main stream media continues to fail. Their demise is deserved and self inflicted.

    • z
      May 5, 2018 at 8:41 am

      Let’s hope the nurse doesn’t have access to the controlled substances cabinet at work. The last thing anyone needs is her taking it upon herself to “Help” the patients/residents because she knows best.

      • NR
        May 5, 2018 at 8:46 am

        She’s not actually a nurse…and with the publicity she’s brought upon herself, probably never will be.

  • TB Fan
    May 5, 2018 at 12:42 am

    If it bleeds it leads that is the MSM even if it is a sleestack with a lie the sheep don’t know better

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