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Nurses Who Think That Arizona Touches The Ocean Don’t Get To Call Other People Stupid Or Threaten To Deny Healthcare


Last night’s live show/podcast was entitled, “Essential workers aren’t special,” and it’s got some people hot and bothered, so allow me to explain.

Nurses and doctors are heroic. They were heroic before the commie cold and they’ll be heroic after the commie cold. However, with that said, some nurses on a power trip need to calm the fuck down and slow their role. It started when I saw someone post this on Facebook yesterday:

Obviously it’s a joke since that’s a picture of the ocean and Arizona has no ocean. It was a test to see who would freak out and cluth their pearls over people being at beaches. For the record, there is nowhere safer than the beach. Not a single person who has died from the commie cold has said they’ve gotten it at the beach. It’s easy to socially distance there and studies have shown that sunlight kills the virus. But the Karen patrol LOVES to freak out over beach pictures, which is exactly what ended up happening.

The irony here is that Katie and Courtney are mocking stupid people, when in fact they are the stupid ones who fell for the picture. Katie says that people who go to the beach should be put on the bottom of the triage list. What does she do for work?

Oh, she’s a nurse!! A person who signed up to save the lives of others thinks that you should die if you go to the beach. That’s like saying that you won’t help a fat person suffering from heart problems because they chose to eat Wendy’s five times a week.

I realize that most nurses are selfless people who do their job every day and don’t look for Internet applause. But I’ve reached my breaking point with the Nurse Katie’s of the world. She “can’t stay home,” because she’s just fucking special like that. Unlike the millions of people who were forced out of their jobs and businesses and can’t feed their families now. Those are the lucky people who CAN stay home. Being a virtual prisoner in your home makes you lucky now, while people like Katie continue to collect a paycheck and keep their jobs. The job they signed up to do. I think I’m most insulted that anyone dumb enough to think that Arizona is on the ocean is smarter than anyone else.

One of the things I can’t stand about this involuntary lockdown is the infantilizing of anyone who isn’t lucky enough to be an “essential worker.” Have you seen the commercials where everyone goes outside and claps, or bangs their pots and pans for essential workers? They shove it down your throat on every channel.

Do I look a cheerleader to you? Is there anything more emasculating than being robbed of your ability to make a living, and then relegated to the role of a cheerleader because people are afraid of a virus? Every COVID commercial is the same.

And they’re all billion dollar corporations making BANK off of this crisis while small businesses are forced out of work. Wanna buy a pair of pants? Well, you can’t buy them at Marshall’s because they’re not essential, but you can buy them at Walmart. Companies like Lowe’s, Samsung, and Apple are doing a lot better because they’re the only game in town, and you’re more reliant on the products they sell due to the lockdown. Yet they present themselves in commercials as compassionate. They’re not.

Need a haircut? You can only get those if you’re Gina Raimondo or someone in the media. Ya know, essential workers. But it’s not about me wanting a haircut, it’s about the barber who owns the shop. That’s what people aren’t understanding about this. We don’t need to go to Applebees, but the employees there need us to go in order to make a living.

Instead people who have legitimate concerns about losing their jobs are being treated like selfish twats by virtue signaling nurses and doctors blocking traffic and protesting protester.


Two things can be true at once:

  • The protesters who show up with guns and Trump flags look like fucking idiots and do no good for an otherwise legitimate argument that the government has forced millions of people to lose their jobs and ability to make a living
  • The doctors and nurses who show up to protest them are virtue signaling twats who are getting paid a salary and haven’t even attempted to put themselves in the shoes of a person who has lost their job or their business

Leave your Goddamn AR-15 and Trump flag at home if you’re going to protest the shutdowns you simple minded fucking idiots.

“No economy is worth more than a life.”

Wrong. A dying economy kills people. Suicide rates are on the rise, children are being abused at record rates, and people are waiting in breadlines asking for scraps. Anyone who says, “you only care about money and want people to die” is not a serious person and you don’t have to treat them with any amount of respect.

Here’s a quote from one of the nurses protesting the protester.

“You may be willing to risk your life and say ‘I think I’m a tough person, I can take it.’ But it’s not about you, it’s about who you would expose for you to go to work,” Casey said. 

People who want other people to starve because of an irrational fear they have about contracting a disease are the actual selfish people. People who want to work aren’t selfish, they’re just trying to survive. No one is forcing you to go out. You’re more than welcome to hide in your home for an eternity, because the virus isn’t going anywhere. At some point we will have to reopen, and when that happens the bug will spread, so what’s the point of all this? Why are we just delaying the inevitable?

We’ve done the exact opposite of what we should’ve done. We’ve closed all the businesses and sent everyone to germ factories like Home Depot, Walmart, and Market Basket. We’ve told people to sit in crowded apartments, send one person out to the store to catch the bug, then bring it back and infect everyone else in their home. Meanwhile studies are showing that it doesn’t spread outdoors and the sunlight kills it. This will go down as one of the greatest fuck ups in American history because we allowed hysteria to rule the day.




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101 Comment(s)
  • Megan Demers the pig that’s only useful for one thing my blown out ..........
    August 11, 2020 at 12:28 am

    It’s Megan Demers the high Maintenance hog Everyone wants to hear how I’m doing well I was fired from my job feeling pill I’ve overdosed on heroin I’m currently pregnant taking applications for a baby daddy Dennis left me and went to treatment twice because he flew home to be captain save a hoe the first time I currently still reside in Renton you can check me out on Facebook or Instagram or even on Snapchat you can look at my reviews on Google for Maple rehab in Wrentham And hopefully a new article coming out about me very soon

    • Megan
      August 11, 2020 at 12:33 am

      That is correct, I was fired from Maples in wrentham for sending patients charts for me as well as stealing narcotics I also did it for me, charwell house in Norwood , and family lives out of Westborough, which was a home health aide and I would steal the little boy that I took care of in Middleborough pain medication I also overdosed on heroin March 10 in Boston I’m being investigated by the department of public health and the Massachusetts nursing board Michael manicotti Anthony Pettigrew I believe turtle boy already has all of the correct information to publicize and you’re an amazing article on me before channel 7 And Ted Daniel from Fox 25 news their story I can’t seem to keep my legs closed currently I am pregnant I don’t know if it is my friend Dan my friend Jared my friend Shawn my friend Adam my friend Tony I mean we can just flip a coin and figure out who the daddy is later when I go on the Maury show I have no purpose in life because my ex boyfriend left me and went to your treatment to get away from my toxic lifestyle and broke up with me I clean that I broke up with him but I just started fucking my Coke dealer and I tried to hurt him by putting a restraining order against him and he arm sent all the text messages of me feeling from work and all the patients charts that I sent them to my work and I was fired and now I’m being investigated I was even denied my unemployment because I was fired

      • Josh the neighbor
        August 14, 2020 at 4:36 am

        People really need to go on Google and look at family lives out of Westborough Maples rehab out of Wrentham and the Wrentham state school as well as charwell house Norwood , The photos that are posted there are absolutely disturbing how this person has her nursing license is beyond me treating her patients like that treating someone she was in a relationship with taking photos of him dead is disgusting , There must be something in the water On Cypress Rd., I’m surprised the switchboard operator at the state school hasn’t been reprimanded for her absurd behavior and risking everyone’s life driving on the road in that car watch out people in Wrentham dirty dirty dirty, We all need to share the turtle boy article on Google and to all the nursing facilities here in the state of Massachusetts and Rhode Island this needs to be stopped I couldn’t imagine a nurse like this taken care of my family absolutely unbelievably the most absurd ridiculous behavior from a human if that’s what she is rumor has it she’s like a machine put a quarter in or you’ll get the ride of your life you might catch something , Or she might steal your car to go buy drugs smash it up and blame it on someone that’s not even around

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    April 30, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Keep it up Turtleboy you’re beginning to win me back

  • Jon Tudor
    April 27, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Those doctors and nurses who show up to “protest” in the middle of the street. They’re not really doctors and nurses. They’re paid protesters.

  • abc123
    April 27, 2020 at 9:16 am

    the best one is def the guy pretending to be a doctor pulling his mask down in a public space

  • WeRFucked
    April 26, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    “Not a single person who has died from the commie cold has said they’ve gotten it at the beach.”

    I’m confused. But that’s probably because I’m not very smart and missing something… but didn’t you write about a dumb twat who went to the beach on spring break and got an std & a side of covid-19?

  • Elective Surgery
    April 26, 2020 at 4:01 am

    Gotta make room for all those Corona patients that never showed up at the empty hospitals outside NYC, NJ metro. All those States with low cases and even up state NY empty hospitals.

    Elective surgery is, by definition, any surgery that is scheduled. That means cancer surgery, organ transplants and other lifesaving procedures, all of which are now put on hold — in some cases indefinitely.

    since making its initial recommendation, the American College of Surgeons has been issuing increasingly urgent bulletins, with its March 24 missive detailing triage guidelines for cancer, cardiac and pediatric surgeries. It now finds itself in the grim position of recommending that removal of cancerous colon polyps be deferred for three months and breast cancer surgery be delayed if the disease responds to hormone therapy.

    Heartbreaking individual stories are emerging by the day. A 33-year-old man whose long-awaited liver transplant was canceled told NBC News it was a “death sentence.” After a 7-year-old boy’s urgently needed kidney transplant surgery was put on hold, his mother told the network’s Washington, D.C., affiliate it was a “nightmare” scenario, “but it’s not even the worst one you could find.”

    When I spoke with Cardoza, she was on her way into her office to meet with some breast cancer patients who have already been diagnosed. She wanted to see them in person, she explained: “I don’t feel comfortable telling people over the phone or on video that they won’t be getting surgery for their cancer any time soon.”

  • Turtledick
    April 25, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    “Needs to calm down and slow their role” role….hahahahaha. Another example of this illiterate loser writing for his website that looks like it’s from 1998. You haven’t begged everyone for money in a few weeks turtleboy…well done.

  • Lake Flaccid
    April 25, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    Does she have any experience treating men with erectile dysfunction?
    Asking for a friend.

  • Goodnight Chesty
    April 25, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    To be a hero, one must act in a manner that is heroic. A profession does not a hero make.
    Quit slurping and carry on.

  • randiguy2006
    April 25, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    I agree, nurses suck.

    Guys who blog from their basement are the real heroes.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    April 25, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    What a dumb cunt. Hope she catches the commie cold. Been a while since I wholeheartedly agreed with a TB ARTICLE

  • soxrock191
    April 25, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Ok so I’m a nurse. I don’t work on the frontlines anymore. But I’ll tell you, it’s chicks like Ms. Arizona Beach who are complete assholes. She’s a power tripper. She got into it for the money. She tells people she’s an agent of God. She’s book smart but street stupid (which is incredibly dangerous as school is NOTHING like work). She’d rather let a patient go south than ask for help. She’s a back stabber. She’s rude to any hospital personnel she deems “below” her & will try to sleep with the Doc with the God complex. She has no clue that everyone working in the hospital is part of that patient’s healthcare team. She is disgustingly rude to the CNA’s, housekeepers, transport, unit secretaries, switchboard operators etc. The patients don’t like them. You can pick these nurses out of a lineup.

    They are a nightmare to work with AND most will never change their attitude. It’s disgusting.

  • Liberal Delusions
    April 25, 2020 at 11:15 am

    What ever happened to the Opiod CRISES!!!! that were all being told three times a day was society’s most pressing problem?
    Where are all of the ODs and addict bodies piling up in hospitals? Are we just calling them Covid deaths now?
    You know that stay art home orders don’t stop addicts from getting their fix, so what gives with the new liberal talking point agenda? No more opiod crises? We don’t need that to control the people any more?

    Someone send me the new memo from Hilary Clinton.

  • Essential Workers don't infect anyone
    April 25, 2020 at 7:54 am

  • Bill Clinton
    April 25, 2020 at 5:17 am

    Katie wouldn’t need a mask for what I wanna spray on her face.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 25, 2020 at 3:42 am

    I realize that most nurses are selfless people…
    what?! i believe the opposite to be true and feel exceptionally lucky to have recently found a good nurse and doctor. perhaps, ‘I realize that some nurses are selfless people’, is a touch more realistic.

    • WeRFucked
      April 25, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      YES! My neighbor is a nurse and we’re friends on Face for some reason. She is constantly posting memes about what a hero she is. SHE’S A FAT FUCK. And her fucking little dog barks all day long when they’re at work. Fuck him/her.
      Nurses… please don’t brag about how good of a person you are and how you care about people if you don’t care about yourself. That’s just fucking stupid. If I can eat right, exercise, and stay fit, yet I don’t give a fuck about anyone but myself, why can’t you when you’re supposed to care?

      • Silencio Dogood
        April 25, 2020 at 10:43 pm

        fuck her and her little dog too.

  • I Love My Nurse
    April 25, 2020 at 3:42 am

    My wife is a Nurse and has a BSN, and is currently completing an MSN. She makes good money, more than $100k with overtime, but she earns it working Periopertive care. With an MSN she will clear $140k. With my military retirement of $50k a year, and my $110k a year govt job, we will probably make more a year combined than most of you haters. We also save an incredible amnt, and I have been maxing my 401k for about 15yrs. We aren’t 1% by far, but we are smarter than most of you. Giving my wife my GI Bill for school was the best investment I ever made!

    • Nurses Are Malignant Cunts
      April 25, 2020 at 8:18 am

      Look everyone, it’s a financially stable adult!!

      Now do you want to feel bad? I never graduated high school, paid my dues for 11 years, and I operate a crane now while making more annually than you and your wife combined. LOL!

    • bitch please
      April 25, 2020 at 10:16 am

      Chump simpleton bragging about his money and his nurse wife. Dude in the world of big money you aren’t even close. People in the tens of millions per year aren’t 1 percenters, you don’t have a clue. But keep pouring money into that 401k it’s the closest thing to investing you will ever understand. You love your wife, isn’t that the norm? Stop the fucking presses a man making $50k a year loves his wife who makes $100k. Wow you and nurse ratchet could almost afford a home in the Boston Metro West burbs.

    • People who brag about money, usually are lying
      April 25, 2020 at 10:37 am

      I’m slightly confused as to why you needed so badly to share your financial information. I get it you’re a vet and your wife is a nurse. No one said that ALL nurses are asshats like Nurse Katie up there.

      So unless your wife is refusing to treat people because they ran into the gas station with out a mask, then no need to get so up in arms….

      But bragging about your wife being a nurse on a post highlighting their insensitivity and stupidty is like screaming “So what my wife is a complete asshole who would let someone die because she thinks they got the commie cold because of their stupidity. And you don’t need to be smart to be a nurse! Just look at my wife!”

    • WeRFucked
      April 25, 2020 at 2:25 pm

      So… you admit that anyone can be a nurse. The education of that field is community college level academia. Getting your masters? You can do that at home, online, from the great university of southern NH. (You know… the one with TV commercials trying to convince dumb people to give them their money. Try getting your masters in physics online at SNHU. You can’t.

      Thank you for your service to our country. You deserve at least $50k, and a cushy government job. Your wife… she shouldn’t be making any more than the CNA who has to give the sweaty fat lady a bath at the nursing home. She’s the real hero. When some shits themselves, guess who your wife calls? The $12 an hour hero CNA.

      I had $600k in my retirement account in February. Today it is just over $400k. I’m not bragging… I’m showing what an idiot I was in my selections.

    • whatevuh
      April 25, 2020 at 2:27 pm

      Do you feel all better now? Do you want some cheese to go with your whine? How about a cookie, want a cookie?

    • Nurse Cumbang
      April 25, 2020 at 4:01 pm

      Your silly bragging got you owned. You and your wife don’t amount to much.

    • Poop
      April 26, 2020 at 10:14 am

      “Smarter than most of you” but I got a government hack job because my daddy blew a politician

  • Truth
    April 24, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Pro Tip for the young guys out there

    Never ever marry a nurse, flight attendant or stripper

    In my experience generally most are all the hoedown

    Rent don’t own

    • Cousin Eddie
      April 25, 2020 at 8:16 am

      Terrible advice. Good nurses make really good money, have flexible hours and can turn there careers on and off. Perfect wife and mom materials.

      • beta's love nurses
        April 25, 2020 at 10:21 am

        It’s all about the money for some people. Eventually anyone who marries a nurse will have to deal with her personality and behavior and work stress and mental problems. You want autistic kids with a bipolar woman who works nights and fucks around you sound like a complete beta cuck.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    April 24, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    Another vain, narcissistic millennial whore whose pooper I’d fill with my cum. Next!

  • Pain in the ass
    April 24, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    My sister (who is a nurse) thinks the “protesting nurses” are fakes. She’s seen pics and video of them and said one of the first thing you get taught is how to wear a mask properly. She said having the bands criss-crossed or bunched up like in the pics shown above isn’t allowed. She also said a doc would jump your ass if he saw you looking like that.

    It may be nothing but, it makes you wonder…

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    April 24, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    Casual Observation:

    That Katie chick has “Blow A Load” written right across her face.

    • Impacted Bowel
      April 24, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      Whew, thought I was the only one seeing that!

    • Cute Chick
      April 24, 2020 at 7:28 pm

      Oh, I definitely see that…
      Who else sees a woman’s 240 lb body with a heavily Photo-shopped (Slimmed down) Face?

  • Nurse Ratchet
    April 24, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Well said, having worked with nurses every day. I can tell you most of their day is spent on their cell phones. Bitchy women with an associates degree and a power trip and they do place people at the back of the triage list as an act of revenge happens all the time. A few pleasant nurses mixed in and a few men and they take a wide path around around the power tripping mean girls. Never worked with such a bunch of backstabbing cunts in my life. The level of interpersonal viciousness among nurses would shock people and it’s always the, do you know who I am mentality.

    Going to the grocery store? Better get ready for the teeny boppers doing their TSA impression and Karen’s asking you where your mask is, that’s not 6 feet! No ma’am it’s more like 8 feet, wtf? Corona has brought out the worst in many people.

    • whatevuh
      Dick Hertz from Holden
      April 24, 2020 at 7:12 pm

      I love it when the doctor tells you “you really should lose some weight” and I respond “have you taken a good look at the whales working for you? Go talk to them”

      • too funny
        April 24, 2020 at 7:21 pm

        (intercom) Nurse Walrus to the waiting area…. errr ahh ahem, Nurse Walters to the waiting area.. gulp.

  • Good Topic TB
    April 24, 2020 at 6:45 pm

  • WeRFucked
    April 24, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Nurses aren’t necessarily smart. If you can remember “the hip bone is connected to the… thigh bone…” you can become a nurse. Any career that comes via an education from community college isn’t that hard to succeed in. The pay they make is absurd for what they do. The ass-wiping CNA’s work harder and deserve more.

    If you see an overweight nurse… she could care less about your health. She’s in it for a paycheck.

    • psychotic women
      April 24, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      Most nurses are so rude and unpleasant to the CNA’s, no attempt to be cordial to someone working for peanuts and doing dirtiest jobs for the nurses. Few women can handle power over other adults without becoming completely abusive and irrational.

    • Arizona Bay
      April 24, 2020 at 7:37 pm

      “Aren’t necessarily smart” is a hilarious understatement.

      The nursing profession has been debased because they get union protection, close to $100K, and you only need a fucking Associate’s Degree to be one. Stupid, drunken slam-pigs have, for years, gravitated to that shit like moths to light. We’re a long way from Florence Nightingale, kids.

      Obviously, there are exceptions. But my family is full of people who do the kind of hospital work that requires actual skills and knowledge and they universally regard nurses as generally dumb and overcompensated.

  • H.L. Mencken
    April 24, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    You are correct UTB. The same must be said for those in the Army, Police or FD. These are choices made, regardless of outcomes expected by said individuals.
    On a personal level it would nice to see more humble and or self aware behavior on the part of people who chose by their own free will to enter into a particular field and now through acts of state and God believe that they’re entitled to or are some authority relative to those not within their chosen line of work.
    Hero worship is in and of itself like acts of “love,” “diversity,” “inclusion,” empty at best and dangerously idiotic at worst. The fact remains it’s downright insulting to anyone who does more than they’re asked and a slap in the face to those you swore to help.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    April 24, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Wouldn’t mind giving katie the ole mandingo

  • rat
    April 24, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    It’s been a while since I’ve checked into TBS. “Slow their role?” OMG I miss the lusty lady lawyer or whatever TF she called herself.

  • Brzeszczot Skrzętny
    April 24, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Bravo sir!!!! Bravo!!! Now if any of those fucking lemmings would be able to see this and process with common sense. They can’t. Lemmings have been stripped of common sense.

  • Carney Row
    April 24, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    TB you’re the fucking asshole who was fired from a teaching position because you’re a sick fuck
    People have a right to carry a fire arm where ever they please
    You simple minded piece of shit

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      April 24, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Well, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black. If you want to insult someone, why don’t you try to string together a coherent sentence instead of throwing out a bunch of profanity. It just makes you look more like the idiot loser you most undoubtedly are.

    • The Spirit of Roger Scruton
      April 24, 2020 at 10:27 pm

      “TB you’re the fucking asshole who was fired from a teaching position because you’re a sick fuck
      People have a right to carry a fire arm where ever they please
      You simple minded piece of shit.”

      Carney Row,

      1) Your preposition that UTB is an “asshole” is debatable, subjective and in all likelihood a personal attack. Since the matter is irrelevant given the facts presented: who cares?

      2) No evidence exists anywhere that the person in question was “fired.” The Law of Probability and rules of logical debate suggests you are A) Ignorant of facts; B) A liar; or C) Both.

      3) Carrying a firearm at a location in question within the rules of the law was never an issue challenged on legal, moral or ethical grounds. As far as I can tell and it would seem many others the issue raised was one of optics and or practical political tact. No one is questioning the sanctity of such things, were question the timing. SEE Ken Buck and Rand Paul campaigns circa 2010; in both instances these men accepted money and support from people they mostly agreed with but in a few instances did not appreciate the overzealous actions which served their political enemies.

      4) Calling someone a piece of shit; who cares? Or better yet, compared to whom? Maureen Dowd? Chris Cuomo? Ta Nahesi Coates? Rachel Maddow? But in all seriousness, lets say for the sake of the argument that he (UTB) is as you describe him. The objective fact remains that he is still LESS so than an overwhelming majority of those individuals which you would need to compare him to. Barring the explanation that warrants a moral criteria (which you did not provide), this was a moot point n’est pas?

      Words of wisdom from Ted Sarandis – “get off the road.”

      • Gross, I got chriscuomo on my shoe
        April 25, 2020 at 1:33 am

        Chris Cuomo is a piece of shit. I can testify to that in court.

        • cuomo homo
          April 25, 2020 at 1:35 am

  • Sulfer Powder
    April 24, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    I’m engaged to be married! Feb 30th 2021.. your all invited! PS Uncle, please give me a Megan DeMers update…. I’m in love …..

  • Jack
    April 24, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Turtleboy, you mattered at one point. Now you bitch and moan all day about people that bitch and moan. Grow up. You also seem to go after dumb or lowlife women at a higher rate for some reason. I don’t really give a shit, but it’s worth noting. Stop playing to the lowest of the low. Who cares about some stupid nurses. Go dig up some real fucking news.

    • HAHAHA
      April 25, 2020 at 1:46 am

      HAHAHA Jack! TB matters so little and is so irrelevant to you that you took the time to click on a link or look up the website, scroll down, click on an article, read it, and comment? No, you couldn’t care less!

  • Snarky Pete
    April 24, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    We need to shelter in place until there’s a cure for AIDS, cancer, herpes, gonorrhea, anal fissures, and Liberalism

  • Confused
    April 24, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    This was and is 100% media manufactured mayhem. Once politics get involved and this becomes a political issue, you can bet that any piece of information you get is false or misleading. “Trust the scientist” they say, well the scientists have been WAY off since the very beginning. I hope and pray not another person will die, but people will die every single day from natural causes and by accident.

    The fact is, this virus attacks the extremely week, as does the flu, as does the common cold. In Mass, almost half of the deaths were in a nursing home or long term care facility. From there a minuscule fraction of healthy people have succumbed to the disease, none were children. Not to mention that it is already flue and cold season, and any death test or not is considered “presumptive” WHAT?!?!?

    Unfortunately the narrative of this crisis is being driven by an upcoming election. One side seems to think that the worse this gets, and the lower the economy slumps, the better their chances are to win an election.

    We could take any type of crisis no matter how small, if we put a magnifying glass over it, eat, drink, and sleep it, we can create whatever narrative we would like. The saddest part about these times is the mass confusion and disinformation, and then more disinformation until we are all so confused and can no longer trust anything we hear.

    • Dark Truth
      April 24, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      The biggest thing that people don’t seem to get is that the ‘stay home’ orders are not designed to actually prevent anyone from catching the virus, or from dying. What it is supposed to do is to hopefully keep the rate of infection in more or less a ‘controlled burn’ – so the healthcare system doesn’t get blown out by everyone getting it at once.

      We’re not going to be able to wait this out for months in our homes, hoping this virus dies off, and eventually we’re all going to have to get back to business as usual and deal with whatever risks that may entail.

      • ASD
        April 24, 2020 at 3:37 pm

        You are correct. And to try to catch up to all the supplies that was ordered, but not delivered. Due to the fact that we was caught with our pants down. Due to the fact that DT did not act on it immediately.

        • ASD is on LSD
          April 24, 2020 at 9:37 pm

          He may be correct but you are wrong! Trump started the shutdown of people entering the US 10 days after the first confirmed case. All of the stupid liberals at the time (yes, that includes you, the democRATS, and the MSM) were calling him a racist and a zenophobe, saying it was a bad idea, and downplaying the severity of the virus. Many of them were saying the you should worry more about the flu. If you would like the real facts, let me know and I’ll point your stupid ass in the right direction. You may want to a have functioning adult with you as I’m not sure you will be able to follow the directions.

      • Corona Tyrant
        April 24, 2020 at 7:12 pm

        The hospitals haven’t been overwhelmed across the country a few notable metro areas have been at full capacity NYC, long island NY, NJ and a few other places. Many of the hospitals are going bankrupt because nobody wants to risk going and all elective surgeries like cancer surgery, heart surgery, eye surgery have been canceled.

        Strangely Abortion, lottery tickets, booze and marijuana are all essential. Makes ya wonder isn’t everything essential in some respect.

        • WeRFucked
          April 25, 2020 at 2:46 pm

          Da Fuq U Talking About? “elective surgeries like cancer surgery”

          Ya, I’m thinking about getting surgery. Maybe for cancer, my heart, or to get breast implants.

          • Wake Up People
            April 26, 2020 at 3:57 am

            Elective surgery is, by definition, any surgery that is scheduled. That means cancer surgery, organ transplants and other lifesaving procedures, all of which are now put on hold — in some cases indefinitely.

            Since making its initial recommendation, the American College of Surgeons has been issuing increasingly urgent bulletins, with its March 24 missive detailing triage guidelines for cancer, cardiac and pediatric surgeries. It now finds itself in the grim position of recommending that removal of cancerous colon polyps be deferred for three months and breast cancer surgery be delayed if the disease responds to hormone therapy.

            Heartbreaking individual stories are emerging by the day. A 33-year-old man whose long-awaited liver transplant was canceled told NBC News it was a “death sentence.” After a 7-year-old boy’s urgently needed kidney transplant surgery was put on hold, his mother told the network’s Washington, D.C., affiliate it was a “nightmare” scenario, “but it’s not even the worst one you could find.”

            When I spoke with Cardoza, she was on her way into her office to meet with some breast cancer patients who have already been diagnosed. She wanted to see them in person, she explained: “I don’t feel comfortable telling people over the phone or on video that they won’t be getting surgery for their cancer any time soon.”

  • The French Connection
    April 24, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    Katie DesJardais…..

    How many is this now? Where is our Quebecois friend from Laval to explain this?

    • Degen from Laval
      April 24, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      Je suis la. Tabernac! Allez-vous faire un foutre, cowboy. Calisse!

      • french connection
        April 24, 2020 at 7:16 pm

  • E Deplorable Unum
    April 24, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    This post is so fucking dumb I don’t know where to start.
    ” The government has forced millions of people to lose their jobs and ability to make a living. ” No asshole the gov’t didn’t to it the Crona did. Imagine if nothing changed and the country’s death toll was 340000 instead of 40000. You’d bitch and moan about that.
    You need a haircut? You don’t have any fucking hair. Buy a Flowbee dipshit.
    “Suicide rates are on the rise”. You got numbers to back that up? Of course not.

    • Dark Truth
      April 24, 2020 at 2:41 pm

      ‘Crona?’ What the fuck is ‘Crona?’

      ‘Crona’ did not issue orders for ‘unessential’ businesses to close. That was the respective state governments.

      • E Deplorable Unum
        April 24, 2020 at 2:54 pm

        Crona. YT Bob Marley ( Comedian). Crona forced the actions not ordered. Try and keep up..

        • Dark Truth
          April 24, 2020 at 3:20 pm

          Try to type a coherent sentence.

          • Wendy G Stoner
            April 25, 2020 at 1:41 am

            hey man i think he’s trying to tell us bob marley is still alive and he started the corona virus or he has the corona or even drinks corona maybe thats the cure. still trying to decipher the YT thing but it could be yellow typhoid fever like a coded message and ya know… anyone got a lighter and joint?

  • Tammy
    April 24, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    I was tested positive for covid 19 I had it for 10 weeks just came home a week ago I have a lung infection and all I did was go to work then they shut my work down and I’m a baker I work over nights I had no contact with anyone at all I work alone but someone came I. With it and I must of touched something that person touched I’m good now two negative test b4 I could leave the hospital but cause I was sick I couldn’t apply for unemployment now I’m trying and it’s a bitch I have two kids I’m struggling I went through all my savings but I’ll keep it pushing I’m strong also my 13yr old daughter was positive but she was fine no issues at all me I was in icu at mgh hospital then moved when I got better to a regular room I have a lung infection and I’m 38 and have a lot of breathing issues

    • Dark Truth
      April 24, 2020 at 2:17 pm

      You also apparently can’t find any of the punctuation keys on your keyboard.

    • Clammy
      April 24, 2020 at 2:25 pm

      You got numbers for how many people would have died had we done nothing? Nope you don’t, and every single scientist has been 100% WRONG! If you have Corona, and then you get hit by a car, they will still say you died from corona, sad really.

    • hartf811
      Aristotle Onassis
      April 24, 2020 at 2:32 pm

      You are the herd that the virus( not God, not the Chinese government) wants to thin. You have breathing problems. Bet you don’t mountain climb or scuba dive. Of course not.
      But you have a weakness that makes you susceptible. The wolves circling the deer herd look for your type. That’s your reality. And it sucks. But society shouldn’t be responsible for ruining it’s economy just to save your ass because you couldn’t take care of your health. Sorry but you should have been aware of the downside of natural selection.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      April 24, 2020 at 2:46 pm

      This comment was the least sexiest.

      • hartf811
        Aristotle Onassis
        April 24, 2020 at 3:21 pm

        Truth Hurts Dude

    • Fuck off Tammy Fat Bitch
      April 24, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      I am 53. Maybe u had it already, I don’t know. Because I am a healthy person. A healthy person with a family to support, so fuck off. If you are fat and sickly…give up your job and stay home. But do NOT tell me that I have to stay home because of YOUR poor health.

    • Doc Holliday
      April 24, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Show us your tits, lunger!

    • Impacted Bowel
      April 24, 2020 at 7:23 pm

      The women, how much for the women? I want to buy your daughters…

    • LIAR LIAR scammer on fire
      April 24, 2020 at 8:46 pm

      10 WEEKS??

      Seriously ten weeks ago, so you tested positive in February in Mass. You must have been the very first person confirmed to have Covid19 in Mass. They wouldn’t have given you the test 10 weeks ago according to your own background story. Remember the criteria, foreign travel in China or exposure to a known infected person. Nice story though, try selling Nigerian oil futures.

  • Lmao
    April 24, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    This dumb motherfucker who wrote this complained small business is getting hurt then cited … Marshalls.

  • Judge dread
    April 24, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    This is why I don’t live in California. Otherwise i would run them other or get our at beat them with a tire iron.

    • whatevuh
      Dick Hertz from Holden
      April 24, 2020 at 3:32 pm

      can you translate this to English? Or try again when you sober up?

      • I think this is what he meant, not sure
        April 24, 2020 at 9:19 pm

        This is why I don’t live in California otherwise i would run the marathon with them and the others then we would get our dildos and beat off with them while smoking a tire iron bong.

  • Big fan
    April 24, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    The true essential workers are the self-“employed” bloggers who read Facebook group drama all day. They’re good at sheltering in place too.

  • It's okay to admit a mistake
    April 24, 2020 at 1:42 pm


    But this is not what you were saying two months ago Turtleboy. It’s okay to reverse course, I’d just like to hear you say you were wrong originally. Our leaders need to admit they were wrong too but they won’t. Unfortunately the only people who made sense through all of this were the Libertarians but the leaders of that party come across as unreasonable so no one takes them seriously. To steal another commenter’s tag line: We R all Fucked.

    • Leftist straw man arguments
      April 24, 2020 at 9:37 pm

      Of course a Libertarian has the advantage of believing in almost nothing except letting people do whatever they want short of harming others. In this case a Libertarian policy in a large metro area would have not been wise. Go on, go out to the clubs nobody can prove you got anyone sick, you don’t even know if you are sick, sickness is just a social construct of the power elite. Snort some coke off your AK in between dances at the gay club we’re all free and equal.

      There is a big difference between holding one view 2 months ago and as new information arrives hourly changing your view based on that information. Everybody’s view on Corona has changed over the past 2 months. Even the disease experts have had to change their view, nobody knew the future and that shouldn’t be a surprise. How come you didn’t know the future?

      The real issue should be with people in power who themselves held onto bad policy for too long like Deblassio and media outlets that now want President Trump to explain in detail every aspect of why he didn’t know the future. Nobody knew the future and they still don’t, disease experts tell you every year about potential diseases and deadly flu pandemics but not a single “expert” or “scientist” has to close their own business as a result or take responsibility for the financial death sentence of a city, state or country. It’s easy to talk about possible catastrophe when your job isn’t effected and it doesn’t cost you a dime. Trump is doing everything he can to get businesses and jobs back while Dems like Whitmer have made it illegal to use a motorboat but legal to use a sailboat or canoe. In LA county Ca gun stores were closed and placed in the same category as strip clubs, until the NRA sued and DOJ intervened. Can you say Leftist dream come true power grab.

  • laughing
    April 24, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    Meanwhile studies are showing that it doesn’t spread outdoors and the sunlight kills it.

    TB, are you fucking out of your mind? What studies? Ones performed by doctors from Trump University? What a tool you are….

    • You’re a retard
      April 25, 2020 at 5:43 am

      Maybe the fact that we use UV machines to disinfect N95 masks at the major Boston hospitals. Just straight I’ve light, 5 minutes on each side. Where did you get your faggot SJW degree from ?

      • Fuck auto correct
        April 25, 2020 at 5:44 am

        Straight UV light *

        • Triggered! I'm Triggered!
          April 25, 2020 at 12:47 pm

          Homophobe! Triggered! Red Flag! Why don’t you include transgender light and pan sexual, gay and lesbian light. Triggered!

  • hartf811
    Aristotle Onassis
    April 24, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    Rick Santelli on CNBC in early March said it best: Let everybody get it all at once and get it over with.
    Instead we have strung this out, heard that the sky is falling in not having enough PPE, Ventilators hospitals and hospitals. The billions spent for the Guinea hog Governor in NY ( Fredo’s order brother: “Fredo get in the fucking boat!)” to Hassa up every available ventilator (only to not need them), turning convention centers, Central Park and pop up convalescence beds that for the most part nobody is using. The Boston Convention Center is a glorified Pine Street Inn East.
    This was a great opportunity to kill off the medical leaches; druggies, fatties, Black Lung Disease Asthma, COPD, nursing homes, diabetes and heart disease. Yet we spent trillions to keep these black holes alive and will spend trillions to take care of them after. Treating a junkie for Covid-19? Why. Pack him a dose of Diegos finest and send his body to the fish meal factory. Another one bites the dust and one less lamprey on the underside of the economy. Flu’s have been killing people since before time began. It takes out the genetic weakest. Like seagulls keep the beaches clean , virus clean the general population. Stay healthy, stay in shape, don’t smoke, eat well, exercise and Covid-19 will pass you over with a cough. The fat slob will a laundry list of issues, or the Chelsea home packed with illegal beaners like cordwood, not so much. Nobody promised you a rose garden.

    • Preaching to the choir brother, natural selection works every time it’s tried. Hugh Mungous
      April 24, 2020 at 1:51 pm

      Preaching to the choir brother, natural selection works every time it’s tried.

      • Thanos’ Snap needed
        April 24, 2020 at 2:20 pm

        Sick of the over compassion people exhibit. It is especially concerning when that person who is over-compassionate make others feel guilty (looking at you liberals). sorry, did mommy or daddy not love you much, or too much?

        Sorry life dealt you a bad deck but that’s unfortunately how it works and make the most of it. This world should have been shed of more lives that were ultimately saved.

        Narcan, EBT, Social Distancing – if someone’s life was meant to be saved, nature would have sorted it out.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    April 24, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    The ocean has reached Arizona… Al Gore was right after all ……..

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    I can’t believe Lake Havasu wasn’t completely shut down! The alt-right republican Governor Ducey needs to be arrested for allowing all those people on the beach!

    • hartf811
      Josey Wales
      April 24, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      STFU Loser. You think that is Lake Havasu? Does that make you feel more cosmopolitan that you can identify the only body of water in Arizona that you can swim in? You fucking fraud.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        April 24, 2020 at 5:06 pm


      • Lipstickhippie
        April 24, 2020 at 10:02 pm

        Apparently you haven’t been here long enough to realize that Liawatha is the resident satirist. 😀

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