The other day we did a blog on the Predator Poachers of Massachusetts busting a former State rep candidate named Matt Trowbridge as he tried to get a 14 year old boy to worship his balls.
This guy didn’t even try to mask it at all. Just straight up telling an imaginary kid that he wants that “cute boy mouth” all over his spam javelin.
Anyway, that story went viral on Reddit yesterday and got picked up by a bunch of media outlets. But there’s a twist to this – he’s also a Santa Claus.
Is this not the creepiest thing you’ve ever heard?
Having taught Sunday School classes for nine years, Matt is now the Superintendent of his church’s Sunday School program, where he is charged with executing an engaging and informative program: an integral part of ushering youth in a closer relationship with God.
Ushering youth in a closer relationship with God. This chomo mother fucker has been using Santa and Jesus to fuck kids for years. There’s no possible way he doesn’t have victims out there, and he will gladly do it again.
He was also featured in the Boston Globe in 2006 for wearing a Batman suit, while raising money for St. Jude’s. A hospital for children.
He is the creepiest person I’ve ever seen, and he is out there and he’s almost def trying to fuck more kids right now. I’m just doing my civic duty to make sure this comes up on every search engine possible until this fucker just gives up and does the world a favor by offing himself.
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So you wrote shit about cunt ass white men who rape children? When’s your memoir?
Interesting to note he has police decals because his Dad is a long time police dispatcher in the town and also how all the shared posts on town pages mysteriously were deleted.
I guessing this choad will have a job in the administration if Biden wins.
The real question that should be asked is. who was the man at his church who passed down his special santa suit and charged him to be the next santa. That is the million dollar question right there. Who was the man who diddled him at church in the santa suit? That man is definitely responsible for turning this dude the way he is. I’m not saying it’s not his fault, I’m not saying this is ok in any way. What I’m saying is there is a dude from church who taught him this behavior and taught him that this sick fucking twisted shit is ok. They both need to burn but this behavior is not natural and was taught too him by that special santa. In answering this question there would be another blog of who the other santa is so people know of his disturbing antics as well. Then we can kill them both!
I’ve got some fine plans for that cute mouth of his.
The beard’s gotta go though; it tickles.
Just another homosexual that is also a pedophile. Liberals are absolutely fine with this. Hingham called and said they need him for santa at the “universalist” “church” this year. Because hingham thinks pedophile is good.
And now you know why Dems want to lower the age of consent. They’re doing it in California. They can’t control themselves around kids. Plus a lot of our newly arrived immigrants can’t either.
Hey, turtlenutsack..do you ever proofread your posts? Plus all these “a webpage is slowing you down” notices..makes it difficult to read this stuff. Smarten up, Aiden.
He won’t see any jail time,in mass being a pedophile is an acceptable form of sexuality ah the liberal Democrats
This guy is gayer than the blazes!
Well lucky for him he’s a faggоt, so at least when he goes to prison he’ll get to enjoy all the feral nіggers jamming their dicks up his ass on the regular. Those smoke monkies are really gonna enjoy his cute boy mouth, that’s for sure.
Real ST mind fucked you hard
That’s normal for him, I see he comments on every article 24/7. he is a fucking loser. watch he’ll probably reply to this comment within like 2 minutes because he lives on here all day. I’m guessing with a name like ‘spic tormentor’ he probably some basement dwelling white dude that gets his ass beat by Spanish dudes every day or something haha
No I’m talking about the FAKE Spic Tormentor that has been trying to usurp his name for months now, he’s obsessed. ST has an established reputation as a commenting legend on this site, and when he uses my, oops I mean his name, it takes away from everything he has worked so hard for.
LMAO now THAT is the real ST. He’s actually funny unlike the fakers.
Bob G. PROUD, WHITE, ULTRANATIONALIST, MAINE MILITARY VETERAN
THANKS, I’LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON!!!
Now worship MY balls you white bitch!
On the bright side, he’ll probably be the most enthusiastic bottom Boi at Walpole
Dahmer has the crock pot on simmer.
Matt’s dropping the Trou Bridge and we all gonna have a nutsack worship. Yee haw!!
Smoke, fire, shit like that.
And if the “church” in question doesn’t boot his ass so far, so fast, it leaves a vapor trail, then fuck them too.
Burn em all.
In this state he won’t spend a minute in prison
Governor Charlie Parker is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.
Also reason WHY my kid’s would never be alter boys or boy scouts. Sick fucks everywhere. Now we can throw Ole Saint Nick into the pedo-pot. Sickening!! Hope to god this DOUCHE rotts in eternal hell! POS, sick bastard!
Dont forget Mohammed
Surprised he didn’t enter priesthood.
Santas on fire? Huh?
You fkn TOOL, it’s Santa “FOR fire”.. get it?? Get ittttt????
Filthy Nambla Freak
Just remember the next time you allow your child to leave your presence: It’s abnormal for any man to want to be around other people’s kids alone for any particular length of time. I got three kids myself and can barely tolerate them, let alone wanting to get stuck with somebody else’s.
Pedophilia is incurable and this guy here shouldn’t be allowed within a quarter of a mile of anybody under 18.
Sargon has really let himself go
This diaper sniper can walk pretty fast. But he’ll never win a race. Pedophiles always come in a little behind.
How is this possible?
Something something something.
I’m a pedo too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like the boons, but I’m a pedo too!
That’s how you impostor my man!
Worship my balls, I want to see that cute 7 year old boy mouth on my cock
Jared from subway! Eat fresh baby!!!!!!
As the father of a 2 and 4 year old…I feel fuckin sick
Are they hot?
To all of you American Staffordshire haters.. They are fine dogs, and have a purpose. The Presa Canario would be more appropriate for this task
Put him down. Can’t rehabilitate that.
That picture of him up in the top right with the “ut oh!” face is gold, Jerry. Gold.
That’s some John Wayne Gacy shit right there. I wish I could do an Orson Welles-style slow clap all across the internet for avalanches of evidence like this. This guy buried himself with all his creepy predatory behavior. The “scene” this dude belongs to is just uncontrolled, mentally ill lust. So disgusting that he talks that way to boys.
how dare you
Kind of funny isnt it, almost every time you see a guy like this trying to fuck a kid, he’s trying to fuck a boy. Even though gay guys are like 1% of the population. Must be coincidence.
Weird, right? People might sneer, but experience has led me to believe that gay men and pedophilia intersect more often than many folks might like to believe.
It’s almost 100%
I like his style.
“Hence” why he will be hollowed out like a jack-o-lantern in Walpole by the Black Vanguard.