The other day we did a blog on the Predator Poachers of Massachusetts busting a former State rep candidate named Matt Trowbridge as he tried to get a 14 year old boy to worship his balls.
This guy didn’t even try to mask it at all. Just straight up telling an imaginary kid that he wants that “cute boy mouth” all over his spam javelin.
Anyway, that story went viral on Reddit yesterday and got picked up by a bunch of media outlets. But there’s a twist to this – he’s also a Santa Claus.
Is this not the creepiest thing you’ve ever heard?
Having taught Sunday School classes for nine years, Matt is now the Superintendent of his church’s Sunday School program, where he is charged with executing an engaging and informative program: an integral part of ushering youth in a closer relationship with God.
Ushering youth in a closer relationship with God. This chomo mother fucker has been using Santa and Jesus to fuck kids for years. There’s no possible way he doesn’t have victims out there, and he will gladly do it again.
He was also featured in the Boston Globe in 2006 for wearing a Batman suit, while raising money for St. Jude’s. A hospital for children.
He is the creepiest person I’ve ever seen, and he is out there and he’s almost def trying to fuck more kids right now. I’m just doing my civic duty to make sure this comes up on every search engine possible until this fucker just gives up and does the world a favor by offing himself.
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