Nutsack Worshipping Pedo And Former State Rep Candidate Is Also A Santa For Fire And Gets Dressed Up As Batman To Get Closer To Kids


The other day we did a blog on the Predator Poachers of Massachusetts busting a former State rep candidate named Matt Trowbridge as he tried to get a 14 year old boy to worship his balls.

This guy didn’t even try to mask it at all. Just straight up telling an imaginary kid that he wants that “cute boy mouth” all over his spam javelin.

Anyway, that story went viral on Reddit yesterday and got picked up by a bunch of media outlets. But there’s a twist to this – he’s also a Santa Claus.

Is this not the creepiest thing you’ve ever heard?

Having taught Sunday School classes for nine years, Matt is now the Superintendent of his church’s Sunday School program, where he is charged with executing an engaging and informative program: an integral part of ushering youth in a closer relationship with God.

Ushering youth in a closer relationship with God. This chomo mother fucker has been using Santa and Jesus to fuck kids for years. There’s no possible way he doesn’t have victims out there, and he will gladly do it again.

He was also featured in the Boston Globe in 2006 for wearing a Batman suit, while raising money for St. Jude’s. A hospital for children.

He is the creepiest person I’ve ever seen, and he is out there and he’s almost def trying to fuck more kids right now. I’m just doing my civic duty to make sure this comes up on every search engine possible until this fucker just gives up and does the world a favor by offing himself.



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50 Comment(s)
  • Cunt Ann
    October 9, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    So you wrote shit about cunt ass white men who rape children? When’s your memoir?

  • Curious turtle
    October 8, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Interesting to note he has police decals because his Dad is a long time police dispatcher in the town and also how all the shared posts on town pages mysteriously were deleted.

  • Soxfan
    October 8, 2020 at 2:50 am

    I guessing this choad will have a job in the administration if Biden wins.

  • Matthew shepherd
    October 6, 2020 at 10:49 am

    The real question that should be asked is. who was the man at his church who passed down his special santa suit and charged him to be the next santa. That is the million dollar question right there. Who was the man who diddled him at church in the santa suit? That man is definitely responsible for turning this dude the way he is. I’m not saying it’s not his fault, I’m not saying this is ok in any way. What I’m saying is there is a dude from church who taught him this behavior and taught him that this sick fucking twisted shit is ok. They both need to burn but this behavior is not natural and was taught too him by that special santa. In answering this question there would be another blog of who the other santa is so people know of his disturbing antics as well. Then we can kill them both!

  • Captain Trips
    Bubba in Cell #9
    October 6, 2020 at 10:46 am

    I’ve got some fine plans for that cute mouth of his.

    The beard’s gotta go though; it tickles.

  • Towgunner
    October 6, 2020 at 10:20 am

    Just another homosexual that is also a pedophile. Liberals are absolutely fine with this. Hingham called and said they need him for santa at the “universalist” “church” this year. Because hingham thinks pedophile is good.

  • Donald Fitzpatrick
    October 6, 2020 at 9:59 am

    And now you know why Dems want to lower the age of consent. They’re doing it in California. They can’t control themselves around kids. Plus a lot of our newly arrived immigrants can’t either.

  • Hellboy
    October 6, 2020 at 7:26 am

    Hey, you ever proofread your posts? Plus all these “a webpage is slowing you down” notices..makes it difficult to read this stuff. Smarten up, Aiden.

  • Ru paul
    October 6, 2020 at 6:08 am

    He won’t see any jail time,in mass being a pedophile is an acceptable form of sexuality ah the liberal Democrats

    • Ron Paul
      October 6, 2020 at 7:26 am

      This guy is gayer than the blazes!

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 6, 2020 at 2:15 am

    Well lucky for him he’s a faggоt, so at least when he goes to prison he’ll get to enjoy all the feral nіggers jamming their dicks up his ass on the regular. Those smoke monkies are really gonna enjoy his cute boy mouth, that’s for sure.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Faggot Detector
      October 6, 2020 at 8:28 am

      2:15 am?

      Real ST mind fucked you hard

      • He's a fucking loser
        October 6, 2020 at 10:53 am

        That’s normal for him, I see he comments on every article 24/7. he is a fucking loser. watch he’ll probably reply to this comment within like 2 minutes because he lives on here all day. I’m guessing with a name like ‘spic tormentor’ he probably some basement dwelling white dude that gets his ass beat by Spanish dudes every day or something haha

        • Faggot Detector
          October 6, 2020 at 12:07 pm

          No I’m talking about the FAKE Spic Tormentor that has been trying to usurp his name for months now, he’s obsessed. ST has an established reputation as a commenting legend on this site, and when he uses my, oops I mean his name, it takes away from everything he has worked so hard for.

    • Captain Trips
      October 6, 2020 at 12:58 pm

      LMAO now THAT is the real ST. He’s actually funny unlike the fakers.

    October 5, 2020 at 11:19 pm


  • Matt's Cellmate Jamal
    October 5, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Now worship MY balls you white bitch!

  • Hernandez’s Prison Husband
    October 5, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    On the bright side, he’ll probably be the most enthusiastic bottom Boi at Walpole

  • Albert Fish
    October 5, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Dahmer has the crock pot on simmer.

  • Great Allahs Nutsack Batman!
    October 5, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Matt’s dropping the Trou Bridge and we all gonna have a nutsack worship. Yee haw!!

  • North of the Border
    October 5, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Smoke, fire, shit like that.

    And if the “church” in question doesn’t boot his ass so far, so fast, it leaves a vapor trail, then fuck them too.

    Burn em all.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 5, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Biden/Trowbridge 2024.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charlie Parker
    October 5, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    In this state he won’t spend a minute in prison

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 30330
      October 5, 2020 at 10:43 pm

      Governor Charlie Parker is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

  • This is the reason WHY I'm NOT Catholic
    October 5, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Also reason WHY my kid’s would never be alter boys or boy scouts. Sick fucks everywhere. Now we can throw Ole Saint Nick into the pedo-pot. Sickening!! Hope to god this DOUCHE rotts in eternal hell! POS, sick bastard!

    • AllahAhkbarCockSuckBar
      October 5, 2020 at 6:49 pm

      Dont forget Mohammed

  • randiguy2006
    October 5, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Typical Christian.

    Surprised he didn’t enter priesthood.

  • randiguy2006
    October 5, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Santas on fire? Huh?

    • Chris
      October 5, 2020 at 8:18 pm

      You fkn TOOL, it’s Santa “FOR fire”.. get it?? Get ittttt????

  • Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life.
    October 5, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Filthy Nambla Freak

  • Pete O'Feely
    October 5, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Just remember the next time you allow your child to leave your presence: It’s abnormal for any man to want to be around other people’s kids alone for any particular length of time. I got three kids myself and can barely tolerate them, let alone wanting to get stuck with somebody else’s.

    Pedophilia is incurable and this guy here shouldn’t be allowed within a quarter of a mile of anybody under 18.

  • Richard Spencer
    October 5, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    Sargon has really let himself go

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 5, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    This diaper sniper can walk pretty fast. But he’ll never win a race. Pedophiles always come in a little behind.

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 5, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    A Democrat.

    How is this possible?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Fake Spic Tormentor
    October 5, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Something something something.

    I’m a pedo too.

    Something something.

      October 5, 2020 at 7:56 pm

      Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like the boons, but I’m a pedo too!

      That’s how you impostor my man!

    • Real Spic Tormentor
      October 6, 2020 at 12:35 am

      Worship my balls, I want to see that cute 7 year old boy mouth on my cock

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 5, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Jared from subway! Eat fresh baby!!!!!!

  • Sick to my stomach
    October 5, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    As the father of a 2 and 4 year old…I feel fuckin sick

    • randiguy2006
      October 5, 2020 at 6:14 pm

      Are they hot?

  • Ramsay Bolton
    October 5, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    To all of you American Staffordshire haters.. They are fine dogs, and have a purpose. The Presa Canario would be more appropriate for this task

  • CONN
    October 5, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Put him down. Can’t rehabilitate that.

  • Kenny Bania
    October 5, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    That picture of him up in the top right with the “ut oh!” face is gold, Jerry. Gold.

  • Orion
    October 5, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    That’s some John Wayne Gacy shit right there. I wish I could do an Orson Welles-style slow clap all across the internet for avalanches of evidence like this. This guy buried himself with all his creepy predatory behavior. The “scene” this dude belongs to is just uncontrolled, mentally ill lust. So disgusting that he talks that way to boys.

    • John Wayne Gacy
      October 5, 2020 at 4:22 pm

      how dare you

    • Milo
      October 5, 2020 at 5:03 pm

      Kind of funny isnt it, almost every time you see a guy like this trying to fuck a kid, he’s trying to fuck a boy. Even though gay guys are like 1% of the population. Must be coincidence.

      • Orion
        October 5, 2020 at 9:44 pm

        Weird, right? People might sneer, but experience has led me to believe that gay men and pedophilia intersect more often than many folks might like to believe.

        • Gay Tormenter
          October 6, 2020 at 2:35 pm

          It’s almost 100%

  • Paul Shanley
    October 5, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    I like his style.

  • WarWack
    October 5, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    “Hence” why he will be hollowed out like a jack-o-lantern in Walpole by the Black Vanguard.

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