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You wanna see what irresponsible journalism looks like? Check out the New York Daily News:
It all started when some dipshit reporter from the Wall Street Journal named Byron Tau tweeted this out from the RNC in Clevleand:
— Byron Tau (@ByronTau) July 16, 2016
I really hate these old people who use hashtags. You’re not cool. Please stop.
Anyway, anyone with a brain knows that this sign does not designate elevators for white people. It’s just the color of the elevator. Rumor is that the other elevators are red and blue. Ya know, because Trump is running for POTUS and our colors are red, white, and blue. Of course dipshit McGee from the Wall Street Journal knows that. It’s why he didn’t go looking for the “colored elevators.” This guy was just looking for some quick Internet fame because he knows that the “Trump is a racist” narrative sells like hot cakes. Notice all the retweets. He never gets more than a few, and he’s gained 5,000 followers in the last 24 hours. Guess it worked out as planned.
And of course it worked out perfectly. Look at all these dumb people:
Yea John Oliver Mason, the Republicans are the stupid ones. Not you.
You’re wicked smart. Smart people are dumb enough to believe that in 2016 a Presidential candidate who is frequently accused of racism would intentionally segregate the elevators with big signs.
Yup, that’s it Amy. Next up is the bathrooms. Because Trump’s middle name is Jim Crow. This face right here is the reason Turtleboy is voting for Trump:
Because dumbass short-haired women with hyphenated last names don’t get to win.
This is why people think Trump is a racist. Because this is how news is spread in 2016 – via dumbasses on social media. Think about how stupid these nudniks are. This is not Trump Tower. It’s where LeBron James plays basketball. The Republicans are just renting it out. Even if the elevators were in fact segregated, it would mean that the Cavaliers are the racist ones. Of course reaching this conclusion requires thought and reasoning, and most people today aren’t interested in wasting their time with those things.
I can understand how regular morons like Amy hyphenated name would jump to such illogical conclusions, but the NY Daily News is a “real newspaper.” People pay money for it. Guaranteed Clive McFarlane and Dianne Williamson were about to write about this too, which is why we’re writing this blog. So they don’t embarrass themselves like the NY Daily News.
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