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Obamaphone Thugs n Harmony Are Back And Repping War-raq With Legendary Suburban Backyard Gangsta Rap Video


Remember these winners?

The Tapioca Tornado and Make a Wish Eminimem. The hottest up and coming rap group in Rhode Island (which is like being the hottest chick at the Super Chinese Buffet on a Wednesday afternoon) known as “War-raq” rappers went viral again with a new “rap” video shot in their suburban backyard, so you know they hood.

If the coronavirus was a rap group, that would be it.

I’m still holding out hope that this is all parody. But I’m afraid this appears to be all too real. You know shit is going down when Obamaphone Thugs n Harmony is blatantly disregarding social distancing guidelines.

But if you’re gonna make a hardcore gangsta rap video, you should probably keep your masks at home.

If “Yo can I bum a cigarette?” had a face.

Someone might wanna tell these guys that you can’t be gangsta in the suburbs if you’re following an order from Gina Raimondo. And what is up with the new BLT-123 backup dancer Junkie Jim Morrison with the librarian frames who kept his hands in his pits for 90% of that video? Who wore it better?

Apparently Make a Wish Eminem got benched and replaced with the newest member of the group Shampoo Shamus, who emerged from the rape shed where he is held captive by Billy P.

And in War-raq tradition he also read his scripted abortion diss track off of a cell phone while being dry humped by the Tapioca Tornado.

Save some pussy for the rest of us fellas.

And yes, those are $1 bills, which add up to the street value of his outfit.

That face you make when you’re picking up court ordered trash along the highway and your probation officer isn’t looking.

The leader of the Pube Tang Clan apparently wanted me to blog about it because he messaged me on Saturday night to let me know that I’m a loser who will never be relevant like him, and he’s mad that I offered him a “fake deal.”

I think it’s clear at this point that they actually think this is good, which makes it so much better. Obviously I had my time, but now it is their’s. I hope one day to be as relevant as they are and produce award winning rap videos from my fenced in, suburban backyard.



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75 Comment(s)
  • Al Bundy
    May 19, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    I’ve never seen “rap stars” reading their lyrics occ a phone when they’ve “rapped” before! What a joke!

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 19, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Was zum Teufel ist das?!!!

    Given Herr Garwin is extremely busy now with a huge backlog, to expedite the culling of this group I have ordered the ovens to be heated immediately!

    Heil Karen!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 19, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Which would be worse? Being forced to watch this video or living next door to these fucking idiots?

  • Snarky Pete
    May 19, 2020 at 8:43 am

    I predict the chastity belt making a huge comeback

    • DudeRanchStripClubhttps://turtleboysports.com/obamaphone-thugs-n-harmony-are-back-and-repping-war-raq-with-legendary-suburban-backyard-gangsta-rap-video/?replytocom=726047#respond
      May 19, 2020 at 9:26 am

      Damn, Petey.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    May 19, 2020 at 8:41 am

    BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH … Obamaphone Thugs and Harmony … That is fucking hilarious

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 19, 2020 at 7:55 am

    YEEEEEEEESSS!!!! This fucking dude was out of breath from LANDING! hahahahahahahhjaha

  • 23 And Me
    May 19, 2020 at 6:41 am

    Jesus H Christ, what species are these lower life forms. And what the fuck is the deal with the androgynous Howard Stern look a like? My god, all of their parents must have been living near a superfund toxic waste site when they were conceived. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes, I’m guessing these genetic partial abortions have at least 28-56 pairs. At least their prehensile tails help them to travel around the tree canopy.

  • Reparations for life
    May 19, 2020 at 3:24 am

    WTF is up with the 5ft long arms on the guy in the black tank top??

  • SassySwede
    May 19, 2020 at 1:06 am

    There has got to be some kind of spectrum there!! It might be hiding under or exasperated by those seizures they’re all obviously suffering during that but it’s definitely there

  • James
    May 18, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    I couldn’t believe it so I started to watch it. I lasted about 30 seconds.

    Why is the fat guy with the Afro, on the left, doing something that resembles sign language?

    Why are they reading off their phones?

    Successful rappers in sweatpants? You don’t say.

    And the weird tranny type person with cleavage…I’m speechless…

    It does indeed look like a video made my patients at some sort of mental health facility.

    • G Ber
      May 18, 2020 at 11:51 pm

      You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension— a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

  • Nuclear Power Plant Ugly
    May 18, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    Talking about ugly that one kid looks like a sperm milkshake from Getty Lee, Malcolm Mcdowell and Julian Lennon

    • Robert Kosilek
      May 18, 2020 at 11:22 pm

      Naw that fool looks like Michelle Kosilek.

  • Hubba Mumma
    May 18, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    Yesterday I saw two cowboys on a lake in a swan boat kissing underneath a big ass rainbow and that was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen until I saw this.

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 18, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    the video appeared as if a group home’s residents wrested control from their keepers and went ape in the backyard, too stupid to put a twenty in front of all the ones and making sure to have color, a fat black guy, whose only purpose was to stand in a photo. we are devolving.

  • Unhappy Nh'er
    May 18, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Wow. The past 30 years + have been the best of times for black men. More cultural acceptance, interracial marriage becoming accepted, white women willingly degrading themselves and accepting black attention due to the skyrocketing divorce rates and perverse feminism, and lack of a male role model. Too many white males have become shitbags because of feminism.

  • One douche to another
    May 18, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Didn’t one of those wet backs get stabbed to death from Syco bitch. Oops sorry wrong blog my bad wiga

  • Jane Goodall
    May 18, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    The Panamanian white-faced capuchin wearing the black wife
    beater has arms that are at least 3/4 its total height long. Fascinating.

  • Abcd
    May 18, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    That looks like a group home back yard and a bunch of group home residents.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 18, 2020 at 10:52 pm

      should have read the comments first, but i echoed your observation.

  • David Lee Roth
    May 18, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    What a pathetic attempt at a jump.
    Zamfir could do better!

  • Amanda Sawyer
    May 18, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    This posse turned away my criminal son and he is very upset.

  • Mr. Bubba
    May 18, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Waraq is no joke, my kneega!

  • Hillaries Cankles
    May 18, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    The monster in the blue shirt and red shorts has me easily beat.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    May 18, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Regarding this video…. I kept hoping the neighbors pitbulls would
    break free and jump the fence.

  • Don Cherry
    May 18, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Thats the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 19, 2020 at 8:01 am

      Don Cherry is a hell of a guy.

  • Judge dread
    May 18, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    I honestly think this is a cool video. I like how the dude comes out of the shed and bumps the camera. I give them an a for effort. Atleast they are working on a video and not committing felonies (that we know of).

    • ElJefe72
      May 18, 2020 at 9:19 pm

      Those two activities are not mutually exclusive.

  • Mr. Leahy
    May 18, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    J-roc would be proud….

  • Jimmy Savile
    May 18, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    I would have had them on Top Of The Pops.I would also molest the camo creature in that shed and call it Broadmoor II

    • Gary Glitter
      May 18, 2020 at 9:20 pm

      Save the dark meat for me!

  • Brad
    May 18, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    This has to be a joke

  • DashRipRock
    May 18, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    Bernie Voters.

    • The Mind Is Like A Muscle
      May 18, 2020 at 8:34 pm

      Non voters

  • North Donnington Crips
    May 18, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Yep that’s us, the North Donnington Crips. We’re an elite group of well off white boys who drunk drive our mom’s BMWs while sipping our dad’s Hennessey Private Stock. Yea all our parents are divorced and we dress like this to express ourselves. (That’s what the therapist said DAD …I’m expressing myself!) RIP My wigger Ryan ‘George R R’ Martin. North Donnington Crips fa lyfe bitch

  • Ray Patriarca
    Napalm Warrick
    May 18, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    What a festering barrel of assholes this bunch is.
    PS…the chick in the camo’s is hot.

    • maynard g crabs
      May 19, 2020 at 6:34 am

      that’s a man baby

  • Smallest state = smallest brains
    May 18, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    I kept waiting for their mother to pop in the video. Or better yet, little sister!

  • Mike Hunt
    May 18, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    What’s wrong with the girl in camo pants? She needs to be in a group home for people with special needs.

  • MicMacPaddywhack
    May 18, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    OMG, MGTOW turtleriders made a video. Swoon!

      May 18, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      Nahh bitch Mgtow dudes dont make videos like this. We make videos exposing wahhmans nature, finance and empowering men to leave the plantation, toxic femininity, self worth and many other mens issues. These are the simp leftovers who would risk their lives to white knight to defend a sluts honor under the impression they will get laid.

      Now run along layyya dont you have more cock to suck.

      • Joe Exotic
        May 19, 2020 at 7:36 am

        SHIT! Hello motherfucker. I have 4 wheelers and plenty of meth. Welcome to dick sucking meegeetow! I’ll call you MG for short!

  • One word
    May 18, 2020 at 6:14 pm


    • Joe Exotic
      May 19, 2020 at 7:34 am

      Hello motherfucker. I have 4 wheelers and plenty of meth. Welcome to dick sucking meegeetow! I’ll call you MG for short!

  • whatevuh
    May 18, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    wow, I really really hate wiggers they should look up that guy from the Stop & Shop parking lot and help him stroke his little wiener, maybe they could accomplish something.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 18, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Limerick of the Day

    A terrible West Warwack rapper,
    Has a back-up that looks like Frank Zappa
    You’d think that his verse
    Couldn’t get any worse
    And then Shamus bursts out of the crapper!

    Dick Scratcher, aged 8 (Mile)

    May 18, 2020 at 5:05 pm


  • Sir Wilfred Death
    May 18, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    I used to work in West Warwick. Commuted there from MA for several years. These guys are standard issue for that swank community.

    At least the ijit rappers from CT, the 860 Money Crew, don’t read their verse from a cell phone. That’s the icing on the failure cake.

  • Ozzy
    May 18, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    The Solidarity Banner ad is annoying. Wonder if towns are going to spray for mosquitoes and annoying bugs this year. Should definitely start with this town.

    • Bat-head
      May 18, 2020 at 7:01 pm

      Oz- these boys are the result of OVER-spraying. Probably ought to take the next few generations off.

  • hartf811
    Dirty Harry
    May 18, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    Fortunately they are not receiving PPP ghetto money from the Gub’ment because nobody in that lice infested group has ever worked.

  • Airkiss
    May 18, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    The girl in camouflage pants looks like she would be a hot lay. Total slut.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 19, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      Maybe if she had a closer shave

  • Stewart Nod
    May 18, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    This is freaking amazing. I was having a bad day, but this turned it right around. Thanks TB!!!

  • tom sullivan
    May 18, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    These are retarded people, right?

  • The sad yutes
    May 18, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    My favorite was the special olympics dismount from the barrel. Graceful as a drunk after last call trying to find his dick to pee.

  • 2tattered
    May 18, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Oh, the poor things…..no looks, no clothes, no class, NO NO I can’t look anymore

  • The sky is embarrassed
    May 18, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Without watching the videos in either post, I’m not sure whether this group is more embarrassing than the guy caught jerking himself off in the car. Maybe TB should have a mercy exception to some of these stories and just not post them — too embarrassing for humanity itself. Farewell Angelina indeed.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 18, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Obama is the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,I mean, that’s a storybook, man.

    • hartf811
      Dis hous
      May 18, 2020 at 4:42 pm

      If gay Jewish white apologists suffering from misplaces white guilt , Oboyango would have been handing out towels in the gay bath house he used to frequent. I love how we talk about him as mainstream. He did tricks for Massa. But he cant balance a Milk Bone on the end of his nose like my Corgi. Does that mean he could be President too?

  • 2wentee
    May 18, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Just imagine how much their lives are going to change once they get balls deep in some vagina.

  • Killwhiggers
    May 18, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    When are black people going to rise up against these white wigger kids that have no business existing nonetheless running around saying N-word at each other If I was a black guy and I saw anybody around me at all say the word who is white I’d beat their fucking face iN

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 18, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    I wonder if the female in the camo pants is dating one of those fat tubs of shit, or if they are all taking turns fucking her in that shed?

    • WTF
      May 18, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      Female?? Did I miss something???

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        May 18, 2020 at 3:51 pm

        Xe is not a man that’s for certain

  • Dispatches from Clown World
    May 18, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    A couple of those kids flipped me off! Why would you tell potential customers to fuck off?

    Never mind I think I figured it out: black culture is trash, through and through; and when others imitate it, it’s even fucking grosser.

    Scary thought: this is who we are counting on to defend us and replenish Social Security. We fucked!

  • Diego
    May 18, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    Supported by the hard working taxpayers. Nice to see our money at work.

  • Peter O'Leary
    May 18, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    I can’t decide what about this I like the best! It’s so bad it’s good!

  • Karen of All Karens
    May 18, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    WTF is that thing with the long hair?

    – Garanimals sweatshirt
    – Cleavage
    – Woman’s glasses
    – Howard Stern / Joey Ramone Hairdoo
    – pube-stache
    – super gay bandana

    His parents must be so proud…………

  • Silence Does Bad
    May 18, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Looks like a Netflix series where they crossed Stranger Things and Napoleon Dynamite. Diversity is not working out , I present evidence exhibit A

  • Michele Carter
    May 18, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Each one them needs to start texting her and asking for her advice.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    May 18, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Why do you give these assholes any screen time, fuck these wiggers

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