Does this look like the face of a man who banged his own wife on the couch and then his wife walked in who then called her cousin who called police and now he’s facing 20 years in jail for incest?
A mother and her son are facing the possibility of spending 20 years in prison after being caught having sex by the man’s wife, according to police and court documents. Police were called to a residence on Clarendon Street on May 20 on a report of a disturbance, the responding officer reported. When he arrived, he was greeted by a cousin of the wife of Tony L. Lavoie, 43, of Clarendon Street. The cousin told the officer that Lavoie’s wife had called her about walking in on her husband having sex with his mother, Cheryl Lavoie, 64, of the same address, before calling 911.
The officer then spoke to the mother and son separately and both acknowledged they had consensual sexual relations, with both saying it was the first time it had happened, the officer reported. When Tony L. Lavoie was asked why it had happened, he responded “I don’t know. It just happened,” the officer reported. Tony L. Lavoie then told the officer he wanted treatment for this, the officer reported. When the officer asked Cheryl Lavoie the same question, she answered that she had gotten closer and the last several months and it happened after they began kissing, the officer reported. After talking to everyone involved, the officer concluded there was sufficient evidence to charge the mother and son with incest and issued them a summons to appear in district court on Aug. 20. The charge is a felony.
When both were arraigned last week, they were released on personal recognizance and ordered by the judge to stay away from one another, according to court documents. They both pleaded not guilty, according to court documents.
This mother fucker….
I’ve seen a lot of movies that start off like this, except:
- It’s usually the stepmom
- I don’t think they’re related in real life
- When the wife walks in she initially is upset but takes about 15 seconds worth of convincing to join in
- Mom isn’t 64
- It’s not in Fitchburg (Thank God)
- They don’t get charged with a felony and face 20 years in jail
Hard to fap to this.
Hard, but not impossible. Then again, his wife probably should’ve realized that one day she could potentially walk in on her hubby giving it to her mother in law mid-thrust on their 38 year old couch that’s covered in three generations of dog hair.
Ya know, because Oedipus Sex is also a sex offender who occasionally forgets to register, and he’s got a boatload of other Google trophies.
How do you start banging your Mom? Who initiates that, and how much Henny must be consumed before that isn’t awkward? Seems like something you’d wanna do in a hotel room or something too. Or anywhere that isn’t a place where your wife lives so she can catch you giving her mother in law the porridge pumper.
I gotta be honest though, 20 years in jail seems a little excessive to me. I feel like forever being the guy in town who got caught banging his Mom is punishment enough. Plus, I’m pretty sure we have incest laws to prevent incest crotch fruits with 20 toes from being conceived, and since Mom is likely well past her expiration date it sounds like two consenting adults doing Fitchburg things from the privacy of their own home.
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117 Comment(s)
When i was 12, i finger fucked my grandmother for show and tell at school
When did Bret and his parents move to Fitchburg?
Do her teeth come out?
That’s the deal maker or breaker, right there.
Strikes me as something Bret would do.
And by “do,” I mean his mom.
That was Monica Cannon-Grants Tinder dater.She traumatized him so bad when she pulled her pants down and it smelt like a rotten fish market.
Typical White People. Disgusting, Filthy, Garbage, Trash.
You mean typical black people shit.Half y’all don’t even know who the fuck your related too.Ya’ll be fucking cousins sisters brothers uncles mommy daddy the kids next door and so on.We seen it on Maury for the past 20 yrs
I pray to god this GUY doesn’t have children or is near children. That is Passed down. Demented sick Pedos
His mother is a pedophile her Victim just happened to grow up and not get caught when he was younger I think.
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Hollywood is riddled w stuff just as Sick at this
Unbelievable.
This is what homeschooling leads too.
Kill them both and burn down their apartment.
This not news.
This is a deranged darkness you are trying to “shed a light on” perhaps.
This story says nothing. Does nothing.
What’s you point?? (Besides glorifying -making it “newsworthy”- these sick people??
Just clicks??
The More You Know (shooting star across the screen)…
This is low. Even for you.
What’s with the 5/22/2020 Incest charge on the rap sheet???
Never mind. This story is 3 months old. carry on.
I think it’s funny when TB whines that “news” organizations don’t credit him when they run a similar story, but TB has no problem whatsoever copying and pasting an entire news article from the Sentinel & Enterprise with no attribution.
At least they proof their copy, instead of claiming that a man was caught banging his wife could lead to incest charges.
“Does this look like the face of a man who banged his own wife on the couch and then his wife walked in who then called her cousin who called police and now he’s facing 20 years in jail for incest?” QFT
click where it says
Of course it does.
that’s a hyperlink
I feel violated just reading this! I need to go shower now… and scrub myself with a metal wire sponge
Anyone else notice the striking resemblance mom has to Squidward? Poor Squidward…
Almost like the squidy family line was raped by a giant sea slug way back when, and the rest as they say, is history.
Check out the Squidbillies. The wife, mom and son look exactly like them.
Because incest causes a lot of fucked up issues with the offspring that they do not deserve to suffer from. Other than that… Oh.. I don’t know but maybe.. Because a caregiver should never fuck children they “cared” for. It’s disgusting.. And sad. And opening a door to pedo acceptance.. Ya. An adult fucking his elderly mom is okay.. First time?? Haha no. This dude la the definition of an abuser becoming an “abuser” in the eye of the law ( incest) you this is the first time? Maybe. Doubt it though.
Your point is shit because .. Little girls and boy s get molested and tortured and fucked to bear children (by their own blood(josef fritzel) and by strangers (jacee dugard) but there are millions around the world of nameless victims. Foster care is all i know other than stories. But care homes are highly covered up in their abuse scandals by the services that placed them their. Not always a caregiver fucking a foster kid.. Usually other blood family like offspring or grandchildren fucking kids. If not other fosters who got abused before. Normalize this shit and keep taking the innocence of children everywhere. It is not natural or okay.
You should have a safe place to grow up as a child into an adult without being preyed upon
No doubt this family’s DNA has been kept identical for generations.
All I can say is: you gotta be shittin’ me I have no other words
the mother fucker looks like he could be Rian Waters poppy!
This is why the democrats will lose.Nobody wants incest in politics.But I bet they will come up with a good excuse to justify this shit
Next time use a condom. The baby came out retarded.
If a greasy, meth-addled neckbeard wants to give his ma a right rodgering, by God, let the man smash that barely sentient potato. No need to bring the government into it.
I draw the line when it comes to eating out my mom. I do like to stop in the nursing home and say hi to mom. 103 years old man. I get her in the wheelchair and spread her legs and I can hear the joints snapping and away we go. Mom and me. Love. Then I sniff her hair and whisper “next week”
… That’s enough internet for today.
I’ve heard of these MILF videos on the Internet. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t qualify.
Dude probably likes his milk a couple weeks past the expiration date too.
This story is so fucking gross I literally couldn’t read it.
Euthanasia is the only answer.
For them or for us?
Both….
For the right price.
Who do they think they are the royal family?
2-Chains says damn and Fuck Y’all
Both Mom and Wife look better than the creature I am waking up next to.
20 years does sound harsh. Actual rapists/pedos sadly don’t get that much time.
You know your justice system is ass backwards when kiddie diddlers are getting far less time than motherfuckers.
Great advertisement. Wearing our t-shirt.
Cant really blame him.Mom is hotter than wifey.
Talk about setting the bar low, dude.
Incest is all relative. But it isn’t usually apparent.
No kidding
Dont rule out bestiality either.
If,when questioned by the cops you blurt out “it was the only time”….it probably wasn’t! But Let’s look at the positive here, the wife is probably available now.
Decade after decade,day after day I think it cant get any worse.
Boy you came from there, go on and jump right back in! Just don’t tell paw
MY GOD WHO COULD RESIST TAKING HER TO POUND TOWN…Not her son
Aiden…you’ve really outdone yourself with this one. I have this terrible feeling that I won’t be able to eat dinner tonight. The gene pool needs a whole lot of chlorination in those parts. Wow! After watching the DNC I didn’t think anything would ever surprise me again. You proved me wrong!!
Sounds like the makings of a Hallmark mini series
No A Tlc show definitely.You must of missed the Smothered episodes.
Well in a twisted sort of way, we should give him kudos for keeping it in the family. It’s not like any offspring will be a result………I hope!
Yeah…but who was ready for this story?
Cousin Vicky: I’m going steady, and I french kiss…
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicky: Yeah, but daddy says I’m the best at it
I have a feeling his mother is really his grandmother and his father is really his brother.
I have a feeling his father may be his uncle.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…..
Got their 23/me results…it was a branch with no limbs.
Lavoie: what nationality is this?
Tabernac! Hier soir dans ma camionnette, j’ai baisé ta mère dans le trou du cul pendant que ta sœur léchait le jus. C’était assez amusant jusqu’à ce que ta mère crache ses fausses dents et qu’elles rebondissent sur mes couilles.
Calisse! Osti de ciboire!
Say Moe…………Remember when me and Ma were sitting on the couch playing Battleship and she hollered “Shemp! I’m gonna blow the shit out of you !” and you came runnin’ ! HAAA the look on your face !
That was until I realized it was only a dingy
Now go Onnnnn!
I’m suddenly not the least bit offended by being called an incel a few comments sections ago. Which I might add I never denied.
These people are sick.
I mean if it’s your cousin, aunt, sister or even your little brother I get it I really do but you mom dude?
That’s just fucked up.
Does this mean she’s still breast feeding him?
Is this the guy who wrote the song “I’m my own grampa” ? ? ?
FYI, this is completely acceptable behavior in the LGBTQPLRFGNOI community……..Where “I” stands for INCEST. Vote Democrat.
That is awesome
What if the family member is super hot and named Ivanka?
Asking for a friend.
Sort of a victimless crime, no?
The cops who responded will never be the same. The soon-to-be ex-wife will be scarred for life. The wife’s cousin too.
Not to mention all of us for reading about it. Maybe the Commonwealth could institute Class Action victimhood for criminal matters.
Color me not shocked. An adult male over age 27 living with his mother is most usually a pedo and or fucking the mother. This man is both. This guy is old and his mother is old too and they have been locked in for 6 months together with fat wife. What do you expect?
TB,
Pertaining t the start of your article, It was the dudes MOM he was banging when his wife walked in.
If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please read this story That kill it rather quickly
Looking at the photos might help, as well.
Fan-fucking-tastic!! In the time of Covid, not a can of Lysol insight….how the fuck am I supposed to sterilize my eyes after reading this?!?! Ew…..so much as.
Go outside and stare at the sun for 5 minutes
I wonder what his boyz on his dart team are going to think of this
Crickets
Watch, his retarded ass comment will have like 20 upvotes within an hour lol… The pathetic pedo needs to game the comment system to keep his turtle boy reputation up
Com’mon Man!!!!
nice cottage cheese legs there you fucking loser.
Best line of the day TB Mother Fucker!
His opener: “Hey Mom I think you gotta purdy mouth.”
The porn movie parallelism was hilarious, especially number 3.
Hey mom. My hands tired. Can I stick my junk in your stench trench?
any video?
Which brings me to the age old question: Why do the uglier and fatter women think random senseless tattoos make them look better?
They should definitely serve time, but yeah, 20 years seems pretty harsh. A) It appears to have been consensual, even if it’s disgusting and wrong. And B) there’s plenty of BLM/antifa fucktards who should be serving time, and they never will.
Yah, I agree because 20 years is like 5 years shy of a murder rap. But it doesn’t excuse the fact that this wasn’t God’s plan to begin with! WTF!!!!
For sure a heinous crime, but not 20 years worth, yeah.
This is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever read on this blog.
However, 20 years for having consensual sex because we all find this disgusting, does not mean it should be punished. I find nose rings disgusting. I think guys who go to the bathroom and don’t wash their hands are disgusting. People who vomit and then start drinking again are disgusting. If we’re going to punish disgusting behavior then you better hope I’m not the one who decides, because the list is LOOOOONG and you’re all F*cked!
Ummm…fucking your mom doesn’t exactly turn into a winning lottery ticket in the gene pool if you happen to get mommy pregnant with your brother sister son daughter. Fucking your mom probably also means that neither mommy or you are fit to be good parents, either, so…your fucked up kid often ends up being a ward of the state.
Yeah, it’s gross, but it isn’t illegal only because it’s gross – it’s illegal because it’s just flat-out wrong.
Duh.
But….
According to the lawn sign, “Love is Love.”
The slope becomes even more slippery. (Slipperier?)
How you know me srippary?
Me Chinese
Me pray Joke
Me go pee pee
In your Coke.
The male child produced here would be both his brother and his son, and it would be her son and grandson.
WAY TO GO, MOM!!!!
This shouldn’t be so surprising. Half of Pornhub is incest porn. People are sick. They wouldn’t be making the movies if there weren’t an audience for it.
It is so fucked up! Seriously. If it’s a great vid, the title having “sister” brother” “dad” or “mom” in it ruins it.
But yes better than 75% of the vids have incest based titles. How fucking wrong. Tell me we aren’t fucked.
This blog never fed a hungry child. Besides the family that lays together, stays together.
Good thing Chelsea isn’t your biological daughter
Jail? He should run for Congress!
His mom looks like Dustin Hoffman
pedo
Once you get past the leafy suburbs of Concord, Lexington and head out on Route 2 west, it gets white and weirdddddddd baby *banjo in the background*
Rte 20 could be scarier
Let’s take out of it for a moment that this is hideous and creepy and disgusting and and and. We can all agree to the above.
Why is it illegal among adults? Am serious with that question. Probably something blatant I’m missing, but I dont get the illegality of it.
Probably because it’s consensual 0.00000000000001% of the time.
Because incest causes a lot of fucked up issues with the offspring that they do not deserve to suffer from. Other than that… Oh.. I don’t know but maybe.. Because a caregiver should never fuck children they “cared” for. It’s disgusting.. And sad. And opening a door to pedo acceptance.. Ya. An adult fucking his elderly mom is okay.. First time?? Haha no. This dude la the definition of an abuser becoming an “abuser” in the eye of the law ( incest) you this is the first time? Maybe. Doubt it though.
Your point is shit because .. Little girls and boy s get molested and tortured and fucked to bear children (by their own blood(josef fritzel) and by strangers (jacee dugard) but there are millions around the world of nameless victims. Foster care is all i know other than stories. But care homes are highly covered up in their abuse scandals by the services that placed them their. Not always a caregiver fucking a foster kid.. Usually other blood family like offspring or grandchildren fucking kids. If not other fosters who got abused before. Normalize this shit and keep taking the innocence of children everywhere. It is not natural or okay.
You should have a safe place to grow up as a child into an adult without being preyed upon.
Don’t they sell blow-up dolls in Fitchburg?
Good God! The fuckin world is going insane!!!! I wish I never read this, but I did, now I can’t undo it….
I guess they aren’t lying when they call this guy a mother f*cker
One look at the wife and I know why he’d cheat.
But with the MOTHER? Disgusting.
This is among the most VILE posts on TB ever. Another reason the state ‘hospitals’ should be reopened to keep these freaks out of the mainstream population. Fu*king GROSS.
Incest is best. put your mother to the test
Jesus Mary and Joseph AK. It’s too goddamned early in the morning for this. Do us a solid and put a pop up that bleach may be needed after reading so we can rinse our eyes, K??
Man: I’d like to introduce you to my wife and mother…
Woman: There’s one woman standing there..