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Old Balls, Dana Remian Using Fake Aliases To Blame Turtleboy For Overdose Death

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We’ve seen some ridiculous shit from the hippies, before, but one local hippie just took it to another level by blaming Turtleboy Sports for Jessica Conway’s drug overdose:

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LOL – Aslan King. Everyone knows that Aslan King isn’t a real name. It’s a pun from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. This is actually a joint account used by Dana Remian and Old Balls that they use because they’ve been banned from so many Facebook pages.

But yea Dana, I’m sure the Worcester Police will get right on that. Because our readers were the ONLY ones talking about this story. Literally just us. It wasn’t a huge statewide story or anything like that. It was just a bunch of Old Balls favorite “urban hicks ” on Turtleboy. We sold her the drugs, put a gun to her head, and made her do it. We forced her to do a press conference where she blamed everyone but herself for her daughter’s tragic death. We forced her to start a GoFundMe page to raise money for……something.

They try so hard don’t they? They know we’re spreading the hot truth all over their faces and they can’t find a legitimate reason to criticize us, so they just make shit up. This is literally the best thing they can come up with. Keep trying Dana and Old Balls. Keep trying.

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18 Comment(s)
  • Finnish Goalie
    September 6, 2015 at 8:37 am

    Well, I’ll begrudge no one a love of C.S. Lewis.

  • Frogshit
    September 4, 2015 at 10:46 am

    Bottom line here, no matter what Old Balls or Assholle King have to say, the fucking broad was a pos junkie that kicked her kid to the curb years ago. After the kid slipped through the cracks and died, the shitbag goes on the news and rants about how she needs money! FOR WHAT?????? No surprises here… Move along.

  • Loyal reader
    September 4, 2015 at 7:23 am

    Fake alias is a tautology.

  • Publius
    September 3, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    What continually amazes me at work is the number of so called “people of color” who ride the turtle. TBS is a revolution that crosses all races religions gender.

    • September 4, 2015 at 3:53 pm

      Nope. There’s no such thing as Black Turtle Riders. We’re all fictional creations. Didn’t you know that?

  • Its ok
    September 3, 2015 at 9:17 pm

    cool and all, but you have tons of fake TB account…

  • Anna Conda
    September 3, 2015 at 6:22 pm

    Old Balls is just trying to be relevant to someone other than his wife and kids….IT’S NOT WORKING!

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      September 4, 2015 at 10:24 am

      I know, seriously! I peek in on his blog occasionally just to read the comments. Mind you, I never read his actual article because it’s always the same closed minded hatred and self loathing blather. But outside of his amusing attempts to attack people, while making himself look foolish, the last one or two show him begging for folks to respond.

      I personally think TB should just ignore him from now on as the attention, or lack thereof is driving him nuts!

  • diddlin
    September 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Emotional people will always have social targets. Sane people will realize this is a big story. These geniuses are emotional and have a TBS target. They are not rational people.

  • Areyouserious?
    September 3, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    Personal responsibility? Accountability? That’s crazy talk. Everything is the white man’s fault. Or the systems fault.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    September 3, 2015 at 4:11 pm

    It’s nobody’s fault but Jessica’s. Then again, the dirty hippies have absolutely no concept of personal responsibility, and will forever blame everyone else for their woes. It’s just a law of nature.

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 3, 2015 at 3:26 pm

    Old Balls and his Krew are idiots. Jessica Conway’s own father, quoted in MassLive, blames the program directors of two different treatment programs because recently one program wouldn’t let her in due to drugs in her system and the other program kicked her out because she got into an “altercation”. That “altercation” almost certainly did not involve a Turtleboy Rider. So Old Balls & Co. don’t know what they’re talking about…as usual. They are soooooo stupid.

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    September 3, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    What a fucking moron you are, and clearly out of touch with the city you supposedly speak for. Aslan King is a Worcester-based punk rock musician and artist. Your Baldino Derangement Syndrome is out of control. You just can’t deal with the fact that you actually represent a minority of the citizenry, and that there are many people who stand opposed to the hateful drivel you spew here daily.

    • Wabbitt
      September 3, 2015 at 4:05 pm

      So it took the death of a miscreant to pull Jeff out from under his rock. Frankly I’m shocked since you usually only stand up for dead black criminals.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        September 3, 2015 at 6:16 pm

        Aw, I know you’ve missed me wabbit. You haven’t tongue-punched my fart box for a while, you wascal.

        • Finnish Goalie
          September 6, 2015 at 8:35 am

          We’ve all missed you, good sir. Happy Labor Day!!

    • J
      September 4, 2015 at 11:19 am

      Pretty sure Aslan King is a poet, punk-rock poet if you want

  • RSoxGuy
    September 3, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    Poor Old Balls, hes so obsessed with TB, his breath smells like Turtle dick.

    Hes still frazzled over not even being mentioned in the WoMag Best Blogger which he cowardly bet some one else’s money and was soundly thrashed and never mentioned it again. SORE LOSER!


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