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Oh, I know – ratchet call in!! Remember this skag who stole the kitten in West Warwick and then threw it out like trash?
She says she’s calling in, and it sounds like it’s gonna be legendary….
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11 Comment(s)
Is that Morticia Addams? From the looks of this troll, she probably just wanted to grab some pussy.
Looks like David Hogg before the Duran Duran haircut.
This creature looks like another of those gender-confused individuals. You can always tell because most of the names they pick out for themselves start with “Z”.
Are you sure this is a chick? Looks transgender to me
Sigh.
Let me first say that I have never once hit a woman. Never even come close, to be truthful. It just isn’t something that crosses my mind.
That being said, I am willing to make an exception for this fucking waste of skin. She talks all hard, like she’s some sort of hoodrat badass, so I invite her to drive her skanky ass out to Western Mass, where I will slap the fucking taste out of her mouth.
She is the way that she is, because no one has fed her a hearty slap yet. I will gladly be the first to do so.
“Pull up,” slut. Let’s get this over with.
“I will slap the fucking taste out of her mouth.”
I don’t condone any violence, blah, blah, blah. However, if I saw this happening, I definitely wouldn’t stop it.
I hate pedos and animal abusers equally.
What a nasty little cunt & you see her Albino Dyke lover that is one ugly mother fucker looking like cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch.
I see a future top 6 seed in next year’s bracket. Maybe higher depending on what they do next. Will she continue to be one of the West Warwick catnappers? Or will she elevate herself tomorrow night to get her own turtleboy copyrighted nickname? Tune in a 10pm to find out live!
Abigail Horowitz.
Now I get it.
Ameliorate your agenda to elicit sympathy. You know what I mean.
that’s female? I thought it was a male in transition.
A scrawny, skinny, pencil-armed male in transition who thinks it’s tough.
Tough to 5lb defenseless cats, maybe.
Like all children, it hasn’t lived long enough to know what the fuck tough involves, requires, or is all about.
Love to twist that bitch up like a fucking thin pretzel.
Allagash trip, me and you Zyahna, you animal abusing, weak, pathetic, fragile, feeble, flimsy, low-life cunt.