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Listen up turtle riders – Clarence Woods Emerson gets back from 30 day timeout tonight (Saturday) around midnight. You’re not a real turtle rider if you’re on Facebook and you’re not following Clarence Woods Emerson. So stop what you’re doing right now and follow (not friend request) Clarence Woods Emerson. As you know, Facebook’s algorithms now give preference to personal pages over group pages. Plus, our group pages are perpetually shadow banned so you never see them in your feed anyway. They don’t hide Clarence so when he posts there are many more comments, likes, shares, and the Facebook Live videos have twice the audience size.
Speaking of, tomorrow night’s Turtleboy Live on Clarence’s page is gonna be awesome. It features Bret Killoran AND Gupta Patel. We will be starting the show with a One Shining Moment montage where we announce this year’s Ratchet Madness Champion. What more could you want?
Oh, I know – ratchet call in!! Remember this skag who stole the kitten in West Warwick and then threw it out like trash?
She says she’s calling in, and it sounds like it’s gonna be legendary….
Here’s the rest of the agenda:
See you all tomorrow at 10 PM. Make sure you’re following Clarence Woods Emerson.