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Online Dating Horror Story: Day-Glo Dipshit Lunatic Goes Full Ratchet On Woman After Discovering Her Cuck Navy Husband Messaging Her On Dating Site, Turns Out To Be An Attention Seeking Skank Who Was Once Arrested For Child Abuse

Boy meets girl on online dating site. Girl develops feelings, then receives violent threat’s from boy’s psychotic junkbox wife over the internet. It’s a classic 2019 love story, and this one blew up faster and messier than Abi’s bowels after a 2 day Taco Bell binge.

Meet Kyle VanSteenburg.


If your first thought is, “Damn, that is one effeminate looking dude!”, you won’t be surprised at all to learn that he belongs to the branch of the military best known for voluntarily going out to sea with nothing but other men around for company while dressed like Shirley Temple.


Those Navy boys look so fabulous! Kyle loves seamen!

Kyle recently met a woman online, and they hit it off. Shortly after meeting, he admits he is in an “open marriage” to a woman who makes his life fucking miserable. Because all married guys on online dating sites are in “open marriages” with shrews, duh.

So the fledgling relationship shifts from potential lovers to more of a patient/therapist, because that’s what getting involved with a girly hot mess of a man will get you. It continues this way, until his wife Punky Spewster catches wind.


If suboxone had a face, this would be it. That’s what happened to Rainbow Brite; she grew up, developed a crippling addiction to crack cocaine and married a philandering closet homosexual sailor.

And so meth-addled Cyndi Lauper reacted as any totally sane, classy individual would –  just kidding. She went full ratchet by threatening this other woman, and her children, openly, all over Facebook.



She seems nice. Here’s a tip – as soon as you use “mental illness” as an excuse to be a total piece of shit, it becomes invalid and the rest of the world no longer gives a flying fuck. I don’t care if you’ve been clinical diagnosed with cancer of the clitoris – you don’t go around making threats against other people. Calm it down, methzilla.

I can understand being upset because your cuck of a husband decided to go prowling the internet looking for unsuspecting ladies to play hide the salami with behind your back. That’s upsetting. But maybe, just maybe, your unfettered blind rage would be best channeled towards the real culprit here – him. Because some strange chick on the internet owes you nothing at all, but he sort of does. Your behavior sure seems unbecoming of a serviceman’s wife, but he doesn’t seem to think so, now does he?


Yeah, she seems like a real angel, you sniveling beta male. Lots of angelic wives and mothers pull the shit she does, public pity parties and dangerous behavior and all.


I don’t know if she likes to ride Diego’s magic brown bus to happy town or not, but do you know what effectively cuts 40 pounds off in 3 months? Replacing all the blood in your body with sweet, sticky black tar heroin does. It’s anyone’s guess really, but one thing is certain – this bitch be crazy.

Check this crazy broad out, suicide threats and attention seeking bullshit galore! She appears to operate in three speeds only.


Pathetic and so, so, SO sad, you guys:


Pathetic and desperately slutty:


No, Amy, that’s not what mental illness looks like. That’s what cripplingly low self esteem and a tall glass of Hep-C looks like.


And just batshit crazy and completely unhinged:


I can tell you why nobody responded to this mentally unstable thotpocket’s sympathy snapchat-fest: because she didn’t want to die. She wanted attention. I almost feel bad for the husband who is stuck in what appears to be the emotional roller coaster ride from Hell – I’d probably want to cheat, too. Then again, apparently this is his version of an “angel”, so clearly he’s fucked up in the head, too. Something their friends appear to confirm.


The real victims here are the poor innocent children they have stuck in their parent’s trashtastic mess, and it’s shocking to see they even have children, considering Mommy Methmouth has also previously been arrested for child abuse.


So that’s good. She seems really stable and not dangerous to children at all, good thing DCF hasn’t intervened, amirite?


This is just a great example of why online dating is a terrible idea. Go out to the bar and pick up drunken strangers – at least you can see what you’re getting ahead of time. You never know what kind of weirdo is sitting behind the screen – or what kind of dumpsterslug sociopath trash monster they may be married to.



77 Comment(s)
  • Dearest Amy,
    April 26, 2019 at 3:24 am

    I want to console you and hold you tightly as you cry and melt into my embrace.
    Kyle doesn’t deserve you. You’re so beautiful. Human imperfection is wonderful as it defines our originality and uniqueness.
    I could paint colorful designs on your quivering flesh, making you even more of a piece of walking art, a true masterpiece. Each soft brushstroke adding to your armor against all the pain in the world, wrapping you in a cocoon of pleasing colors and shapes.
    Mmmm, your aura is something to behold, to drink in like a fine wine, warmth spreading throughout as an afficianado would sip and savor the elixir.
    Like the song says, I’ll stop the world and melt with you. Even if it were only for a day, the rich memories we could create will stay with us through all the lifetimes of our reincarnates existences.
    Come, take my hand and let all of the pain and worry go away.
    I am your refuge, Amy.

  • Weebles wobble
    April 24, 2019 at 6:44 am

    Amy is nuts but I bet she fucks like a rabid wolverine.

    • BC
      May 1, 2019 at 4:05 pm

      A rabid wolverine, love it

  • Natasha
    April 23, 2019 at 11:31 am

    I don’t think we can argue she is bipolar, guys. Her hair/clothes scream mania.

  • Alrighty
    April 23, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Reasons TB should fire Bristolchick
    -She is not funny at all
    -She thinks she is
    -Her take on every story she tries to blog about is off by a mile
    Do It

    April 23, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Heh heh heh.

    Ladies and gents, just so you know, belowdecks on a warship are not for the timid, the faint of heart, or the clutchers of pearls. It’s a tough, unforgiving job, and the sailors who serve down there are the salt and the grit of the earth. But don’t romanticize them, because with that salt and grit you get a lot of grease and unpleasantness.

    Example: The first class petty officer who manned the store on one of the ships I was on didn’t give a shit who his wife fucked back home, so long as she taped it and sent him the video tape (this was back in the day, obviously). Then he put the vids out for rent on the ship.

    Another example: A group of e-guys in Pensacola who just passed a training test go out to a motel to celebrate their accomplishment. The alcohol starts flowing, and the Es with cocks rape the Es with vaginas: same bunch of happy time friends, just rape time now: anal, oral, and vaginal. I helped prosecute the rapists. They were not happy.

    So yeah, those who don the crackerjacks come in all varieties. We try to weed out the psychos as best we can, but sometimes it doesn’t work all that well. Call us gay if it makes you feel better about yourself, Bristol Turtlechick.

  • Hart Ford
    April 23, 2019 at 9:44 am

    I could care less about the losers in this story. If little miss muffin top wants to off herself she is bettering mankind. Good riddance. If this Yankee Doodle Dandy wants to scratch and sniff some other clap-trap, who cares? But my concern is the acceptance policy of the Navy. What? Are they actively looking for the next Chelsea Manning?

  • Bill Littlefield
    April 23, 2019 at 8:32 am

    I have never served my country but I find it disrepectful how this article made fun of the navy. Not cool.

    • So not true
      April 23, 2019 at 9:36 am

      Sorry but where did they disrespect the navy? The only one who disrespected the uniform was Kyle.

    • Hart Ford
      April 23, 2019 at 9:46 am

      “Lighten up Francis”

  • To bad... oh so sad.
    April 23, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Okay I’m gonna make this simple. One person is to blame for all of this. His name is Kyle. No matter how you twist it or turn it, it’s what it is. Now he wants to say horrible things about this other girl, to make you think he really just made a big mistake. A mistake is something you do ONE time and do not do again. Your husband can not call this a mistake. This is not a mistake for your husband. It’s a pattern for him and this time he got caught so he wants you to think it’s a mistake. It wasn’t one the time before this girl, and the next one won’t be either. When you start to value yourself a little, you will notice your life will improve. I would rather be single, instead of having a husband that anyone else who has two tits, a hole and a heart beat can have too. Bragging about mental illness is not cool either. Your life is what you make it. And your allowing this to happen. And it’s gonna happen over and over because a cheater never changes.

  • Stunt Penis
    April 23, 2019 at 7:52 am

    Stories like this make me wish narcan was never invented.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 23, 2019 at 7:00 am

    I don’t give a fuck about these people, but here is what annoys me about this particular blog;

    People who served can fuck with other branches (Marines eat crayons, Army is stupid, Air Force is full of prima donnas, Navy is gay, and Coasties are Puddle Pirates), and it’s all in fun and mutual respect. Outsiders, however, have NOT earned that right.

    Put on the fucking uniform, and THEN you can shit on the Navy with snarky comments. Until then, just say “Thank you for your service” and press the fuck on.

    • z
      April 23, 2019 at 8:11 am

      This was a military version of “Fuck the Cops”.
      The guy is a tool, so the military must be also.
      I don’t like bad cops, doesn’t mean all cops are bad.

      • DoesithurtYOURfeelings?
        April 23, 2019 at 8:37 am

        If you’re in the military, you should carry yourself with respect and dignity and BE A GENTLEMAN. If you act like a manipulative bitch (like this guy), a hardo, psycho and then use PTSD excuse etc, you will be reprimanded and denigrated just like every person in here. You do NOT get a pass for being in the military so suck it up. I have one too many male friends that are ex military that act like COMPLETE assholes. Military ratchets!

        • z
          April 23, 2019 at 8:55 am

          So, dump on the tool, not on the organization.
          When you run that many people through the system, you are bound to get some that don’t belong but make it through. He sounds like one of them. If he isn’t an issue doing what the military tasks him to do, they may not even be aware of this drama.

          • Well, No Shit
            April 23, 2019 at 11:53 am

            That’s my exact point. People can shit all over this fuckwit as long as they like, but if the haven’t served, keep your opinions of the Navy to yourself.

          • April 23, 2019 at 12:15 pm

            It was a joke, lighten up. My husband – army vet. 4 of my brother in laws – army vets. My grandfather was a lt. colonel in the army, my father was infantry, my brothers didn’t serve at all so if you think I was tough on the Navy, you should hear how we rib them. I didn’t serve, no. But I held things down at home while my family members did. Coming from a long line of army men, we’ve always ribbed on Navy men, it’s not personal.

          • Well, No Shit
            April 23, 2019 at 12:18 pm

            Ok, BTC, that’s cool. Spouses get a pass. My apologies.

            It just rankles me when people with no affiliation whatsoever take a swipe at the military. You’re good by me. 😉

        • Well, No Shit
          April 23, 2019 at 11:56 am

          Hey, Asshole! No one said a fucking word about giving this guy a pass. Fuck him and fuck his pink-haired disgrace.

          What I am saying is that if you have not put on a uniform, your opinion of THE NAVY (emphasized just for you, you fucking retard) is unwanted and meaningless.

          Clear, cupcake?

      • Fucking snowflake
        April 23, 2019 at 3:10 pm

        Lol sorry your feelings got hurt

        • Well, No Shit
          April 23, 2019 at 3:26 pm

          It doesn’t “hurt my feelings,” cocksocket. It’s about earning the right to talk shit to people in the military.

          So, please, feel free to fuck all the way off and back again.

          • Sure it didn't
            April 23, 2019 at 3:30 pm

            Lol no it didnt hurt your feelings at all, that’s why YOU’RE STILL GOING.

            Leave it to the fucking navy to get butt hurt over things a stranger said on the internet.

          • Well, No Shit
            April 23, 2019 at 3:36 pm

            Funny story;

            I’m wasn’t Navy, you stupid fuck! What a dipshit!


  • Peter Dick Whistle
    April 23, 2019 at 5:49 am

    “This is Slander!” But it’s true thooooooooooo. You better learn about libel and slander laws boy, can’t be libel or slander if it’s true, or if the author reasonably believes it to be true.

  • What Now?
    April 23, 2019 at 5:48 am

    Hey Lady, if you don’t want PTSD anymore I suggest you leave your lying cheating sack of gay crap Navy husband and stay single for a while. You do not need a guy. I think you put way too much emphasis on being in relationships. STAY SINGLE. Multiple rapes and assaults? All I’m going to say is…you can’t rape a handgun but since you already have mental illness you probably won’t get one. I need to open up charm schools for young women. Stop being VICTIMS and take charge of your life. Do not trust anybody with a penis. That’s the only organ they think with.

  • Mrs. Philbin
    April 23, 2019 at 3:58 am

    Wow, it just amazes me how fucked people are. Oh I was victimized and got PTSD so I can be a total piece of shit human being and blame the world for all of my problems. Please shut the fuck up and stop abusing your kids. Nobody cares about you and beta male husband. Stop being such a low life.

  • Amy Gearhart
    April 23, 2019 at 3:26 am

    Hey guess, guess what? My husband made a mistake, I made a mistake, and we both love each other because we’ve been together for 6 years and I absolutely did NOT threaten Kade’s children. She threatened me. Want pictures? Get at me.
    And for mentally ill, I am bipolar, have depression, severe PTSD from multiple rapes and sexual assaults throughout my life, and just anxiety all around. Oh and adhd but that’s not really too detrimental. I don’t smoke meth, nor do I used heroin or “street drugs” the girl he met on tinder named Kade TWICE and she fucked 4 other military men and pursued him. And yeah. Kyle was in the wrong for having a tinder. But fuck. Everyone makes mistakes. But for everyone commenting and verbally attacking me. Your words actually hurt more than you know, but you won’t care because this falsified article shit all over my life. Oh and when I was arrested, I was never charged for I DID NOT commit the crime. At all. I was at work. And that’s why my name was in it because it happened with someone I trusted. Anyways. Life has hurt me in many ways, and I have found beauty and happiness in my art therapy, and I won’t come back to this page to see anymore heartless slander, tomorrow morning I’m going to do what I always do, wake up, get the girls breakfast, drink my coffee, draw cute cartoons on little canvases for my daughters to color in while I paint. And I enjoy life. They took a post that was raw and powerful and exposing mental illness awareness and made a mockery out of me. You don’t know what I’ve been through in life, nor do you need to. I’ve deleted my Facebook because contrary to my minor set back after finding out your husband of 6 years lied to you on your anniversary, I took my anger out on her. But that’s because she knew all about me, and my kids. And if she was so concerned she would have called cps then until she misread a message that says (not a threat) literally in it and loses her shit and destroys not my life but literally you took a shit on my soul. But guess what? A lot of that shit was false. And you can think what you want. But life can be better without social media I’m only sad I can’t show my painting progress. Perhaps someday. But Kade, quit lying to yourself, I have no interest in kicking your ass and writing about it lmao. your friends said he destroyed you when you saw him TWICE out of a grand total of a week for about 30-40 mins each when he used you for a subway sandwich after initially coming to your house to see who you were. Because we do have a wonderfully open relationship that starts with honesty. And guess what? Honesty goes a long way. And the information you provided is false or your pea sized brain may have misinterpreted it. That little insult shouldn’t hurt but to the woman who told me to drink bleach tonight, real classy

    • Natasha
      April 23, 2019 at 4:21 am

      Yoooooo A) you are a stage 5 clinger for staying with your POS cheating husband B) you are bat shit crazy… go to the nearest emergency room right meow.. get some help, girl… your meds ain’t working

      • Natasha
        April 23, 2019 at 5:31 am

        Also, we need the blame the chick who knew her “boyfriend” had a wife. She’s equally fucked up for involving herself in that.

    • I call bullshit on you whole story
      April 23, 2019 at 5:34 am

      I knew you were gonna use bipolar as your mental illness. You crack me up. Guess what? Guess what? I think your full of shit. And you use that as a excuse to keep a man around who clearly doesn’t want you. Hey news flash for ya, don’t want to upset your ptsd but this is not your sailor boys first time fucking around you. He is your mental illness. After reading this blog I now have PTSD!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!! And by the way, there are people with real problems in this world. What you consider problems don’t even compare.

    • I call bullshit on you whole story
      April 23, 2019 at 6:58 am

      I have ptsd too, I was raped at 13 and ended up pregnant from it. Then three years later, I watched my mother die while pinned under a car on 195 back in 1997. I still have nightmares from that. I also have panic attacks and severe anxiety and I’m pretty much depressed all the time. And I have adhd which just makes me forget shit. And I have been told by many drs I have Bipolar but the truth is I’m just a miserable bitch. You did threaten that girls children, you want us to think that your man smashed this girl and you just cried into your hello kitty pillow, bullshit you did everything she claimed. Your problem is thinking you can change someone. You can’t. Your man wants to play with a different pussy. And after seeing your pictures, I don’t blame him. Serious question? How many times do you think he has paid for sex? if you only knew the answer to that one. I’ve had one hell of a life. No joke. I don’t care if you believe me or not. But even with all the awful shit I’ve been through, I am smart enough to see that your problems are only gonna get worst by staying with that poor excuse of a man. When you have sex do you ever wonder if he is thinking of you?, he probably is not. Once a person cheats (man or woman) they will always continue to cheat. I would make a dr appointment with one of your many drs and get a std panel done. You think your depressed now, wait til you get those results. Happy herpes to you all 🙂

    • Dummy
      April 23, 2019 at 7:43 am

      Hey, dumbshit, we can read where you threatened her, and her kids, multiple times. I’m going to decline the invitation to your pity party.

    • Wade Boggs-Taint
      April 23, 2019 at 8:24 am

      I stand by my original position of digging you. Plus I saw the fishnet stockings pic on your Facebook, which doubles down on my opinion of your spank bank rating. If things go south with Kyle and you need comforting, you just let me know

    • Black Meme Guy
      April 23, 2019 at 9:16 am

      Y’all have any of those paragraphs?

    • FFS
      April 23, 2019 at 12:42 pm

      I have all those mental problems, too, but that doesn’t give me any excuse to be a shitty human being! Grow the Fuck Up if you want respect. Did the adults in your life not teach you how to be an adult, or were they the kinds of people who taught you to throw tantrums when things don’t go your way.

      This is your mess. Own it, and then clean it up.

  • Blackhat
    April 23, 2019 at 2:18 am

    115 Brookline Street Worcester Massachusetts

    • What Now?
      April 23, 2019 at 6:00 am

      OMG he/she is right. Your husband is your mental illness. Get out fast!!! Run! Do not engage with him or any of his girlfriends. Do NOT ENGAGE! DElete your tumblr too and stop using social media to express yourself because it’s unbecoming to air this stuff publicly. Work on yourself and your self esteem. This is why he is cheating on you. He knows he can get away with it.

  • Idgaf
    April 23, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Very tasteless article without all facts too many assumptions. Turtle bloggers only based on facts . This is a shit article and I don’t even know these idiots mentioned in the article. But they all need help ! Tasteless female turtles suck at articles so bad

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    April 22, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Between the gender confusion, vague pronouns, and misplaced modifiers I had a hard time following this article.

    I’ve concluded this: Every single person in this article should be euthanized. Please bring back the death squads.

  • Cock Goblin
    April 22, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    Wouldnt Amy be the cuckold in this situation, not Kyle? Kyle is the one fucking other girls behind her back.

  • z
    April 22, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    So, Bristol, how do you feel about the military?
    Because it sure sounds like ‘not much’.

    Actually seems the article exists just say that.

    • DoesithurtYOURfeelings?
      April 23, 2019 at 8:41 am

      Oh ford God’s sake….sounds like your little feelz were hurt. Wahhh military snow flake. Everyone gets a dig.

  • Michael p
    April 22, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    The article is absolutly wrong and not right, other peoples life is not your to write about

    • DubbleBubble
      April 22, 2019 at 11:27 pm

      Wrong AND not right?! Whoa, slow down there, man!

    • Well, No Shit
      April 23, 2019 at 12:29 pm

      Unfortunately, when people put their lives on social media for the world to see, they invite scrutiny and ridicule.

      Instead of pissing and moaning about how “wrong” this blog is, maybe use that time to get your friends to stop publicly sharing every aspect of their dumpster fire lives.

      Sound like a plan, Boss?

  • Nicknames R us
    April 22, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Best part of this one…..Punky Spewster. Do you bloggers collaborate on these names.? Have a list you can consult? Signed. A Gluttonous Gastropod.

    • Salacious B. Crumb
      April 23, 2019 at 1:03 pm

      Gluttonous Gastropod? Are you Jabba the Hutt?

  • Sunshine
    April 22, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Who ever wrote this u have no fuckin idea to what’s goin on in their relationship. Ps she’s not a drunk or a druggy how about u get ur good damn facts straight before u blast ppl on the internet. She has a mental illness n u know what she is an amazing person n mother not everyone is perfect like u ass

    • Natasha
      April 23, 2019 at 4:26 am

      She has a mental illness? I had no idea. She didn’t utilize her “mental illness” approximately 27 times for her behavior in this blog alone.

    • Condoms people!!! Use em. Better yet use two!
      April 23, 2019 at 7:39 am

      Hey there sunshine, you don’t need to be a drunk or a druggie to be a piece of shit. He may not do drugs but I’m sure he spreads just as many diseases as a junkie does. That green drip will get you every time. And you are stuck with Amy cause when anyone else sees that four to six month out break you get, they will be gone fast as hell. Your all a bunch of fucked up dirty bastards.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    April 22, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    I’m digging Amy. Her shitbag husband goes snatch hunting and she fights for what’s hers. This blog should have been about what a fuck knuckle her husband was. She lost 40 pounds, she dresses nice and takes a boudoir pic I’d pop in the spank bank. Amy, I have a job and a wife but an open marriage. You want to get back at your village people looking husband, you let me know. I’ll give you the best 20 seconds of your life. And unlike your worthless husband I won’t cry afterwards, I’ll go straight to sleep. Get at me Amy.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 22, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    There’s men above, and men below and men down in the galley. There is Fred and Stan and Pete and Mike and one guy we call Sally. Men men men men, there’s no one on ship but men. Throw your rubbers overboard there’s no one on ship but men!

  • A
    April 22, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    You don’t know the whole story behind the “child abuse”. You have NO idea what happened. A lot of this is bullshit , don’t act like you know. She also does not use heroin, but cute to jump to that conclusion, very original.

      April 22, 2019 at 10:34 pm

      Im Lauren in the pic above. Im still defending amy and saying youre in trouble using messages from xxx xxxx which is name crossed out . AMY AND KYLE need help. Amy is a beautiful person she was in high school still is just needs time away to heal shes ill. Fuck xxx for putting this blog and fuck turtleboy bc youre a little bitch behind a screen. The girls need to grow away from hostile environment and yeah i shouldnt of said i was pissed at her bc shes in a bad state. Everyone needs help.

      • lauren swallows
        April 23, 2019 at 7:02 am

        Hi Lauren, do you swallow? how much do you weigh? do you have small tits?
        ost a picture of yourself and maybe I;ll get back to you, OK?
        Jesus saves
        and Esposito scores on the rebound.
        ps breath through your nose and you won’t gag

      • Jus sayin
        April 23, 2019 at 9:09 am

        Lauren tell us who xxx is? If she really is such a good person, break it down for us. And you really don’t need to explain anything, I get that. But since the blog has been written and it seems to really only be one sided. Try to be her voice and help people to see more of the big picture here. Cause so far it’s looking bad for her. And her constantly bringing up her mental illness is not helping her at all, because many, many woman suffer from that and so much more everyday. You see where I’m coming from?

    • She abuses her child daily
      April 23, 2019 at 8:19 am

      She has made it VERY VERY CLEAR that she has mental illness. She has said it so many god damn times. So right there is your child abuse. No innocent child should be exposed to someone mentally unstable every single day. If she has such debilitating mental illness, she should not be allowed to care for children and she is probably not any where close to stable to do so. And remember we all know these things because she told us. I’m willing to bet DCF’s line will be ringing off the hook today with peoples concerns. Whats your excuse for that?

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    April 22, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Rainbow bright needs to see a dentist before getting her ‘scrips refilled. Yeesh!

  • Sid Vicious
    April 22, 2019 at 9:54 pm


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 22, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Oh yeah… Definitely… 8 inches… How’s your lips?

  • Marc
    April 22, 2019 at 9:50 pm


  • Kyle VanSteenburgh
    April 22, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    This is absolute slander and my attorney will be in touch with whoever runs this website. Take it down immediately or face the repercussions.

    • 2wEntEe
      April 22, 2019 at 10:55 pm

      Lucky for you there is a local attorney who specializes in this sort of thing. Richard has gotten people countless sums of money.

    • Jefe
      April 22, 2019 at 10:59 pm

      Haha. Here we go with the slander bullshit. Roll the dice. It takes real money to file suit. Not a chance in hell you prevail.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 22, 2019 at 11:00 pm

      hey sailor! want to hot bunk?

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      April 22, 2019 at 11:03 pm

      first,TYFYS….. second, you need to contact abi the desk girl on fb fill out the form and put the inaccuracies in it and she will remove the blog

      • Just trying to help
        April 23, 2019 at 1:18 am

        How do I find that person on facebook?!

    • Well, No Shit
      April 23, 2019 at 7:09 am

      ADC and/or the JAG Corp can’t do shit about this, son. Take your lumps and clean up your act. UCMJ is nothing to fuck with.

    • Semper Fi
      April 23, 2019 at 9:17 am

      You should be ashamed to call yourself a fucking man. Your a weak ass bitch doing this shit to your wife who is already unstable. I hope she leaves you and someone finds you hanging from a tree. Waste of fucking space. I am a Marine, you make the navy uniform look bad. “Always loyal”

    • Dropping the dime
      April 23, 2019 at 11:36 am

      AND YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR EVERY SINGLE BIT! Your a piece of dirt. And the people who are reading and actually know about you could and will destroy your entire life. I suggest you sit down with a list of paper and start writing down the names of ALL THE GIRLS you have fucked or sexted thru tinder, POF Instagram and tons more. Don’t forget to tell her about the awful things you say about her behind her back. About her lack of parenting skills and how she is just gross to you. How you tell them your embarrassed when people meet her and she has pink or purple hair with it half shaved. Or when you were making fun of her tattoos. You can lie all you want but there are screen shots of you flexing lmao and so much more, your screwed. So before we have to hurt this girl more, who truly hasn’t done anything wrong at all, tell her. Of course you don’t use your own name we all know that, but it’s so obvious it’s you. There are pictures and lots and lots of nasty texts. Its got to the point now that people want Amy to know just how fucking cruel and nasty you are. Yes she does have mental illness, but her life will get better by 50% the day she gets rid of you. And it’s coming Kyle. Tell her everything. I’m not kidding cause she will find out before the week is over.

  • Jizzr Rizzy
    April 22, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Yo B. I want you for my next video

    • Natasha
      April 23, 2019 at 4:22 am

      ^^she would be perfect

      • Natasha
        April 23, 2019 at 11:30 am

        Let me rephrase… she would be perfect, bro

  • Thats Concerning
    April 22, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    It’ll be interesting to see what DCF has to say for themselves when they are called on this
    I think even the Navy’s going to object to cuckold Kyles behavior here too. That chick did warn them to kiss it all goodbye….what trash they are!

    • Well, No Shit
      April 23, 2019 at 7:20 am

      I don’t know what’s up with all of the down votes. You’re not wrong.

      Judging by the pictures of his uniform, he hasn’t been in long. Looks like he only has a Navy Training Ribbon (given after completion of boot camp) and a National Defense Ribbon (effectively, a participation trophy given after completing boot camp). With only two ribbons, he’s a new troop. Bottom line; he doesn’t have a lot of rank, and his military leadership will have no issues with cleaning his sleeve for this type of conduct.

      He needs to get his head and his ass wired together, or someone will take a giant shit on him.

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