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The Worcester State intern we pay in beer to run our social media account woke up to this yesterday, as many people have messaged us about the unfortunate passing of a local man named Richie Godek:
Here’s the article we wrote about this man. Basically it was right after Trooper Clardy passed away and he decided to post this on Facebook, which upset a lot of people and was shared a bunch of social media:
So apparently now it’s our fault he’s dead because we “bashed him.” Or something. At the very least we should be losing a lot of sleep because we were at least partially responsible.
So I guess it’s Turtleboy’s job to be an “ego booster” now. Yea, that’s why we exist. Speaking of making people feel good, I’m sure this Facebook post made people who have family members in law enforcement feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Definite ego booster.
Then she got into this:
Here we go again. Someone else mad that we’re anonymous. How original.
Never heard this argument either. “Spying” on people’s publicly available, and intentionally aggressive Facebook posts. We literally put on a fake mustache and glasses and spied on him when we had 50 people send us a screenshot of the message he posted. That’s what we did.
Luckily Jill here is a very accomplished person. Even ask her:
She has many leather bound books in that trophy case, along with all her “awards” and scholarships. Her “schooling and intelligence” was for more challenged than Turtleboy’s because she thinks that Turtleboy was “just a school teacher.” First of all, only a moron at this point believes that Turtelboy is one person, never mind a former school teacher. It’s just therapeutic for them to say that out loud because they’d lose sleep if they couldn’t convince themselves that they knew who “Turtleboy” was. As you can see from truck, clearly there are many Turtleboys.
Secondly, it speaks volumes about the type of person you are if you put down someone you think is a teacher because they are “just a school teacher.” Because when your trophy cabinet is filled with awards and accolades you don’t have to lower your standards and become “just a teacher.” Personally, this Turtleboy is not a teacher and never would be because of the amount of disrespect and bullshit they have to deal with. But we tip our cap to them nonetheless because they continue to do a thankless job and don’t get paid that much for it. Only bad people think they’re better than teachers.
The bottom line is that only a complete moron would blame someone’s passing on Turtleboy because we wrote about them one time. Jorge Zambrano died too, guess we shouldn’t have written about him. After all, the tactical experts all told us he was following Turtleboy on Facebook when he was holed up in that house in Rochdale. He must’ve read the mean things we were saying about him and decided not to come out with his hands up. Makes sense. And quite frankly, anyone who loves someone and is grieving because they died wouldn’t have time to get on their throne and message Turtleboy about how our blog sucks. So yea, don’t message our unpaid intern and blame him for killing people because he didn’t boost their ego, because you’ll probably look like a huge moron.
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