Only A Moron Would Blame A Family Member’s Death On Turtleboy


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The Worcester State intern we pay in beer to run our social media account woke up to this yesterday, as many people have messaged us about the unfortunate passing of a local man named Richie Godek:


Here’s the article we wrote about this man. Basically it was right after Trooper Clardy passed away and he decided to post this on Facebook, which upset a lot of people and was shared a bunch of social media:

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So apparently now it’s our fault he’s dead because we “bashed him.” Or something. At the very least we should be losing a lot of sleep because we were at least partially responsible.


So I guess it’s Turtleboy’s job to be an “ego booster” now. Yea, that’s why we exist. Speaking of making people feel good, I’m sure this Facebook post made people who have family members in law enforcement feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Definite ego booster.

Then she got into this:


Here we go again. Someone else mad that we’re anonymous. How original.


Never heard this argument either. “Spying” on people’s publicly available, and intentionally aggressive Facebook posts. We literally put on a fake mustache and glasses and spied on him when we had 50 people send us a screenshot of the message he posted. That’s what we did.

Luckily Jill here is a very accomplished person. Even ask her:

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She has many leather bound books in that trophy case, along with all her “awards” and scholarships. Her “schooling and intelligence” was for more challenged than Turtleboy’s because she thinks that Turtleboy was “just a school teacher.” First of all, only a moron at this point believes that Turtelboy is one person, never mind a former school teacher. It’s just therapeutic for them to say that out loud because they’d lose sleep if they couldn’t convince themselves that they knew who “Turtleboy” was. As you can see from truck, clearly there are many Turtleboys.

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Secondly, it speaks volumes about the type of person you are if you put down someone you think is a teacher because they are “just a school teacher.” Because when your trophy cabinet is filled with awards and accolades you don’t have to lower your standards and become “just a teacher.” Personally, this Turtleboy is not a teacher and never would be because of the amount of disrespect and bullshit they have to deal with. But we tip our cap to them nonetheless because they continue to do a thankless job and don’t get paid that much for it. Only bad people think they’re better than teachers.

The bottom line is that only a complete moron would blame someone’s passing on Turtleboy because we wrote about them one time. Jorge Zambrano died too, guess we shouldn’t have written about him. After all, the tactical experts all told us he was following Turtleboy on Facebook when he was holed up in that house in Rochdale. He must’ve read the mean things we were saying about him and decided not to come out with his hands up. Makes sense. And quite frankly, anyone who loves someone and is grieving because they died wouldn’t have time to get on their throne and message Turtleboy about how our blog sucks. So yea, don’t message our unpaid intern and blame him for killing people because he didn’t boost their ego, because you’ll probably look like a huge moron.


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45 Comment(s)
  • Just sayin'
    June 15, 2016 at 7:23 am

    This argument shouldn’t be over whether he was scum for his Facebook comments. Those comments were just a small sample of this guy. He was a drug dealer who profited off the addictions of others through physical threats. How many people did he threaten to kill over the years? He is hopefully rotting in hell yet his obituary makes him sound like an average joe that ran into some bad luck. Addiction is a horrible disease but Rich didn’t suffer from it, he profited. This woman needs to stop blaming turtle boy and start blaming Rich for being the demon that he was.

  • EyeYamTurtle
    June 13, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    She claims that she has 8 years of school and is super intelligent.. yet butches the words your and you’re through the entire message.
    Genius score: -50

  • Sarah
    June 13, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Karma’s a bitch, huh? So ironic how he posted that he was glad Trooper Clardy died, and then HE died. Yikes. Would be interesting to know how he died.

    • Auburnite
      June 13, 2016 at 12:54 pm

      I think he od’d.

  • White Lives Matter
    June 12, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    Anyone know how he died? I hope a cop held him down and blew his brains out.

  • whatevuh
    June 12, 2016 at 9:16 am

    There is something seriously wrong with people, like him, who post 732 pictures of themselves on his facebook page, he is/was infatuated with himself.

    • Auburnite
      June 12, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      LOL I didnt get that far into his facebook- I just wanted to get a look at the toolbag who was talking shit about cops- but Im betting 911 was the first call made when he was found od’d.

  • Ignorancehater
    June 12, 2016 at 8:01 am

    Auburnite. “Blue lives matter most” otherswise our lives would be like the purge… So all of these assholes who threaten cops and assault cops should be put on an island so they can all beat the shit out of each other and see how tough they are. Thank you for your service and your friends services and im sorry for the loss
    Of your friend Ron. Everything
    You say is true.

  • Ignorancehater
    June 12, 2016 at 7:51 am

    Anyone who disrespects law enforcement should move the fuck out of usa and fend for themselves. Im so sick of douchebags saying that they wish death upon all police anyone who wishes death upon someone who protects everyone around us is a total fucktard. Anyone wishes death upon a police officer and then dies themselves is karma dont you think? I mean I agree with everything auburnite says …. Don’t break the law and you won’t hate police and if u don’t like laws just cause u wanna look hard and post nasty shit ultimately you will be the one who people can t mourn the loss Of because they can’t get over how stupid someone would be to think something like that nevermind post it. I have cop friends so im 100% offended by his death wish upon them.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 12, 2016 at 2:00 am

    “Lots of people go to school for 7 years…”

    “Yeah Tommy, they’re called doctors.”

  • Jolly
    June 11, 2016 at 9:28 pm


    • Auburnite
      June 11, 2016 at 10:52 pm

      I dont need anger management- I need people to stop being disrespectful pieces of crap. I wouldnt be angry if fktards like this werent waging war on the police who are here to protect and one in particular killed on my fkn street. Angry- damn fkn right. Is it justified? Sure the fk is. Do NOT ever assault a cop, nevermind be a pussy and shoot one in the back. Im sick of these disrespectful fktards. Dont like cops and need one? Call a fkn crackhead. Bash cops- I may just bash you in the fkn mouth. Thats insulting my FAMILY. Dont want to be on the receiving end of my ANGER, dont be the cause of it. Im protective of me and mine. When I have family who are cops, the are ALL my family. If you dont know what its like to know a cop youve had at your house was murdered- brutally, cowardly- then you couldnt understand why I am so angry. #bluelivesmatter

  • Auburnite
    June 11, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    Ok now that Ive actually read this whole thing- I have to ask. So her scum bag cousin thought it was funny that a cop was killed on the pike. One last cop in the world? Really? Because Im pretty fucking sure if your fat skanky ass were in trouble- youd call 911 and hide in a closet waiting for them to show up. As for this douchebag- she can go suck him off because shes a fkn nitwit. Its ok for a cop to die but we are supposed to be sympathetic because the cousin, in essence, killed himself? Ya they can all go screw- Ill hold the narcan- and laugh as he foams at the mouth, seizes, pisses and shits himself, and eventually drowns on his own saliva or puke. Im sorry, I was at the hospital the day this officer died. THIS pig who thinks its ever ok to harm a cop deserves to be left to choke on his on puke. Why is it ok that he post this asshole comment- but when turtleboy calls him on it- its unacceptable and he should feel bad? Fk that- be proud Turtleboy- I think you ROCK. I LOVED the fact that you reported who killed my officer hours before the news did. Shows that you are very well aware of wtf is going on around here. Thank you!!!

  • Auburnite
    June 11, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    This bitch and her dumb ass cousin can go fk themselves. Hes dead- because he odd? Cry me a fkn river. He did it to himself so zero fks given. Bash him? Hes a fkn idiot and it clearly runs in the family. Now screw off and go make your cousin into worm food. ttfn.

  • Cop Lovah
    June 11, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    Eight years of college and she still lacks the ability to spell or use correct grammar. Good Lord! Thank goodness she’s NOT a teacher. Get over yourself, sister! And screw that shitbag cop hater too.

  • Worc Taxpayer
    June 11, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    Why should it effect in anyway Turleboy Sports that reported on some asshole, who has just died , who posted on publicly accessible Facebook, that he hates cops and is glad one just died? Should those at TBS feel bad and no longer report on douche bags b/c they may someday die? I’d chalk up Jill’s rant to mourning a beloved family member and the seven emotional stages of grief one of which is anger and leave her be.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 11, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    Yeah…turtleboy killed richie alright…that’s the ticket. I’m sure they have video footage of Donatello selling him a bag of heroin with a turtle stamp on it and then tying his arm off and shooting that turtle smack right up his junkie veins. These people are pathetic.

  • BlackandWhite
    June 11, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    8 years of college and STILL can’t spell the word “acAdemic” correctly. Mmmm… kay.

    • Auburnite
      June 11, 2016 at 8:21 pm

      Well it probably took her 8 yrs to get an associates degree cuz her dumb arse kept flunking.

  • Ron
    June 11, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    A life is lost Addiction I a Disease not a choice, the ANY family member of ADDICTION I suggest get trained in administering NARCAN it’s free and only takes 15 minutes it could SAVE A LIFE.

    • John Wick
      June 11, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      Narcan is a problem for a solution. Cancer is a disease, addictions are not. Nobody chooses to put a needle full of cancer in their arm.

      Save me the liberal bullshit, that I should feel bad for the piss poor choices someone else made. They CHOSE to use heroin.

      • Auburnite
        June 11, 2016 at 8:24 pm

        Thank you. Someone other than myself with a fkn brain. You CHOOSE to drink and do drugs- you have to get the money, obtain the drug of choice then do it. Cancer, Hashimotos, Diabetes- those are all disease that, while the can often be prevented or controlled with diet they arent something you INFLICT on yourself.

      • The Philistine
        June 13, 2016 at 7:01 am

        Oh yeah, you mean like the assholes that OD then expect firemen to waste their time reviving them?

    • GFY
      June 11, 2016 at 5:17 pm

      But is that life worth saving? Junkies do nothing but hurt and steal from the people that actually love them more than they love themselves. Instead of having the balls to blow their brains out, they slowly kill themselves and their loved ones because they are selfish assholes. Seriously what is the % of junkies that become productive members of society? I’m guessing that number rivals that of child molesters. There are enough in-the-way people as it is, this bum just killed himself and the line at Dunkin Donuts got a little bit shorter, good riddance

      • Sal Monella
        June 11, 2016 at 6:08 pm

        I know one. He did 18 months in State prison for drugs. During that time his brother died of an overdose. This shook him to his very core as it finally dawned on him what he was doing to his family.

        He now works 40 to 50 hours a week. Two years out he is clean, honest and has a good future. His past haunts him every day.

        Unfortunately he is an aberration. We have a Kenyan President bragging about his drug use in college. We have a stupid population convinced marijuana is just a recreational drug without long term side effects. We are all affected by the liberals and their quest to destroy American life as we knew it, the drug proliferation is just one of their weapons. We are being destroyed from within so that the only resource available to us will be Big Brother. At that point they have won.

        Sad this fellow got caught up in something that never should have been here. It was his decision and when you use Assbook to rant and rave anything you say is fair game and forever.

        • maybe bill will run things?
          June 11, 2016 at 9:28 pm

          Leave weed out of this

        • GFY
          June 12, 2016 at 12:31 am

          Don’t ever sully weed’s good name

      • Auburnite
        June 11, 2016 at 8:22 pm

        I had an ahole steal 15 k worth of my dead mothers jewelry- got off with probation and minimal restitution. We have court coming up and Im PRAYING he gets sentenced- they are asking for jail time for probation violation. Hope the percs were worth it.

    • Dave Schwartz
      June 12, 2016 at 7:54 am

      So, administer drugs to help people do drugs.
      Sounds reasonable. ONE time.

    • grouchy
      June 12, 2016 at 7:57 am

      So, administer drugs to allow someone to continue to abuse drugs.

      • Auburnite
        June 13, 2016 at 7:26 am

        Exactly- keep doing the very drug that killed you already once and they gave you the antidote to save your life- and you do it again? fk- once might be an accident. twice is stupidity. 3 x is a suicide attempt- why keep wasting resources on these fkn turds?

  • SMH
    June 11, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Some stupid fuck writes that on social media, he is asking for and deserves all the backlash and more. Sorry he’s dead but he sounded like an asshole while he was alive. Hope he didn’t need those cops he so hated at his moment of death. The family member complaining sounds like an asshat. Why the hell would Turtleboy or anyone else give a shit about an article – not related in any way. Stupid. Get off social media and grieve for the cop hater.

  • Joe Max
    June 11, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    Many in society are like that now, more than ever. Delusional and ready to blame others. Trying to lift the guilt and shame off themselves. Neurotic of course, but it’s like a spreading plague in 2016.

  • John Wick
    June 11, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    So, she’s a nurse who acts like a complete douchenozzle? Hmmm. People have such large digital footprints, makes finding them so easy.

    Maybe she shouldn’t run her mouth about something like this, when it’s purely coincidental. TB writes about someone running their suckhole about a trooper that got killed, person dies months later. I’m failing to connect the rationale of why this is something TB should even care about?

  • Schindler's Fist
    June 11, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    Fuck this kid. He chose to do drugs, that’s his journey. Don’t blame other people because your family member gambled and lost. Personally, I’m a terrible person so I’m not too broken up over this dead shitbag.

  • Chris From Georgia
    June 11, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Her comments are pathetic. I have a hard time feeling sorry for some A**hole douchebag who posted comments like he did about the police. Life is a precious thing and he wasted it.

  • Speed
    June 11, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    DId the family start a gofundme page yet?

  • TargetPractice
    June 11, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    So, I don’t fuck with the MyFace machine, but I’m guessing the kid was a junkie or a depression case? Either way, all I have to say is boo fucking hoo

  • Karma
    June 11, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    If my family member died, and they were a known addict, who even admitted it himself, THE LAST thing I’d be doing is poking the Turtle Boy with a stick! Grieve, set up the gofundme, or honestly, figure out how to deactivate his Facebook page!! That is not the legacy you want left behind. It’s too bad his cousin didn’t use her 8 years of education to help him. He was an addict, and clearly had emotional problems for years, long before turtle boy. Since Jill is so educated, what exactly did she think would come of her text messages! An apology? A retraction? A donation so you can create RIP Ritchie shirts, lol. Honey you asked for this. Sad you didn’t have more important things to worry about at this time. YOU kept the conversation going Jill! No one was even thinking about that boy!

  • JoeMomma
    June 11, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    One less asshole scumbag….the world is a little better off today.

  • Shackleford
    June 11, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    I like how she did 8 years of college. Probably for a bachelors in sociology. Everest 2016 graduate.

  • bird
    June 11, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    This douchbag sounds too stupid to be “just a school teacher” , nevermind being a member of another profession.

  • KarmaPolice
    June 11, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    Does Genius Jill realize that without teachers she wouldn’t have become the accomplished, humble icon she is today?

    • Fillet O Fish
      June 11, 2016 at 1:56 pm

      If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier. If you can read this without some junkie trying to break into your house, thank a cop.

  • Waffles
    June 11, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Got one word for Ritchie and his family KARMA!

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