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What do yo pay for Internet every month? Around $40-50? I feel like that’s pretty standard. Little did you know that if you just stop working and collect from the government, you can get that for much cheaper from AT&T. And thanks to a viral Facebook post from a Tennessee woman that has been shared over 100,000 times, the whole world knows about it:

I’m not privy to all the details regarding this, but I’m assuming AT&T is doing this program for some sort of tax break, because it checks out. There’s no way they’re giving a 80% discount and that money is coming out of their pockets. That’s not how successful corporations do business. Either they’re getting government grants to subsidize the loss they’re taking, or they’re increasing rates for everyone else in order to fund this.

And since when is high speed Internet a necessity? I understand the rationale behind food stamps. We need food to survive. But high speed Internet? This is something the general public now needs to provide for you too??

Either way, guess who’s paying for it?

You are.

Guess who’s not paying for it?

AT&T and/or ratchets.

And this post was like a mating call for foodstampopotamuses all over the country. Some of the names that were tagged are just……amazing….

Devin DaJuice Davis is about to find out about the deal of the century!!

Here’s the thing too – the woman who made the post has two kids, a job, and an able bodied husband who also works. She’s actually a pharmacy technician:

This is everything that is wrong with America. Two parent home, both parents work, and they STILL qualify for assistance. This is not why welfare was created. It was meant for the destitute to help get them through a tough time. Now it’s a lifestyle, and you’re incentivized to stay on it by private corporations like AT&T.

Don’t believe me. Check the comments like this one:

She’s not even kidding. Quit your job and spit out babies = more free shit. That’s just science.

Dani also owns her own hair lock business, and it looks like business is good….

She can afford jewelry

iMachines for bathroom selfies


Designer bags and clothing, to go along with flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats and accompanying Chicago Bulls ugly sweaters:

He’s got no shortage of bling either:

Oh, and he proposed to her in the kitchen in the most romantic way possible….

With a blunt in his ear and a prescription bottle in the background. What woman doesn’t want to be proposed to by a guy with a half smoked blunt in his ear? Sorry ladies, he’s taken!

Immediately after that they went out and had a romantic dinner at…..

Where else? Although any place with a EBT reader will do.

Anyway, I got nothing against food stamps. But I think the big picture here is how proud people are to be on food stamps. I feel like that’s something you should’t be bragging about to the world. You’re basically saying, “I made a series of bad life decisions that ended up with me being dependent on the taxpayers to pay for my groceries.” Again, I got nothing against people on EBT. Everyone goes through rough patches. But to me it’s something you shouldn’t be proud of.

Not these ratchets though:

As you can see from her post, hundreds of thousands of people tagged all their friends and basically announced to the world that they’re on the public dime too. And now we all pay more for Internet because AT&T wanted to earn some progressive points and probably avoided paying more in taxes by doing so.

24 Comment(s)
  • Sloppy
    January 28, 2018 at 10:17 am

    It’s free

  • Turtlehead
    I hate deadbeats
    January 27, 2018 at 9:18 am

    50 years ago it was embarrassing and shameful to have to be on ANY public assistance. Hell, even when I was a kid in the 80s it was still a little embarrassing. I remember my parents losing their business (they owned a small restaurant and the building it was in was sold) and they had no idea how to make ends meet. We had this family meeting and they said they were considering getting some type of government assistance and I remember begging them not to do it. Bear in mind I was a child so I didn’t really understand how the world worked. I did know that being on foodstamps and welfare was embarrassing and shameful though. I was embarrassed to even hear those words come out of my parents mouth. I have no idea if they ever did go on any assistance but they ended up being ok and we survived. I am fortunate enough to be able to support myself and my family on my income so my wife doesn’t have to work (she chooses to work and I am proud to be able to provide well enough where she can make that choice to work or not) and it’s because my parents raised me to support myself and not have to depend on anyone or any service to make ends meet. People nowadays who have no issue being on public assistance and just raping hard working American’s wallets are disgusting, vile, abhorrent pieces of shit. Honestly? We should take all 11 million illegal immigrants, make them legal and give them the American dream, then boot out 11 million shitbag deadbeats. Send them to the middle east and forget they exist

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    January 26, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    Unfortunately, these people vote for the Stasi (Democrats) – so they won’t bite the hand that feeds them.

  • ElJefe72
    January 26, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    The 47% is growing in numbers.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    January 26, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    I’m glad all these idiots were tagged. It makes it so much easier for the Stasi to find them.

  • Shitheadra Jackson
    January 26, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    Hells yeah appropriations for the FREE SHIT ARMY y’alls
    Gots to get mines kno wat I’m sayin nigga!

  • Nomar
    January 26, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    I once blew a Pakistani cab driver for a free lift to WalMart. Neither of us complained.

  • Hugh Jass
    January 26, 2018 at 6:28 pm

  • Hugh Jass
    January 26, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    I suck lots of cock

  • M
    January 26, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    Fucking amazing! I bust my ass 50 hours per week to make a mediocre salary of $40k, of which 33% is skimmed off the top to pay for these lazy ass motherfuckers. I don’t mind paying $70 per month for internet because I can justify paying a pretty penny for a stable internet connection, but being scammed out of my hard earned money is utter bullshit and entirely unnecessary.

    I will never reduce myself to mooching off the government. I’d kill myself before I even think of mooching off the taxpayers

    Can’t fucking wait until I can afford to get my CDL so I can make the big bucks. And I especially can’t wait until I subsequently move south, far away from these draconian laws that plague the North, paired with the corrupt, career politicians whose sole responsibility is to make the working man their bitch


    • Nomar
      January 26, 2018 at 5:51 pm

      Today I learned that truck driving is considered moving up in the world. 

      • M
        January 27, 2018 at 11:53 am

        6 figures is hardly anything to scoff at

        What do you do for a living?

    • msheadkracker
      January 26, 2018 at 6:55 pm

      Don’t wait to get it, truckers are getting paid 6 figure salaries now for over the road, get with a company that trains, seriously. Prime had one of the best schools when hubby went, paid training $700/week and then his first paycheck was over $5k because of the loads he took. Get yours now while this electronic log mess is going on, truckers are making $25-$50 per hour since the mom and pop shops closed. If you go through Prime they pay for you to do the school, board you the week you take the test, and even set you up in your own truck. The only down side is you have to commit to 24/7 working, for an entire year or you will end up owing them money. If you can do it, you’ll make lots of money, home time every other month for 3-4 days but you’ll never need to struggle. Don’t go to Swift or CR England, you don’t get paid training and you have to pay for the schooling, Prime has the best record for school, and a better success rate. 

    • Tx
      January 26, 2018 at 11:47 pm

      Or you can become a process tech from a junior college and make 150k a year. Move to Houston and Exxon, chevron, and many other companies will hire you in a second.  

  • Screw PC
    January 26, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    LaShunta. DaShanik. Tarocka. Meocha.

    No, that’s not a fuckin’ voodoo spell. People actually branded their kids with these Mickey Mouse fuckass labels until they die before they even did anything wrong in their lives.

    And they make fun of “Becky”.

    How the fuck can you take people like that seriously? Imfuckingpossible.

    • Nomar
      January 26, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      Just because your parents named you “Chad”, doesn’t make it any better.  

  • no fat chicks
    January 26, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    me so horny

    • boobs
      January 26, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      men never change, lol 😉

      breastfeeding bra looks like S&M gear, ha ha. Xhamster rocks for that sort of thing… so I’ve heard.

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 26, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    I can see a lucrative business opportunity here for someone who can make passable counterfeits of the required documents. If the price is right, I’ll buy the counterfeits. Screw the government.

  • gUnzuPnIGGZ
    January 26, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    that right bitches!

  • T-Rex
    January 26, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    Unbelievable, of course we all pay for this internet perk one way or another. I remember food stamps back in the seventies. It consisted of food stamp paper money and plastic coins. At that time many people were ashamed using them. They used to wait until the supermarket lines were dead. Then they would cash out, because others would be giving them dirty looks and sometimes remarks. Not many had the food stamps back in those days. Now, take a look around at the markets. The EBT cards are flashed, just like their Obama phones are too.

  • Kevin Lynch's mother
    January 26, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    There’s a lot to like about Dani:
    1. she works (well, OK she quit that good job),
    2. she’s married (well, OK she hasn’t married him yet and there are two children already)
    3. she’s resourceful (well, OK she’s pretty good with other people’s money)
    4. she’s a pretty girl with pretty hands (well, OK those same hands are in our pockets)

    At least she hasn’t been arrested!

    • Bulldog
      January 26, 2018 at 8:59 pm

      Kevin Lynch’s mother,

      Who says Dani hasn’t been arrested? It’s easy to have a criminal history and not be on the internet, as not every city publishes arrest and/or court logs. For example, look at Mass, where the vast majority of cities and towns don’t publish any crime reports unless it’s a major case that gets media attention. Many of the cities/towns in Mass that do publish arrest and/or court logs, only do so temporarily (usually per month) so if you don’t see something and save it, it’s gone after the police department moves to more arrests the next month. Sadly, I know plenty of people who have been convicted and even incarcerated and there’s no trace of their criminal history online.

  • Nofreewifihere
    January 26, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    I don’t believe this ratchet should’ve announced that, but when had no internet for my first 2 months street i moved, my daughter want able to do work in 3 different classes, as they were all online! I couldn’t afford it after spending all that money moving. So it may help a few that truly don’t have bling or designer anything!

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