Granny Panty Grande Who Nearly Got Plane Grounded After Assaulting Flight Attendant Is A Methuen Santander Bank Teller From Lawrence
This is Dahiana De La Cruz from Lawrence, a teller for Santander Bank in Methuen. She was on a…
Mother Of Westerly Fatal Shooting Suspect Starts $10k GoFundMe For “Real” Lawyer While Career Criminal Son Is Still On The Lam
Louis Seignious of Norwich Connecticut is accused of fatally shooting his own cousin, Vincent A. Sebastian III in the chest…
Millville Board Of Selectmen Tickle Police Chief’s Balls After He Lies To Their Face About Not Assaulting Uxbridge Cop, Turtlegram Steals Our Story Again
In the least predictable turn of events the Turtlegram and Gazette stole our story that we broke hours earlier…
Joe Curtatone Agrees With BLT-123 Socialist Who Wants To Disarm The Somerville Police For Arresting Antifa Terrorists At The Straight Pride Parade
In the least surprising new ever, the City of Somerville has lost its cotton picking mind. This is a…
Jizz McMahon Has Been Stalking Woman And Girls As Young As 13 Since 2008, Threatens Those Who Reject Him, Is Completely Insane
The other day we published a blog about some oompa-loompa looking troglodyte named David Strycharz from Chicopee, who was…
Coach Jizzo Gets Arrested For Raping 15 Year Old Gardner Girl On His AAU Team, Keeps Posting On Facebook From Middle School Games While Complaining About Trump
This is 39 year old Ramsey Clayter from Gardner. He coaches AAU basketball and according to the Turtlegram…
Section 8 Mafia Threatens To Ambush Law Enforcement After Video Allegedly Showing ICE Arresting A Shitbag In Lynn Goes Viral
Social justice warriors are big mad at the news that there might be law enforcement officers in Lynn (gasp)…
The Mainstream Media Can’t Stop Embarrassing Itself: Reports That Fotis Dulos Killed Himself, Then Says “Psych” And Claims He Might Still Be Alive
Two weeks ago Fotis Dulos was arrested for the murder of his ex-wife Jennifer Dulos, he bonded out of…
Uxbridge Police Forced To Detain “Can I Speak To The Manager” Millville Police Chief After Assaulting A Cop, Creating A Disturbance, Nearly Getting Tased
This is Millville Police Chief Ronald Landry. He recently took a trip to Florida where he purchased a vintage…
Chicopee Jizz Volcano Sexually Harasses Dozens Of Women Over Period Of Years, Acquires Zero Poontang, Keeps Trying Anyway
This is David Strycharz from Chicopee. As you can see, he needs a cleanup crew to follow him around wherever…
Swansea Swampfupa Tries To Cash Fraudulent Check She Made Drawn On Local Business Account, Forgets To Use Fake ID
Pro tip – if you’re gonna write a fake check from a business account you’re trying to rip off,…
Turtlegram And Gazette Steals Our Story About Kiddie Porn Principal, Has Their Lawyers Threaten Me 24 Hours After Tagging Them On Twitter
Yesterday Turtleboy broke the news that former Holden Elementary School Principal Mark Aucoin got busted with kiddie porn and…
Courts Ignored Trashbag NYC Cop And Slampig Fiance’s Documented Abuse Of Murdered 8 Year Old Boy And His Brothers, Awarded Them Custody, Coached Kids To Lie
Meet Michael Valva and his fiance Angelina Paulina from Long Island He’s a cop and she’s the trashbag Carol…
I Confronted Bucket Boy At His Job At The Market Basket Deli, And He Hid In The Back Crying About Harassment, South Shore Justin Is Horrified By Our Past Antics
Last night’s show went off the rails really quickly, even for us. Justin’s reaction sums everything up pretty nicely right…
Vapid Ginger Twat Fungus From Washington Post Commemorates Kobe Bryant By Calling Him A Rapist And Then Whining That People Are Being Mean To Her
I never had anything against Kobe Bryant, despite the fact that he played for the Celtics arch-rival, beat us…
Well-Respected Former Principal Of Davis Hill Elementary School In Holden Arrested For Kiddie Porn
So this happened in my backyard on Thursday morning: The Holden Police Department received information that a resident was…
We Got Our Hands On The David Leavitt Police Call Tape After Target Tori Wouldn’t Let Him Steal A Tooth Brush And He Managed To Sound Like A Bigger Queef
We have obtained the call to the cops that shitdick David Leavitt made from the Swansea Target after they…
Rian Waters Emailed Me In An Attempt To Procure My Home Address, Make Up New Horrendous Allegations About The Mother Of His Child, Is Threatening To Take His Bullshit Story To Hollywood
Objectively speaking, I dislike Rian Waters. I can readily find no redeeming qualities within him, not even if I try….
Guy Claiming To Be Aaron Hernandez’ High School Butt Buddy Lied Repeatedly During Netflix Documentary About Being Star Quarterback
The Aaron Hernandez Netflix documentary was your typical bullshit – three hours of making excuses for why one of…
Rizzy’s Backup Dancer’s Sister Who Says She Got Beaten By Dude Outside Salem Bar Was Actually The Instigator According To Video Evidence
In October a bunch of people sent us links to this Facebook post: A lot of people were asking…
