Palmer Ginger Jammer “Accidentally” Stabs Juice Puppet Daddy Over Facebook Argument, Dad Defends Her Honor On Masslive Facebook Page   


MassliveKelsey Gaulin did not deny stabbing her father. When police arrived at her home Monday night, she opened her bedroom door and walked into the hallway, according to the arrest report.

“Can we just go to jail now?” she asked.

Around 9 p.m. Monday, three Palmer police officers responding to a 911 call found Gaulin’s father, Jerry, standing in the walkway of his Old Warren Road home, bleeding form a wound to his chest, according to the arrest report. Gaulin’s brother, Evan, was outside too, applying pressure to his father’s chest to stop the bleeding. He told police his sister had just stabbed his father and then returned to her bedroom, the report said. Blood was on the walkway, on the stairs and in the hallway leading to Kelsey’s Gaulin’s room, according to the report, which said she emerged from her bedroom moments later and admitted to accidentally stabbing her father after threatening him with a knife.

“As much as I hate him, I would never stab him on purpose,” she allegedly told police.

Following an argument around 8:30 p.m., Gaulin said she got a knife from her room and walked into her father’s bedroom, with the intention of scaring — not stabbing — him.

“I was going to say something to him like be quiet, but before I could he threw himself into the knife,” she wrote in her statement to police. “I was still holding it and I saw his eyes get real wide open. I kept saying ‘I’m sorry. I was holding a knife,’” she said.

During an interview with police, she said her relationship with her father had been marked by two decades of mutual hostility, beginning when she grew up in Texas and continuing when she moved with her father, mother and two brothers to Palmer five years ago. On Monday night, they began arguing in the kitchen about a Facebook post, then went to their bedrooms, Evan Gaulin told police. During the argument, the father accused his sister of making a critical reference to him in one of her posts, according to the brother’s statement. Later, he saw his sister walk into his father’s room, then heard a “blood scream,” the brother said. When police arrived, the father reported pain “deep” in his chest, and estimated the knife was four or five inches long. Police later found the knife on Kelsey Gaulin’s bedroom dresser, the report said.

Oh I get it. She has no soul. I was confused at first, but it makes sense now. I’m not a big fan of abortion in general. Except in the case of gingers. We must #AbortGingers

Here’s an idea. If you hate your Dad so much, and you’re 27 years old, instead of stabbing him, how bout you just don’t live with him? That might help. Oh, and don’t tell the cops you hate your Dad either. Especially if you’re going with the “I didn’t mean to stab him, I was just hoping to scare him and then he accidentally walked into my knife,” defense.

I figured this was over politics at first. What else could drive a daughter to do something like this to her father? But she doesn’t seem overtly political on her Facebook page. Sure, she might swim in the lady pond.

Prefers the Celtics in sportball.

And drinks martinis.

I just have a hard time believing she felt the need to stab him because of a disagreement over cocktails or bouncing balls.

Then I saw pa dukes Facebook page.

Bro, do you even lift? Looking through the family’s Facebook pages they actually seemed perfectly normal back in Texas. So I guess the lesson her is don’t move to Palmer. Because this is what Palmer does to families.

Juicin’ Jerry actually showed up in the comment on Masslive to police humor.

Dude, didn’t you just get stabbed over a Facebook fight? Maybe take a break for a few days. Ya know, because the last time you argued with someone on Facebook you ended up with a knife in your stomach.

Despite being stabbed by his own daughter he still wanted to defend her honor though, and claims she has PTSD.

PTSD is turning into the new autism. It’s what everyone magically has whenever they do something bad. But PTSD isn’t the problem here, and neither knives. We must all agree that the only way to prevent situations like this from occurring in the future is to ban gingers. Problem solved.




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23 Comment(s)
  • Samantha
    May 4, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    It’s not his daughter it’s her mother

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    February 16, 2019 at 11:47 am

    This bottles my mind. What a human waist. Western Mass Turtlegirl thinks she so smart. Dumass.

  • Hillbilly Heaven
    February 16, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Why is adult having a conversation and arguing on Facebook? Grow the fuck up
    Social Media is a Disease

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    February 16, 2019 at 8:19 am

    They should have stayed in Texas. This shit wouldn’t even make the newspaper down there.

  • Moral Of The Story
    February 15, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    Don’t Inbreed.

  • Pitt bulls for Rian
    February 15, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    Can we please hook her up with that dog killing pos Rian? I will give them a new house warming present of a Michael Myers steak knife set.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 16, 2019 at 10:24 am

      Good one!

    • Watch City Whack-A-Do
      February 17, 2019 at 9:00 am

      And I will buy them a new garage door from……….. (name that loyal TB advertiser)!

  • Big Wick
    February 15, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    Hmm, came from Texas? Political discussion? Orange man bad, ginger girl evil? She sure has a beefy face.

  • Home Slice
    February 15, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Are Gingers worse than Ni99ers? Somebody gots axe the question yo.

    • You no balls cunt
      February 16, 2019 at 1:00 am

      Gee, great question.
      Why don’t you come around and ask this ginger, you cunt?
      “Home slice”? You whitebread, wigtastic douche.

  • Kim Wescott
    February 15, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    How is any of this even slightly believable?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 15, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    I have PTSD.

    It makes me park in handicapped spots

    • Randall Guy’s Alter Ego
      February 15, 2019 at 6:11 pm

      It’s no surprise a piece of shit like you would see no problem with that. Next to trespass towing, my next favorite is handicapped spot towing.

  • WeRFuked
    February 15, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    No way are we to ban the reds.
    I love me a girl with red hair and freckles.
    Add a neat & tidy red bush & I’m in love

  • Sulfer Powder
    February 15, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    She lost at life years ago. 27 and living home.but that black and white of him…. You can’t get much douchier. Both add up to a waste of taxpayer money.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 15, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    There may be more to this than meets the eye at the moment. Just so you know — I am not now, nor have I ever been a Ginger. I am a lifelong brunette.

  • z
    February 15, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Just get a comfort skunk for PTSD.

    Stole that from a Masslive commentator.

  • Woody Allen
    February 15, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Is that black and white photo of him and his daughter? Makes sense.

    • Creepy as hell
      February 16, 2019 at 10:21 am

      I was thinking the same, I really hope it’s not his daughter, but it would explain a lot…

  • Look Out!
    February 15, 2019 at 2:22 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Obi Wan
    February 15, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    There it is…..Old Warren Road….

    You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.. We must be cautious!

    • R
      February 15, 2019 at 6:52 pm


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