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Pandering Assholes Running Boston Red Sox Photoshopped 3 Players/Managers Of Color Onto Fenway Park Picture In Chaim Bloom’s Office On Draft Day To Try To Look Diverse


Update: The Red Sox Stats account admits it was a photoshop and says it was not sanctioned by the team.


Yesterday we published a blog about the obvious, pandering, virtue signaling BLM and MLK pictures hanging on the wall of Red Sox GM Chaim Bloom’s office during the MLB draft first round.

But that picture of what appears to be Alex Cora, Rafael Devers, and Xander Boegarts just didn’t seem right. Something was off about it. Now look where that picture was in last night’s draft.

These pandering assholes photoshopped three Red Sox personnel of color, including the manager who they just fired for cheating, in order appear like a diverse organization.

I have no words. The amount of thought that they put into this, and their reasoning for doing, so just shows how completely insane the Red Sox have become in their quest for wokeness. I thought John Henry’s “haunting” memories about renaming Yawkey Way was performance art, but this just takes the cake. On the day in which the franchise is picking a guy who will possibly be with them for a decade, this was their priority. Amazing.




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62 Comment(s)
  • CONN
    June 13, 2020 at 11:03 am

    It’s been over 24hrs and the initial shock of that sweater hasn’t worn off. Is it even a sweater? It’s a borderline bathrobe.

    • Sox Apparel
      June 14, 2020 at 6:22 pm

      John Henry is seeking the cool, sporty look of Bob Newhart and the Earl of Cardigan for the 2020’s

      • Ethan L Pilon
        May 26, 2021 at 12:47 pm

        The sweater that Chaim Bloom was wearing was a special edition mitchell and ness sweater. Apparently Babe Ruth was seen in the similiar sweater circa 1917. it was a recreation. Chaim mentioned this on Section 10.

  • Chip Striker
    June 12, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    Team just traded the best black player in MLB.

    They’re all about black lives matter though, they just won’t pay them.

    John Henry is a fucking fraud and a moron. Rich? Fuck yeah, but does he really think his wife is with him because she loves him?

  • randiguy2006
    Wrong AK
    June 12, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    This reporting is bad even by your standards Aiden.
    Its from a parody account.
    ONE phone call is all it would have taken to do “journalism.”
    I look forward to the correction

  • You don't say?
    June 12, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Did you know that money donated to BLM is in turn given to the Democratic party? See the article “Anonymous Berkeley Professor Shreds BLM Injustice Narrative” on today’s ZeroHedge dot com. The writer, interestingly, is a person of color.

  • CONN
    June 12, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    Nice sweater. I wonder if they make a men’s version. LOL

  • Boe Jiden
    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls
    June 12, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    I find it wonderful that the Red sox hired a nice Jewish Boy with full blown Aids.
    Everyone deserves a chance. Except of course the poor in the inner city who can not attend Fenway due to ticket pricing.
    Those can only hope to sit in the last row of Fenway in the Dunkin Dugout as a pandering handout.
    Those seats in the back of the Bus come with tissues for altitude nose bleeds. Binoculars sold separately.

    • Boe Jiden
      Welcome to Friendly Fenway Park
      June 12, 2020 at 3:02 pm

      As a reminder we advise all visitors to remove your cap and empty your pockets into our cash cow. Our prices are exorbitant but the experience is lifelong.
      Now let’s stand up and stretch and let’s not forget everyone’s favorite pedophile song Sweet Caroline will play next inning.
      If you’re lucky you may hear “Dirty Water” a climate change anthem for the ages.
      PLAY BALL!!!

      • Boe Jiden
        Comfy Confines
        June 12, 2020 at 3:08 pm


    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 13, 2020 at 2:42 pm

      Hey, announcer man, tell those stupid schmucks not to forget to buy a $475.00 inscribed brick! The brainless goyim will buy any drek we tell them to!!!!!

  • CONN
    June 12, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    If they were business smart, they should have photoshopped pictures of hot dogs to get people excited to come to the park and eat hot dogs as hot dogs are wicked awesome. LOL

  • CONN
    June 12, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    I am no longer a Sox fan because of that sweater.

    • Cheddah
      June 12, 2020 at 12:41 pm

      That is the worst sports apparel piece I’ve ever seen in my life. I feel like throwing up..

      • Soxfan
        June 12, 2020 at 1:30 pm

        That sweater is enough to make me hate them like I hate Yankee fans.

  • WeRFucked
    June 12, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Sports are full of corruption and cheaters.
    Boy I remember when TB was concentrating all the stories about that teenage runner Maude and her and her cheating on those obscure marathons that nobody knows about.
    Now that was some great writing and I hope those type of stories come back soon!

  • Art Flaherty
    Leading the peasant revolt...
    June 12, 2020 at 11:06 am

    To all the haters out there this is real journalism. Exposing the hypocrisy of the uber wealthy corporate lapdogs in the media is courageous work. TB is hated by these phony liberals and that’s what makes his blog great. The only blaack folks these people associate w are the waitstaff, custodians & security guards who are thrown a few pennys to be modern day slaves for their masters.

  • The Common Man
    June 12, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Fuck John Henry, his prostitute wife, and the Boston Globe. You took the team that I loved and turned them into something I can’t support. I hope the team goes bankrupt. My whole childhood and young adult life I imagined myself taking my kids to Fenway Park and participating in something that was woven into the fabric of my life. None of my kids watch the Redsox and neither do I. I refuse to give the team a dime until John Henry sells the team. Until then, I’ll use every opportunity I get to bad mouth the team, John Henry and the Globe. I especially like to explain that John Henry, his prostitute wife Linda Pizzuti, and globe editor Shirley Leung all hate mentally ill people. What they did to Kirk Minihan is a disgrace. Fuck John Henry, his hooker wife, his activist non-journalist editor and fuck the Boston Redsox!

  • Timmy Lupus, Jr.
    June 12, 2020 at 10:00 am

    Kayfabe all the way. This guy coincidentally has his office decorated like he’s a Black Panther?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 12, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Nice cardigan you fucking faggot

    • Wardrobe Tormentor
      June 12, 2020 at 10:13 am

      Went in for the kill on that one, huh?

  • Robert
    June 12, 2020 at 9:39 am

    Turtleboy what an idiot. 1) BLM was featured prominently at the MLB Draft, not just Sox pandering. Every team was. 2) This was photoshopped by @RedSoxStats. I generally enjoy your work, but Gerry Callahan praise got to your head this is shitty reporting.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      June 12, 2020 at 9:50 am

      Hey Robert,

      No one gives a shit what you enjoy.

    • The Common Man
      June 12, 2020 at 10:50 am

      Fuck off John Henry, know it’s you.

  • Alex Reimer
    June 12, 2020 at 9:10 am

    I hope the new gloryholes in the Fenway Park restrooms will be done by Opening Day.

    • No Sex In The Gerbil Champagne Room
      June 12, 2020 at 11:29 am

      The gerbil rooms are ready because we wouldnt want you trashing the place because of gerbil discrimination. Slso no cops will be allowed in the gerbil room.

  • Carl Kolchak
    June 12, 2020 at 8:50 am

    John Henry is a vampire.

    • Casino Scum
      June 12, 2020 at 9:18 am

      I’ve said it all along. The dude definitely looks like Bela Lugosi with a hangover!

    • Vincenzo
      June 12, 2020 at 9:28 am

      Kolchak, I gotta agree with you on this one.

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      June 12, 2020 at 10:08 am

      A-Fucking-Plus screen name!

      • James at 15
        June 12, 2020 at 12:10 pm

        Thanks, some of us remember quality tv.

  • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
    June 12, 2020 at 8:23 am

    Another racist dog whistle post from Turtleboy who is clearly upset that he lost his side piece Bristol to a black man whose cock actually works and isn’t two inches long.

    • Seize the day much?
      June 12, 2020 at 8:35 am

      You start your morning posting about black cock, yeah, your day is off to a good start.

      • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
        June 12, 2020 at 9:57 am

        “Seize the day much?” asks the unemployed racist dog Whistler who is late on his rent payment again

        • Have a nice day
          June 12, 2020 at 10:27 am

          I’m not racist, I totally support your interracial LGBT lifestyle.

          It doesn’t seem to make you very happy though, you’re on here attacking Turtle Boy and now me.
          Most cool people are psyched it’s almost the weekend, but here you are kicking off Friday being a raging comment warrior.

          But hey, if it works for you, enjoy.

          • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
            June 12, 2020 at 12:33 pm

            Here we are on a Friday and most people are at JOBS while you choose to sit on your ass and antagonize people of color. Here you go again with your cisnormative micro aggressions. You must live in Webster to this ignorant of a hick.

    • Velvet Fog
      June 12, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      Hi Cock Aficionado you remind me of that old joke about turning a barstool upside down.

  • John Henry
    June 12, 2020 at 7:53 am

    If you cuck me, I will cum.

  • bill fleming
    June 12, 2020 at 7:21 am

    John Henry can you please explain why you continue to hire pedophiles who molest young boys. Why don’t you tell the public that you spent millions to settle lawsuits against the red sox and clubhouse attendant Fitzpatrick for raping young black kids at Fenway Park.

  • Orion
    June 12, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Not even a good photoshop. No symmetry, spacing, nothing. What were they thinking?

      June 12, 2020 at 8:40 am

      What were they thinking?

      “This is real.”

      • Orion
        June 12, 2020 at 10:16 am

        Makes sense.

  • John Henry is a Cuckold
    June 12, 2020 at 6:50 am

    Bloom is wearing the gayest sweater ever. He makes Mr. Rogers look like an iron worker. Done with the Red Sox until Henry sells or dies. I wonder who’s making Henry’s wife cum? She’s way to young to close up shop.

    • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
      June 12, 2020 at 8:25 am

      WTF are u talkin about…..iron workers were some of the gayest people back in the day. Didn’t you see that Simpson’s episode.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      June 12, 2020 at 9:21 am

      Vampires don’t die so you’ll have to wait til he sells.

  • Bill's Cigar
    June 12, 2020 at 6:48 am

    He should rent out that nose to advertisers. What a space!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      June 12, 2020 at 9:28 am

      “Ninety-99-Nine Restaurant and Pub” on 1 side.
      “Who But W.B. Mason” on the other side.

  • Holy shit
    June 12, 2020 at 6:42 am

    The photoshop was a joke by an unofficial account, you fucking moron.

      June 12, 2020 at 9:09 am

      after seeing what liberals did with forgeries like the George Bush Air National Guard documents on 60 Minutes, the “Steele Dossier” used for the Russia Collusion Hoax, and the Obama birth certificate, I would have thought you’d want to let this one slide and not bring more attention to the overall subject of forgeries.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 12, 2020 at 6:32 am

    I told you Chaim is a cornball brother.

  • Tom
    June 12, 2020 at 4:07 am

    The “Black Lives Matter” sign is an MLB thing, not a Red Sox thing. That frame was given to every GM by the league.

  • If silence is violence
    June 12, 2020 at 4:00 am

    Than da fuq is this? Aside from typical John Henry et al nonsense

    This should be high on the list of racist-by-default categories. We can call it “plagiarized woke pandering” or “woke fraud by deception”

    This ownership group has become so insufferable we were better off before the curse was reversed. It just opened the floodgates for these limousine liberals’ egos to make this team an utter embarrassment

    Well played posting this in the wee hours so these frauds can wash the crow down with their coffee

  • Judge dread
    June 12, 2020 at 2:41 am

    The sad part of all of this is they give zero fucks about black people. The executives for sports teams see them as a means to profit. They are just doing this so people will buy their product (tickets) just like every other asshole megacorp like disney, nike, microsoft, etc. Say you are down with the mob. Donate a few mil. Wait 3 months once people forget about all of this shit (when the mass shootings and fire bombings start) and continue business as usual.

    These organizations and mega corps could care less. The pandering and posturing is just for short term virtue signalling and to let customers, as uncle says, “that they are the good guys”.

    Remember Red Sox is a business, so is everything else who donates to BLM despite hundreds of billions a year being funneled into the War on Poverty. It’s temp dogshit their 185k/year PR individuals tell them to do. Short term pandering for long term gains == more ticket sales and less brand alienation.

    They can all suck cocks in hell.`

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      June 12, 2020 at 8:05 am

      As I’ve mentioned before on these boards: the only color that matters i$ Green.

  • Life Is Too Short To Fuck Fat Girls
    June 12, 2020 at 1:53 am

    If all whites stopped buying tickets the players would be broke and all you would have at the park would be peaceful blm rioters demanding free tickets and popcorn

    • WeRFucked
      June 12, 2020 at 6:20 am

      Fat girls are all I can get.

      • Who are you fooling?
        June 12, 2020 at 8:40 am

        You’re probably jerking off to the picture of Chaim Bloom.

        • LMFAO!
          June 12, 2020 at 9:15 am

          True dat!

      • Ru Paul
        June 12, 2020 at 11:32 am

        I believe that honey!

    • Never too late to learn
      June 12, 2020 at 6:54 am

      Nice name, just wish I had gotten that advice earlier in life…oh well.

      You’re right LITSTFFG, Whites should boycott and start thinking of our own interests since we’re all gonna be called racists anyway.

      Fuck it and Fuck them!

    • Boycott NESN and their sponsors
      June 12, 2020 at 10:16 am

      Stop watching NESN and boycott anyone that advertises with NESN, that is the only way to get through to these commie pukes.

    • Ratchet patrol
      June 12, 2020 at 12:00 pm

      Can we do that? Can we can we can we???

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