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Pat Mahomes’ Stupid Girlfriend’s Obnoxious Video After Beating The Crapbag Texans Is All The Reason To Root For Tennessee Today

 

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I was indifferent towards the Kansas City Chiefs going into this season. I couldn’t conjure up the same hatred I have for the Ravens, Steelers, and Jets that I do for a team that has never made a Super Bowl in my lifetime. But that all changed when I found out who this skag was:

Pat Mahomes stupid girlfriend Brittany Matthews, an Instagram “influencer” who never shuts the fuck up, and made up a blatant lie about Patriots fans harassing her at Gillette Stadium in December.

I now actively root against Kansas City because I don’t want to see her happy. I’ve also lost respect for Mahomes, the reigning NFL MVP, for settling for someone who isn’t hot enough (or hot at all) to make up for how obnoxious and insufferable she is.

Nothing demonstrated that better than her “look at me” video from last week’s win over the Texans at home. A game i which the Chiefs were more than a touchdown favorite. While you’re watching it just remember that this is likely how she was acting at Gillette Stadium while being “harassed.”

Newsflash moron – you are not important. Your boyfriend is, but not you. The only reason you have any following whatsoever is because you blow a millionaire. That’s it. I know you think you’re important because you share videos of you doing squats on IG.

But the only reason you have any platform whatsoever is because you picked the right dick to suck. FACKS.

“I just wanted to tune in to say, all those people who doubted on us and hated on us, and thought we were gonna lose this game, (screaming something inaudible).”

Literally no one doubted the Chiefs going into that game. They were the only team in the playoffs that no one was afraid of. They’ve never won shit, they have a 0.0% chance of winning a big game, and a 24-0 lead felt like they were losing. The only reason the Chiefs are even in this position is because of the egregious calls they got against the Patriots. Otherwise we’d be losing to the Titans at Gillette today.

If Pat Mahomes dumped her I’d become a Chiefs fan for this game. But without the Patriots in it the greatest joy I can possibly have it watching this idiot get denied the joy of watching her boyfriend win a Super Bowl.

P.S. What happened to this tweet Brittany?

Maybe your boyfriend finally told you to shut the fuck up after guaranteeing that he’d win six Super Bowls. Ya know, because he has to do the work while you dick around with hashtags on IG and annoy everyone you come in contact with.

 

 

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62 Comment(s)
  • Fredo
    January 21, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    I’ll bet after a couple of scorpion bowls at Lowloons she’d put her tongue up your asshole

  • Cheesemo
    January 21, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    I can see why negroes with money date white women
    I wouldn’t want to be fucking them black ones myself

    Brrrrrr

  • Fredo
    January 21, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    A white woman who associates with Shit or urine colored people are fucked up
    I wouldn’t piss down this cunts throat if her guts were on fire

  • Renfro
    January 21, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    I’ll bet she started fucking lawn jockeys in high school
    She’d drop this spade in a second if his career ended

  • Aspiring Rapper from the mean streets of Weston
    January 21, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    Gold digger

  • Dr Ed
    January 21, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Hi everyone I’m still in the hospital trying to get cured of the wild turkey
    Also I’m still getting treated for syphillus
    Just wanted to give an update

  • Renfro
    January 21, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    If she was a good girl I’d spank her bare assed and let her taste my balls

  • American girl
    January 21, 2020 at 10:19 am

    I can’t help but admire people who can open their mouths real wide and make loud noises come from it. This is truly a talent that only an elite few can master.

  • Belichick
    January 21, 2020 at 9:06 am

    Andy Reid’s going to put on another 150 pounds in the off season after he gets steam rolled by the Niners. I’m going to be on the phone with my buddies Shanahan and Garappolo Giving away Chief tells and tendencies for two weeks straight.

  • Cheesemo
    January 21, 2020 at 8:45 am

    I would give her a Cleveland steamer after a night of Thai food and tequila

  • John Connor
    January 20, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Yeah she’sa loud foul mouthed khunt, but anyone here denying that they wouldn’t let her wrap those almost olive oil like leggy’s (and big puss) around their cock’s is lying. I’ve fucked many thin girls. You can plow that shit to China, and they ride it like a cowgirl on a bucking bronco!

    Btw, she’s not hot in the pretty sense, but she’s not exactly ugly either. She just needs to eat some food that’s not celery!

    • John Connor
      January 20, 2020 at 5:59 pm

      15 minutes? I’m not liking on her at all, but she was already an IG Influencer hoe before she met him.. she has doubled her followers tho!

    • Stunt Penis
      January 20, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      Given the typical American woman is pushing 2 and a half Benjamins, this chick is a goddess.

      The fake blonde hair and horse-face are a real turn off for me though.

      In some of her pictures (distance shots) she looks fairly attractive and seems to have a decent body that would keep you entertained for a few weeks (depending on how good/adventurous/kinky she is in the sack), but for a long term thing? Nah.

  • Robert Gendron
    January 20, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    everyone hates her. she won’t even last 15 minutes.

    • KatGushchina
      September 27, 2020 at 2:56 pm

      Her hair is naturally blonde.

      This is sadly how beautiful long, blonde, straight hair, narrow noses, blue eyes and European facial bone structure will go extinct. I don’t understand why white women are so eager to see their own kind go extinct. Why are they so eager to have African looking kids instead of European looking kids? Africa’s population will grow to over 4 BILLION by the end of this century. Blacks don’t need white women with long blonde hair to make more black kids.

  • John Blutarski
    January 20, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    When did she stop dating Popeye???

  • John Galt
    January 20, 2020 at 10:35 am

    I guess the novelty of these kinds of self-absorbed antisocial media posts will never wear off as long as there are khunts like this.
    “Wait until Patrick has been in the league as long as Brady…then come chat w me about superbowls”
    Honey, you’ll be a forgotten dried up hag wayyyy before then.

    How could anyone root for a team that engages in such shameful, racist and painful cultural appropriation?

  • Stunt Penis
    January 20, 2020 at 9:45 am

    This article reminds me: what’s Maude been up to lately?

    • Bite me
      June 15, 2020 at 9:28 am

      Did you really come to this page with your ignorance of history questions?

      Most native Americans or Indians, we are all Americans, appreciate being remembered this way. A Chief was a leader of his people. It’s in no way offensive.

      The only thing any that are American Indians are bitching about is not getting paid. That’s what most people bitch about. They want money for nothing.

  • Lance Bolt
    January 20, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Skinny girls have big cunts….

  • Phil
    January 20, 2020 at 8:50 am

    Would ya look at the thigh gap on that thing!!

    Would
    Wood
    Weauld
    Wud

  • Captain Trips
    January 20, 2020 at 8:44 am

    Never worked a job in her life. Thinks she’s important when she is actually a nothing.

    She has no future.

  • x x
    January 20, 2020 at 7:54 am

    Still would

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 20, 2020 at 1:25 am

    i try not to directly face these kind of “LOOK AT ME” personas, but a peripheral peep tells me all i need to know, she’s avaricious cling wrap.

  • ConnJ
    January 19, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    She’s borderline 3rd string CFL punter’s girlfriend attractive. LOL

  • Igor Vodkadrink
    January 19, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    She don’t like other women, she likes whips and chains
    She likes cocaine
    Got me under pressure!

    • Pearl Necklace
      January 19, 2020 at 10:42 pm

      Thats not jewelry shes talking about it really dont cost that much.

  • Garcia Vega
    January 19, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    She really is a Skag. She’s got a toneless body and a big mouth. I just hope he has her sign a pre nup…….

  • Natasha
    January 19, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    He will leave for a pretty girl when he wins

  • Natasha
    January 19, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    I really like mahomes. I’m kinda glad they won. He needs to ditch this horse face who is leaching on him though.

  • Franklin Sucks
    January 19, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    How bout them Chieeeeeeefs!!!!

  • Won’t Support KC in Super Bowl!!
    January 19, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    Oh my God Uncle Turtle! I am so mad that this idiot will be heading to the Super Bowl to run her mouth! I hope KC gets the **** best out of them…just because of Brit.

  • Sad!
    January 19, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    She’s going to the Super Bowl and TB stays in his basement while the Cheatriots are golfing.

    Sad!

  • Kansas City Chiefs
    January 19, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Womp womp

  • Ray bourque
    January 19, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Hey everybody knows for months now the fix is in and Kc is going to be in the Super Bowl it’s just a given.

  • Dental Damn
    January 19, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    Can someone chip her teeth, please?

  • Mudshark Happy
    January 19, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Mudshark jumping up and down 21 to 17 at halftime and the chiefs get the ball to start 2nd half

  • Mr Ed
    January 19, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    How does she get the time off pulling carriages around Central Park to go to all the KC games?
    Do horses have a union now?

  • Pat
    January 19, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    She is jetting dat skinny azz into da air on the hami machine

  • Pats Fan
    January 19, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    She did do one good thing. She made me root for KC to lose. Made the fame more enjoyable so far for me.

  • Mahomes’ Teammates
    January 19, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    What an annoying bitch

  • Wait
    January 19, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    He won’t end up with her. He’s just like Aaron Hernandez and will eventually come out of the closet

  • Mr. Hernsndez
    January 19, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Thats not a squat dumbfuck.
    It is a deadlift. I hate fags who dont know their lifts. I should slap the faggot out of you TB

    • Watch the whole video
      January 19, 2020 at 10:07 pm

      Actually if you watch the whole video you’ll see that she performs front squats after the deadlifts.

      • Boring Videos
        January 19, 2020 at 10:48 pm

        What part does she perform the blowjobs

        • peter north
          January 20, 2020 at 11:15 am

          right after the fisting and cucumber insertion segment

          • Patrick
            January 20, 2020 at 8:12 pm

            I might have to watch the ugly bitch video in totality.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 19, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    She is built like a cub scout

    • JJ
      January 20, 2020 at 8:54 am

      Or a boy scout troop leader! Either way shes a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy too screw! How bout all that cake up though. Her face looks like a purge mask.

    • Casino Scum
      January 23, 2020 at 1:01 am

      I hate Mahomes because of his stupid fukin haircut and the fact that I can’t tell if he’s a spic or one of the blacks or a Pakistanian or a Samoan?!?! What the fuck is he??? And now seeing this stupid bitch that he has for a girlfriend makes me hate the guy twice as much! Also the city of Kansas City sucks! It’s a barren wasteland of whites trash cousin fuckers and good barbecue. Jimmy Graps is gonna make short work of these posers. I’m going to Vegas to put 4500 on the 49ers! I’m so sure Jimmy’s gonna win it I’m betting my rent money AND I stole my Vietnamese girlfriends graduation money to bet!!! I’m gonna be rich! And Mohomes and his stupid haircut are gonna be sad!!

  • Manbearpig
    January 19, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Why don’t all you fucks just leave my sister alone!!!

  • John Hinckley
    January 19, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Wow, even I’m starting to this obsession is a but much.

  • Lake Flaccid
    January 19, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Ma-homely

  • Ace Rothstein
    January 19, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    What an annoying cunt

  • Pat Mahomos Boyfriend
    January 19, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Shes just a front. Hes gay and loves me.

    • Aaron Fag Ass
      January 19, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      Daddy like.

  • Chiefs Cheerleader
    January 19, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    Give me a B!!!
    Give me an A!!!
    Give me an S!!!
    Give me an I!!!
    Give me a C!!!!

    WHAT’S THAT SPELL????:

    BRITTANY MATTHEWS!!!!

  • TOM STEYER
    January 19, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAVING AN EFFECT ON SO MANY AMERICANS MENTAL HEALTH. IM TOM STEYER AND AS PRESIDENT ON DAY ONE I WILL DECLARE A FEDERAL CLIMATE EMERGENCY BECAUSE UNLIKE OTHER POLITICIANS IM NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP TO TRUMP. AS IT RELATES TO MAHOMES THEY THEM BROTHER I WILL ALSO VOW TO OFFER TAX BREAKS TO AMERICANS WHO IDENTIFY AS GENDER NEUTRAL. GENDERISM IS A FEDERAL CRISIS AND THATS WHY I NO LONGER AM A HE HIM

  • Mahomes’ Mon
    January 19, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    She is an annoying unattractive vapid do nothing. I hope her boyfriend finds a good looking girlfriend that keeps her mouth shut

  • Strap it on
    January 19, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    She really is unattractive…..but he seems a little light in the loafers so this arrangement probably works well

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 19, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    Pat’s girlfriend, woof.

    • One douche to another
      January 19, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      Did she get her period or her pants that color fucking douche

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