I was indifferent towards the Kansas City Chiefs going into this season. I couldn’t conjure up the same hatred I have for the Ravens, Steelers, and Jets that I do for a team that has never made a Super Bowl in my lifetime. But that all changed when I found out who this skag was:
Pat Mahomes stupid girlfriend Brittany Matthews, an Instagram “influencer” who never shuts the fuck up, and made up a blatant lie about Patriots fans harassing her at Gillette Stadium in December.
I now actively root against Kansas City because I don’t want to see her happy. I’ve also lost respect for Mahomes, the reigning NFL MVP, for settling for someone who isn’t hot enough (or hot at all) to make up for how obnoxious and insufferable she is.
Nothing demonstrated that better than her “look at me” video from last week’s win over the Texans at home. A game i which the Chiefs were more than a touchdown favorite. While you’re watching it just remember that this is likely how she was acting at Gillette Stadium while being “harassed.”
Newsflash moron – you are not important. Your boyfriend is, but not you. The only reason you have any following whatsoever is because you blow a millionaire. That’s it. I know you think you’re important because you share videos of you doing squats on IG.
But the only reason you have any platform whatsoever is because you picked the right dick to suck. FACKS.
“I just wanted to tune in to say, all those people who doubted on us and hated on us, and thought we were gonna lose this game, (screaming something inaudible).”
Literally no one doubted the Chiefs going into that game. They were the only team in the playoffs that no one was afraid of. They’ve never won shit, they have a 0.0% chance of winning a big game, and a 24-0 lead felt like they were losing. The only reason the Chiefs are even in this position is because of the egregious calls they got against the Patriots. Otherwise we’d be losing to the Titans at Gillette today.
If Pat Mahomes dumped her I’d become a Chiefs fan for this game. But without the Patriots in it the greatest joy I can possibly have it watching this idiot get denied the joy of watching her boyfriend win a Super Bowl.
P.S. What happened to this tweet Brittany?
Maybe your boyfriend finally told you to shut the fuck up after guaranteeing that he’d win six Super Bowls. Ya know, because he has to do the work while you dick around with hashtags on IG and annoy everyone you come in contact with.
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