Pathetipotamus Raising $500 For Weekend Getaway Even Though He Says He Sleeps All Day, Hasn’t Had A Job Since 2012, And Owns A BMW


I’ve seen a lot of bullshit GoFundMe’s in my day, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything quite this pathetic.


I have 3 kids, work 50 hours a week, and still pump out a couple of blogs whenever I can. Do you understand how fucking MADDENING it is to listen to a grown man, with no kids, and no responsibilities, whine about how he needs $500 to get away for the Goddamn weekend?? Fuck this douche twinkie and the surfboard he rode in on.

Let me just break down all the fuckery in this pathetic Internet panhandling scheme.

“I am in need of some money to get out of the house and go on a trip.”

Aren’t we all? Get a job.

“I have tried everything.”

No you haven’t. Know how I know? The very next sentence.

“Most days I just sleep all day from migraines from stress.”

You sleep all day. Fuck you and your power naps.

“I graduated college in 2012 and have not been able to find a stable job.”

It’s the healthiest economy of our lifetime. If you can’t find a job then you’re either not trying, not willing to work, or you’re a fucking idiot. You pick.

He also appears to be lying about that based on his Facebook bio.

“It has been almost 8 years of suffering and depression and weight gain.”

You mother fucker. I would love to have time to get to the gym every day, but I’m too busy working and raising a family. And here you are with NOTHING to do, and instead of exercising or working you’re sitting on your fat ass eating bon-bons and feeling bad for yourself. This is what fat looks like to this whiny poon stain.

“I have applied for 10,000 jobs, gone door to door, face to face, applied online etc.”

No you haven’t.

“I have done everything and can’t get anything.”

No you haven’t.

“Living off stuff that I sell of my own items and possessions.”

You live off selling your own possessions? How do you own all these possessions if you haven’t had a job since you graduated from college 7 years ago? On Facebook he literally begs people to buy his used shit.

“Help a fiend out.”

Something tells me that wasn’t a typo.

Check out his EBay store yourself to see what he’s got for sale that no one wants.

Nobody is gonna pay $25 for your used gym shorts dipshit. Nor do we want your overpriced soccer crap.

Or your $100 BU jerseys.

Or the BMW that apparently is sitting in what appears to be your driveway of your very nice looking neighborhood.

Yes, that’s right – he owns a BMW, despite not working since 2012.

The only right thing he said was his final sentence.

“This world is a tough place to live in and I am just looking for some support.”

Yea, it is a tough place. Which is why I’m writing this blog. Because whiny little bitches like you need to be reminded how tough it is for people who actually work for a living.


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39 Comment(s)
  • Greg
    October 28, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    In his defense, it’s an 8 year old BMW worth $14K. He’s not riding around in a new M6.

  • Get In Line Adolph
    October 25, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    If I could get a new shot at a Bar Mitzvah gift I’d love to have a massive shit in all over his fuckin’ Beamer. He’s the kind of jew fuck that jew’s hate more than nazi’s do.

  • Satchmo
    October 25, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    TB another story nobody gives a fuck about
    This sucks
    Please pull your head out of your asshole

  • whatevuh
    October 25, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Judging by his bio, I would say his problem is not getting a job, it’s keeping a job. He’s had plenty of jobs, but for some reason he seems to “move around a lot” My guess is, he’s a total asswipe and gets fired a lot . . . .

    • whatevuh
      October 25, 2019 at 5:59 pm

      P.S. How’s he paying the mortgage? Or is he living in mommy’s basement?

  • Man up you little Pussy!!!!
    October 25, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Guy dresses like that Albanian kid from high school that used to piss you off just by looking at his stupid face While holding that stupid soccer ball. Entitled little cock fuck. Trust fund baby. People go get a job!!! I hate working but at the end of the day I do feel good that I’m earning clean Good money. Can buy my girlfriend nice things. Pay my bills. Pay my taxes. Not be a trashy fuckin loser. I can’t fuckin stand how lazy people are!!! You can’t fuckin fix lazy, people are so unmotivated:( everyone has a fuckin disability and can’t work and collect everything under the sun…LOSERS!!!!

  • Get a Job
    October 24, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    I cant stand hearing ANYONE say they cant find a job, when places like Walmart and Target will hire full blown mentally retarded people, crippled people, and even molester looking creeps. all these entitled millennial dipshits fat lazy f*cks and welfare leeches have no excuse not to work

    • Turtle eater
      October 25, 2019 at 10:05 am

      you will never understand until you are dealing with mental health issues like I am. put yourself in this mans shoes and you never know his struggle he cant even go to work and he can has panic attacks just being in that environment so why dont you SHUTUP and LEARN something before you run your mouth about things you are not educated in. let me guess you voted for TRUMP?

      • Christopher Lettiere
        October 25, 2019 at 12:15 pm

        • I eat turtle soup for lunch
          October 25, 2019 at 1:49 pm

          wow homophobic slurs and making fun of someones mental illness. another one of drumphs “best and brightest” I see lol. an I doubt you would make fun of someone with a brain tumor but someone showsn mental illness and a whole blog makes fun of his desease “LMAO WOW SO FUNNY GET A JOB LOSER” really would love to see you go to a hospital right now and yell that at a cancer patienst face and write a blog about how big of a loser they are for having cancer. you all really are a bunch of pathetic scum

      • hartf811
        Grow the fuck up
        October 27, 2019 at 7:27 am

        Excuses excuses.
        Just fucking kill yourself. That’ll end your self made up panic attacks.

  • Dees nutz
    October 24, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    That $100 BU hockey jersey was in the bookstore for 39.98 2seasons ago. The new one is Under Armour. That’s a shit knock off. The UA one is 104.98 currently for a actual jersey. Actual used ones are going for 30-50 on ebay… The BMW?! Its in NH but never seen snow or salt? Even in the summer there is salt still on NH roads. It has a private sale value of average 7400. Trade in of 6500 and dealer sale of 9500… RETAIL! This jackoff wants 14k? Is he off his fucking meds?! This is higher end ratchet “need drug money” type of shit. I bet he’s a spoiled son that finally got cut off. Pussy…

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 24, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    Every. Single. Time

  • Peter Dautel
    Don Key Punch
    October 24, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    Not a doubt in my mind this douche is a Bernie Bro. Wonder if anyone caught the license plate..?

  • Naturally
    October 24, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    Failure to launch is a understatement he got out of college 7 years ago! he should probably off himself too because at that age, your mom’s ass shouldn’t be the last one that sat on the toilet seat you’re on. At 28 you shouldn’t be picking mom’s pubes off the shower floor. It’s unnatural.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 24, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    I’ll donate a few job applications

  • Newman
    October 24, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Post Office is always hiring, job is a grind hit sick it up, about 40g’s to start plus plenty of overtime, full benefits, sick, vacation time. You’re welcome.

  • Untrustworthy Heeb. Dont Trust
    October 24, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Heebs always cry poor mouth.
    They will tell you they are about to lose their home becsuse they cant make a mortgage payment on their 5th home.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Oy Yey !
    October 24, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Poor little Nathan!
    Mommy and Daddy probably ended the Trust Fund, because they finally came to terms that he is just a malingerer and malcontent.
    In other words: a bum !

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 24, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    RosenSTEIN…Grabblers gonna grabble.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 24, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    With out reading:

    He’s a Jew.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      October 24, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      I was right.

  • hartf811
    October 24, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Maybe you are a Douchebag and come across as a douchbag. I wouldn’t hire you just because of you face. You’d never get past the lobby.
    Option 1: If you are English First language get your start at McDonalds. Your would be the albino zebra in the Se Habla crowd. Get a year under your belt with ratchets treating you like shit, gain some humility and responsibility and get the mindset that other people are not responsible for your lifestyle. From your request for free money to take a vacation from your 8 year vacation, I don’t think you will make it.
    Option 2: Kill yourself.

  • hartf811
    Dont knock
    October 24, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Mommy cinching the coin purse?

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    October 24, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Put down the camera Francis. You are not and are never going to be able to make money behind the camera. Get a job digging holes.

  • Tim
    October 24, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    His other FB page shows that in the month of September he visited at least five different states. ME, NH, VT, MA, NY

    • Kim Wescott
      November 2, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      Awww, c’mon Tim….he was doing everything he could to find a job!

      Why so cynical?

  • Real_Finn
    October 24, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    “This world is a tough place to live in and I am just looking for some support.”

    Here’s some support : It’s down the road, not across the street.

    Get Fucked,

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 24, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      Now that’s the real Finn we all know and love!

  • Cheddah
    October 24, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    There’s something about BMW owners that wreaks of selfishness and self-servingness. This kid looks like he’d freak the fuck out if he ever got his hands dirty.

  • Tim
    October 24, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    He has another FB page that says he was out hiking in VT on 10/22.

    • Tim
      October 24, 2019 at 3:52 pm

      Sorry, it’s NH and he even used one of the pictures from the hike for his GFM.

    • Tim
      October 24, 2019 at 4:15 pm

      I read the stories here about these losers and then I like to look them up on Facebook because I’m a winner!

      • Tim
        October 24, 2019 at 4:21 pm

        Nice try, douche. You sticking up for this loser? Maybe you are this loser.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 24, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    I will gladly donate if I get to pick the location of the weekend get away.

    Here is your one way ticket to Sudan, you greasy fucking faggot.

  • TortugaNiño
    October 24, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Wait… 8 years!?!?! The Challenger disaster wasn’t even this big of a “failure to launch”.

  • Dr Kevorkian
    October 24, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    How the fuck did TB miss the plate on the BMW.????
    Are you shitting me?
    It might as well say spoiled douchebag.

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