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Patrick Pass’ Wife Is Making Bank Price Gouging Trademarked Patriots Masks Her Husband Autographs 

 

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Name that three time Patriots Super Bowl Champion from this image.

Does Patrick Pass ring a bell? Probably not if you’re a pink hat, but some of us remember him as the third string running back/fullback who kept stealing touchdowns from Cory Dillon on your fantasy team.

This is his wife Monique, living the highlife Kia style.

She’s recently decided to take advantage of the pandemic by price gouging unwashable trademarked Patriots masks, and getting her husband to autograph them to make a few more bucks off of this nightmare.

As you can see, she sells out quickly and business is very good because people enjoy throwing money away.

Keep in mind, you can’t sell anything with the Patriots logo on it unless you get permission from Bob Kraft to do so, which I’m sure she has.

She’s also doing the thing where they get you to buy an overpriced piece of fabric by claiming that every time you purchase a mask they donate one to the “frontline.”

Whatever that means.

She also mentioned her aunt with the cut and swollen hand waking up at 3 AM to fulfill  orders, which totally doesn’t sound like a sweatshop because she has a smile on her face. But please, tell me more about how this lockdown is pulling us all together as you sell masks to morons for $25 each plus shipping.

It’s OK though because she’s getting ripped off on the fabric too.

“We’re supposed to be helping the world with making masks.”

No, you’re selling trademarked, bootleg masks to make money. You’re not saving anyone. And ironically her friends want her to report the person she got it from for price gouging.

She’s also extremely defensive and seems to be aware that she’s engaging in price gouging since she responded to a post about price gouging that didn’t even name her.

Again, anyone who would pay that kind of money for an autographed Patrick Pass cloth that you use to smother yourself deserves to be without that money, but it’s the whole price gouging during a pandemic and using trademarked logos to do so that sets me off. We could probably make a lot more money if we sold Patriots shit in our store, but we can’t because the Patriots are a trademarked business.

Although I think the most offensive part about this is that she’s pretending that she’s doing it help the community.

Then again, using her husband as a prop to make money seems to be her thing. Back in March she tweeted pictures of her husband’s lifeless body laying on the bathroom floor in an attempt to get the player’s union to reject a CBA proposal that cuts disability benefits. 

Patrick currently collects disability and social security. The new CBA basically would just subtract whatever a former player is collecting in social security from whatever the NFL is paying them for disability. It prevents double dipping.

‘Right now guys in Inactive A, their T&P disability is in addition to their social security disability,’ Scott said. ‘If you’re getting $11,250 a month, plus $2,000 in social security, you’re getting $13,250.’ 

So if Patrick Pass is making $11,250 a month plus $2,000 in SSI, the NFL is now gonna pay him $9,250 a month. So he’d be making $11,250 a month to do nothing. How will they ever survive? No wonder she has to price gouge trademarked masks!

 

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45 Comment(s)
  • Silencio Dogood
    May 11, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    smoking counterfeit cigarettes on the long haul lockdown, we’ve had time now to see and study the effects of Covid. people who haven’t had a dose in weeks sail out on another bad trip, they never know when. masks are our only defense.

  • dindu crew
    May 11, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Yo man i always snap selfies of my homies when they passed out on da baffroom flo. Den i find da nearest cracka to rub his back. I alwayz make sure two include the cap of his favorite team in da pic two!

  • Great Idea
    May 11, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    I think we should have open borders and let illegal immigration flow through our borders so we don’t miss out on the next pandemic.

  • Jewmerica
    May 11, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Kraft made the logo and the team look like pedojew’s, that Jew traded two players for 8 little boys to massage him and a million masks. As long as ny looks like Gaza I’m laughing my ass off.

    • WTF
      May 12, 2020 at 10:07 am

      JEWMERICA

      what the actual fuck are you talking about?
      Get the fuck out of here you pedophile freak

  • Lawrence Maroney
    May 11, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Hahaha imagine paying money for an autographed Patrick Pass face mask. Any autographed face mask. Humanity needs a reset.

  • Swing and a miss.
    May 11, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    The maker of the material probably already paid royalties. She doesn’t have to.

  • Stiff pete
    May 11, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Now that chicks are using masks as fashion statements, we are going to see more of the horrible fake lashes and heavy eye makeup.

  • LOLz
    May 11, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    AK who are you kidding? You tried to sell shirts with a Pats logo.

    You’re just butt hurt they made you stop.

  • Captain Trips
    May 11, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Amazing how many selfish materialistic high-living broads marry athletes that they would ordinarily not give two glances to, so they can live off of their money while not doing diddly shit themselves except spreading their legs and spending hubby’s money.

  • Passed out
    May 11, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    She really admitted to cutting up bed sheets ? Girl is nasty af

  • Imp Aussibal
    May 11, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Identifying perps just became a lot more difficult.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 11, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    Watching sports and saying “we won” is like watching porn and saying “we got laid”.

    Masturbation is like procrastination. It feels great at first… but in the end you’re only fucking yourself.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 11, 2020 at 9:21 pm

      when i masturbate, i like to yell “i won” when i cum. i’m having a great season.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 11, 2020 at 10:48 pm

        If you were to spend every minute of everyday angrily masturbating to a photo of another man’s money and then jizz into your own mouth… you will effectively be combining all 7 Deadly Sins at once. That my friend… is truly winning.

        • Silencio Dogood
          May 11, 2020 at 10:53 pm

          It’s a sin to kill a mockingbird, how does that fit in?

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 11, 2020 at 11:43 pm

            Death always fits in… no matter how sad his song.

          • Silencio Dogood
            May 12, 2020 at 12:33 am

            he’s still following a blood trail going from Indian country to the world…

            on a happier note the turkeys are asleep on my roof tonight.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 12, 2020 at 1:47 am

            Turkeys fly? Seagulls sleeping on my roof. Sometimes I give them some Cheerios before bed. Don’t know why… they’ll just shit on my car later. Seagulls would actually be beautiful birds if they weren’t so fat, trashy and annoying. But I figured somebody oughta like them. Might as well be me.

      • Luke Fondleberg
        May 14, 2020 at 11:57 pm

        Undefeated, I’d imagine.

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 11, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    I talked to Kraft and he said you can start selling patriots shirts. He said to just start production right away and ignore any correspondence from his lawyers.

  • New boot goofin'
    May 11, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Someone should do a docu-drama on ex-NFL players that didn’t really last or make an impact. Would be hilarious.

  • Bill Clinton
    May 11, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Monique `s dirty undies is what I want for a mask…..ooowieee

  • Barney Frank
    May 11, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Hey Pass,, lose some friggin weight

  • Joe Shmidlap
    May 11, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    She is related to the crime family Gotti somehow.

    • Inherdreams
      May 13, 2020 at 3:57 pm

      Lmao!! No she’s not! She wishes, just like she wishes she was a Kardashian!

  • Howard Stern
    May 11, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Take off your top.

  • CrispyC
    May 11, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s dead wife.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 11, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      No, she doesn’t.

    • JimmyBooms
      May 11, 2020 at 5:14 pm

      Ummm not even close are you retarded?
      ” it puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again”

    • Snarky Pete
      May 11, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      I’m sure Beth has decomposed to the point there’s a resemblance….

  • BBC
    May 11, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    I don’t want to die for minimum wage.

  • Judge dread
    May 11, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    These masks do nothing. Only the super rare n95 masks prevent biological transmission. THe rest is just feel good, look at me and my mask, do nothing fashion accessory for busy body women to buy.

    The COVAIDS bullshit is a globalist take over and the vaccines they are pushing buys into the global depopulation agenda.

    • We Have a Winner
      May 11, 2020 at 5:45 pm

      Hit the nail on the head. Any American that agrees with globalism is a do nothing fucking moron. Why would you want to be like the rest when you are the best. Thats a loser defeatist attitude. Only a Democrat would be stupid enough. Wake up, these people don’t hate Trump. They hate you and me. Trump is just their avenue for hatred

      • Donald J Trump
        May 12, 2020 at 6:38 am

        They’re not coming after me. They’re coming after you, I’m just in the way.

        One of my best quotes evaa.

  • nope
    May 11, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    $20 for a shitty tb screen printed t shirt is gouging too
    at least the masks are signed, by an actual celebrity

    • Joe Business
      May 11, 2020 at 1:19 pm

      Nope you dipwad……cut that XXL TBoy tee into 10-12 pcs, stitch on some ear huggers, & sell them for $9.99/ea…….profit = $100

      • nope
        May 11, 2020 at 1:58 pm

        hey don’t be giving unc any ideas now

        • BBC
          May 11, 2020 at 2:47 pm

          I wouldn’t use TB shirt as a nutrag!!!

          • Sure you wouldn’t
            May 11, 2020 at 5:15 pm

            Ok BBC, if you have such disdain for TB then wtf are you doing here, wasting your time and energy to read and comment on the posts

  • Smash Mouth
    May 11, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    So someone had the wherewithal to snap a photo of this man in a diminished state?
    I don’t buy it.
    Also, something tells me that this whole mask making deal may be copyright infringement, unless he has a licensing clause in his contract.
    But I doubt it.

  • Cousin Eddie
    May 11, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    I’d have to disagree with TB on this one. Masks are being made everywhere and are not in short supply. Designer masks are hitting stores and they are fashion statements. I have no doubt that logo’ed masks are next. If so, why not a Patriots mask? Nothing to see here.

    • Micky
      May 11, 2020 at 2:47 pm

      The NFL logos are trademarked. They cannot be used without permission of the trademark owner.

      • Wel...
        May 11, 2020 at 3:29 pm

        What if maker of material already paid to use it?

  • Norris
    May 11, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    Another ‘strong’ woman making her bread off the hard work and fame of a man. Surprise.

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