Name that three time Patriots Super Bowl Champion from this image.
Does Patrick Pass ring a bell? Probably not if you’re a pink hat, but some of us remember him as the third string running back/fullback who kept stealing touchdowns from Cory Dillon on your fantasy team.
This is his wife Monique, living the highlife Kia style.
She’s recently decided to take advantage of the pandemic by price gouging unwashable trademarked Patriots masks, and getting her husband to autograph them to make a few more bucks off of this nightmare.
As you can see, she sells out quickly and business is very good because people enjoy throwing money away.
Keep in mind, you can’t sell anything with the Patriots logo on it unless you get permission from Bob Kraft to do so, which I’m sure she has.
She’s also doing the thing where they get you to buy an overpriced piece of fabric by claiming that every time you purchase a mask they donate one to the “frontline.”
Whatever that means.
She also mentioned her aunt with the cut and swollen hand waking up at 3 AM to fulfill orders, which totally doesn’t sound like a sweatshop because she has a smile on her face. But please, tell me more about how this lockdown is pulling us all together as you sell masks to morons for $25 each plus shipping.
It’s OK though because she’s getting ripped off on the fabric too.
“We’re supposed to be helping the world with making masks.”
No, you’re selling trademarked, bootleg masks to make money. You’re not saving anyone. And ironically her friends want her to report the person she got it from for price gouging.
She’s also extremely defensive and seems to be aware that she’s engaging in price gouging since she responded to a post about price gouging that didn’t even name her.
Again, anyone who would pay that kind of money for an autographed Patrick Pass cloth that you use to smother yourself deserves to be without that money, but it’s the whole price gouging during a pandemic and using trademarked logos to do so that sets me off. We could probably make a lot more money if we sold Patriots shit in our store, but we can’t because the Patriots are a trademarked business.
Although I think the most offensive part about this is that she’s pretending that she’s doing it help the community.
Then again, using her husband as a prop to make money seems to be her thing. Back in March she tweeted pictures of her husband’s lifeless body laying on the bathroom floor in an attempt to get the player’s union to reject a CBA proposal that cuts disability benefits.
Patrick currently collects disability and social security. The new CBA basically would just subtract whatever a former player is collecting in social security from whatever the NFL is paying them for disability. It prevents double dipping.
‘Right now guys in Inactive A, their T&P disability is in addition to their social security disability,’ Scott said. ‘If you’re getting $11,250 a month, plus $2,000 in social security, you’re getting $13,250.’
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