So during rush hour commute in St. Louis today a bunch of speedbump hippies blocked Interstate 70 because they wanted to commemorate the death of some moron who thought it would be wise to play Russian roulette with a cop at this time last year. The police just let them have their space to terrorize the public, until one great American hero defended his freedoms and ran the hippies over with his hippie plowing freedommobile:
Let’s watch this patriotic legend do it from a different angle:
Fantastic. My favorite part was when the hippies started yelling out his license plate, like that’s gonna fucking doing something. Picture that 911 call. “Hello, I was trying to block a major highway during rush hour, and this guy tried driving around me. But I wouldn’t let him. And when he tried to exercise his freedom to travel in safety, I jumped in front of his car, but he kept going.”
Seriously, how come this hasn’t happened to me yet? I’ve been DYING to run over a hippie. No pun intended. But yea, if you get in front of my car, I’m running you over no questions asked. Because Turtleboy does not give into terrorists. That’s just our policy.
My question is, how come they all weren’t arrested? Apparently the cops just let them break the law, endanger lives, and then go on their way. The only people who were arrested were the idiots who wanted to be arrested and refused to leave.
Newsflash – they are all attempted murderers. Anyone who jumps in front of cars driving 70 mph is deliberately trying to kill people. Because they are vile, disgusting, useless pieces of garbage who only care about themselves. Black lives matter, but hippie lives on the highway are worthless.