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Patriot Hero Plows Over Hippies Blocking I-70 In St. Louis With Freedommobile Hippie Plow

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So during rush hour commute in St. Louis today a bunch of speedbump hippies blocked Interstate 70 because they wanted to commemorate the death of some moron who thought it would be wise to play Russian roulette with a cop at this time last year. The police just let them have their space to terrorize the public, until one great American hero defended his freedoms and ran the hippies over with his hippie plowing freedommobile:

Let’s watch this patriotic legend do it from a different angle:

Fantastic. My favorite part was when the hippies started yelling out his license plate, like that’s gonna fucking doing something. Picture that 911 call. “Hello, I was trying to block a major highway during rush hour, and this guy tried driving around me. But I wouldn’t let him. And when he tried to exercise his freedom to travel in safety, I jumped in front of his car, but he kept going.”

Seriously, how come this hasn’t happened to me yet? I’ve been DYING to run over a hippie. No pun intended. But yea, if you get in front of my car, I’m running you over no questions asked. Because Turtleboy does not give into terrorists. That’s just our policy.

My question is, how come they all weren’t arrested? Apparently the cops just let them break the law, endanger lives, and then go on their way. The only people who were arrested were the idiots who wanted to be arrested and refused to leave.

Newsflash – they are all attempted murderers. Anyone who jumps in front of cars driving 70 mph is deliberately trying to kill people. Because they are vile, disgusting, useless pieces of garbage who only care about themselves. Black lives matter, but hippie lives on the highway are worthless.

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27 Comment(s)
  • Unanimous
    July 29, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    TB you know why Police won’t touch this, they are ordered not to by their administration, the administrator’s boss’ (i.e. politicians), and above. The last thing they want, particularly in that area is more BS from these hippie organizations, the leftist, our racist enabling presidential administration, etc. The Police are under enough scrutiny, any further action will end in negative consequences and more BLM type drama and catastrophes. However it is unfortunate, that Police can’t do their job, their hands are tied behind their backs and they walk on egg shells every tour of duty. The mood in this country is sickening, and I fear it will only get worse before it ever gets better.

  • Money bags
    August 12, 2015 at 7:30 pm

    I’d love to see RBG get flatened by a truck, the circle jerk could get him a blue welfare casket and sponsor a drive bye 21 gun salute at hope cemetery

  • Nanny
    August 11, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    I don’t condone public disorder or infringing on the right of others to travel freely. Those blocking the road are depriving others of the natural right to travel unmolested. That, as we have seen in the Kelly Square fiasco, is a crime.

    Just to clarify my statement above.

  • Nanny
    August 11, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    I know TB is a fan of the police. I am too. I could never hack it in law enforcement. I lack the patience and discipline to deal with the public. I have family members on Boston PD and their stories amaze me.

    LEOs (law enforcement officers) are trained to assess us and to look for violations. It’s their job. This necessarily means that we citizens are at a disadvantage whenever we interact with LEOs. I have nothing to hide, but when a cop is interacting with me that cop is using my statements to complete their “case.” Either I’ve violated some law or I haven’t. The cop is the first arbiter. Cops are also professional witnesses. I have never been to criminal court. How many times does a cop testify in a career?

    Most LEOs do right by the badge and are forces of good in the community. Some LEOs see every citizen as a potential threat, as if the police are at war and we are the enemy. I am not a fan of the “thin blue line” mentality. LEOs are not more equal than us. They serve as LEOs on behalf of us. They are us.

    The whole Ferguson situation was terrible. If any good has come from it, Ferguson has started the discussion about how use of force is investigated and justified. It has started other conversations, too, about race and class and how those affect interactions with LEOs. We have no answers yet but at least people are talking.

  • Publius
    August 11, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    The sad (or funny) thing is Michael Brown is the least sympathetic “victim” the BLM could have chosen. Oh well.

  • Publius
    August 11, 2015 at 12:59 pm

    Someone needs to interview the driver and ask how it feels to be a hero to many. This hippies get dumber and dumber. Between their own stupid posts and antics like this they make TB job too easy.

  • juror seven
    August 11, 2015 at 11:58 am

    Question, disappointed in the topics so far this week on TBS? I am, thought that there should have been coverage of 3.4 million dollar pay back to the Feds from the city. Ed says he and the city aren’t going to go after the agencies that took the money. Actually, they out and out stole the money. Looks like they are first cousins to the hippie crowd when it comes to money for nothing.

  • The Guy
    August 11, 2015 at 8:24 am

    As a society we really need to stop pretending that every life is valuable and precious. It’s not tragic that Michael Brown was killed because that was really the only outcome. If anyone is to blame it was his parents.

    • Billy Joe Jim Bob
      August 30, 2015 at 4:50 pm

      Thank God Michael Brown was killed before he brought future welfare recipients into the world.

  • Jafreese
    August 11, 2015 at 7:53 am

    Couldn’t they even be charged with kidnapping? But yeah I don’t know why people even stop for them.

  • Chris From Georgia
    August 11, 2015 at 7:38 am

    We need more drivers like that and less useless hippies!!!

  • JayC
    August 11, 2015 at 7:30 am

    I am amazed that none of the other drivers were right on the guys bumper seizing the opportunity. If that was normal traffic without people standing there and someone wanted to get in between two cars they’d just force their way in, no matter how small of a gap. Here, there is a guy breaking through a line of dolts and everyone stays put. If the others behind him had driven normal, like literally being on the bumper of the guy in front of him, they may have taken their highway back.

  • Finnish Goalie
    August 11, 2015 at 6:52 am

    Who was that man?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    August 11, 2015 at 6:51 am

    August 10th, 2015, a day that will go down in infamy. #HippieLivesAreUseless #GoBackToYourFuckingParentsBasement

  • cm
    August 11, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Best morning routine ever…

    Coffee…. Check
    New Turtleboy blog… Check
    Hippie train being breached….CHECK

    Finally. I am filled with hope on this glorious morning hopeful that this will be the start of a trend, but let’s see what the repercussion will be for the drive because there no doubt will be some.

  • Wheelwright
    August 11, 2015 at 4:56 am

    If it wasn’t Michael Brown it was going to be some other kid somewhere else. They’ve been egged on by the Administration and media and just looking to fight. Look for riots next year at the Conventions.

    Just a few anarchists and if we don’t get them all arrested and incarcerated this country is going down a deeper rat hole than it already is.

    We need to demand law and order from everyone and tell the PC crowd to shut the fuck up and stop crying over their hurt feelings.

  • Wabbitt
    August 10, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    Why weren’t the police stopping them? Simple.

    Because the police in St. Louis County don’t feel like dealing with more of these morons screaming about police brutality and biased policing and blah blah blergh…

    If that buttnut Darren Wilson had just used his fucking taser on that dumbass Michael Brown, we wouldn’t be dealing with these hippie douche canoes right now.

    • August 11, 2015 at 2:20 am

      How about if Michael Brown didn’t punch Darren Wilson in the face while he was sitting in his car, an THEN try to take Darren Wilson’s gun? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

      • Wheelwright
        August 11, 2015 at 5:00 am

        Tough call in that situation. Did Wilson even have a taser? If you were getting beat up by a drug fueled mad man twice your size and you had a gun and a taser, what would you use? Again, it’s a tough call. Tragic it happened in the first place.

    • Adam
      August 11, 2015 at 7:36 am

      That’s possible… if you look at a lot of police officer’s duty belts, their taser is located on their weak side and their firearm on their strong side. So if you are in the drivers seat, and a 300 pound man is punching you, you are going to use your left arm to fend him off (taser side) and your right arm to draw a defensive weapon (firearm side). Also his left arm would have been tight to the door and he wouldn’t have been able to get the taser out anyway. I actually looked into this after the incident and that’s what I came up with. Assuming he had a taser.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      August 11, 2015 at 7:55 am

      the only buttnut i see is wabbit who undoubtedly made the dumbest comment of the day. Gee moron why didn’t he just use the vulcan nerve pinch?

      • Wabbitt
        August 11, 2015 at 3:56 pm

        Yeah, I’m calling both of them shitheads in a shitty situation. You’re living in a fantasy world.

        Clearly I’m the idiot.

  • RSoxGuy
    August 10, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    That second video is so funny. She got the plate number for what? Gonna call the cops?

    Dials 911….
    Dispatch – “911 What’s your emergency?”
    Dumb Lady – “yea, me and my friends are standing in the middle of the highway and someone almost ran us over.”
    Dispatch – “…..”

  • A fish called Wanda!
    August 10, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    We should be able to run over BLM hippies no matter where they stand. I’d jump on a sidewalk to get some points. Fucking useless scumbags!

  • Boo Boo Bobby Gibbs
    August 10, 2015 at 10:55 pm

    I don’t know what these dirty hippies expect… People hate them and are tired of their shitty antics.

    • August 11, 2015 at 1:23 am

      The white ones want to absolve themselves of white guilt I think.

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