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I’m seeing a lot of Patriots fans who have no business rooting for the greatest franchise in the history of the NFL. We are supposed to be more knowledgeable, less petty, and more distinguished than the rest of the savages. That’s why when I hear Patriots fans whining about how the NFL screwed us by moving the extra point back this year, I am embarrassed. Please, go find a new team. First of all, it’s still an easy chip shot for Gostkowski to make that. The dude makes em from 50+ routinely.
But more importantly, you’re ignoring the fact that the reason the extra point was pushed back was BECAUSE OF BILL BELICHICK!! And you know what? It was a GREAT rule change. One of the fun parts of high school football is that they almost always go for 2 because it’s hard to find a 16 year old who can kick. But in the pros a PAT is such a gimme that there’s almost no point kicking it. If anything they should move it back for a 40-45 yard try.
The rule change made the NFL so much better this year. Kickers missed an insane 6% of PAT’s this year. It’s still a gimme, but at least if your kicker is suckbag city, you have to at least THINK ABOUT going for 2.
So yea, we’re supposed to be smarter than everyone else. If your knee jerk reaction was to complain about the rule change, then you need to sit out a few plays on social media. Every real Patriots fan who follows the NFL understands that this was ironic because we were the ones who wanted the rule change.
Oh yea, and don’t do this:
No. Just no. Just please, think before you post things on Facebook.
Anyway, Stephen Gostkowski is still the greatest kicker in the NFL and we’re lucky to have him. His missed extra point was certainly a factor in why we lost, but there were a million other reasons as well. But asshole pretending to be real Patriots fans couldn’t resist pinning this one completely on him:
All these people probably like Nickelback. They probably have Tracy Novick signs in their yard. They are the lowest of the low.
Another tweet was written by some shit for brains kid masquerading as a Patriots fan while living in Sewell, NJ. Sewell is right outside of Philly, so logically you would think he would be an Eagles fan. But since the Eagles suck he pretends to be one of us. He’s not:
It’s cool though, because according to him, he’s the fourth best kicker in New Jersey:
We’re real proud of ya!!! Since the kid thinks he’s going to play professional baseball someday, he should probably understand how blatantly unfair it is to pin this all on one guy:
You’re a team player? Sorry kid, I wouldn’t want you on my team. You’re the type of whining naniburger who would give a grand slam and blame the catcher. Oh, and you like constructive criticism? Well, your fastball sucks and I don’t think you understand the purpose of a changeup either:
Oh yea, and Eric, your potential colleges will all be looking at your social media, so you should probably avoid being a dooshnozzle as much as possible:
People around the country are already hopping on the “Patriots fans are savages for what they’re doing to Gostkowski” bandwagon. But we just wanted to clear the air, because none of these people are really Patriots fans. Real Pats fans are men and women of honor. These are just fake, bandwagon “fans” who saw a winning team and pretended to like them. But they’ll never, ever be one of us, because God loves us more and hates them with a passion.
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