Patriots Goin 2 Super Bowl: Bring On Seattle Bandwagon Fans

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Remember when the New England Patriots were 2-2 and the sky was falling down? Remember when everyone said that Tom Brady was done? Remember when everyone was slobbering over yet another record that Peyton Manning set during the regular season? How’d that all work out for ya? Because here I am watching the Patriots head to their sixth Super Bowl in 14  years. And how am I feeling? LOL, that’s a clown question bro:

I’m not the kind of blogger to say that I saw this coming, but I just can’t think of a better way to finish this sentence. I predicted they’d win 45-24. Obviously I overestimated Indianapolis. I figured they’d score a couple garbage touchdowns against the backups in the final quarter. I was wrong.

Those teams tonight weren’t fair.Anyone who thought the Colts stood a shot doesn’t know anything about football. We don’t score less than 40 points against the Colts. Period. Like I’ve said from the beginning – our season begins on Super Bowl Sunday. In retrospect a six point spread was the biggest free-bee in Vegas history. Those teams were slaughter this week. They were slaughter last week against Baltimore.


The only teams that are even remotely in our atmosphere are Green Bay and Seattle. Obviously I would’ve preferred Green Bay. No way Belichick loses to the same team twice in a season. How they blew that game today I have no fucking clue. Should’ve given the ball to Richard Rodgers more. But we would’ve been four or five point favorites against them, which isn’t nearly as fun. My guess is we’re gonna be 2.5 point underdogs against Seattle. In other words, this is exactly what we want. Brady and Belichick relish the role of the underdog. They get aroused by hearing that they have no shot. This is going to be the BEST Super Bowl EVER. I have a Patriots pants tent just thinking about it. I. Can’t. Wait!!

Oh yea, and I’m not scared of the “12th man” at all either. I’ve been waiting forever to go off on these fake ass bandwagon dooshnozzles, but now I have a reason to take a steamy turtle dump all over them. Seattle is famous for two things – rain and suicide. That’s it. No one there cares about sports and they certainly aren’t real fans. They just have a louder stadium. Arizona favors neither team. Patriots nation is going to put them to shame. Want more proof, this is what happened in Seattle when they were losing in the 4th quarter:

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LOL. Seattle. What a joke. These are the Miami Heat fans of the NFL.


I’m not saying we’re definitely going to win this thing, because this game is a toss up. But all I’m saying is, it feels pretty damn good to wake up every day and be Patriots fan. Feelin gooo-oo-oo-oooood.




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5 Comment(s)
  • Finnish Goalie
    January 19, 2015 at 9:03 am

    How Colts fans feel? Hell, how do Packers fans feel?

  • SUL
    January 19, 2015 at 1:05 am

    In all fairness Seattle is also known for Starbucks, Pearl Jam, And Teans that can’t win on the road

    • Finnish Goalie
      January 19, 2015 at 9:10 am

      And Dr. Frasier Crane.

  • dkp
    January 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    I put in for the day after the superbowl off two months ago… I got a feelin’…

  • Wabbitt
    January 18, 2015 at 11:16 pm

    I’m going to have to pull a hippy protester and take a personal day on February 1.

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