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Peabody Chain Smoker Leading Health Crusade To Ban Vaccine Mandates Can’t Show Where Where The Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars He Raised For Losing Lawsuits Went 


Vincent Delaney is a Peabody HVAC guy who’s raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for anti-COVID restriction lawsuits but hasn’t produced any results yet. He’s now on his 4th or 5th lawsuit and is looking to raised $500K for it. Read all about it on TB Daily News by clicking here.


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43 Comment(s)
  • mariepage0614
    September 8, 2021 at 1:45 am

    This is insane. How anyone would believe this is beyond me. “Your name will not be on the class action if you don’t donate at least $5.00 to my GoFundMe” …..uh, what!? That sentence alone should be enough for anyone.

    I was apart of a class action lawsuit in Massachusetts in 2011, settled in 2012. It was filed on behalf of employees of a popular restaurant chain and guess what? I didn’t have to join a Facebook group, donate to a GoFundMe, or do anything at all! I actually didn’t even know I was apart of it, or that a lawsuit even existed until I received a manila-envelope full of paperwork in the mail.

  • Liberace
    June 2, 2021 at 10:18 am

    On my dear stars……….he can borrow my rod any day oooooooh!!

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    June 2, 2021 at 9:56 am

    I love when you show your conversations with people, pillowfucker. It’s just funny to see someone act like a cunt for no reason.

  • Boe Jiden
    Troy McClure...
    June 1, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    The leather muppet.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    June 1, 2021 at 7:59 pm

    Wow it’s very gay in here today.

  • This is Uncs Dad
    June 1, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    Talk about lack of situational awareness. This man is most likely Uncs father with striking resemblance and a history of fraudulent eBegging. Did anyone see the pic of Uncs wife on the blog with his name on it which he blocks here? Talk about a total pig with wilderbeast shoulders. No joke, look it up. O wonder he smelt Kate Peters junk and went down the rabbit hole. She is huge!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Presidente Sniffy
    June 1, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    I want to sniff that sweet Mohawk, mmm.

  • Col. Quaritch
    June 1, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for some R & R after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes

    • James Cameron
      June 1, 2021 at 7:22 pm


    June 1, 2021 at 5:54 pm

    Oooh…is he single, or…?

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    June 1, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    After watching a couple of this asshole videos I got the impression he was blowing lines, after seeing the snot drip out of his nose, and it almost hitting the fucking table before he realized it confirmed coke usage to me. What really had me shaking my head was the “24 hour marathon on a stationary bike” that was aborted after only 5 hours. Can you imagine this idiot riding the stationary bike at the gym, he must’ve looked the Krusty the Clown in the episode of the Simpsons when he tried to quit smoking and had Nicotine patches all over his body and was licking the ones on his arms!! Hey…..at least he’s consistent, his lawsuits only make it about 20% of the way to completion as well! Shocked he didn’t start a Gofundme for his medical bills though.

  • Talking about lawsuit money
    June 1, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Has Unc showed us any receipts or proof the money we donated went to his legal suit?

    • Bushmen talk in clicks
      June 1, 2021 at 5:26 pm

      I bet if you actually asked him instead of hiding behind a screen name, he’d show you. Except for you. You didnt donate shit

  • Capt Trips
    June 1, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    I wonder if that trout is as big as his cock! ROFLMAO

    • Fucking perv
      June 1, 2021 at 5:03 pm

      Fucking perv

    • Captain Crunch
      June 1, 2021 at 6:26 pm

      Doofus…it’s a striper. A striped bass.

    • Basshole
      June 2, 2021 at 10:13 am

      Hey Capt. Ahab,
      Know your fish!

  • Jesus H. Christ
    June 1, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    MAGA folks are way too easy to con.

    • Linda
      June 1, 2021 at 6:24 pm

      But the Libtards didn’t fall for the BLM hogwash?

    • Judge Dread
      June 1, 2021 at 7:39 pm

      says the homo that voted for a guy with the mind of a toddler.
      kamala Harris sucks the cocks of homeless negroes

      • You Dog Faced Pony Soldier
        June 2, 2021 at 8:08 pm

        Mind of a toddler? Why I remember when he said “.when an unarmed man is coming at you with a knife, you shoot him on the leg”. Now, if that is not an intelligent statement I don’t know what is.

  • Seed bag
    June 1, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    If you look up Chode on line, his picture comes up.

      June 1, 2021 at 9:07 pm

      (Tee hee )…Why would you look up chide online? (Asking for a friend)

      (Call me…?)

  • Judge Dread
    June 1, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    He definitely has a big juicy dick!

    • Fucking perv
      June 1, 2021 at 5:04 pm

      Fucking perv

  • Jewmerica
    June 1, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    That’s my dad!

  • Closeted Faggot In Lynnfield
    June 1, 2021 at 3:08 pm

    I would suck the shit out of his dick

    • Closeted Faggot In Lynnfield
      June 1, 2021 at 3:29 pm

      The SHIT out of it

      • Thank you for clarifying your filth
        June 1, 2021 at 3:32 pm

        For a second there, I wasn’t sure what you meant.

      • Fucking perv
        June 1, 2021 at 5:14 pm

        Fucking perv

    • Fucking perv
      June 1, 2021 at 5:07 pm

      Fucking perv

  • Spic Tormentor
    June 1, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    I would let him rail my asshole while he calls me a filthy spic.

    • Fucking perv
      June 1, 2021 at 5:11 pm

      Fucking perv

  • Barney Frank
    June 1, 2021 at 2:45 pm

    He has a nice body

  • hartf811
    con carne
    June 1, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    We are reverting back to amphibian brains with the propensity of unfettered immigration and mixing of races. Frog cotton slaves that eat tacos.

  • April Showers
    June 1, 2021 at 2:30 pm

    Why would anyone give that turd a nickle? There are some very stupid people out there. That fact that biden got millions of votes certainly proves it.

    • foleyworld
      Aiden Kierny
      June 1, 2021 at 4:44 pm

      The fact that anybody ever voted for your pathetic hero Trump proves how dumb Americans are! Trump is incoherent, he sounds like a drunk but he doesn’t drink? He dyes his hair yellow and his skin a hideous Orange. He’s a fukin DRAFT DODGER!!! A pathological liar, an EGO maniac with no rival. He has the brain and thought process of a mean spirited 14 year old boy. You think mainstream American voters were gonna elect that fucking moron??? You think we enjoyed the weekly scandals coming out of the Oval Office??? The man is a delusional child who LOST by 7 million votes and then cried fraud:( and had 100 chances to prove his fake fraud in courts across the land in front of judges that he appointed and EVERY SINGLE ONE laughed him out of court! The fact that he ONLY lost the popular vote by 7 million not 70 million is proof that Americans are idiots!

      • Fucking perv
        June 1, 2021 at 5:31 pm

        And he was a fucking perv

  • Dead Nlgger Storage
    June 1, 2021 at 2:27 pm

    Slow day, TB?

  • Damn
    June 1, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    I want to make a smart aleck comment, and nothing is coming to me!

    Let me see, old guy with mohawk, fish…….nah, I’m dry as hell!

    • Pornucopia
      June 1, 2021 at 3:24 pm

      You could talk about blowing loads and ass fucking like so many of the legendary posters on this site.
      There no lack of them and they are very proud of themselves

      • Damn
        June 1, 2021 at 3:34 pm

        I could, but I don’t want to talk bad about your father like that, that would be inconsiderate.

        • Fucking perv
          June 1, 2021 at 5:28 pm

          Fucking perv

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