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Pembroke Poontangerang Starts $20K GoFundMe To Sue Landlord Who Evicted Her A Few Days After Getting Arrested In Lawrence For Heroin


This is Siobhan Hameline, originally from Pembroke, NH, but who now can be found anywhere between Manchester and Lawrence looking for Diego’s new shit.

All you really need to know about her can be figured out by looking at the type of men she mates with

Nuff said.

She’s got Google trophies galore due to the fact that she has the “disease” that makes you surrender your offspring to the DCF fairy and tends to end up with Google trophies.

She was arrested in Lawrence on February 10 and charged with possession of heroin (shocking), and then shortly after that she went and made a $20K GoFundMe for her “legal fees” to sue her “cruel and immoral” landlord who wouldn’t let her live there anymore because she doesn’t like paying rent.

“Laid off due to COVID-19.”

Commie cold was the best thing that ever happened to ratchets. They all got free money and get to pretend that it’s the reason they all don’t have jobs.

“she tried blackmailing me by anonymous calls to dcyf.”

  1. That’s not blackmail dear, that’s a responsible adult doing a responsible thing
  2. I’m quite positive the DCF fairy makes regular visits to her house regardless of who calls

Just to be clear, there is no lawyer here. This is a fundraiser for heroin money. She’s going to buy more heroin with it.

She also says that she’s being put through “extreme torcher,” but her guardian “angles,” will watch over here.

That includes 60, 90, and 180 degree angles.

Also watching over her is her son Eithan (because, might as well throw an extra i in there for no reason), who she asked to share the GFM.

Hey son, I know I abandoned you for drugs but I’m gonna need you to go ahead and share this with some of your friends so I can avoid doing what I always end up doing in order to get a bag from Diego.


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42 Comment(s)
  • AIDS
    March 2, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    You bitches cant hide from me.

  • Torcher the Lightbearer
    March 2, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    Ill gladly pay you Tuesday for some batteries today.

  • Judge dread
    February 28, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    10 to 1 she has a sex disease.

  • Starfish Hunter
    February 27, 2021 at 1:45 pm


  • Thorax the Lora
    February 26, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    I got 5 she can’t spend….

  • I wish
    February 26, 2021 at 11:06 am

    ““Laid off due to COVID-19.” Commie cold was the best thing that ever happened to ratchets. They all got free money and get to pretend that it’s the reason they all don’t have jobs.”

    Most (if not all) unemployed (those fortunate enough to be collecting unemployment) are making more, MUCH MORE, than they did before this pandemic.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    February 26, 2021 at 10:03 am


  • Dave Lind
    February 26, 2021 at 9:30 am

    Current gofundme status…..zero donations Looks like she will have to find another way to “pay” her dealer. I wonder what she will do?

  • Need Some Suicides for the TB Graveyard
    February 26, 2021 at 8:39 am

    She needs to kill herself. TB graveyard needs a few more bodies.

  • Jarhead
    February 26, 2021 at 8:28 am


  • Garcia Vega
    February 26, 2021 at 8:24 am

    She coulda been something. Started out hot, dropped to not in a matter of months.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      February 26, 2021 at 1:48 pm

      I was thinking the same thing. She had potential but now resembles every critter scurying around south hampton st. Also if you are a male over 15 wearing your hat backwards you are a fucking cunt.

  • Capital stormer
    February 26, 2021 at 8:04 am

    She’s got a great ass and that’s all that matters!!!

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    February 26, 2021 at 7:55 am

    If you are a woman and have children and you can’t put your selfish addict leach ways aside for the betterment of your childrens future than are you even a woman? It takes a special kind of loser to fuck up their lives so bad that the dcf fairy dun snatches up yo kids and you still chasing Diego for your next fix. Fuck this broad she sucks at life and apparently always will

  • Chris
    February 26, 2021 at 7:27 am

    You make fun of her spelling and angles instead of angels when you make the same mistakes in your blog(which is literally your words making you money vs random ratchet posting) and you say you don’t care about spelling, grammar or people having a hard time following along with wrong words and misspellings.

    To clarify I think you should make fun of her spelling but you should fix yours. It’s only your dignity and livelihood. No Big Deal.

  • Fentanyl Friend
    February 26, 2021 at 2:26 am

    I’ll donate, but it takes a minute for you to receive the money from GoFundMe… Would it be better if I just paid Diego directly on your behalf?

  • Bret Killoran's Burn Hole Ridden Bedsheets
    February 25, 2021 at 11:28 pm

    I’ve seen some shit, man. Some terrible, terrible shit.

  • Bret Killoran's SSI Caseworker
    February 25, 2021 at 11:14 pm

    Does Mr. Killoran get paid for this bullshit, or is he retarded enough to do it for free? Asking for your tax dollars.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    February 25, 2021 at 11:06 pm

    Any white guy or any guy at all for that matter, who wears a leather baseball hat is a total loser.
    Leather baseball hats are one ratchet rung better than FBCBHs’ (Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hats).

  • I float sometimes
    February 25, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    So get this shit, this unemployed asshole takes me out in the summers. He puts his unwashed ass on my face and tries to get a fish. (Think he’s trying to get a wiff of his childhood years.) Anyways, all he does is drink, smoke weed, and curse out Staci and Kate. Who the fuck are they. One of these days I’m gonna tip him over and find a new owner that doesn’t smell like a dead cat and weed!

  • Nick “the slasher” Mcgurt
    February 25, 2021 at 9:55 pm

    At least from the pictures she isn’t a mudshark. I’d pay her $50 for a blowjob, and not think twice about it.

  • Scoop
    February 25, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    What’s the point of this story? Like how does this affect anyone’s life but hers?
    Thanks for telling me a story about some fucking stranger dude.
    What’s your next story going to be about? Maybe a single mom in Iowa who started a Gofundme to pay her water bill.

    • William Bennett
      Wm Falk
      February 26, 2021 at 5:55 am

      Have you ever heard of “ignoring and scrolling by?”
      Try it, it is awesome!

  • Theodore Cleaver
    February 25, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    She’s probably worth blowing a load on her face but that’s about it! And be prepared to catch the clap, she’s got it!
    Definitely an addict, probably works truck stops and gives cranium cream pies in order to buy a bag from Diego!

  • Hunter Biden
    February 25, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    Call me. And get some zithromycin. My hog turned blue.

  • Geometry
    February 25, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    180 isn’t an angle, come on teacher.

  • Aidan could have an 8 ball, and still would score
    February 25, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    Someone said it right. Aidan is projecting his frustration, here his sexual frustration.
    Just pay a hooker with the fund money like the tow guy, heard the guys you like are cheap in P-town.

  • I'd Hit That...
    February 25, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    …with copious amounts of antibiotics.

    • WeRFucked
      February 26, 2021 at 9:07 am

      The antibiotics don’t help with the open red sores.

  • Dr. Kovidian
    February 25, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    So…………..how many times did you spank your monkey over this beauty??

    • whatevuh
      February 25, 2021 at 5:36 pm

      beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

  • Charlie Gasco
    February 25, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    She sure looks happy in all of the photos
    That guy looks like he could be Aidens brother
    And who doesn’t need a little heroin every once in a while

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 25, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    She’s been up close and personal with more dicks than a New York City subway men’s room urinal

  • Black Rainbow
    February 25, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    Sad, but in Massachusetts one can avoid self-responsibility forever.

    • I'm still here
      February 25, 2021 at 5:18 pm

      Thank you for the words of wisdom Gov!

    • foleyworld
      Shark bite
      February 28, 2021 at 8:23 pm

      It’s not just Mass. it’s all over the USA AND the World! Western Democracies cater to the lazy.
      In the UK & Ireland it’s called the Dole.
      In Australia and New Zealand it’s redundancy , I’m sure France, Germany and all the other big Industrialized notions have their own names for it but it’s the same everywhere you go in the ““civilized” world.

  • hartf811
    Fire Marshall Bill
    February 25, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    There will be no “torchering” around here without a junkie permit- Fire Marshall Bill.

  • Happy
    February 25, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    Skank needs to go to prison

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Torcheror
    February 25, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Most junked out single mothers over the age of 38 have a celestial sun picture. It’s the international sign for “you can nut in me at your own risk”

  • Aidans noose
    February 25, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    Another junkie, who cares……

    • foleyworld
      John Travolta the heterosexual
      February 25, 2021 at 11:10 pm

      We all care, it’s why we’re here. We all have issues, so looking at losers worse off than us makes us feel better about ourselves . It’s true, and I’m just as guilty of this fact as anybody else who comes here day after day.

      • WeRFucked
        February 26, 2021 at 9:10 am

        Me too. I don’t have a GoFundMe to sue my landlord or a drug habit.

        Wow… I do feel better!

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