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Pepperell Chuffaluffagus Expresses Displeasure With Customer Who Wasn’t Happy With Shitty Weed She Sold Him Because 

Pepperell Chuffaluffagus Expresses Displeasure With Customer Who Wasn’t Happy With Shitty Weed She Sold Him Because

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I realize that marijuana is legalized in Massachusetts, and I think that’s a great thing, but it doesn’t mean you should talk about selling it on Facebook like this chuffaluffagus:

Hey McKayla, no one wants your shitty dirt weed from Fitchburg. Especially the end of the bag shit. First of all, you’re selling eighths for $30, which means you probably got it from Webster, and it’s probably horrible to begin with. Secondly, when people buy your weed they want the nugget, because they wanna be the ones to grind it up themselves. Everyone knows that the end of the bag shake stays with the dealer and gets rolled up into blunts. That’s just science.

Also, you might be white trash, but that doesn’t mean you’re no longer white. So you should probably take it easy on the n word for a little bit. Because you seem to like to use it a lot.

Because her Facebook page was wide open, this led to a robust and civil discussion about the ethics behind selling shake as opposed to dank nugget.

This led to some California ratchet showing up to explain to east coast ratchets how they can smoke weed without breaking up the nugs:


Apparently McKayla Briggs has run afoul of other locals who she may or may not owe money to:

Brittany is right. If a hoe owes you money then you have the right to beat her ass in order to get said money. You have to know that to pass the MCAS.

She’s also a huge fan of Turtleboy Sports.

LOL. Just kidding. Urban gutterpoop generally does not approve of our blogs:

What are the odds that a dog filtering chuffalupogous who’s never seen a mirror she didn’t take a selfie in after dropping a deuce, wouldn’t be a fan of Turtleboy?

This is basically everyone who hates TBS in a nutshell.

So she posted that declaration on March 2, but doesn’t say who were friends were tat were featured on Turtleboy. But based on the date it most likely means that the two friends of hers who got roasted were these winners from Fitchburg:

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Who remembers them? The one on top is in a Maine prison awaiting charges on murder, and the one on the bottom asked strangers on Discussing Fitchburg Now’s Facebook page to give her a ride to Maine in exchange for weed:

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As far as I know no one took her up on the offer. Probably because she was offering McKayla’s shitty weed.

Don’t say no one warned you McKayla:


The bottom line is that weed is legal, but selling it without a license is not. So let this be a lesson to all you slugrakes out there – keep that shit on Craigslist were it belongs.

26 Comment(s)
  • Kerri Bishop
    December 24, 2017 at 12:45 am

    Why are such young girls just willing to let some body draw all over them in permanent sharpie?? I get being into tattoos despite them not being my personal thing. But for Christ’s sake wait until you have enough money to get something done that will look good!!

    • Quasimodo
      December 24, 2017 at 9:58 am

      Lol she gets them done out of a house by a heroin addict. Thinks she’s “tatted up”. Looks more like a lot of future regret and hep c to me.

  • Turd Reversalist
    December 23, 2017 at 2:30 am

    Yeah, you know what I’d do.
    And it would probably end with a pink sock, just because.

  • Bill Clinton
    December 22, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    I’d let my semen slosh around in her large intestine any day.

  • Independent Thinker
    December 22, 2017 at 8:54 am

    If you are involved in drug trafficking, you are already involved with a vile group of people. You are selling something which is illegal. I wonder how many people died from the time the dope was manufactured until it ended up in your hands.

    Keep in mind that if you try to rip off a customer by selling him inferior product, he just might take it the wrong way and kill you.

    All drug dealers should be executed. That is how you will stop the addiction problem from spreading further.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 21, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Somebody please drop the IRS on these wastes of oxygen.

  • Salisbury Shrimp
    December 21, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    Leave it to today’s kids to fuck up smoking pot. We didn’t have grinders, shake, blunts or any of that crap. You had a joint, a pipe or a bong. The pipes & bongs had either a 1-hitter single toke bowl, or a mid-size pass around a small group, or a party bowl you lit and 1/2 hour later you were lit (and it still was too). A Grinder was a sandwich, a Blunt was an arrow with a practice tip, and a loosie was a character on Charlie Brown…. Surprised kids today even smoke that stuff, it causes global warming and them plastic baggies are manufactured out of petroleum, which is oil, ,,which now we gotta drill in Alaska NWR for.

    • End of the bag
      December 22, 2017 at 9:57 am

      We have always had shake.

  • Heinrich Zeit Hickeyman
    December 21, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    Live by the drug life, Die by the drug life.

    You modern people have it sooo easy back in the 30’s and 40’s these people hid from us we had to hunt them down in the cities and country. Now they come to you asking for the poison and they even pay you for it and they have the courtesy to die some other place, where you don’t have to dispose of their bodies.

    You young people have it too easy, I used to walk to and from school in snow up hill carrying a thirty caliber machine gun and tripod stand.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    December 21, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Some real Potential here. I would in a second, If she didn’t litter her body with those nasty tattoos. Otherwise I’ve got shrinkage. Too too bad.

  • Deval Patrick's rapist brother in law
    December 21, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    mirror pic in them tight blue jeans and the kneeling on the bed pic look good, next best are the pics where her face is covered by the phone, the scarf and blue hair pics where you can see her face, looking strange.

    • wtf lol
      December 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      OmG that video!!!

      • festivus
        December 23, 2017 at 1:52 am

        i showed this to my husband he did some research found out it’s a fake college humor vid >:(

  • Cumdumpstah
    December 21, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    This girl is such a loser.. here’s an idea: get your ass off the sink, get a job, and gain some morals. She used to sell her ass on backpage as well like the trash she is. Why do little girls think this is such a “cute” look? And can someone please smack her straight for using “nigga” so much? And for those who say they would, that ass is an illusion that’s why she’s always breaking her back and on the sink. Hahaha loser.

  • Uncle Randy
    December 21, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    I’d take her out for dinner.

    • Rawdog
      December 21, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      I’d hitter in the shitter, rawdog style. Slide right on by those anal warts with not a fuck given.

      • Sierra Club
        December 21, 2017 at 5:41 pm

        Anal wart bumps for your tingly stroking pleasure, mother nature wastes nothing.

  • Finn
    December 21, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    I love how they’re quasi-nuclear physicists when it comes to weed (burn rate, etc.), but utter morons when it comes to EVERYTHING else.

    BTW – what is the fascination with showing your dick licker?

  • vicxh
    December 21, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    I would. At 4:20 or any other time.

    • festivus
      December 21, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      i had a psychic feeling you’d be first, and Would! xD

      • festivus
        December 21, 2017 at 3:10 pm

        “Who remembers them? The one on top is in a Maine prison awaiting charges on murder, and the one on the bottom asked strangers on Discussing Fitchburg Now’s Facebook page to give her a ride to Maine in exchange for weed”

        I do! guess I’m not actually a “noob” eh, haters?

        • *****
          December 21, 2017 at 3:33 pm

          lmao one of the wackest articles. btw someone did give me a ride and i got death threats over your original 2 articles on me now your guna drag my pic back up for no reason over something i have nothing to do with. fuck you your legit just a glorified troll

          • Screw PC
            December 21, 2017 at 3:45 pm

            Get a job and stop breaking the fucking law, you mindless ghetto rat.

          • MrSmiley
            December 22, 2017 at 9:52 am

            Why would anyone take the time to threaten you over an article that was offensive to no one but you?? I’m calling shenanigans. Screen shots or shens.

      • vicxh
        December 21, 2017 at 4:44 pm

        Thanks. Don’t stay too long though.

        • festivus
          December 21, 2017 at 5:35 pm

          took me a minute but i see what you did there :p

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