Pepperell Chuffaluffagus Expresses Displeasure With Customer Who Wasn’t Happy With Shitty Weed She Sold Him Because
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I realize that marijuana is legalized in Massachusetts, and I think that’s a great thing, but it doesn’t mean you should talk about selling it on Facebook like this chuffaluffagus:
Hey McKayla, no one wants your shitty dirt weed from Fitchburg. Especially the end of the bag shit. First of all, you’re selling eighths for $30, which means you probably got it from Webster, and it’s probably horrible to begin with. Secondly, when people buy your weed they want the nugget, because they wanna be the ones to grind it up themselves. Everyone knows that the end of the bag shake stays with the dealer and gets rolled up into blunts. That’s just science.
Also, you might be white trash, but that doesn’t mean you’re no longer white. So you should probably take it easy on the n word for a little bit. Because you seem to like to use it a lot.
Because her Facebook page was wide open, this led to a robust and civil discussion about the ethics behind selling shake as opposed to dank nugget.
This led to some California ratchet showing up to explain to east coast ratchets how they can smoke weed without breaking up the nugs:
Apparently McKayla Briggs has run afoul of other locals who she may or may not owe money to:
Brittany is right. If a hoe owes you money then you have the right to beat her ass in order to get said money. You have to know that to pass the MCAS.
She’s also a huge fan of Turtleboy Sports.
LOL. Just kidding. Urban gutterpoop generally does not approve of our blogs:
What are the odds that a dog filtering chuffalupogous who’s never seen a mirror she didn’t take a selfie in after dropping a deuce, wouldn’t be a fan of Turtleboy?
This is basically everyone who hates TBS in a nutshell.
So she posted that declaration on March 2, but doesn’t say who were friends were tat were featured on Turtleboy. But based on the date it most likely means that the two friends of hers who got roasted were these winners from Fitchburg:
Who remembers them? The one on top is in a Maine prison awaiting charges on murder, and the one on the bottom asked strangers on Discussing Fitchburg Now’s Facebook page to give her a ride to Maine in exchange for weed:
As far as I know no one took her up on the offer. Probably because she was offering McKayla’s shitty weed.
Don’t say no one warned you McKayla:
The bottom line is that weed is legal, but selling it without a license is not. So let this be a lesson to all you slugrakes out there – keep that shit on Craigslist were it belongs.