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This story out of Arlington is insane:
Heather Astaneh, an artist on a deadline, was livid when the package of pencils and erasers she had ordered for her project arrived a day late. It was the latest in a series of late deliveries, she said, so she dashed off a complaint on the US Postal Service website.
“You guys suck [expletive],” she wrote.
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but the Boston Globe is spreading fake news. The fact that this is even being presented as anything except for a batshit crazy insane chick having a mental breakdown is insane. Because she’s the most obvious psychopath you will ever see. Just ask her neighbor who is all over the comments:
Wait a minute….you’re telling me the chick who thinks the USPS is conspiring to stalk her and makes crazy signs in the living room with her crazy husband is in fact a crazy person?
Never saw that one coming.
First of all, she uses the hashtag #MeTooUSPS
I shit you not. #MeTooUSPS. Best. Hashtag. Ever.
These completely sane people have apparently covered up all of their windows, because obviously the mailmen are conspiring to see what they’re making for dinner…
She tried leaving a negative review for USPS on Yelp when all of a sudden a “Jerry M” appeared and rated her review as “funny” before telling her to get a life. And to show that he was clearly a USPS plant he even left his own 5 star review to negate her 1 star review!!
Heather is a blogger and a painter. In other words, she’s unemployed. But she’s been busy painting perfectly SANE pictures like this, illustrating how she won’t be silenced by the mailmen Gestapo gang….
Her live reaction to the election of Donald Trump was everything you dreamed it would be and more…..
Wait…..what? Who has cancer? I’m confused.
She was waiting for the news to tell her that instead of Trump winning it was actually a beautiful unicorn who would give her chocolate….
But what if it’s white nationalist unicorn? Be careful what you wish for.
She wrote this perfectly SANE post a while back:
Her friends all told her to seek help.
LOL. Just kidding. They’re egging her on because people are gutless cowards who don’t have the balls to be honest with their crazy friends. These are the same people who will whine about how we have a “mental health crisis” in this country the next time someone shoots up a school.
You gotta see their blog. You could spend years going through the insanity. But let’s take a look at a couple entries so we can see what we’re dealing with here.
They think mailman Alan Hodgkins is conspiring with their neighbors to stalk them. Because the mailman stalking them would be too obvious, so they have to have the neighbors go undercover to videotape them instead. Want proof? Here’s Alan Hodgkins parking his mail vehicle…..on Main Street!!!
And poor Heather had to endure the trauma of driving past him.
Then her husband Amin noticed on Heather’s dash cam (because of course they have a dash cam) that a neighbor was out in public…..WITH A CELL PHONE!!
Soon after that the woman left her house…..IN HER CAR!!!
That’s when the funny business starts. She pull up next to – you guessed it – THE MAILMAN!!!
Then guess who drove by their house later on……
And you’ll never guess what the spy did when she drove by…..
Yup…SHE LOOKED AT HIM!!
This is some CIA shit if I’ve ever seen it.
Here’s another log entry showing Alan Hodgkins once again in his mailmanmobile, and based on a brief flash of light seen in the distance it is clear that he is taking pictures of them!!
That right there is one suspicious U-Turn!!
Here’s another suspicious U-Turn, which he’s obviously doing to determine if Heather is home….
Try to find a mail truck doing a U-Turn in this video…
Yea, I see a man walking his dog, and that’s about it. Obviously these people are being stalked.
Oh, and they call the cops a lot, which is a very valuable use of taxpayer resources. For instance, they once again saw Alan…..DRIVING HIS MAIL TRUCK!!
Heather tries desperately to evade this high speed vehicle, which obviously is only out on the streets to stalk her for unknown reasons….
Then she sees the mailman parked down the street….BUT HE SKIPS HOUSES!!!
It’s almost as if mail carriers park their truck, deliver mail to a handful of houses close by, and then get back in their truck.
He then stalks her like a big cat hunting its prey…..SLOWLY!!!
It’s almost as if he’s delivering mail. Which would be a great cover for someone secretly plotting to kill her.
As she randomly sits on the side of the road the mail truck……CATCHES UP TO HER!!
Which has nothing to do with the fact that he’s actively delivering mail while she’s stationary on the side of the road.
Then the mailman begins to take pictures of them and preemptively calls the cops….
Amin gets out of his car and confronts the cop like a lunatic, and is told to get back in his car while ranting about how he’s being stalked….
Naturally Heather was wearing her zebra legging on this day, and the police officer was obviously taking her seriously. VERY seriously!!
That Alan Hodgkins thinks he’s sly…..
But they’re onto him.
I could go read their blog all day. It’s fascinating. What’s even more fascinating is the Globe had access to it and still treated these people like they’re normal civilians with reasonable complaints. As if there are two sides to this story.
Newsflash Globe – these people are lunatics and you’re encouraging them by humoring their delusions. Who wrote this shit? Kevin Cullen?
P.S. This is normal: