One of the most underrated parts of Facebook are watching murder mysteries unravel before your eyes. For the past 12 hours I’ve been hooked on this double murder out of Meadville, PA, where a mother and her 10 year old son were killed and the killer is on the run.
Source: Pennsylvania State Police are searching for a 21-year-old Cochranton man in connection with a double homicide Saturday at a home on Route 198, according to Crawford County District Attorney Francis Schultz.
“We’re looking for Jack Turner,” Schultz told the Tribune on Sunday evening after a state police press release announced a person of interest had been developed in the case.
Shannon Whitman, 49, and her 10-year-old son were found dead Saturday at approximately 10 p.m. when a family member returned home, according to police. Online court records show that Jack Elijah Turner faces a charge of theft by unlawful taking for an incident Saturday in Randolph Township. Turner has not been charged with homicide.
Turner appeared in the Tribune’s “Most Wanted” feature in December when he failed to appear for his formal arraignment after he was charged by Cochranton Police Department with terroristic threats with intent to terrorize another and disorderly conduct. According to the Crawford County Sheriff’s Office, Turner is 5 feet, 8 inches tall, 140 pounds, with brown hair and brown eyes. State police are also searching for a gray- or silver-colored 2009 Lincoln MKS sedan, license plate KXW5126, that is believed to have been stolen from the victims’ residence.
So apparently Petey Puberty killed his stepmom and her 10 year old son (his stepbrother), and the free muh boi patrol is blaming his abusive Dad for beating him after losing wrestling matches in high school.
After high school he decided to become an Internet wangsta.
And his Facebook page is pretty wild to watch right now. After he killed his mother and stepmom he started posting about his baby momma and their crotch fruit.
As you can see, his baby momma daddy has officially cut his daughter’s sperm donor out of his life. And all it took was a double homicide.
The manhunt has been going on for a couple days now and it looks like he robbed a gas station too.
A lot of people think he’s dead, but then he decided to go blair witch on Facebook Live last night, walking through the woods.
Pro tip – if you’re wanted for murder, and you’re trying to hide, don’t go on Facebook Live. Also, if you have any hope of pinning it on your old man as one final “fuck you Dad,” don’t confess to the crime in a Facebook post.
I guess this is what happens when you’re not good enough at wrestling. He could’ve gone to college and gone off and lived a normal life. Instead he stuck around a small town in northwestern Pennsylvania, knocked up some chick, experimented with dog filters,
and the next thing you know he’s experimenting with phrases like “beat da charge” and becomes an honorary junior hoodbooger.
Oh look, there he is threatening murder the day before he commits a murder. Wicked smart.
So. Much. Irony.
His Baby Momma is staying strong for him.
So. Much. Irony.
So yea, I expect him to be dead or captured by the end of the day because this dumb fuck doesn’t understand that they can trace you down if you keep using your cellphone and going on Facebook Live. If not maybe Hadassah can take him in, since she’ll evidently let anyone walk in her doors as long as they got money.
P.S. Send this blog to him! He has nothing to lose at this point so why not get him to share our blog about him? Maybe he’ll go on live with Uncle Turtleboy tonight. How bad ass would that be?
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