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Petey Puberty Is Live Streaming His 3 Day Manhunt After Killing His Stepmother And Her 10 Year Old Son, But Can We Get Him On Live Tonight?


One of the most underrated parts of Facebook are watching murder mysteries unravel before your eyes. For the past 12 hours I’ve been hooked on this double murder out of Meadville, PA, where a mother and her 10 year old son were killed and the killer is on the run.

Source: Pennsylvania State Police are searching for a 21-year-old Cochranton man in connection with a double homicide Saturday at a home on Route 198, according to Crawford County District Attorney Francis Schultz.

“We’re looking for Jack Turner,” Schultz told the Tribune on Sunday evening after a state police press release announced a person of interest had been developed in the case.

Shannon Whitman, 49, and her 10-year-old son were found dead Saturday at approximately 10 p.m. when a family member returned home, according to police. Online court records show that Jack Elijah Turner faces a charge of theft by unlawful taking for an incident Saturday in Randolph Township. Turner has not been charged with homicide.

Turner appeared in the Tribune’s “Most Wanted” feature in December when he failed to appear for his formal arraignment after he was charged by Cochranton Police Department with terroristic threats with intent to terrorize another and disorderly conduct. According to the Crawford County Sheriff’s Office, Turner is 5 feet, 8 inches tall, 140 pounds, with brown hair and brown eyes. State police are also searching for a gray- or silver-colored 2009 Lincoln MKS sedan, license plate KXW5126, that is believed to have been stolen from the victims’ residence.

So apparently Petey Puberty killed his stepmom and her 10 year old son (his stepbrother), and the free muh boi patrol is blaming his abusive Dad for beating him after losing wrestling matches in high school.

After high school he decided to become an Internet wangsta.

And his Facebook page is pretty wild to watch right now. After he killed his mother and stepmom he started posting about his baby momma and their crotch fruit.

As you can see, his baby momma daddy has officially cut his daughter’s sperm donor out of his life. And all it took was a double homicide.

The manhunt has been going on for a couple days now and it looks like he robbed a gas station too.

A lot of people think he’s dead, but then he decided to go blair witch on Facebook Live last night, walking through the woods.

Pro tip – if you’re wanted for murder, and you’re trying to hide, don’t go on Facebook Live. Also, if you have any hope of pinning it on your old man as one final “fuck you Dad,” don’t confess to the crime in a Facebook post.

I guess this is what happens when you’re not good enough at wrestling. He could’ve gone to college and gone off and lived a normal life. Instead he stuck around a small town in northwestern Pennsylvania, knocked up some chick, experimented with dog filters,

and the next thing you know he’s experimenting with phrases like “beat da charge” and becomes an honorary junior hoodbooger.

Oh look, there he is threatening murder the day before he commits a murder. Wicked smart.

So. Much. Irony.

His Baby Momma is staying strong for him.

So. Much. Irony.

So yea, I expect him to be dead or captured by the end of the day because this dumb fuck doesn’t understand that they can trace you down if you keep using your cellphone and going on Facebook Live. If not maybe Hadassah can take him in, since she’ll evidently let anyone walk in her doors as long as they got money.

P.S. Send this blog to him! He has nothing to lose at this point so why not get him to share our blog about him? Maybe he’ll go on live with Uncle Turtleboy tonight. How bad ass would that be?


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14 Comment(s)
  • Cam
    August 14, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Caught this shithead at a bus station in Florida today

  • That Girl Was Me
    August 13, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    He clearly has a bulls fitted as evidenced by his friend throwing up the bloods sign. this shit is getting out of hand with the victim hood trash. people go through shit, that doesn’t necessarily equate to being an asshole murderer/ whatever. it’s not fucking linear.

    lock him in a box with cyntoia brown. let the winner think they will be free then sick the hounds on them.

  • Captain Trips
    Bubba in Cell #9
    August 13, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    I hope they catch him alive, I’ve got an empty bunk in my cell all made up for him! I gots me some plans for pretty boy! He’s gots a pretty mouth!

    First I’ll knock his teeth out, and then force fuck his mouth on video so his girlfriend can watch it on Facebook

  • Judge dread
    August 13, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    This reminds me of the epic John McAfee multi country live stream / trolling in 2012. When he was making his way in armed to the teeth, 16 year old gf in tow, violating border laws all while live streaming. He manufactured MDPV aka bath salts, was banging the sheriff’s 16 year old daughter, is accused of murdering his American neighbor, and witnesses told reporters after he fled he fucked his neighbors dogs. There’s also reports of him, high on MDPV, spending 24 hours in a bath tub full of shit water. That’s Belize right there. Research chemicals, underage girls, etc.

    Now McAfee releases YouTube videos surrounded by a faraday cage. I guess he’s running from the irs or Belize bounty hunters now as he announces his campaign for President.

    If this dude is gonna do a manhunt live stream style he’s gonna have to step up his fucking game big time to even come close to McAfee.

  • Real_Finn
    August 13, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    “So yea, I expect him to be dead or captured by the end of the day because this dumb fuck doesn’t understand that they can trace you down if you keep using your cellphone and going on Facebook Live.”

    I’m hoping dead over captured. Cross that out — I’m hoping for suicide by police. TEAM BLUE!!

    Fuck you Jack – you narcissistic child killer.

    Get Killed,

    • JimmyBooms
      August 13, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      Yeah North Shore that was a stupid thing to say I think. I dont want this ass hole on live. I want him behind bars or dead before he hurts someone else. Wheres the empathy for the deceased?

  • Henry Chu
    August 13, 2019 at 11:54 am

    This man look like a fetus

  • z
    August 13, 2019 at 11:43 am

    I can completely understand his state of mind. Growing up, he looked to the west and south and saw Cleveland, Akron, Youngstown + Pittsburgh. At one time a young man in a rural area would have moved to one of these locations and could have earned a decent pay and he would have held his head up high.

    But, the rich corporate fat cats gutted the steel mills and other industries, leaving him disillusioned. We failed Jack Turner and destroyed any dreams he had of a decent life.

    That’s why today, it’s extremely important to make a donation to Liz Warren for President. She knows and feels what it is to be on the edges of society. If she becomes president, there will be no more Jack Turners. With her as a role model, we can overcome the darkness we currently are experiencing.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 13, 2019 at 11:55 am

      You’re just trying too hard now, Z.

      Liawatha does it better. And much more succinctly.

      • z
        August 13, 2019 at 12:01 pm

        Yeah. Your right.
        Want to bet though if he doesn’t do “Suicide by cop”, that his lawyer will bring up something like that?
        I find it amazing that thanks to the internet that you can grow up in Butt Fuck PA and know all the slang and all the hardo talk. Surprised there’s no Bulls cap as part of the ensemble.

        • Gash Basher
          August 13, 2019 at 1:17 pm

          I bet you quote Anchorman at parties you weren’t invited to and expect people to think you’re funny.

    • Kim Wescott
      August 13, 2019 at 4:47 pm

      Looks like the downvoters don’t recognize your sarcasm, Z. Sad.

      Until I recognized Liawatha’s, I used to downvote her too.

      Keep on keeping on.

      • Gash Basher
        August 13, 2019 at 5:17 pm

        Oh we recognize it. It’s just not funny or original.

    • Frank Rizzo
      August 13, 2019 at 6:38 pm

      Your best soliloquy ever Z. Hat’s off to you. As you know I am ruler of the webnet, thank me now.

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