This is JoAnne Throckmorton from Plainville.
Yesterday she ordered a pizza and she was NOT happy about the service. Naturally then she went to her local community Facebook group to warn the world about her experience.
The most amazing part about this post is that she wrote it, hit the enter button, and thought to herself, “he’s gonna be the one who looks bad here.” That and the fact that she associates Lent with splurging on pizza. You’re supposed to be fasting, or giving something up for Lent. I’d recommend she give up being a cunt, but that’s just me.
Just to review, the low wage worker who delivered a pizza to her house during a pandemic because she’s too lazy to drive there herself, arrives and sees that she has money in both her left and right hand. She hands him the money from her left hand that covered the exact cost of the order. Then apparently he was supposed to perform a song and dance, do a freestyle, or recite his favorite original limerick, and if it was up to her satisfaction he could have the tip that she was teasing him with in her right hand. Bitch, this is not a string bet at a poker table. You give them all your money at once. It’s really just that simple.
She then called him a “dud,” complained that he was the one being disrespectful in this scenario, vowed never to tip him again, and blamed his parents for raising a “piece of crap son,” with no manners. Her dog at least waits until she puts the treat in his mouth, so naturally then she treats this human being like a dog who must beg for his treat as well.
Funny thing is that her husband James Cockmorton was a member of the Plainville Planning Board and ran for Selectman on a platform of being more business friendly.
But Throckmorton said he would act more aggressively.
“I would actually go out and greet and invite commerce to come to town,” he said.
He’s also a proud democrat.
Which is fine, but since they’re the party that claims to advocate for working class people like delivery drivers, and thinks they should get paid at least $15 an hour, then maybe people like her should shut the fuck up and put their money where their mouth is.
Anyway, JoAnne is over here lecturing other people about how to be kind and walk away from arguments.
Meanwhile she’s on local town Facebook pages being extremely unkind to some kid trying to earn a living and intentionally picking arguments by shaming him all over the Internet.
Sorry JoAnne, but Jesus is ashamed of you right now. Be better.
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