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Earlier in the week we caught someone else parking in a handicapped spot at Webster Square plaza, who then proceeded to walk her abled bodied self into Planet Fitness for some judgement free exercise.
However, Turtleboy is not a judgement free zone, and if you park in a handicapped spot, and prevent actual handicapped people from having access to public buildings, we’re gonna judge you. So our towing/RMV people did what they always do in situations like this and gave us a name – Lucia Moore of Worcester.
And to cap it off, the 42 year old’s registration expired in March, which was 10 months ago for those keeping track at home.
Oops!!
Luckily for her she seems to be invisible on the Google machine and on social media. However, she can be found on an online babysitter database, where she proudly brags about being a CNA.
Shocking, I know.
But nevertheless, if you park in a handicapped spot then you run the risk of turtle riders seeing you, sending it to us, and becoming Turtleboy famous. Don’t be like Lucia Moore. Don’t steal parking spots from handicapped people.
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You are all a bunch of fuckin retards…If you are that stupid to believe anything this website is telling you then keep enjoying your ignorant pathetic life. And whoever wrote this, Go fuck yourself…You will pay for this one…
Psst..The registration effective date is March. It expired in May. Also she’s in non-renewable status which means she has something else outstanding. That could be anything. You’d think this skank would try not to stand out with her moving violation ass.
I wonder how many cops that stopped her and wet her go because she batted her eyelashes at them.
i meant LET. let dammit not wet.
“I can’t afford the registration because I’m paying for my gym membership – you know, priorities”
Does it show up in the rmv records if she has a handicap placard or not?
Would totally juice in her….then give me a bed bath afterwards.
She’s kinda cute in her RMV photo… although I’m guessing she was 18 when it was taken the first time she got her license and has never had a new one taken ever.
Hey Lucy if i can apply some batter to your face I’ll tell the mean turtle I was driving. Deal?
Oh thank god you found out who it was!!!
Said no one. Ever.
Well…..DON’T FUCKING READ IT
Said the rest of us. Ever
Dave scored a TKO on that one!
I didn’t. Cuz I don’t give two shits about handicapped parking. Like, who does??
Losers. Bwahahaha!!
ni shi baichi nee chi
Not a jewface.
What a babe! If my face was a handicap space, she could park her bum bum on it all night long! And she’s 42? More like forty whooooo!
I thought CNAs weren’t supposed to be able to speak English. Or is that just in Cambridge?
I pick up tons of dog shit, guess I’m a CNA too!
According to vincheck this car has a manual transmission. So, she knows how to drive a stick. Clearly marriage material.
Well, in her defense, she is blond and to many being blond IS a handicap.
Two blonds are hiking on opposite sides of a stream. The first blond yells to the second blond “HEY! HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS STREAM?”. The second blond yells back while rolling her eyes “DUH! YOURE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE”.
I wonder if anyone has let het know she’s turtle famous. Any attention is good attention like the gun totin ratchets say…
I’d console her
Oh I’d give her a good rogering
Its Brittany Spears!!! she can do anything she wants
I’m shocked! People actually are driving vehicles that the registration is expired. At one time I had a position that required traveling in the city on a daily basis. Became a kind of hobby looking at license plates on parked vehicles. Parking lots at subsidized housing in the city were a gold mine for both registrations and inspection stickers that had expired. 40 Belmont St., 11 Lake Ave., 1050 & 1060 Main St. all of Lincoln Village. Never certain if the cars belonged to residents or in the case of 40 Belmont employees of the WHA.