Planet Fitness Handicapped Parker Is Worcester Babysitter CNA Lucia Moore, And Her Car’s Registration Is Expired Too 

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Earlier in the week we caught someone else parking in a handicapped spot at Webster Square plaza, who then proceeded to walk her abled bodied self into Planet Fitness for some judgement free exercise.

However, Turtleboy is not a judgement free zone, and if you park in a handicapped spot, and prevent actual handicapped people from having access to public buildings, we’re gonna judge you. So our towing/RMV people did what they always do in situations like this and gave us a name – Lucia Moore of Worcester.

And to cap it off, the 42 year old’s registration expired in March, which was 10 months ago for those keeping track at home.


Luckily for her she seems to be invisible on the Google machine and on social media. However, she can be found on an online babysitter database, where she proudly brags about being a CNA.

Shocking, I know.

But nevertheless, if you park in a handicapped spot then you run the risk of turtle riders seeing you, sending it to us, and becoming Turtleboy famous. Don’t be like Lucia Moore. Don’t steal parking spots from handicapped people.

24 Comment(s)
  • GoFckyourself
    September 24, 2019 at 12:14 am

    You are all a bunch of fuckin retards…If you are that stupid to believe anything this website is telling you then keep enjoying your ignorant pathetic life. And whoever wrote this, Go fuck yourself…You will pay for this one…

  • RMV Nazi
    January 29, 2019 at 10:57 am

    Psst..The registration effective date is March. It expired in May. Also she’s in non-renewable status which means she has something else outstanding. That could be anything. You’d think this skank would try not to stand out with her moving violation ass.

  • don
    January 21, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    I wonder how many cops that stopped her and wet her go because she batted her eyelashes at them.

    • don
      January 21, 2019 at 2:10 pm

      i meant LET. let dammit not wet.

  • Captain Trips
    Lucy got some splainin to do!
    January 19, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    “I can’t afford the registration because I’m paying for my gym membership – you know, priorities”

  • Curious
    January 19, 2019 at 3:09 am

    Does it show up in the rmv records if she has a handicap placard or not?

  • Clitty Litter
    January 18, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Would totally juice in her….then give me a bed bath afterwards.

  • Stunt Penis
    January 18, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    She’s kinda cute in her RMV photo… although I’m guessing she was 18 when it was taken the first time she got her license and has never had a new one taken ever.

  • TREY Benningtom IV
    January 18, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    Hey Lucy if i can apply some batter to your face I’ll tell the mean turtle I was driving. Deal?

  • Nee Chi
    January 18, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Oh thank god you found out who it was!!!

    Said no one. Ever. 

    • Dave Lind
      January 19, 2019 at 9:06 am

      Said the rest of us. Ever

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        January 19, 2019 at 1:09 pm

        Dave scored a TKO on that one!

      • Nee Chi
        January 19, 2019 at 11:04 pm

        I didn’t.  Cuz I don’t give two shits about handicapped parking.  Like, who does??

        Losers. Bwahahaha!!

    • Jim
      January 19, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      ni shi baichi nee chi

  • Wwy
    January 18, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Not a jewface.

  • Bum Sniffer
    January 18, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    What a babe! If my face was a handicap space, she could park her bum bum on it all night long! And she’s 42? More like forty whooooo!

  • z
    January 18, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I thought CNAs weren’t supposed to be able to speak English. Or is that just in Cambridge?

  • JoeMomma
    January 18, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I pick up tons of dog shit, guess I’m a CNA too!

  • Scott
    January 18, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    According to vincheck this car has a manual transmission. So, she knows how to drive a stick. Clearly marriage material.

  • Mike
    January 18, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Well, in her defense, she is blond and to many being blond IS a handicap.

    Two blonds are hiking on opposite sides of a stream.  The first blond yells to the second blond “HEY!  HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS STREAM?”.  The second blond yells back while rolling her eyes “DUH!  YOURE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE”.

  • Turdchomper
    January 18, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    I wonder if anyone has let het know she’s turtle famous. Any attention is good attention like the gun totin ratchets say…
    I’d console her

  • HellToupee
    January 18, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Oh I’d give her a good rogering

  • Pappa Razzi
    January 18, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Its Brittany Spears!!! she can do anything she wants

  • juror seven esq.
    January 18, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    I’m shocked! People actually are driving vehicles that the registration is expired. At one time I had a position that required traveling in the city on a daily basis. Became a kind of hobby looking at license plates on parked vehicles. Parking lots at subsidized housing in the city were a gold mine for both registrations and inspection stickers that had expired. 40 Belmont St., 11 Lake Ave., 1050 & 1060 Main St. all of Lincoln Village. Never certain if the cars belonged to residents or in the case of 40 Belmont employees of the WHA.

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