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In today’s episode of hilarious but real GoFundMe pages, we bring you Ken Mack, a guy who wants you to pay for his engagement ring for some broad he just met:
Because what woman wouldn’t wanna be proposed to by a guy who raised money for the ring by using a GoFundMe? Oh yea, that and the fact that GoFundMe’s or on this magical place called, “The Internet,” so this young lady will know exactly when her $5,000 ring is coming.
First of all, don’t get me started on wedding rings. Biggest waste of money that has ever existed. Diamond rings are worth shit. It’s not exactly a rare mineral, but assholes horde them in Europe to drive up the demand because they know women will nag their boyfriends for the diamond. And the only reason they want one is so they can show all their girlfriends.
I wanna meet the woman who wants a car instead of a diamond ring. A car costs more money and has actual utility, in that you can use it to get from one place to another. So for the single ladies out there, would you rather your boyfriend ask for your hand in marriage by giving you a ring or a brand new car? If you are part of the 99% who say “the ring” then congratulations – you are the reason men don’t wanna get married.
As for men’s wedding rings, why do we even have to get these things? Can’t we get a tattoo or something instead? I understand you wanna mark your territory so that when we go out we scare away single women. But all men’s bands look exactly the same. They’re pointless. I wore mine for a few months and hated it because I’m just not a ring guy. Then one day it fell under the bed and I never looked for it. Absolutely no clue where it is now. And Mrs. Turtleboy doesn’t give a shit because I paid $55 for it in Fitchburg.
Anyway, Ken Mack is probably the biggest scam artist of all time. Here’s some of his Facebook pictures:
Can you say, ballllaaaahhhhh? The man lives life like he’s constantly in a Corona commercial. And here he is begging for money for a ring. Oh yea, and he’s not telling anyone who the lucky lady is and claiming that she doesn’t have social media. And somehow he’s actually gotten $20 from someone.
Looks like he’s not fooling may on his Facebook roster, because apparently the guy not only has plenty of money, he’s a player for real:
I guess the lesson here is, if you’re gonna run a fake GoFundMe scam for a diamond ring for an imaginary woman, you should probably make sure you’re not a self-promoting playboy who who drinks top shelf liquor at the club every weekend. Fuck it, he’s $20 richer than he was yesterday and it didn’t cost him nothing. Might have to try this one out myself.
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