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In today’s episode of hilarious but real GoFundMe pages, we bring you Ken Mack, a guy who wants you to pay for his engagement ring for some broad he just met:
Because what woman wouldn’t wanna be proposed to by a guy who raised money for the ring by using a GoFundMe? Oh yea, that and the fact that GoFundMe’s or on this magical place called, “The Internet,” so this young lady will know exactly when her $5,000 ring is coming.
First of all, don’t get me started on wedding rings. Biggest waste of money that has ever existed. Diamond rings are worth shit. It’s not exactly a rare mineral, but assholes horde them in Europe to drive up the demand because they know women will nag their boyfriends for the diamond. And the only reason they want one is so they can show all their girlfriends.
I wanna meet the woman who wants a car instead of a diamond ring. A car costs more money and has actual utility, in that you can use it to get from one place to another. So for the single ladies out there, would you rather your boyfriend ask for your hand in marriage by giving you a ring or a brand new car? If you are part of the 99% who say “the ring” then congratulations – you are the reason men don’t wanna get married.
As for men’s wedding rings, why do we even have to get these things? Can’t we get a tattoo or something instead? I understand you wanna mark your territory so that when we go out we scare away single women. But all men’s bands look exactly the same. They’re pointless. I wore mine for a few months and hated it because I’m just not a ring guy. Then one day it fell under the bed and I never looked for it. Absolutely no clue where it is now. And Mrs. Turtleboy doesn’t give a shit because I paid $55 for it in Fitchburg.
Anyway, Ken Mack is probably the biggest scam artist of all time. Here’s some of his Facebook pictures:
Can you say, ballllaaaahhhhh? The man lives life like he’s constantly in a Corona commercial. And here he is begging for money for a ring. Oh yea, and he’s not telling anyone who the lucky lady is and claiming that she doesn’t have social media. And somehow he’s actually gotten $20 from someone.
LOL.
Looks like he’s not fooling may on his Facebook roster, because apparently the guy not only has plenty of money, he’s a player for real:
I guess the lesson here is, if you’re gonna run a fake GoFundMe scam for a diamond ring for an imaginary woman, you should probably make sure you’re not a self-promoting playboy who who drinks top shelf liquor at the club every weekend. Fuck it, he’s $20 richer than he was yesterday and it didn’t cost him nothing. Might have to try this one out myself.
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21 Comment(s)
Another stupid fucking porch monkey nigger i dont doubt that he a broke ass nigger or that he couldint afford a ring even if he wanted to.I just think this gorilla wanna be player gettin kisses on the checks by his sisters is not a player just another fucking nigger BURN THE NIGGER BURN THE NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
SILLY NIGGER TRICKS ARE BITCHS
Lol at this dudes friends showing up to defend him. Obviously by posting the screenshots of disbelief from you people It was fake. Hence why it’s called a scam. Such a funny joke, making up a story and asking people to give you money. ?
I suspect Ken IS a playa…but not with the ladies (or not with just the ladies).
Lol, this is crazy how social media operates! Let’s promote some parties Ken! Way to go for wheeling them into the bait…….
Has UMass won an Atlantic 10 game yet? #pathetic
Cars depreciate, and generally diamond rings do not, as such why would I want a depreciated car as a token of my unavailable status?
Notice those bottles of liquor on the table in the pic of him sitting by the water arent even open? LOL. Player FAIL
That nigga fooled me I want my 20 back.
This is why people hate niggas. Knock that shit off
Actually turtle boy is pretty smart. They took a know popular guy and posted a click bait title. They made money from hits, views etc.
Ken is a prankster. This is nothing compared to his daily antics.
Not a scam artist b a long shot however. A really good guy.
You got played by a player LOL all you guys have done is give him some frer advertisement. Good play Men Mack!
You got played by a player LOL all you guys have done is give him some frer advertisement. Good play Ken Mack!
You got played by a player LOL all you guys have done is give him some free advertisement. Good play Ken Mack!
HEY T. B. Ya gotta go through some more pictures. In addition to the top shelf hootch. There’s the pictures scattered about with his homies flashing gang signs and of course the obligatory shot of a semi-automatic lying on top of a pile of cash. Oh yeh another scammer. Should get a job with mosaic……oh wait a minute.
He ain’t a scam artist, bruh… it was a troll post made for kicks, and y’all just fell for it… hook, line, and sinker.
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER YOU NEED TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD WITH A 45 THEN BURNED NIGGER
It was a joke. Y’all are reaching for a story. Way to go Ken!!! Lol Too funny!
The comments (and memes) to him are the BEST! TB needs to recruit some of these ladies to blog!
Probably donated the $20 to himself to make it look legit and get the ball rolling…