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14 Comment(s)
The one under the “Y” has possibilities. Do her once in all 3, then slap her ass and send her packing. Basically though, it’s a Pig Birch Tri- Fecta.
Id pound out that first chubby with the see thru undies, she shaves the vag, so she got that going for her. I agree with others, make this a weekly thing
If these were my only dating options, I’d jerk off instead.
Holy shit POF is rachet gold! Please make this a regular thing!
Mickey Rivera and Jocelyn Goyette met on POF …
While on their “last date” they killed Kevin Quinn.
would totally show a couple of them my disappearing thumbs trick. any of you ladies been airtight? also are you allergic to duct tape? you could be my next duct tape mummy living in my closet. oh hi leigha! call me?
My buddy hooked up on this site, and when he broke up the chick shit in his elevator.
Profiles like these make me totally miss the online dating scene. not.
So now you’re policing peoples dating profiles?
But TB doesn’t just make fun of people right?
MUCKRAKING!
Randaaallllll, STFU/GTFOH!
Hey Randall, see how I blurred people’s faces out there? Calm down bitchtits
christ, just cut off the 3 potatoes you have down there(no meat) and become the debbie downer you dream of being….cuck
More like Randall Gay.