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Plus Sized Model Goes Full Cheesehog On Guy On Plane After Reading Text Messages Of Him Complaining About Sitting Next To A Hambeast

Plus Sized Model Goes Full Cheesehog On Guy On Plane After Reading Text Messages Of Him Complaining About Sitting Next To A Hambeast

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Breaking news from CNN: Fat chick sits next to guy on plane and goes psycho on him when she sees he’s texting about how fat she is:

What an attention grabbing loser. An absolute psychopath. Check out what “plus sized model” Natalie Hage posted when she wrote about this incident on Instagram:

i’m shaking right now. i’m on a flight to LA right now on @americanair. i paid almost $70 extra for this seat i’m in because i know i need a little extra leg room. i’m extremely flight anxious but there were only middle seats available so i had to take what i could get. as soon as i sat down, the gentleman on my left began LOUDLY huffing, sighing, and readjusting himself in his seat. i see him furiously texting and then purposefully turning the phone away from me. so, naturally next time he texts, i take a look. the texts were about me and i’m almost positive he took photos of me. not only were the texts about me, but they were really mean and ugly, with even the recipient named ‘linda’ chiming back with shaming retorts…someone who can’t even see the situation. if you can’t read the texts, it says ‘hopefully she didn’t have any mexican food’ and his response is ‘i think she ate a mexican’. then he proceeds to say he’s leaving a ‘neck mark on the window’ because he’s so smashed against the wall. from the photos, you can see i’m not in his space. he’s even taken over both arm rests on purpose, coming to my space and digging his elbows into my side…which is in my seat. his next text to her was ‘if the news reports a DFW airbus a321 leaving the runway without rotating, that would be my flight.’ another i see later? ‘if these seats don’t hold, it’s not going to matter.’ and that’s just a few of them. there were several more. i didn’t do anything to him. i’m in my seat, completely (see photos). i am crumpled into a ball trying to not bother. i’m just so upset. i asked the other man to my right if he’d switch me and told him what the man was saying about me and he said laughed and refused. that’s fine, it’s not his issue. this is a fat person’s daily reality and not just on a plane. this is on a bus, standing in line at the grocery store, at a concert, on the internet. you can be completely in your own space, not bothering anyone, and people will still fuck with you and try to hurt you. all you can do is know you haven’t done anything wrong just by existing and to move on. this just makes me a mixture of enraged and super sad.

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“This is a fat person’s daily reality and not just on a plane.”

Hey, here’s an idea Natalie Hogey – put down the nachos and stop being a gravy dumpster.

Maybe you wouldn’t be so uncomfortably fat wherever you go if you didn’t just accept the fact that you were fat. I really can’t stand this shit. We have created a culture of fat people who blame everything except themselves for their current condition. “I have a genetic condition.” “I work out every day.” Shut up. No you don’t. Ya know what the easiest way to not be fat is? Train for a half marathon. It’s really not that hard. People do it all the time. You don’t see a lot of fat people running half marathons because by the time they can run that far they are no longer fat. All these other bullshit scams you’re buying into don’t work. Running half marathons works. So either start training or stop whining. Because I’m sick of hearing your excuses.

Look, I like a little junk in the trunk. Most guys do. We don’t accept a supermodel and we understand that it’s just not that realistic for people with jobs to stay in perfect shape. But there’s a difference between being a little thick-icky, and just not giving a fuck about your health or physical appearance. One is normal, the other is not.

Anyway, the fact that she sees nothing wrong with looking at what a stranger was texting another stranger is everything that is wrong with SJWs. They think it’s their job to police private speech. Newsflash – it’s none of your business what that guy is texting because he’s not talking to you. He said nothing directly to her face. If this upsets you then you should lose weight. Then no one will make fun of you for having chocolate pudding and school lunch oozing out of your pores.

Oh, and here’s another thing – plus sized modeling isn’t a thing. Models are easy on the eyes. That’s the whole point of modeling. You’re not a model. You’re just a fat chick in a bikini being urged on by other unattractive people while being told how brave you are.

It’s this “everyone gets a trophy” bullshit. Fat chicks tell themselves they’re “plus sized” because it sounds positive. But there’s nothing positive about being morbidly obese. It’s actually very, very unhealthy. You don’t see a lot of elderly people that weigh 300 pounds. Because they all die before they get to their golden years. Oh, and all these people clapping her on are nothing but enablers who are slowly watching while she eats herself into an early grave. It’s like telling a junkie that he’s a pioneer for shooting up on Facebook Live. This is not something that should be celebrated. It’s not something you should be showing off. And yes, the guy that got stuck next to you was fucked because no one wants to sit next to you on a plane either.


And then there’s this:

Oh look, she’s a social justice warrior who spits out buzzwords like it’s going out of style. Shocking.


The bottom line is this chick makes money by posting pictures of her fupasloth on social media in order to get other lardos to tell her how brave she is. This proves that truly ANYONE can make it in America. So the next time you hear some loser like Joe Montville whining about how “the system” keeps people from succeeding in this country, just remind him that there are morbidly obese women in bikinis paying their rent by victimizing themselves on airplanes.


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44 Comment(s)
  • donotcareforturtleboyanymore
    July 17, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    smh turtle boy…your a cruel asshole

  • Actual Half Marathoner
    July 9, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    I don’t disagree with this post, but the credibility is kind of lost on the guy who complained about Plussy since his gut is hanging over the seat belt. And he can’t close his legs either, probably because of his little gunt that’s crowding his dick. He’s the exact portrait of seat mates I dread on planes when I’m stuck in the middle seat. I look at him and get instantly angry that I’m a petite runner and end up next to hairy hangy man spread.

  • TDF
    July 6, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    Am I the only one who noticed that Josh almost died trying to drink enough to make her look good.

  • sharon evans
    July 4, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    you are all right, I apologize. I’m a cunt bag snowflake who likes the smell of fupa so I let my own biases get in the way. The truth is I just want someone to tickle my coochie but whenever I separate my thighs its like pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart. I’m a whore cunt, sorry.

    • Bogue Chitto
      July 5, 2017 at 9:23 am

      Now we’re talkin’! Call me Ahab!

  • Cheesehog on my raw dog
    July 4, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    This site was once great but for a site that claims “We are real news” you spend an awful amount of time writing about shit no one gives a fuck about. How is a fat chick mad news worthy? I have found this site funny and satirical but this is just stupid. Lately this page is filled with stupid content like this. Turtleboy you are getting stale as fuck. I want more stories of gutter muppets, Harley Quinn cunts crying rape as boyfriend uses shovel on her fuck boy, needle queens and all their misery carrying Narcan like an epi-pen for bee sting allergies. You’re better than this…or so I thought.

  • The Executioner
    July 4, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    I’m sure the pilot needed to compensate for the plane being off balance on the entire trip. They pay more because they make the plane burn more fuel. And there’s a reason why there are trains…that’s what they put cattle on…not planes. Moo Moo…moo moo moo. How did she even fit through the gate? Sideways? And heaven forbid the plane goes down because she is blocking all of the exits.

  • Fuck YouTho
    July 4, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    The author of this post must be related to the guy on the plane. Maybe its Linda. Disgusting read. Thanks for taking 5 minutes I’ll never get back.

    This girl may be fat and “large” but at least her “fupasloth” isn’t degrading people it doesn’t even know over the internet. She’s 150% better than you.

    Thanksbye lol

    • sharon meatball evans
      July 4, 2017 at 6:04 pm

      Wrong.. ha ha… all this flying fatso did was attack other people using the internet and social media if fatty had kept her nose out of the other passengers private msgs none of this would have happened

  • John P George king of RI!!
    July 4, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    Now we have to hear every fat fucks sob story. What is this a group therapy session you blimps should drop the chalupa, pay for 2 seats and not read other people’s messages

    • sharon evans
      July 4, 2017 at 1:48 pm

      The only fuck is you fat or not. You sound like a real dick fuck and don’t posses any quality but that of a small prick that you probably like to suck. You sound like turtle fuck with his better than thou attitude and lack of any brain. No one on here is looking for sympathy but sharing a experience as another view point that you can’t understand so go home and see if your tongue is long enough to lick your balls and ass!!

      • Troubled Nostrils
        July 4, 2017 at 3:38 pm

        sharon evans, how big a gal are ya?

      • John P George the king of RI!!
        July 5, 2017 at 5:42 am

        if I could lick my own ass and balls like a dog and suck my own dick it would save me a ton of time and money and I’d never need to leave home 🙂 🙂 🙂

  • Greenpeace
    July 4, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    She should not be reading his private texts. Mind your own business, don’t start trouble on a flight. Could escalate with Federal charges too. He spent the extra cash for a better seat, been there. Can’t blame him one percent.

  • S.R.R
    July 4, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Natalie Hoge in all her behemoth glory is indeed a creation of the far left SJW group, They never take personal responsibility for anything and do little else than complain about everything! The most intolerable thing about them is their Hypocrisy, they want to dictate what others can or can’t eat, drink, say or do while they support those doing the exact opposite as long as that person is a member of the SJW Clan, Michelle Obama and her healthy eating program that made school lunches inedible to most children, former Mayor of NYC Blomberg banning big gulps and trans fats yet these are the very same people That support cheese hogs like Natalie Hoge. They say they are for personal choice and free speech but That is only if you agree with them the moment you disagree with their agenda suddenly you are a racist spewing hate speech. People like Hoge need to realize if they choose to be obese not only are there dire health consequences but people will stare and say things that are hurtful, She should also learn a few things about etiquette like how impolite it is to read someone’s private messages had the situation been reversed and the male passenger had read and commented on her private texts I am positive she would have called him a misogynist amongst other things because the one trait all SJW share is Hypocrisy!

  • sharon evans
    July 4, 2017 at 10:06 am

    Your joke is another person’s pain turtle boy look at these hate comments is that what you are all about? Trying to be cruel at another expense? You are a real dick head for writing this article o

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      July 4, 2017 at 11:06 am

      No one’s forcing you to read this – or to stuff your face. Luckily, we still (barely) have the ability to make our own choices. What happens when after free speech is shut down the libs go after the fatties making poor choices or excuses? Or the disabled because they are a burden? Or the elderly because they are no longer productive? See where this goes?

      Choices = freedom

      PC = stepping stone to fascism

  • Troubled Nostrils
    July 4, 2017 at 9:57 am

    My only fear about flying commercially is that a person of her immense size will choose the seat next to me. Even with the armrest down, there’s NO WAY a person that obese won’t encroach on my space in some manner (which includes my eyes being pummeled by their existence). And chances are there will be an odor; it may be subtle, it may be overt, but it WILL be unpleasant because fat fucks are always sweating in the folds of their flesh. They also have difficulty cleaning themselves properly after a #2 (or even a #1). No amount of perfume or cologne can mask that odor at the end of a long day of TWO (Traveling While Obese).

  • Matthew D'Agostino
    July 4, 2017 at 9:39 am

    I’m a big guy. I weighed 377 lbs at my heaviest, although my weight is offset to a degree by my 6′-4″ stature. Nonetheless, I was considered morbidly obese. Yes, I was uncomfortable and self-consensus, but I made an effort to change that. As I sit here writing this, I weigh 310 pounds. I’ve lost 67 pounds in a year NATURALLY. My secret was not Herbalife, Weight-Watchers, or any other gimmicky weight-loss BS. Because my job is physically demanding, I continue to lose weight just by going to work. I also found it important to remove stress from my life. With a ton of stress in your life, you can exercise all you want, but you make up for all of the calories burned by eating unhealthy things to compensate for your stress

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 4, 2017 at 9:36 am

    If the guy had been reading and posting her personal txt msgs she would probably sue him.

  • Agent Smith
    July 4, 2017 at 9:18 am

    Mr. Butthurt wood! He’d plunge his bologna baton into that cottage cheese.

    Me? I’m adult enough to know no ones perfect, including myself. But that is beyond unhealthy and it made me vurp, so no fuckin way

  • Put Fatties in the Loony Bin
    July 4, 2017 at 8:43 am

    Disgustingly obese fatties who claim to be “proud” of eating a ton of unhealthy junk food every day and lazing around on the couch until their hearts explode need to be forcefully committed to the loony bin where they belong. It’s a mental illness, like transgenderism or homosexuality, and should be treated as such.

  • whatevuh
    July 4, 2017 at 8:29 am

    I honestly didn’t know they made bathing suits that big!

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 4, 2017 at 8:07 am

    The human body is not meant to carry so much weight; the body must be forced to consume by the mind in order to get this large. This particular female will regret being so heavy when her knees give out. Perhaps the pain will remind her of her mistakes. If she is desperately in need of surgery on her knees (or anywhere else on her body, for that matter), she may find she can’t get the surgery because of her size.

    Some say, “So what – it’s her body”. Well, yes, but if she’s declared disabled as a result of her own choices, WE the people will pay her disability benefits through our taxes, even though her problem is in fact a self-inflicted injury. It is not impossible to lose a lot of weight; I have a friend who has lost 60 lbs. in the last four years, all on her own! Her realization that she needed to lose weight came when her knees gave out and she was having trouble walking. The female in this particular post will probably face the same problem.

    So, I’m willing to stay out of her business if she’s willing to not take government benefits. If I have to pay, though, then IT IS MY BUSINESS.

  • Got some junk in my trunk
    July 4, 2017 at 8:01 am

    Im heavy set…..due to having kids and having a medical illness that slows my metabolism. Im not eating nachos, fried chicken, chocolate and shit food everyday. I grill chicken, bake or brpil my meats and eat fresh veggies, fruits, and the like and I still will not attempt to wear bikinos and shit to “embrace my plus size life”…I think these woman who eat shit food and flaunt their wwoght like its a new world movement are not only swndong the wrong message, but are only giving themselves a road to congeative heart failure at age 36. I find it wrong and appalling.

  • sharon evans
    July 4, 2017 at 7:39 am

    I don’t agree with what you have said, it’s hurtful and cruel. Why did you have to even put this woman down what do you care? I don’t agree with you about it can’t be a medical problem. There are people that have certain cancers that are put on steroids or have thyroid problems. I run 20 miles a week work out four times a week and have a thyroid problem and eat healthy I am not overweight like that woman but struggle and now I am on Phentermine to stimulate my thyroid. I just started following you and from the start you have made it clear that you believe looks are an important issue. You must be an amazing looking person. Your article contributes to why this country has bullies and people that have low self esteem and commit suicide. Why not use your skills as a writer to bring people up rather than down? That man on the plan was an idiot and went too far like a child on the plane trying to intentional make her feel bad using her arm rests going over into her seat. Why didn’t you go after him and call him out ? You fucked up this time, you are not any better than a school kid bullying a person due to their weight. You are the one that looks like an idiot. Someday your looks will change and and hopefully someone wont be so cruel and shallow as you have been and call you an ugly conceited fuck!!!

  • Krystal
    July 4, 2017 at 6:54 am

    I have to disagree with this whole thing. On a personal level I wouldn’t comment on anyone’s weight be they slender or large because their weight IS NOT my business. You don’t know another’s path in life, what they’re going through, where they’ve been. Sure some bigger people have made bad choices. That’s their life. Those are things they have to deal with and it’s not for a stranger to comment about. It’s not helpful, it’s not productive, and it’s not funny.
    There are plenty of beautiful plus sized models. some of them barely breaking a size ten. Some of them legitimately in the main stream market…Tyra banks comes to mind.
    And yes some people have a medical condition, or a medicine that keeps them fat. You’re not a doctor. You’re an onlooker equipped with a degree in google. It’s not as easy as go train for a half marathon because they may not be able to do it physically. Their heart may not be strong enough, or their bones. If it was just that simple don’t you think more people would be doing it? I agree that there is a great amount more of obese people. I get that some of them may make excuses. It’s just no one else’s place to cast that judgement.

    • SayWhat?
      July 4, 2017 at 11:02 am

      When I see these photos of Natalie, Tyra Banks definitely does not come to mind…

      • Are you slow?
        July 4, 2017 at 5:51 pm

        I referenced Tyra banks as a plus sized model; which she is, and that was in reference to “there’s no such thing as a plus sized model”; which there are. Not only are there existing plus sized models, but there are socially acceptable and commercially beautiful plus sized models.
        You’re lagging. Keep up or don’t try.

        • Fatty-Fatty-2x4-Can't-Get-Thru-Bathroom-Door
          July 4, 2017 at 6:12 pm

          WTF does “commercially beautiful” mean? Fat, obese models aren’t beautiful, commercially or otherwise. They are an eye-sore, an abomination invented solely to assuage the hurt fee-fees and low self-esteem of great big ol’ gals. Trying to make obesity appear normal, mainstream, and healthy is flat-out wrong. The thought of getting naked with a fat woman gives me the heebie-jeebies.

        • SayWhat?
          July 4, 2017 at 6:25 pm

          I’m keeping up. You are comparing Tyra Banks to the subject of this article, which is absurd. The fact that a Tyra Banks or a Kate Upton is not anorexic might make them larger than many of their peers, but that does not make them obese. The person in this article is morbidly obese. (Medical term, not opinion). Comparing them is completely silly.

  • Ryan
    July 4, 2017 at 6:42 am


  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    July 4, 2017 at 6:17 am

    It’s funny….I look a hell of alot like this chick, but I agree with every word in this post. The reason I look like her? Because I’ve made too many poor choices when it comes to my health and my body. Who is to blame? ME. Do I think I have any right to play the victim if someone chooses to dis me (privately, on their phone)? FUCK NO. The last time I was on a plane I felt huge and self-conscious, but I didn’t feel bad for me – I felt bad for the people who had to sit next to me. That was my wakeup call to try to undo some of the damage I’ve done to myself over the last too many years. Healthy eating and exercise have helped me to drop 40# but I still have a long way to go. I’m not saying this because I’m looking for praise, I’m saying it because NOBODY has to look like her unless they choose to.

    • Pandaboo917
      July 4, 2017 at 10:52 am

      Me too. I’m fat. It’s my fault I’m fat. I like cupcakes. Yes mean words hurt but it also gave me a tough skin. And maybe if she wasn’t reading his PRIVATE text messages. She would have never known. The guy didn’t say anything to her. And you know what how about instead of paying 70 bucks for more leg room cough up the money for business class or an extra seat. That’s what my fat ass does. And I’m not a plus sized model.

      • Lydia
        July 5, 2017 at 11:05 am

        Something tells me you cry and eat more in the “closet” after someone makes fun of your weight! Outside, in front of that ignorant person/people, you laugh and pretend it doesn’t bother you, but you and I both know the truth, it FAWKING KILLS YOU INSIDE AND YOU WANT TO PUNCH THE FAWK OUT OF THEM!! BUT, you don’t!! You just laugh it off UNTIL you’re all alone…………

    • July 24, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      That’s wonderful! I wish you all the best : )

  • Oh, For fucks sake
    July 4, 2017 at 2:34 am

    You know what sucks… I get my weight commented on DAILY. That’s no bullshit either, “your skinny!” (In a nasty nasally voice) was today’s but if I were to walk up to this bitch and call her fat; oh FOR FUCKS SAKE the shit storm that would ensue… it’s utter bullshit. Maybe I workout, maybe I don’t. Maybe I’m sick, maybe I’m not. Either way it’s not cool for me to say shit to you, so why can you say it to me?!

    I got off track a little, but this is dead on, because the bottom line is SHE SHOULD MIND HER OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. — all caps so you know I’m keeping it one hundred….

    Mike drop.

    • Diane Woods emerson
      July 4, 2017 at 9:15 am

      I was once referred to as a crackhead by a drunk at a casino because I am skinny and tattooed. But he lived to regret it when security was protecting him from me. I was so pissed. Call me an asshole or a bitch and I am fine with that cuz it’s generally true. But to make a rude comment because I am small and tatted , really. I get told daily “oh your so skinny”. What if I walked up to a heavy person and said “oh your so fat” ? How would that go over. If everyone just worried about themselves nobody would get their feels hurt.

      • Correct words matter
        July 4, 2017 at 10:05 am


    • Let me up, I've had enough
      July 5, 2017 at 12:35 pm

      I agree with your post…. however, you lost style points for your ending..

      It’s “Mic Drop”… short for Microphone, which at some point the most prophetic linguists of our time have intentionally dropped for dramatic effect. (Verizon even makes a corny commercial containing such behavior)

      Not “Mike Drop”. Nobody named Mike wants to be picked up, let alone dropped.

  • itsjustme
    Not all "cheesehogs" are gross
    July 4, 2017 at 2:31 am

    I disagree, I think you can be plus size and a model. Some of the pretties women I have ever met were overweight. I think Ashley Graham is beautiful. Women who are overly skinny gross me out, same with men. I think people look a lot better with some meat on them, not as much as this woman has, but some. She has a pretty face though.
    You can also be overweight and healthy, and skinny and unhealthy. There is a teacher at my daughter’s school that is probably a good 200lbs at least and she is very short, she is also an avid runner and does marathons all the time. She also does the running club at school. I see her almost daily running. On field day I lost count how many times she ran the track with the kids, and then when she would finish she would run back to the kids at the end and (and some where half a track behind) run with them encouraging them. I believe she is also a vegetarian. I don’t know for sure but she must have some sort of problem that prevents her from losing weight. I’ve known her for over ten years and she has always lived this livestyle and her body hasn’t changed.

    • Bogue Chitto
      July 4, 2017 at 7:39 am

      Hippos and elephants are also vegetarians and I’m sure they get their share of sprints during their lives. What’s your point?

  • Skinny Turtle
    July 4, 2017 at 1:58 am

    I Got halfway through this blog and started doing sit-ups…. I fucking can’t with this slob. Not a plus size anything. She’s a fucking city sized mess who thinks her shit don’t stink. But…
    It does.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    July 4, 2017 at 1:35 am

    Damn, this bitch is so fat, all the pictures of her STILL haven’t completely loaded. Like, damn, bitch! Eat less.

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