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Plymouth Jizz Vaccuum Contractor Starts $200K GoFundMe After Pleading Guilty To Not Paying Workers $100K In Wages, Blames Them For Stealing From Him

 

Last year around this time Maura Healey announced that she’d taken action against a shady contractor from the south shore named Joe Kerrissey.

This bootleg Michael Rappaport had been scheming his employees out of money they earned for years:

A Plymouth man and his construction companies have pleaded guilty to more than 100 charges in connection with running an extensive wage theft and larceny scheme and been ordered to pay more than $91,000 in restitution to workers, Attorney General Maura Healey announced today. Joseph B. Kerrissey, III, age 41, and his companies J. Kerrissey LLC and Sunrise Equipment & Excavation Inc. pleaded guilty on Tuesday in Suffolk Superior Court to 107 charges including willful wage and hour violations, larceny and failure to pay prevailing wage. After the plea was entered, Judge Heidi Brieger sentenced Kerrissey to three years of probation and ordered him to pay $91,743 in restitution to 37 former employees.

“For years, this employer refused to pay his workers and took intentional steps to make it impossible for them to obtain their wages,” AG Healey said. “With this sentence, he is held accountable for this criminal scheme and will pay full restitution to the former employees he exploited.”

The defendants pleaded guilty to multiple counts of the following charges for conduct taking place in 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017. 

The investigation revealed that Kerrissey, despite receiving payment for his company’s work on construction projects, consistently bounced payroll checks to employees, failed to issue checks, shaved hours from employees’ paychecks, and paid workers below agreed-upon hourly rates. When workers complained about non-payment of wages, Kerrissey used various excuses to avoid payment, including telling employees the money should be in the account, saying they did not earn the wages or had to work for nothing, and threatening to take out criminal complaints if they attempted to use the legal system to obtain their wages.

The investigation also revealed that Kerrissey distributed paychecks knowing his company’s payroll account lacked sufficient funds to cover the paychecks with the intent to defraud the recipients, and moved funds out of business accounts on and around payday. 

The defendant and his companies performed public construction work on projects in the towns of Hanover, Weston and West Tisbury. The defendant failed to pay the applicable prevailing wage for all hours worked and failed to submit required certified payroll records on those projects to the awarding authorities and to the AG’s Office. The AG’s Office will impose a five-year statutory debarment from public works projects on Kerrissey and his companies as a result of his conviction on these prevailing wage charges.

Yea, see the thing is Joey, if you don’t pay your employees for hard labor like construction, they’re not just gonna get over it. The “it should be in your account” move is a delay tactic, not an end game

And by the looks of the comments he’s been doing this to a lot of people, hasn’t paid back shit, is still up to no good, and seems to be willfully violating the plea deal.

Well Gingervitis started a GoFundMe this week, and is using his ability to create crotch fruits as bait for gullible people:

 

TL;DR – I keep reproducing despite my financial and legal troubles. I’m the real victim here. Give me $200,000.

This guy is the scummiest contractor I’ve ever seen, and we get sent stories about scummy contractors all the time. Here’s some of the highlights….

If this happened to me, it can happen to you.

No, it can’t. Because I don’t believe in slavery and I’m not a jizz vaccuum who intentionally shorts working class people out of thousands of dollars.

“Payments evaporated”

Money isn’t the water cycle. Payments were intentionally moved from business accounts the day before payday.

This was a work of art:

“The practice of shorting payments became a common theme as a job was finishing up.  Law suits followed”

Yea, the practice of shorting payments was a common theme….by you. And lawsuits followed….by the Attorney General’s Office. And you plead guilty.

At the same time, we experienced serious family medical problems with the births of our children and the health of my Father.  These issues continue and we are advocating for the best care, as needed. 

Boo fucking hoo. We all have sick dads and kids. Pay your workers.

“Guilty until proven innocent.”

Bruh, you PLEAD GUILTY!!

I have always shown respect for those I worked for, and to those that worked for me. 

And what better way to show that than by not paying them for their labor?

I have helped employees meet overdue mortgage payments to ward off foreclosure.  I have paid advances on salaries, when asked for good reasons. 

No you haven’t. You put people in danger of foreclosure so that you could pay your mortgage instead.

I have sponsored employees on VISAs looking to stay permanently in the US and connected them with immigration attorneys. 

Translation – I employ immigrants (quite possibly illegal immigrants) because they’ll work for less than minimum wage.

He blames the victims:

Sadly, some of these same employees ransacked my business while I was dealing with family health issues and the birth of my daughter.  Tens of thousands of dollars of tools, equipment and machines were stolen, and when I pressed charges, I was threatened and my family was threatened:  ”It is not about the truth it is about the accusation”, they said.   Counter charges were filed against me, false reports to the AG of failure to pay wages, false claims to the DCF and calls to OSHA.  With each accusation I was arrested, or fined, or investigated, and I had to prove my innocence. 

But yet…you didn’t prove your innocence. Because you weren’t innocent.

They manipulated the system masterfully to create chaos and distraction, causing damage to my reputation and business.

They wanted to get paid and you never paid them. They didn’t damage your reputation, you did.

Eventually my cases were dismissed at a great personal cost; time from my family, time from my business and money.  Their charges were dismissed by the AG in lieu of signing a wage complaint.

No, the charges were not dismissed because YOU PLEAD GUILTY puddle chud!!

He had an explanation for the guilty plea though….

This was the first time in the Commonwealth that a wage complaint was being charged as a criminal offense, all other cases brought against a company were charged as a civil offense.  The evidence used by the prosecutors was the testimony given by the very same individuals who robbed my business three years earlier.  Our motion to address each claim separately was denied – plead guilty or we go after your family and jailtime.  We were expecting our fourth daughter in August, another high-risk pregnancy.  I pled guilty, and was fined $91,000 ($12,000 as wage restitution and $79,000 as fines).  Yes, restitution to the very people that stole the $100k in equipment, tools and machines.    

Yea, he was gonna fight it, but his wife was about to fire another poon polyp out of the baby cannon, so he threw up the white flag and surrendered instead.

From there on it it’s just more sob stories about guys who fucked him over in bankruptcy court by “weaponizing” (AKA using it to get money owed) it, and layers and layers of bullshit and lies that he likely tells his wife so she won’t divorce him. What a psychopath.

It looks like he’s started a new company too:

Pro tip – if you had to dissolve your other companies because you told people that they were getting money that never came, don’t start a new company with initials that most people associate with “just kidding.”

Ya know how I can tell this guy’s a queef? He has four Facebook pages and uploads his high school football pictures them.

Oh, and he started a blog which has gotten a lot of likes and comments:

I read the first sentagraph before I realized it was just more insane rantings from a guy who still thinks he can convince people he’s not the worst person on earth.

This blog is about my life how I came to build a company from nothing to a multi million dollar entity and how it has been stripped from me by the corruption in the justice system, the fraudulant activity of  someone I tried to help get back on his feet and his lawyer, and 4 people that stole from my company that used the system that should have procescuted them to somehow procecute me.

Multi million dollar entity that bounces checks. For sure.

He also calls the victims junkies:

It is my story of 4 people down on thier luck one having a car accident that took his arm which ruined his career, the pain medication pushed him and his wife to being drug users, and my generosity to try and help them prior to christmas only to end up with tens of thousands of dollars of equipment stolen.

He says he’s a victim of being a Trump supporter.

I am writing this blog and assume noone will ever read it but if they do I hope it helps someone out there having similar situations. Our justice and political systems are broken. I live in a very Blue state but am a large supporter of Donald Trump. I lived a true story of the corruption he is trying to expose and how it isnt something you just hear on the news it is and can effect everyone of us if its not dealt with.

Trump University has more legitimacy than any business he’s ever created.

He says that Maura Healey only came after him because of politics.

I got caught in an attorney Generals political maneuver for a run at office and noone cared that was wrong and not justified.

How would she ever win by 40 points if not for her campaign pledge to take down this dick whistler?

Oh, and it’s the cop’s fault too:

The thousands of dollars I spent on private investigators because the police wouldn’t act and finally when the proof was overwhelming they lied telling us they had a search warrant but actually just knocked on the door and were let in. Apparently they felt getting back 10% of what was taken was good enough and never filed charges because these two people were in the drug scene and were informants giving the police information and therefore we didn’t matter.

Instead of spending thousands of dollars on PI’s (I know he didn’t really, but let’s just pretend he did), maybe you should’ve used that money to pay back the restitution you owe to your employees instead.

 

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33 Comment(s)
  • Cindy Maccaferri
    November 29, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    I’m a new neighbour and the saga continues. Still poor me, with no respect for the laws. Wife’s an addict and kids locked in all day. Running an excavation company out of residential neighbourhood. Petition submitted to town and have been told it’s a process. It is illegal to run a 3 axel diesel business out of a residential neighbourhood.

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    June 15, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    “Another high-risk pregnancy”???? Here’s an idea….stop fucking breeding, you bag of dicks.

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      June 15, 2019 at 12:26 pm

      And wash your goddamn hair.

  • The Boondock Saint
    June 12, 2019 at 1:33 am

    Oh man… this guy was great in Eastbound and Down!

  • Magically Delicious
    June 11, 2019 at 9:33 am

    You’re always after me Lucky Charms…

  • Bill
    June 11, 2019 at 8:00 am

    Construction business is cut throat. You have to layout weeks of payments to your employees/vendors until you get paid. There is a lot of paperwork involved to get paid especially if your working on public projects. if you are not good with paperwork you could miss a payment cycle and end up waiting another month for payment. Another issue these guys run into is low bidding public projects so they can get the job but they do not run all the numbers so in the end they lose money on the deal. Big companies will low bid projects sometimes to keep there guys working but they have multiple projects going on at once so they can withstand a break even or small loss. Construction is all about managing cash flow. Lots of paperwork. Small guys like this get eaten alive. This story gets played out a lot. But we have wage laws for a reason and if your going to start a business and employ people you have to make payroll.

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    June 11, 2019 at 8:00 am

    Yeah. The guys such a puss it should be a crime. All GFM’s come with multiple reasons why, kid sick, wife sick, dad sick, and the roof leaks etc etc. Sorry no… Just fucking no. They would be more believable if they just said: ” hey im a fuck up and I need help” Fucking moron…

  • Richyrich
    June 11, 2019 at 7:14 am

    GoFundMe’s are the last refuge of scoundrels.

  • Judge dread
    June 10, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    As soon as I saw the pic of his daughter who’s like 3, who looked like she was going through a god damn midlife crisis, his wife who looks like she wants to make all her problems disappear with a bottle of Xanax, and this dude’s HS picture one thing became completely clear

    This dude is a faggot that went senior level in high school football cuz he was all about the spit roast. He gets butt plugged on the reg buy aids ridden Grindr faggots. I bet he doesn’t even buy dinner. He just opens up both holes.

  • Bucky Beaver rappaport
    June 10, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Remi had a baby with buck beaver??

    • Cindy Maccaferri
      November 29, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      Lol funny you say that he has a “worker” living with him!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 10, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Two ginger parents. Is it possible for that baby to have a soul deficit?

  • The Common Man
    June 10, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    I would have also accepted calling him a bootleg Al Bundy.

    • Captain Trips
      Al Bundy
      June 10, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      “I’m sorry ma’am, but there’s a 2 ton weight limit on these shoes”

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 11, 2019 at 9:45 am

  • Look, Penis
    June 10, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    How the fuck did he go to Disney in October???

  • Metro West Guy
    M
    June 10, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    He ought to sue the barber who he paid for that haircut….

  • Captain Trips
    Shawn O 'Hennesy
    June 10, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Holy shit! Could anyone look more Irish?

    This dude should be sitting on a four leaf clover playing limericks on a flute!

    “Pass me a pint o Guinness me lovely and I’ll play “I’ll Take You Home Kathleen” on me flute!”

    • The Common Man
      June 10, 2019 at 5:21 pm

      The Common Man thought the same thing. Could this duche really be part of my tribe? I guess he is, but he never got the memo that you only rip off piasans as their too stupid to count money.

      I’ve been to Italy once and I loved it. My only complaint was all the Italian people.

      Disclaimer:. For those of you know, Irish and Italian people have been busting each others chops for over a hundred years and no one gets offended, it’s good natured and funny. If you’re offended then kindly fuck off.

      • Captain Trips
        Fat Albert's Friend Mushmouth
        June 10, 2019 at 6:47 pm

        Ise bee can bee dig it bee!

      • Captain Trips
        Joe Pesci
        June 10, 2019 at 6:52 pm

        What? You think I’m funny? Like a clown? Whyyy youuuu muddah fuckah youuuu

      • JoeMomma
        June 11, 2019 at 8:40 am

        You need to go to Italy in August, all the Italians go to France for vacation.

  • Dont Hire Illegals
    June 10, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Hire Third World get Third world problems

  • hartf811
    Hartford
    June 10, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    I would beat the snot out of this doofus just for looking like Michael Rappaport. “Whats this? wha- whats this? whats this?”
    BTW I haven’t been in a Cumberland Farms since his ad block ran a few years ago. Genius move CF. Your Trump hating, virtue- signalers the ad catered to with this dope were uptown guzzling $6.00 Fair Trade Steeped Tree Bark Lattes at Starfucks. They wouldn’t dring gas station coffee if they were lost in the desert.

    • Y
      June 10, 2019 at 7:46 pm

      I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one who boycotted CF for its partnership with that dick bag.

      • z
        June 10, 2019 at 8:53 pm

        Actually I rarely went into CF before Rappaport.

        “Cumberland Farms Fires Employee For Having Too Much Cash In The Register” in 2012.

        Guy neglected to stick a couple of hundred in the store safe.
        Got robbed at gun point.
        CF fired him a couple of hours later.
        3 days before Christmas.

        • z
          June 10, 2019 at 9:00 pm

          “Cumbies!!!!”
          The stupid fuck who ok’d that should have been shot and body run through a wood chipper.

          I know that people use that as a knickname. But to go out of your way to call yourself that?

        • Christopher Lettiere
          June 11, 2019 at 9:42 am

          Agreed:

  • randiguy2006
    Confused
    June 10, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    So we like Maura Healy now? I’m so confused.

    • hartf811
      Manheim
      June 10, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      No!
      We STILL don’t like that little irksome queer Maura Healey. Some dick in her high school pitched her a high hard one in the back of a car, missed the target, drew blood, didn’t invite her to the prom afterwards, she switched teams as a result and we are all paying for it. That she dreams of being under Elizabeth Warren or either of those midwestern cows running for President, having drinks under the rainbow flag with Pete the Genius ( “What me worry?”) or even being diddled by Saint Bernie or Creepers McGee Biden. She will take one for the team from either team. Swings like a rusty door.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Liawatha
        June 10, 2019 at 6:24 pm

        Your post got me so fucking wet.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    June 10, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Wait until the IRS and MADOR gets involved. Yeehaw!

  • Wikkid Pissa
    June 10, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    I’m surprised someone hasn’t used his big head for batting practice. Here in FL if they find a body in an alligator pond it’s automatically ruled an accidental drowning (lol).

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