I guess she thought she was in England.

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How many times have you seen the obnoxious “open letter” posts on Facebook? What about the ones where someone said another person was driving like an idiot? Instead of moving on like a fucking grown up – the person making the post shames some random human in a community group in an attempt to”vent.”

I’m just going to say this – if you make one of these posts I want to punch you directly in the face. You are a waste of oxygen and everyone should laugh at you. You should be banned from the Internet and driving. I hate people who do this. I will automatically assume it was your shitty driving that caused the issue.

What we usually never find out the other side of the story. Why? Because the chances of your stupid post finding its intended target, with millions of drivers, is next to impossible.

That’s what one scenester snaggle snatch named Diana Lee Hirt decided to do when she posted this dumb fucking post on All Things Plymouth.

What an attention seeking vag beast this broad is.

Her eyebrows look like a skidmark left in someone’s underwear. If Jason Mraz had tits he would be this girl.

Oh, so you think that because someone is pulling out of a gym they are automatically on roids? What a hosebeast.

Now, what Diana didn’t know was that the guy who she pissed off had seen the post, and since dirty Diana deleted hers, he started a new one.

Meet Adam Figoli. The driver referenced in the twat mop’s post. He basically had her soul for breakfast and ripped her apart like the savage he is. Just a regular dad taking an hour for himself in the morning before having to go to his job. Not a cat lady, who clearly can’t get laid, making up stories.

I think it’s fair to say I liked him immediately. Not only does he break down the speed forensics for us (I know the area and he’s right. No way could you get to that speed unless you had something significantly sportier.) He also throws Twatty McEyebrows right under the bus for being a stupid driver and breaking the law.

People began to celebrate that these two star-crossed drivers had figuratively collided.

Amazing guys. You were the highlight of the thread. 

It took no time for someone, or a joint-named couple who share a Facebook because one of them obviously cheated, to tag the two in question. Snaggle Snatch probably never saw this coming. Like I said, the chances of finding the person who slighted you is damn near impossible. It didn’t matter. Diana wasn’t going to stop being a loud-mouth fake victim and admit she was wrong.

No, Diana. You aren’t even close to awesome. You’re so thirsty for attention and head-pats that even you have to make jokes that you’re a 20-something cat lady and get fat-shamed on Tinder.

All of those likes aren’t for you. It’s for the Taco Bell.

Yeah…. the fight continued….

But not before she was clearly defeated and played the “I’m so done with this conversation” pussy bow out.

I love it when people get called out on their shit. I love it even more when they started the whole thing and then pretend like they don’t have time to argue. Remember, she was the one who went and posted the nasty initial post. Now that she’s getting her ass handed to her she’s “seriously done.

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So, let this be a reminder to you toolbag millennials who think the world stops for you; it doesn’t. If you decide to call out a regular guy because you are too good for the traffic laws – the Turtle Bus will mow you down. Which may explain your eyebrows. -ponders-

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