A turtle rider sent us a video today from his commute yesterday on Rt 128 during morning rush hour. According to him this SJW in a beatup Corolla tried swerving into his Jeep after seeing a Trump flag waving from it, so he started filming (although we certainly don’t condone filming while driving because it’s dangerous) when she started going full cheesehog on him.
“Go fucking die.”
“Eat my ass mother fucker.”
“Go fucking die, no one likes you!”
I don’t know who that woman is, but I’m confident of two things – 1) she didn’t go to the prom, and 2) she hasn’t shaved her bush since Trump got elected.
And what better way to show you’re a tolerant liberal who cares about the environment than by throwing plastic bottles onto the highway?
And totally safe to not watch the road at all while on the highway so that you can chuck a complete stranger the bird.
It’s amazing what one orange man can do to the human condition. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no fan of of 45, but I’m certainly not going to let him turn me into Scissorsaurus Rex who’s permanently on the rag.
Bonus points if you hate Trump so much that you can close your eyes will doing so.
She looks exactly as we all knew she would. Poor girl needs some dick and some new hubcaps like I’ve never seen before.
And what I need is for some turtle rider to run these plates for me so we can find out who she is and learn even more about her. Looks a lot like 745 SW3 to me.
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