Social Justice Warriors

Police Report Menopausasaurus Is “Missing,” Turns Out It’s Just A Plea For Pity After Being Publicly Shamed For Going Psycho On Old Jewish Guy In MAGA Hat


In the process of exposing terrible people doing terrible things we’ve been blamed for a lot of collateral damage that’s happened, or even MIGHT happen in the future. These include but are not limited to suicide, death threats, drug overdoses, depression, weight gain, loss of food stamps, and much more. However, we’ve never made anyone disappear until now:

I can’t take credit for this one though. Our friend Mindy Robinson exposed the menopausasaurus a couple weeks ago after she went completely bonkers and began threatening an old Jewish dude for wearing a MAGA hat at Strabucks. Read all the crazy things she posted here if you need to catch up.

I can say with a good amount of confidence that she is the worst person on the planet. She lost her job because of this, and evidently wanted to make people think she killed herself because nothing gets people to feel bad for you more than suicide. But she forgot to turn off her cell phone, because the cops went looking for her and found out she was making phone calls in Aberdeen, WA. Shortly after the APD posted about her being missing on Facebook they quickly took it down once they Googled her name. Well, that and the comments. Normally when a person is missing you get a lot of thoughts and prayers and whatnot. Not with the menopausasaurus though. The comments section was one of the most entertaining couple hours in Facebook history.

This one had me dying:

It’s funny because it’s true.

Even on her friend’s Facebook post all of the concerned comments are getting loaded with laughing emojis.

This chick doesn’t get it:

People are laughing at this because she’s not really in danger, nor is she “missing.” This is just her latest publicity stunt, designed to make people feel bad for her because of the consequences she’s rightfully suffering from her own actions. Because all these people have is the victim card. If they can’t find a way to make themselves seem oppressed then they’ll have to blame their personal failures on themselves, and that will only happen in the reign of Queen Dick.

Let this be a lesson – if you act like a terrible person in public you run the risk of getting exiled by the public. She showed who she really was – an out of control sociopath who threatened a complete stranger and his family because he didn’t vote for the candidate of her choice. The fact that she had to flea the SJW mecca of Silicon Valley because even they rejected her soundly, gives me hope for humanity.


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34 Comment(s)
  • Well, No Shit
    April 24, 2019 at 11:48 am

    The only thing that I want this skeezer sucking on is a Smith & Wesson lollipop.

  • Jack Goff
    April 24, 2019 at 12:09 am

    Addition by subtraction.

  • Tango Romeo
    April 23, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    She’s a pig but she’s a pig that’ll do.
    Definitely invade her crinkle with more than a digit
    That bright red lipstick would end up on my crank after she had to clean her residue from the rod.

  • Kim Wescott
    April 23, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Where ever she is, she’d be pretty hard to miss…

  • McElroy
    April 22, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    Hopefully no resources are being wasted looking for her.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 22, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    She’s the poster child for the democratic party. You vote democrat, you get her.

  • Walter " Wood" Bird
    April 22, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    My perpetual boner went soft looking at this adolescent excuse of a female. My boner never goes soft. I even try to score crazy liberal chicks. But she is too creepy. A amazing day.

  • Burlando Castile
    April 22, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    In sure she picked Aberdeen, WA for a reason. I reckon Kurt Cobain was from or loved in Aberdeen. She probably wanted to be considered a midlife teenage mid adulthood suicide.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 22, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Those Facebook commenters are much more amusing than the vulgar, dimwitted trolls that habitually share their inarticulate opinion on every single Turtleboy blog.

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    April 22, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    She is not a missing person i care to find. Rather know what happened to medford’s own Dale Bozio of the band “missing person’s” cause she was atleast cool in 82. This bitch was never cool i’m sure. Too much of a narcissist to take the battery out of her phone during her hoax missing scam. She needs to feed so desperately on the feedback she just couldn’t do it so her scam failed. Attention whore libtard. Middle aged women with shaved heads and tattoos are the new “basic bitches” . No originalty, they all have pink hair so it’s not edgy. FAIL.

  • The angry taint
    sasquatch from the north
    April 22, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    she just might beat me in the longest game of hide n seek! oh shit i think i just saw her! but i can’t prove it

    • Corinth Arkadin
      April 22, 2019 at 4:58 pm

      Hopefully someone does find her.

      Hopefully that is in an oil drum covered with cement in New Jersey next to Hoffa.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        April 29, 2019 at 1:52 pm

        Am I banned?

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    April 22, 2019 at 11:25 am

    I can smell the gingivitis reeking out of her gums. Pig.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 22, 2019 at 11:04 am

    As long as she is ” Missing” there will be one less “It” making noise in the world

  • The Name Game
    April 22, 2019 at 11:03 am

    But where did she Park-her Man-key? Wait a minute: if she’s Mankey, does that mean transgender? A biologically natural female would have a man-keyhole, n’est pas? In any case, Stanley Mankey brought down by herself, all the shit shes received. Deserving of a trip to the cuckoo’s nest.

    • The Name Game
      April 22, 2019 at 11:11 am

      Damn you, auto-correct! Supposed to be STANKY Mankey!
      BTW, not too many “Strabucks ” around here, just fields full of doe… and pellets… and deer ticks.

  • Batman
    April 22, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Kill it with fire, please.

  • Pay itnappers to keep it
    April 22, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Who cares. Bet the vultures wouldnt eat its disgusting carcass

    • Hood Dairy Inc.
      April 22, 2019 at 2:52 pm

      you do not have our permission to post “its” picture on our milk cartons

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 22, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Word has it she’s staying at one of Bernie Sanders 3 houses with several of her therapy cats

  • Manky Clown
    April 22, 2019 at 8:47 am

    Some things just have to go unfound.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 22, 2019 at 8:41 am

    Here in the good old U of K we have a word (not used in the States, I believe) – “manky”.

    This woman is Mankey by name and manky by nature.

    inferior; worthless.
    “he wanted recruits for his manky justice warrior society”
    dirty and unpleasant.
    “the man in the manky mackintosh”

  • z
    April 22, 2019 at 8:37 am

    So, being out of contact for 24 hours is now considered troubling and disturbing and you need to put out a APB?

    She’s 46 not 86 and living in a house with 2 floors and a basement. Where you wonder if she fell down some steps.

    I’m too lazy to look it up. But, wasn’t she married or hooked up with some guy? Anyone ask him?

    • z
      April 22, 2019 at 8:46 am

      I should also add, you are also pretty sure she headed north of her own volition but you want want the cops “the violence workers, because you know that’s how they roll” to help in tracking someone down.
      The moment she was “Found” I’m sure the “Fuck the Cops” banners went back up.

    • Hart Ford
      April 22, 2019 at 8:49 am

      This confused ratchet feminazi could run for congress. How could this America hating malcontent be any worse that Maxipad “Fried Chicken at Roscoe’s ” Watters, Talib Taliban, Hysterical Horonamo or the Octogenarian triplets: Feinstein, Boxer and Pig-Losi. Maybe she is “dusting cookies” with Blasey -Ford, preparing her GFM page for sisterhood-victimhood?

    • itsjustme
      April 22, 2019 at 10:53 am

      I read about this yesterday, and the only thing I was surprised about was that “they” are married, and to a guy. It is also listed as “voluntarily missing.”

  • WeRFucked
    April 22, 2019 at 8:35 am

    And the winner in the category of “The least attractive and most mentally unstable woman” goes to…

    • WeRFucked
      April 22, 2019 at 8:41 am

      Seriously… WTF? You think your haircut is the right one for your facial features?

      Please… whatever your doctor has prescribed you… it isn’t working.

      And yes, there is absolutely no doubt you take multiple medications. Anyone can see there is something wrong you. Your appearance screams “HELP ME.”

  • Give a Feminist a Throat Punch
    April 22, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Target women.
    Attack women.
    Expose women.
    Humiliate women.

    • Brock Turner
      April 22, 2019 at 8:27 am

      ^ And there you go. This is why no woman will date you and you should just go suck cock.

    • Harry Richard
      April 22, 2019 at 8:27 am

      Poor little incel.

    • z
      April 22, 2019 at 8:41 am

      Nothing from you about targeting an elderly white man with a different political belief than her.
      Because “Resistance!!!!” and “ORANGE MAN BAD”.

      What do you have against the elderly?

      • Give a Feminist a Throat Punch
        April 22, 2019 at 9:53 pm

        You triggered liberal cucks kill me. Who gives a FUCK if he got in her face, nose-to-nose, raised his fist and screamed WHITE POWER! Women are WORTHLESS. Feminists are WORTHLESS. They deserved to be targeted, attacked, and humiliated, which is exactly why I come here. Only TB has enough balls to say FUCK THESE DUMPSTERSLUTS. And if you don’t agree then you’re a fucking pussy bitch liberal FACT.

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