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Porn Star Taking The Porridge Pumper In Ashland State Park Video With 2 Million Views Is Listed As Holliston Elementary School Teacher Lori Ostapovicz, Just Released Video “Parent-Teacher Conference”

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This is Lori Ostapovicz from Holliston, MA.

She is currently listed on the Holliston Public School’s website as a music teacher at Placentino Elementary School.

When you search for her name and Holliston you come across this article from the Holliston reporter, showing her engaging in some sort of cultural appropriation in 2009 in front of students.

Here she is in 2012 being honored for her hard work at Pacentino Elementary.

According to the Facebook machine she is married to this guy:

Now, does this face look familiar?

If you’re a fan of harcore pornography, particularly of the interracial genre, then you’ve likely had many pleasant experiences with this music teacher. She’s built up quite a name for herself in the cuckold community, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults doing that.

The problem arises when they’re filming in public parks. Here’s a NSFW video she recently released, which has over 2 million views. Tell me if you recognize anything in that video.

That would be Ashland State Park, which is right on the Boston Marathon route. There was this music teacher with “Big Max” giving him a big ol’ basket sandwich for the fans to enjoy.

Now, I found it unfathomable that a current teacher could somehow have this type of following as a hardcore porn star. But at the same time I did find this link showing that she’s been collecting retirement since September 29, 2017.

Honestly, it doesn’t really matter if she’s still a teacher. She was taking the porridge piper at a public park, right next to a playground, on picnic tables that are probably used for birthday parties, and blasting it on the Internet. I’m all for sexual privacy, but the second you do it in public AND put it on the Internet, it’s no longer private. And you are a complete and utter gutterslug to do something like this if you are a retired music teacher from the town next door.

If she retired in 2017 it’s likely because her porn career was taking off. Go back on her IG and you can see posts from as early as summer 2016 that seems to indicate she was a budding star.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTpOdDmFdE1/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkPCYu5jG3M/

Evidently she won some sort of award for amaeteur porn star at the ripe old age of 56 last year.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BR4_USDlYxU/

Instagram and Facebook don’t let you show porn. Twitter does. The only thing you can’t do on Twitter is express conservative opinions or be Turtleboy. But the bukkake, gang bangs, and complete and utter debauchery on Lauren Dewynter’s Twitter account is all good in the hood.

And she’s clearly profiting on her teaching experience when you see her latest video entitled….

“The Parent Teacher Conference.”

Here’s the premise of that film….

“One of my students had a super-sexy Father, Alphonso Layz. I had met him a few times in the past at school related events. There was definitely some chemistry there – we both felt it. And he was single to boot. I could not wait for him to come to his parent-conference. At our meeting, we tried to focus but it wasn’t going anywhere. We were too focused on checking each other out. Finally he broke down and just asked me to his place. Of course I said yes. After all, what my husband doesn’t know never seems to hurt him.”

In case you were wondering, she’s not racist against white guys. She has no problem taking one for the team if the girth is there.

Queen of Spades. Amazing.

Oh, and here she is in 2013 being honored by a local boutique for her “french immersion program,” inviting parents of students she’s had in class to come in and say hello.

Just leave your husbands at home.

Anyway, she’s free to do as she pleases, and if she wants to be a porn star then more power to her. Quite frankly I hope I still look like that when I’m 56. But if you do it at Ashland State Park, and you clearly are marketing yourself as a porn star/teacher, then don’t be surprised when that shit ends up on Turtleboy, because you ma’am are ratchet as hell. If she does still work in an elementary school in any capacity though, that should probably come to an end now. Just sayin.

58 Comment(s)
  • neville grayson
    February 11, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    Lori is a legend, Queen of Spades indeed.

  • Deez Nuts
    September 22, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    I hit that back in 2011 at a party. She’s an insatiable sl_t!

  • noneofyourbizness
    August 24, 2019 at 12:13 am

    Well I personally, just banged out three massive orgasms watching that shit, but thank god it was before the ending. WTF are those bumps on her labia?! I threw up in my mouth a little and ya’ll some racist MFs.

    • Gina
      August 24, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      BUMPS ON HER LABIA???

  • Fo Sho
    Droopsyerdick
    December 13, 2018 at 9:55 am

    Ugliest ass I’ve ever seen………

    • hairy clam chowda
      January 15, 2019 at 9:27 pm

      Gendusos ass way better

  • Bill
    December 12, 2018 at 11:15 am

    All these pictures remind me of an old Greek saying my Grannie used to say when I was growing up, she would gather us grand kids around her and tell us, children, always remember in life there are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is ……….fish.

  • Cheech and Chong
    December 11, 2018 at 8:29 am

    “Now they’re really getyong filthy, they brought in a god damn black guy”

  • Akihito
    December 10, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    Geriatric porn isn’t too enticing to me

  • Turdchomper
    December 10, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    Probably going to turtle hell but i would hit that milf in a minute. Her choice of loser co-stars tells me I have a legit chance. Email me teacher, your cuck can film my opinion of you when it hits your face

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    December 10, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    Does she do white guys ? I am asking for a friend

  • Frank Rizzo
    December 10, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    Yes I’m back again. By the way, her porn suks doggie dick. Fat random old black dude with a flaccid cock doin’ dirty with this vapid cunt, with her husband doing the video on his phone. Buncha fukkin’ pukes.

    • Waldorf Bukake Emerson
      December 10, 2018 at 8:10 pm

      Thank you for the update. I won’t even waste my time watching it. Going with Girls Do Porn for an anal scene then maybe a 3 girl pov bj video or something from Evil Angel… hate when they say anal and there isn’t any anal or big tits or busty and the chic is just fat…. lying bastards.

  • hank
    December 10, 2018 at 10:13 am

    Puke city. Also, that’s not a real woman. It’s Chris Lilley prepping for a new role.

  • American girl
    December 10, 2018 at 9:40 am

    I hope local parents are responsible and don’t let their kids anywhere near this vile, disgusting freak.

  • Echo Chamber
    December 10, 2018 at 9:36 am

    She’s kind of gross… I guess with makeup she looks ok.. But her piss flippers are well worn. I don’t think she feels much down in that hole. Her husband looks like he hides in the closet and jacks to the show.

    • Judge Judy
      December 10, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      Husband is fluffing her black suitors.

  • Roast beef vageen
    December 10, 2018 at 9:33 am

    Ewwwwww omg her gina looks so nasty !!! & where’s her ass? I thought black dudes liked big booty? I don’t get it, & I would NOT!!!!

  • Captain Trips
    Charlton Heston
    December 10, 2018 at 9:33 am

    I’m her age and I look 10 years younger than her

    I wouldn’t

    Nope.

    Imagine the STD’s she has from the apes

    • True
      December 10, 2018 at 5:33 pm

      that’s how aids started it was an ape disease

    • Anonymous
      December 10, 2018 at 8:16 pm

      Those damn, dirty apes!!!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 10, 2018 at 9:20 am

    You outed an elementary school music teacher who does porn. Congratulations i guess? Curious as to whether you would’ve published this article if she wasn’t into black guys.

    • Mitch Cumstein
      December 10, 2018 at 10:11 am

      There was plenty to report here without even delving into the whole interracial angle. She was responsible for educating young children from 8-3 and then doing blowbangs with 5 guys on camera after school, I am pretty sure that’s not a typical side job for most grade school teachers. At my school, teachers sold real estate or painted houses…

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      December 10, 2018 at 1:45 pm

      You can’t “out” someone who proudly sells and promotes themselves. Just sayin’.

  • Yuck
    December 10, 2018 at 9:12 am

    She looks like a man

    • Drago
      December 10, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      and an old man at that

  • Alexandria Occasionally-Conscious
    December 10, 2018 at 9:04 am

    The quintessential Butter face !
    At least I can eat an ear of corn through a knothole in a fence.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    December 10, 2018 at 8:58 am

    To be fair I went out and researched her body of work. Very impressive CV. For a 56 year old she is in some condition. As I’ve observed before, the average woman in Massachusetts is 200 pounds. Seeing someone her age that slim is almost a miracle in this area.

    She must be very popular at the RedHat Christmas party. I imagine discussing her rimming scenes are a real ice breaker.

    Would, but alas I think I’m the wrong race. Dang.

    • Jimmy Booms
      December 10, 2018 at 10:32 am

      Getting pounded by the Umass Alumni basketball team in the middle of Elm Park is great exercise , it’s no wonder she is so slim

  • Would not
    December 10, 2018 at 8:04 am

    More proof that black men will fuck anything with a hole.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 10, 2018 at 8:01 am

    I hope the Ashland PD charge her with public indecency.

  • WeAreFukd
    December 10, 2018 at 7:26 am

    Eww. I’m in my 50’s and that bitch is unattractive. I wonder if her children are just finding out about this? And how do the neighbors react to her now?
    Can you imagine the embarrassment that her husband should rightfully face at work this morning? I expect the email servers at RedHat to explode today. Consenting adult or not, letting your white wife get f’d by a bunch of black dudes is not normal.

    • WeAreFukd
      December 10, 2018 at 7:29 am

      to add to my racist sounding post… letting your wife of any race get f’d by anyone else of any race is not normal.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        December 10, 2018 at 8:03 am

        Agreed. They both have no morals whatsoever

      • AJ (gropey) Baker
        December 10, 2018 at 5:58 pm

        No problemo, if we can’t address the obvious then there would be no point in discussing any of it. The entire point of their porn clips is race.

  • Ed Giacomin
    December 10, 2018 at 7:12 am

    Like a hot dog down a hallway. Bleck, no thanks.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Rogie Vachon
      December 10, 2018 at 3:28 pm

      I’d rather take a puck to the balls from Stan Makita.

  • Doctor Vicky Johnson
    December 10, 2018 at 6:49 am

    worn out sleeve of wizard snatch

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    December 10, 2018 at 6:45 am

    I’ve been waiting all weekend for a solid article and I wake up to THIS? Leave the poor broad alone. Give me more hoodboogers and gofundme scams. Tis the season after all!

  • Rich A
    Ryan
    December 10, 2018 at 6:41 am

    The only things offensive about this are her face and ass.

  • yuck
    December 10, 2018 at 6:18 am

    c’mon man even the illiterate illegals know not to go mud sharking. Big nosed bitch.

  • WOULD
    December 10, 2018 at 6:10 am

    She’s innocent!! I’ll pay her bail money.

    I love her man!

    TBS great work please introduce to me .. us to more local cam girls and porn stars.

  • Frank Rizzo
    December 10, 2018 at 4:38 am

    North Shore Turtle Babe, you better hope that YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE HER when your’e 56, she’s a HOMELY FUCKIN’ SLAMPIG who thinks she’s hot, but trust me, she’s not.

    • Stunt Penis
      December 10, 2018 at 7:31 am

      Bit too chubby for my tastes, but, in the total realm of things when you consider the “average” american woman, she’s not bad at 56, considering the “typical” american woman at 56 resembles something closer to rosie o’donnell.

  • Dick LaBone
    December 10, 2018 at 4:27 am

    The kids rave about her skin flute lessons….

  • Mahty Welch
    December 10, 2018 at 12:45 am

    She can show me a filmstrip any day. Does she do out calls?

  • DeezNutz
    December 10, 2018 at 12:42 am

    She found a black guy in Ashland?

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      December 10, 2018 at 8:31 pm

      Probably went to Framingham to get them

  • Jimmy Booms
    December 10, 2018 at 12:07 am

    She is a a solid 3.5 and that’s about it. I wouldn’t jerk off to her that’s for sure and I can jerk off looking at the Blooming Onion at Outback

  • Peter McGirth
    December 9, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    If ever asked, “what do you think a husband looks like who permits other men to run trains on his wife on camera?” I would have given the sketch artist an exact description of that dude.

    • fucking fags
      December 10, 2018 at 6:24 am

      Dude uses his wife to get close to dick. Acting out his fantasies through her. You know he is a faggot ass faggot. If you work at Redhat update your resume and grab the windex.

    • Jimmy Booms
      December 10, 2018 at 8:13 pm

      She has had more black dick in her than a urinal at the Apollo

      • BH
        January 14, 2019 at 12:52 pm

        Not even going to credit Lisa Lampinelli for that line, are you.
        Unoriginal tool.

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    December 9, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Yawn. Wow! A pornstar…

    • Captain Trips
      Burt Reynolds
      December 10, 2018 at 8:02 am

      Yeah you’d probably say that too if your 15 year old daughter was in a film

      • proud father
        December 10, 2018 at 9:54 pm

        I support my kids dreams whatever they choose to do in life, gay porn, gang bangs as long as they do their best.

        Sweety you could have taken a couple more dongs in the backdoor but I’m still proud of your deep-throating and anal-gape. Now lets stop at friendly’s for ice cream and we have to pickup some Chinese food for your mother she just did a 40 man bareback all holes shoot.

        • Bill
          December 12, 2018 at 11:44 am

          Oh good God I thought I was a sick puppy. You make me feel 100% healed (sane), although my head aches after reading your post and the angry voices in my head are much louder and more direct.

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