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This is Lori Ostapovicz from Holliston, MA.

She is currently listed on the Holliston Public School’s website as a music teacher at Placentino Elementary School.

When you search for her name and Holliston you come across this article from the Holliston reporter, showing her engaging in some sort of cultural appropriation in 2009 in front of students.

Here she is in 2012 being honored for her hard work at Pacentino Elementary.

According to the Facebook machine she is married to this guy:

Now, does this face look familiar?

If you’re a fan of harcore pornography, particularly of the interracial genre, then you’ve likely had many pleasant experiences with this music teacher. She’s built up quite a name for herself in the cuckold community, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults doing that.

The problem arises when they’re filming in public parks. Here’s a NSFW video she recently released, which has over 2 million views. Tell me if you recognize anything in that video.

That would be Ashland State Park, which is right on the Boston Marathon route. There was this music teacher with “Big Max” giving him a big ol’ basket sandwich for the fans to enjoy.

Now, I found it unfathomable that a current teacher could somehow have this type of following as a hardcore porn star. But at the same time I did find this link showing that she’s been collecting retirement since September 29, 2017.

Honestly, it doesn’t really matter if she’s still a teacher. She was taking the porridge piper at a public park, right next to a playground, on picnic tables that are probably used for birthday parties, and blasting it on the Internet. I’m all for sexual privacy, but the second you do it in public AND put it on the Internet, it’s no longer private. And you are a complete and utter gutterslug to do something like this if you are a retired music teacher from the town next door.

If she retired in 2017 it’s likely because her porn career was taking off. Go back on her IG and you can see posts from as early as summer 2016 that seems to indicate she was a budding star.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTpOdDmFdE1/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkPCYu5jG3M/

Evidently she won some sort of award for amaeteur porn star at the ripe old age of 56 last year.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BR4_USDlYxU/

Instagram and Facebook don’t let you show porn. Twitter does. The only thing you can’t do on Twitter is express conservative opinions or be Turtleboy. But the bukkake, gang bangs, and complete and utter debauchery on Lauren Dewynter’s Twitter account is all good in the hood.

And she’s clearly profiting on her teaching experience when you see her latest video entitled….

“The Parent Teacher Conference.”

Here’s the premise of that film….

In case you were wondering, she’s not racist against white guys. She has no problem taking one for the team if the girth is there.

Queen of Spades. Amazing.

Oh, and here she is in 2013 being honored by a local boutique for her “french immersion program,” inviting parents of students she’s had in class to come in and say hello.

Just leave your husbands at home.

Anyway, she’s free to do as she pleases, and if she wants to be a porn star then more power to her. Quite frankly I hope I still look like that when I’m 56. But if you do it at Ashland State Park, and you clearly are marketing yourself as a porn star/teacher, then don’t be surprised when that shit ends up on Turtleboy, because you ma’am are ratchet as hell. If she does still work in an elementary school in any capacity though, that should probably come to an end now. Just sayin.