Port-a-geez Dude Becomes First Guy Denied Service Under New Mask Law At Taunton Cumby’s Despite Alleged Medical Condition


We had our first video sent to us yesterday of a guy getting denied service due to the new mask law at the Cumby’s in Taunton. The guy’s name is Flavio Braga and he did exactly what he should do – refuse to wear a mask for medical exemption. Under the “law” you can’t be forced to show proof of your ailment, so the “law” is unenforceable. Someone should probably tell Cumby’s about that.

I do feel bad for the clerk that she had to be dragged into this. She’s just doing her job that corporate probably told her to do. But the video isn’t about her. She’s not enforcing a Cumby’s policy, she’s enforcing a state edict that she clearly hasn’t read. I realize that Cumby’s is a private business and they can enact whatever kind of rules they want. But to my knowledge they didn’t start making you wear a mask until yesterday, which means they’re doing it because they think they’re enforcing Charlie Baker’s bullshit fake law. I have no idea if this guy is being serious about his medical exemption, but they better hope he’s not or else they just violated the ADA.

Most people applauded the dude for doing this because there’s no point at all for this law. He was separated by plexiglass. and if her mask worked then in theory she has nothing to worry about with him not having one, right? I never thought I’d be writing a blog that sides with the Port-a-geez but we need more people to keep doing shit like this. Expose the absurdity of it all.

But other people didn’t think he was so great.

“Just do what’s asked.”

Nah. Probably gonna go ahead and be free instead, but thanks for the offer. Just cuz you do as you’re told when the ol’ ball and chain busts out the strap on, doesn’t mean we all have to. This is the face of a thoroughly emasculated beta male.

Remember, if you’re on Team Lockdown, that’s your boy now.

The funniest part about this is that Cumby’s just lost themselves money for absolutely no reason. Dude was trying to give them money for gas and instead he gave it to a competitor. Literally pissing money away for NOTHING!!


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78 Comment(s)
  • Ftb
    May 10, 2020 at 6:42 am

    Your stuff used to be top notch now it’s laced with race like every other post here theses days if this guy was Irish or Of English ancestry you wouldn’t even have mentioned it

  • al capoon
    May 9, 2020 at 2:21 am

    The OP is a dumbass, the clerk is a dumbass and UTB is a dumbass

    • Dianna Mota
      May 11, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      I am Portuguese and I am not offended in anyway shape or form by this post. matter of fact no one within the Portuguese community, for lack of better term, would care about Flavio standing up for himself. He has rights as we all do. No one wants to stand up for those rights therefor they are forgotten about. I refuse to let anyone forget the fact that it is my right to do as I damn well please with my own body, life, or well being. For members of the public to sit here and say he is wrong, look at poor ol’ Abigail. Maybe someone should tell her that her nasal passages are the route that boogers take during a sneezing attack. COVER YOUR NOSE ASSHOLE

  • SJW
    May 8, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    I wonder how many Cumberland Farms he visited before he got the reaction that he wanted?

  • Penis Breath
    May 8, 2020 at 9:55 am

    The masks the majority of us wear do little to prevent us from infection, it is to prevent the spread if we are asymptomatic.

    This cumby employee is an idiot for wearing hers incorrectly, and this bullshitter is lying about medical conditions.

  • Rich A
    May 8, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Can’t we just start robbing these places? That’ll cut the mask shit.

  • Didn’t Uncle have court today??
    May 8, 2020 at 12:26 am

    What happened in court today? Wasn’t that today?

    May 8, 2020 at 12:25 am

    Restricting the movements of the sick is qaurenteen.
    Restricting the movements of the healthy is tyranny.

  • fuking eyeglasses man
    May 7, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Those glasses and eyes so far apart fucking wow man! Don’t look if you been drinking.

    You could make a glass coffee table with what they got on their faces wtf is it for a joke.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    May 7, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    If he didn’t want to get arrested he probably shouldn’t have broken the law.

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 7, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Comment on this Post is at the Nurse Lecturing story, and vice versa…

    you’re splitting hairs again with this barbaric attack on the wife of a maskless stylist, making a buck fiddy hairdressing Pat Riot and his bunch. she’s a hero, he’s a hero, we’re all heroes.

  • This page is bullshit now
    May 7, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    I use to really look up to unc. But those days are over. How can you try and get people to refuse to wear face masks when it could kill someone’s parents, grand parents, or at risks brothers and sisters. Shame on you unc. You just lost a subscriber and all my future donations until you start encouraging people to be healthy and stay home until the government is able to control this.

    • It's true, admit it
      May 8, 2020 at 8:04 am

      You can believe he’d be throwing out Go fund me links if his family got covid, and he’d play the victim.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 8, 2020 at 1:28 pm

      Weird,all your comment said was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. .fucking sheep

  • Diabeetus
    May 7, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Poor eating choices and morbid obesity will kill that cashier quicker than the red flu.

  • No deal on gas
    May 7, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    mask was not even covering her nose.

  • Well you're a fag, so...
    May 7, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    Well you’re a fag, so… it’s true!

    • Well she's an ignorant cow, so...
      May 7, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      Well she’s an ignorant cow, so… that’s true too!

  • Jack Mehoff
    May 7, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    The fat sow behind the counter had her fucking mask so low that her snot locker was totally out. She had a lot of balls denying him gas.

  • BucketNutz
    Stick em up
    May 7, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Watch how fast the mandate gets scrapped if hundreds of people go into these places and just say “Stick em up”

  • Disappointed as fuck
    May 7, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    What the fuck is up with the libertarian flavored articles these days? Did you hire Grundlestiltskin and his cronies? Seriously, stop with the ‘muh freedom’ bullshit.

    • True Reality Speaks
      I Need to Shit on Someone or My Self-Esteem Will Suffer
      May 7, 2020 at 7:15 pm

      Yeah!! And stop using big words and get back to shitting on random FB dimwits. I need to feel good about my own pathetic existence.

  • Greg
    May 7, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Would he have been separated by plexiglass from other customers? Nope. I don’t think you thought this one through, genius. Go find something legitimate to get your panties in a twist over.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Greg's Ashamed of Himself But Can't Admit It So He Acts Out on Anonymous Comment Boards
      May 7, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      Why are you obsessed with being on TB’s dick so much? Did Uncle Joe die of the chinavirus and you’re looking to get a younger sugar daddy?

    • Greg is a Halfwit Moron
      May 7, 2020 at 9:46 pm

      Hey fuckstick, pay attention. You obviously didn’t read Charlie’s new guidelines clearly. If you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing a mask YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR IT! TB has pointed this out a few different times and you can go look it up if you need to you fucking imbecile.

  • Orion
    May 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Haha, look at that cross-eyed man baby motherfucker.

  • Geese suck
    May 7, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    BOOM! One less Geese in town, one step above spics, two above boat people. A cap to the head fixes all

    • Greg
      May 7, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      Why are there so many scumbags on Turtleboy?

      • True Reality Speaks
        Coud you be dumber?
        May 7, 2020 at 7:08 pm

        The irony.

  • Jail Fauci
    May 7, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Went to Walmart and stop and shop today without a mask, no one said anything. Shop and shop had zero meat available, let’s all stay inside for a few more months!! More people around the world will die of starvation than the fake virus.

    • Rochambeau
      May 7, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      I, alone, downvoted you. You were at zero downvotes when i did.
      Today at Lowes I witnessed some ratchetry involving mask vs. no mask, and mask girl escalated . Then tried to de-escalate (after coughing on no-mask and her leashed dog) who then escalated. I left, because I am not paid to witness retards, of either tribes, who wield the almighty Karen sword. But I told them, “Both of you need to go home!”. I don’t care what happened afterwards and didn’t look back. They are my country and I’m embarrassed.

      But I reconsidered my response. It should have been, “Kick her ass! Let’s see some titties!” I was wrong and I’ve grown.

    • Hate Dindus
      May 7, 2020 at 11:29 pm

      30 dead bodies – mostly dindu – at my Shaw’s today.

  • Sid
    May 7, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    She doesn’t even have her mask covering her nose

  • jordis
    May 7, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Funny fact..Dartmouth MA polling station was at the Council on Aging (which is closed). Because of the virus they MOVED it to an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
    Because “germs”
    To sum up…protect people on the way out of life and fuck the ones growing up.

    • Dr. Fauxchi
      May 7, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      The young generations should be soaking up new bacteria everyday to build up immunity.

      • Jordis
        May 7, 2020 at 5:32 pm

        I’m anti-lockdown…just pointing out the ridiculousness of priorities

  • Maskonfusionj
    May 7, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    His mom will get facesat and how will he know whose ass her face is in? Oh, the smell.

  • whatevuh
    May 7, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    I stopped at 3 different places to take a piss today while I was out doing my essential job, using the fucking restroom is not allowed. Where the hell is the traveling public supposed to go? This is bullshit.

    • Pussy
      May 7, 2020 at 3:18 pm

      Pee in a cup like a man.

      • whatevuh
        May 7, 2020 at 3:20 pm

        Real men don’t take orders from pussies

        • Pussy
          May 7, 2020 at 3:23 pm

          It was a joke dude, relax.

    • Andrea Grocer
      May 7, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      Who needs restrooms?

      • Light em up
        May 8, 2020 at 9:06 pm

        That’s what cul de sacs are for.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          May 9, 2020 at 6:30 am

          Or the unattended front door of a closed sporting goods store…

    • Piss cup charlie
      May 7, 2020 at 7:13 pm

      I feel your pain. Thats why i buy my $1.83 medium cup of brown piss they consider coffee at alltown i think, its a mobil gas station which conveniently today put up a no restroom sign. Ive taken dozens of shits there throughout the years. Anyway, that coffee cup took 3 fill ups of hot golden piss where i emptied onto the ground of the parking lots of the businesses i was delivering to. Its my only solace as a truck driver to get back at these communists. Cant wait till these parking lots start stinking of piss.

  • Feta Cheese Freddie
    May 7, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    How did Court go with Frojo today?????

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 7, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Casual Observations:

    Given the following, it’s unlikely the DOJ would prosecute any ADA compliance
    1) Massive Pandemic Hysteria
    2) The unlikelihood this Paneleiro can substantiate any disability other than eating too much Linguica
    3) The CDC considers Covid-19 severity a ‘direct threat’, and ADA ‘reasonable accommodations’ are out the window.

    Gotta laugh at the heavy girl that can’t wear a mask right, maybe give her a bag?

  • Joe
    May 7, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    She is wearing her mask under her nose which does nothing! Time for everyone to use some common sense and stop acting like programed robots without a brain.

  • a
    May 7, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    That mask isn’t even on her nose. What a fat, dumb, fuck.

  • Former S&S Customer
    May 7, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Dave Souza works at the Raynham Stop & Shop and really enjoys being an asshole to customers.

    I’m not suggesting someone should make his day, but I’m not not suggesting it, either.

  • Cernovich is that you
    May 7, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Imagine living off your wife’s income and calling others “beta”

    • Shuddup
      May 7, 2020 at 2:47 pm

      Actually living off your wife’s income is actually alpha as fuck

      • Dur dur
        May 7, 2020 at 3:27 pm

        Cool so you agree John Kerry is the top alpha dawg.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          May 9, 2020 at 6:34 am

          He certainly figured out the system AND fooled a majority of voters several times.

          **Disclaimer** The above statement is not an endorsement of the former Senator or any of his personal or political choices.

  • Captain Obvious
    May 7, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    This guy is a fuckin toolbag. I’m sure he got up this morning like it was Christmas morning when he was 6 years old all excited to go to Cumby’s. He knew full well that they’d most likely have a corporate policy in place that some hard-working person who is getting paid minimum wage would have to “enforce”. He couldn’t contain his excitement to record the whole thing and show what a travesty he must endure over his “medical condition.” Guess what, dude? We know it sucks. It doesn’t make 100% sense and it’s annoying as all hell. But you know what? Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and deal with it. For 30 seconds just put a bandana over your face, hand the cashier money and walk out. Would it be that difficult? If you have a legitimate medical condition and a trip inside a store would be longer, any friends that could do you a solid? This guy is no better than the hordes of marauding Karens taking over Facebook and Twitter.

    • Captain Obvious
      May 7, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      Also, unrelated….is that a yellow bluetooth portable speaker command-stripped to the ceiling of his tuna can shit box car that looks like it’s from about 1994? Hahahhahaha. My man has WAYYY bigger problems to address.

    • G Ber
      May 7, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      Yep, a real tool bag, many of us have daughters who at one time or another had a job like this, dealing with 15 minutes of fame nunchucks. Bandana, that’s all, Bandana. The limp wimp just wanted to push his agenda. Someone should just slap the stupid right off his face.

    • Joe Dirt
      May 7, 2020 at 4:32 pm

      Imagine being an obedient little pussy who does what he’s told like a little sheep. Do you wear a mask when getting fucked in your ass you pirate?

      Maybe this guy doesn’t wear masks and just wanted to pump some gas on the way to work?

      Dave Souza you are a pussy. Men these days built on estrogen.

      Siding with a multi million dollar company such as Cumbys. If this guy took the time to research the law, perhaps the bigwigs at Cumbys could’ve done the same and passed that info onto it’s employees.

      • Hey dum dum
        May 7, 2020 at 5:28 pm

        You forgot the words soy and cuck, retard.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Give a Lib a Throat Punch
          May 7, 2020 at 7:01 pm

          It’s good that you’re self-aware. Most lefty sheep are not.

          But that begs the question – Why are you still a beta cuck?

        • Man
          May 8, 2020 at 9:18 am

          This is a modern day history lesson. I now understand how Hitler was emboldened to commit genocide.
          “Just wear your mask wahhh, follow the rules & stay home wahhh”

          Fucking pussies.

    • Piss cup Charlie
      May 7, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      You sound like a fucking fag. Just wear a bandana, does your boyfriend make you wear a bandana when he’s fucking your ass so you look like a pirate or gangsta? Did you ever consider that flavio is indeed telling the truth? Charlie Parker said it is ok to not wear a mask if you have a medical condition which prevents you from doing so. Also, the mask does shit. Its being forced upon us to make the weak minded sheeples feel safer as they visit walmart, s&s, mb, and target everyday looking for the score on lysol and hand sanitizers and meat, since every store has one package per person now. Flavio is the real american. People like you who i see walking or running in cambridge and boston with no one near them wearing their masks like the good sheep they are proves to me every day that we need to open this country up and get these fuckers off unemployment. Fuck communists

  • Sons of Liberty
    May 7, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Rebelling against pants mandates to own the libs

  • randiguy2006
    May 7, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Can’t believe you pussies wont wear a simple mask to try and help.

    MUH RIGHTS!!!!!

    • Start
      May 7, 2020 at 2:55 pm

      It does not help – that is the problem you fucking moron. Now go wear your charlie mask and shut the fuck up.

  • Renfroe
    May 7, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    David Souza you and your fat fucking wife probably pay negroes to come over on Friday nights and fuck you both up the ass

  • hartf811
    May 7, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    We will tax the rich, sit around the shanty putting a good buzz on, kill all the cows, eat the chickens, nobody gonna work, party, party party, just bang on the drums all day.
    Until the money runs out and we all kill each other.
    Boon jogging through a Gerorgia neighborhood? Got off easy.

  • I can be your man
    May 7, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Davie Souza’s wife is the type of broad that is a total freak in the sheets. It he is the type of guy that gives it to her missionary with the lights off once a month. She needs to be fucked, choked, gagged, and have every hole defiled. She will lick your hoop without giving it the ole sniff test. I give their marriage 2 years max before she gets busted banging the neighbor.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    May 7, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Ummm not to mention the employee wasn’t even wearing her mask properly yet she refused service to someone for not wearing a mask… This is a hypocrites dream society

  • ASD
    May 7, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    I don’t want to die for minimum wage.

  • Dog on acid
    May 7, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    The whole lockdown is a steaming pile of shit.

  • Open it all up
    May 7, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    Now that golf courses are open, all other business should open. The whole emergency stay at home order only allowed for only essential travel…food, doctor…allowing golf courses to open allows non-essential travel. Allowing some non-essential business to open and not allowing others is an untenable position to take. It’s arbitrary.

  • amazin
    May 7, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    TurtleMoron, Do you even realize what a dick you sound like?

  • Only 3 More Weeks For Safety I Promise
    May 7, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Charli PARKER has no intention of opening up May 18th.

    His real date is June 8th.
    He will announce this on May 18th.

    Afraid people will be upset if he tells the truth.

    Thanks for not telling the truth. MR. PARKER

    • Did I miss the joke
      May 7, 2020 at 2:39 pm

      Who’s Charli Parker.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        May 7, 2020 at 2:51 pm

        Joe Biden referred to him by that name. I believe Charlie Parker was a jazz musician that only an old fuck like Biden would know.

        • Thanks
          May 7, 2020 at 7:28 pm

          Thanks, I’ll have to look for the clip. I swear that old coot can’t say anything right.

      • Joe Senile Sexual Predator Biden Quotes
        May 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

        You forgot already Joe

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