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Port-a-Geez Mafia Cult Shows Up To Mayor Baby Face Boner Champ’s Press Conference To Shout “Fake News” At “Press Conference” When Reporters Asked Him Where Missing Money Went

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Just when you thought Fall River Mayor Jasiel Correia couldn’t possibly get any shadier, he held a press conference yesterday and brought a bunch of his fan girls with him to cheer him on and drown out the press when they attempted to ask him relevant questions about his recent arrest by the FBI. Just a reminder, this guy stole nearly half a million dollars from investors for an app doesn’t exist.

How full of shit is Mayor Baby Face Boner Champ?

“I said a prayer before coming down here and I’m going to speak to you from the heart.”

No he didn’t.

“Be strong Mayor, be strong.”

This guy really brought his own cult with him.

“We know why we’re here. We know this is 18 months of allegations and rumors. We know that my political opponents attacked me. Countless amounts of rumors. Statements on the radio about talking to FBI agents. We know that I defeated a District Attorney at 23 years old, that I attacked the establishment.”

Bitch, we’re here because you’re being charged with 13 counts of federal fraud. We’re here because you idiotically chose to live a ghettofabulous life, spending money on stupid shit, so the feds had a much easier time nailing you on stealing a quarter million dollars from investors. We’re here because you cheated on your taxes and hid income, then changed your tax returns after you realized you were being investigated and the ship was sinking.

What a flaming toolbag. Your political opponents aren’t attacking you. The people you stole from are fighting back and the FBI is investigating you. They don’t just arrest people after investigating them for 18 months if there isn’t enough to nail you with in court. They’re not going to waste their time. You are going to jail, and you totally deserve it because you are clearly a pathological liar. A true psychopath in every sense of the word.

And you’re right, you did defeat the DA at the age of 23. The idiotic populace of this God forsaken cesspool of a city decided to hand the keys over to a child, and now this is what happens. He’s going to drag this out, which will inhibit him from actually RUNNING THE CITY!!

These people are insane. They literally start chanting his name at the 29:25 mark. At 29:45 a female reporter who he refuses to let ask him a relevant question tries to ask him about a previous lie he told her. Naturally the crowd responds by saying, “let him give his presentation,” “Fake news,” and “you’re a disgrace Herald News.” This guy is Fall River’s left wing Donald Trump. And this wasn’t a press conference, it was a rally.

More importantly, he didn’t bring up ANYTHING remotely relevant. He spent the entire time trying to convince the crowd that his non-existent app once existed. That’s not why he was arrested!!! He’s being charged because he stole money from investors and spent it on bling and strippers.

Loved this too:

“This is America, and I am presumed innocence until proven otherwise.”

You’re right, you are presumed innocent until proven guilty. Which means you will stay out of jail until the day you are inevitably found guilty. But it doesn’t mean you can run a city with a population of nearly 100,000 people until that inevitable day comes.

He’s so arrogant too….

“A lot of local people are going to be embarrassed.”

This cocky queefcake is so smug that he thinks OTHER people are going to come out of this looking dumb. He’s that confident his idiotic supporters will stand behind him.

When one reporter at the end asked the most important question, “What happened to the money?”, they were immediately drowned out by the crowd chanting “fake news.”

Let’s look at who some of his biggest supporters are on Facebook and what they’re saying…..

Oh OK. He’s a great friend of yours, therefore we should look past the fact that he’s facing 13 federal charges and was just arrested last week. Makes sense.

Yea, people want change because of “opinion and speculation” alone. Has nothing to do with those 13 federal charges or the million quarter of a million dollars. Nothing at all.

Oh good, everyone’s favorite laardvark Justin Wedgeworth supports the Mayor. Just gonna leave this here:

Ya know you’re grimey as fuck when your supporters have to resort to the ol’ “Only God can judge” routine. Next thing I know you’re gonna tell me that most of his supporters spend a significant amount of their day cashing SSI checks and fucking around with the dog filter….

Tell me if you notice a pattern with some of these names…..

 

Gee whiz, I can’t figure out what all these names have in common……

 

 

 

Oh right, they’re all Port-a-geez. No offense to my Port-a-geez turtle riders, but Port-a-geez is a borderline cult. This isn’t racist, it’s just a fact. Plus, we’ve firmly established that Port-a-geez are white, so you can’t be racist to them. And there’s a 0.0% chance they’re not gonna get behind one of their own, who constantly plays the Port-a-geez card….

They don’t care that he’s living the ghettofabulous hoodrat life while collecting a government salary….

(Props to those meme makers)

All they care about is that one of theirs is the Mayor, and any arrest or charges he faces are the result of people who hate Port-a-geez and want to keep them down. Mayor Baby Face Boner Champ knows this, he knows that these people will follow him to “press conferences” and drown out legitimate questions, and this is why he’s not resigning. He’s going to be greatly disappointed when he finds out they can’t do this to a federal judge though.

25 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    October 20, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Is Port-a-Geez related to port a potty?

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mayor Zika Head
    October 17, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Guarantee all these cult members yelling “Innocent until proven guilty” were screaming the loudest for Brett Kavanaugh’s head on a spike a few weeks ago. I’m sure they have no idea what a bunch of hypocrites they are. Typical low info sheep.

    And I have to say it. What is with this guy’s malformed head and face? Did Mom have the Zika virus, or is it the result of having his head shoved so far up his own asshole that he thinks he can just lie and steal from people? Then again, he’s just following the well worn playbook of every other Democrat politician.

  • The Only Geese that can't fly are Portuguese
    October 17, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    You know they separate the men from the boys in Portugal?

    With a crowbar!

  • Llc
    October 17, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    He’s also being evicted from his apartment.

    Wtf.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    October 17, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Curious if any of these people screeching about Due Process (innocent until proven guilty) were equally willing to extend that same notion to Brett Kavanaugh . . .

  • Anon.
    October 17, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Are the Portuguese really that insular that they are like a cult? Do they never date outside their own nationality?

    • The Vorlon
      The Vorlon
      October 17, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      Fall River. Where both (or more) sexes has moustaches and unibrows.

  • maria sallai
    October 17, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Read following report To learn how a single-mom with 3 kids was able to generate $89,844 of annUal income working in her spare time online from her home without selling anything>> Shops5.com

    • King Kong Kock
      October 17, 2018 at 3:28 pm

      I read it. Single crack mom Maria Sallai and her 3 anchor kids were able to generate $89,844 of anal working from her home selling ass to mouth skills to the local cholos in Lawrence.

      Speak English, cunt.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 17, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    Well, we have a criminal in the White House, so whats the big deal?

    • Y
      October 17, 2018 at 3:02 pm

      Not one of the left’s bogus accusations has stuck against the Teflon Don. Get over it, get better opposition.

    • Senator Edward Highball E. Screech Glug Coverup Scotfree Nightcap Kennedy
      October 17, 2018 at 3:23 pm

      I was never elected, you shithead. Thanks for scoring the right a safety.

  • Don corleonez
    October 17, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Drop the “Z”, it’s port-a-gee.

  • Justin Wedgeworth
    October 17, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    It’s too easy to troll you idiots. Glad you still write garbage blogs. But you’ll never get back to 200000 followers you supposedly had before I took you down.

    • Justin Case You Were Looking For a Dutch Rudder, Here's Wedgeworth
      October 17, 2018 at 3:16 pm

      Look, another self-important full of shit moonbat with a delusion of importance. You cucks grow on trees.

      “Justin Wedgeworth”. I bet your WASP grandpa wishes he didn’t spuzz into your alcoholic grandma in the coat room of the country club after seeing the flaccid disappointments of homosexual leftists your daddy and you turned out to be.

      I hear goofy Elizabeth Warren is looking for a new lickspittle. Maybe you can fluff her trophy husband while her dumbass agent tries to run impossible damage control so she can attempt to run for President in 2020 and see her hopes and career smashed into oblivion just like Shrillary.

      Keep trying to fuck with the Turtle. You’ll fail just like all the rest, and we’ll just abuse you the whole time. Just another day for us.

      • Justin Wedgeworth
        October 17, 2018 at 3:26 pm

        Hahaha I got your panties in a bunch. And I’ve gotten turtleboy to the point of online panhandling for donations to keep afloat. What a buch of lames with nothing but made up lies. But they got nothing on me but fake news. #winning

        • Luftwaffe Korps Over London, Take 2
          October 17, 2018 at 3:33 pm

          It takes a lot more than that to begin to bother me. You’re a gnat on an elephant’s dick, son.

          The only bunched panties are your sister’s after I hate reamed her precious little balloon knot and she had to surgically remove them from her descending colon..

          • Justin Wedgeworth
            October 17, 2018 at 3:46 pm

            Don’t have a sister see fake news like the blog you read there is nothing you or turdleboy can say to faze me . Just a bunch of asssclowns

  • JustTheTip
    October 17, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    The question is: when the city council votes to remove this kid from office, what happens when he refuses to leave?

    For him to suggest the investigation is politically motivated is just absurd.
    He said, “I was smiling bc I was nervous.” Well, if you’re innocent, why are you nervous?
    Kid went to PC and can barely speak in proper form.
    That press conference was a silly idea. It was obviously designed for him to get his narrative out before the city council took a vote later that evening. Also, poking the US Attorney’s office is not a wise idea.

    What about his being evicted from his apartment? He claims it’s not true, but numerous reports say it is.

    • Justin Wedgeworth
      October 17, 2018 at 2:36 pm

      City council can’t remove him. Only a recall can and that aint gonna happen.

      • British trolls need to find a hobby, but England sucks boring arse
        October 17, 2018 at 4:09 pm

        *BOOM*

        And your daddy’s dentures flew across Trafalgar Square circa 1944.

        P.S. The Moody Blues suck dog dick, you fecking poof.

  • 3 Chainz
    October 17, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Let me get this straight. He convinced people to give him over $300,000 legit and he’s the idiot?

  • She Was Old Enough
    October 17, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    Strong pimp hands are a neccessary tool if you are a Dumbocrat. Jast ax bill and hillary

  • Judge dread
    October 17, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    His female followers/fans/cult look like vapid fake princesses, vulgar and shallow to the core.

    He better get used to their love, because he’s going to get throat fucked everyday in federal pound me in the ass prison.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 17, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Getting someone else to pay for your strippers…. I’m not seeing an issue here. What guy wouldn’t let someone else pay for his strippers, if he could?

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