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Fall River Snaggle Snatch Gets Real Mad, Records Hilarious Video Message For Turtleboy & Trolls, In Defense Of Her Tubby Cousins Who Think It’s Funny To Post Animal Torture Videos, After They Pissed Off The Whole City

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Sooooo, for the second time ever someone taped us a hysterical video diary submission to tell us how much they hate us. (The first one was Guttermuppet) Only this time it was addressed to some of our most loyal Turtleriders. Well, kind of. This chick is so dumb that she is naming off troll accounts.

Might want to turn the volume down. She’s rather shrill.

Now that you’ve seen the aftermath, I’m going to jump back a few months, and tell you what lead to this ratchet having a meltdown.

Doodly Doo Doodly Doo Doodly Doo

(Wayne’s World time jump)

Now, when I started back in August I began to infiltrate Fall River. There was always this ONE guy making fun of my writing, hating on Turtleboy, and just being a sanctimonious prick.

I’ve almost included him in a few blogs but I thought “you know what SSTG, this fat prick works at Savers.” That was enough for me to laugh at and move on. I never even gave him a second thought.

Well, until I get this insane video blog.

Justin Wedgeworth, the rotund asshole originally from Fall River, who is at the center of this video diary, is one of those pricks who can’t seem to get enough attention. He will go on the busiest forums and show animal abuse videos.

His latest was a video of a German Shepard having his legs chopped off by some random woman. He doesn’t stop at tortured animals – he enjoys showing abused children as well. He’s a real gem.

Well, I won’t be surprising you when I tell you that our OG Turtleriders love animals and kids. The easiest way to piss them off is to show no concern, and even flaunt, things that can’t speak for themselves in pain.

Justin landed on their radar and they took a no holds barred approach to dealing with him.

Justin even began to creep on the Turtleboy Facebook threads trying to bait the annoyances of Turtleriders.

Justin even went as far to admit that he is collecting benefits from Massachusetts, while working full time, but is currently living in North Carolina, because his grandmother left him a double-wide trailer.

A gallon of mayonnaise and sour cream. I’m so glad our tax dollars are well spent.

Well, somehow Shrek’s wife, Fiona/Tiffany, was brought in to the mix, and she’s a beaut.

I’m just sayin.

They live in complete squalor. Probably because they work so hard and don’t have time to clean. LOL.

Justin even went on our blog about brown celery and judged everyone because he claims he eats “from farm to table.”
It doesn’t look like Justin’s family has seen a vegetable in years. I mean take a look at that state-funded grocery carriage. I don’t think potatoes count as a leafy green fresh from the farm.
Even his kids, who I won’t show because they’re kids, are morbidly obese and live in filth.

You can’t blame the little ones because their parents look like they need a scooter from Wal-Mart to shop in their PJs. They aren’t taught proper nutrition or live in surroundings that show them how to be clean.

Justin pisses off anyone who comes in contact with him, and well, his page was wide open.

Basically, Justin is an attention-starved asshole. He’s just a special breed of one.

Instead of posting pictures of abused animals and kids he should be helping his Mrs. clean the dump they live in and stop robbing the tax payers.

I guess it’s hard to have high standards when your wedding photos are in a rundown bar.

I wonder if the people behind them, sitting at the bar, are in the wedding party?

The interesting thing here is that Justin never once defended his wife. He left that up to her frothing at the mouth ratchtastic cousin. Maybe it’s because they are in an interracial marriage?


Which is when this trash panda,  Brookelynn Richards, came in to play.


This is the picture that sent Brook over the edge:

Now, the funny part is that this chick actually thinks she’s telling people off. I think she managed to name ONE real name in her ghetto rant defending her Fupasloth cousin. She’s flipping out at a bunch of troll accounts because she’s not smart enough to realize they are, in fact, trolling. That’s a special kind of stupid.

The dumb cunt even made NOTES!

Brook kicks off talking in some kind of chicken-headed high-pitched ghetto voice. She’s wearing a Marilyn Monroe shirt. Look, if I see you wearing one of those I’m going to automatically assume you’re a hood bunny. Oh, and if you’re a white girl dropping the N word you might be gutter trash.
She says she’s got an issue with an entire Facebook group and just starts pecking down her list. I won’t lie, I LOL’d. The energy she took to make this thing just slays me.

Now, if I looked like Brook’s cousin Tiffany did, I would probably crawl in a dark hole.

Nah, she’s posts pictures of herself half/naked, with a Walmart bag on her head, and her yabos hanging out.


Brooklynn is SO pissed off that these people don’t have profile pictures. That was the part that had me laughing the hardest. Anyone who did have a profile picture she tore apart with a series of lame insults. Then she starts yelling at the ones who didn’t have profile pictures because she didn’t have them to insult. Brook would know a thing about ugly as sin. Her whole family looks like mutants over at table nine from The Wedding Singer.

She also went on accusing all the people trolling her cousin of living off her tax dollars. Meanwhile, her cousin’s husband is bragging all over Facebook about abusing the system. Seems legit.

Brook then goes after Brett Killoran, yelling at him for holding a fish in his profile picture. Saying that was the only fish he’s ever had his fingers in and accusing him of wearing a “KK hood” at night. Brett may be a lot of things – but he’s not a Klan member.

She then invites us all, including Turtleboy, to meet her personally and say it to her face.
Yeaaaah, because we haven’t heard that one before. You see Brook, we have a platform of two million readers a month and it’s way easier to just laugh at you this way. As much as I would like you to say the same swear word over and over again, and compare everyone to an animals rectum, this is easier. But thanks for the fodder, skank.

Of course Brook had a change of heart after a whole city collectively laughed at her and deleted the video. However, if there is one lesson you should learn from reading Turtleboy, it’s that the Internet is forever.



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30 Comment(s)
  • Olde Salt
    May 22, 2017 at 8:35 am

    Many people who are publicly shamed on Turtleboy Sports have no one to blame but themselves. But at times there are innocent victims and here is truly one of those cases. SSTG is totally out of line and has been just plain mean for no reason. Shrek and Fiona did nothing to deserve such a disparaging comparison.

  • maxs
    May 21, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    she looks like a group of people – i heard a cop walked up to her and told her to break it up

  • Joseph ragman
    May 21, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Lol actually thought her take downs were kinda funny lol lol.

  • Herb Pease
    May 21, 2017 at 6:43 am

    BrookeLynn is obviously sexually frustrated. Only her rubber boyfriends can give her joy. Girls as unattractive as her have a hard life ahead.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 21, 2017 at 5:52 am


    People who treat animals this way should be sterilized, because they will treat their kids the same way.

  • Mr Butthurt
    May 21, 2017 at 2:46 am

    What a dumb bitch. Was totally funny article though.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 21, 2017 at 12:50 am

    Nothing says “I got class out the ass” like that nasty blue textured carpeting, what small patches of it you can see under all that trash anyway.
    Those poor kids don’t stand a chance in this world…

  • Madcow not Rachel
    May 20, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    Audible Ugliness!!!!!!!!! Somebody better milk that cow………

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    May 20, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    Oh look, another set of sperm whales, living in a trailer park, that are a complete waste of oxygen. Who woudda thunk…

  • S.R.R
    May 20, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Where to begin? So much fuel for the fire! Brook Richard aka henceforth now and forever known as Broke Richard ( and I am not just referring to her financial status) She has more than one screw lose up there because No one in their right mind that looks, speaks and behaves in that manner can be considered to be remotely sane let alone normal, who speaks that way? I can’t imagine calling anyone out on their personal appearance if you look like Broke next did she manage to repeat second grade 10 years in a row? Her vocabulary would lead me to strongly believe that, finally her answer to anyone that speaks out against the blood sucking leeches Broke calls family is to resort to fist to cuffs in a back alley some where all of these things compiled together equal only one thing … Trash Brookelyn Richard or Broke Richard is nothing but Human waste just like the two loser leeches from Bolton N.C she calls family! Just another shit stain on the human race!

  • Debra Toretta
    May 20, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Sweet baby Jesus deliver us from these evil, vile and filthy ratchets.
    Nothing is funnier than a skank losing her shit on the Facebook machine! I’ll be laughing for days!!! SSTG you’re writing, It made me laugh. It made me cry. It is BETTER than Cats!!
    Keep up the fabulous work!

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 20, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    Myyyyyyy Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. That’s right it’s better than yours. Damned right it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but i’d have to charge…(sorry, just watched Dodgeball, and saw a few similarities)

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 20, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    Haha man…I was wondering when that Flabba The Gunt was going to get featured here. Asshole reported my fb acct for posting the dick clock picture I made of him. Wish I could upload it to the comments here safe from the fb narcs.

    • May 20, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      Best. Picture. Ever.

      Tic Toc!!

  • Jim
    May 20, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    All belong in a psychiatric hospital under lockdown.

  • Hippos!!!
    May 20, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    I got tired of reading the nonsense! Just scrolled through the pictures of the……


  • itsjustme
    May 20, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Isn’t it illegal to collect welfare in a state you don’t live in?

  • Mystressovmayhem
    May 20, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    Dudes a nutsack! Had a huge row with him myself! Of course no one beats this set of chicks he went after on TUFIR. People started saying he had to hate women. I knew his fat ass was on some kind of assistance though! Poor kids, there’s worse pics of em too! Someone put em on Tufir!

  • Ratchets are fun!
    May 20, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    Bahahahahha DUMB BITCH.

    May 20, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    Brookelynn is living proof that if a white chick sucks enuff black dick she will start to talk like a black chic. It takes alot of Dicks to do it , but if your diligent in sucking black dick like Brookelynn you can change.

  • May 20, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    Disgusting filth! The entire family is filled with lard and people who live off taxpayer money. Justin isn’t man enough to stick up for his wife and kids, he needed his manly cousin to do it for him.

    You did it justice SSTG! Can’t wait for Brooklyn’s follow up video.

    • May 20, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      It’s weird seeing you on the comments again. I mean, I know that’s how we became friends and everything but LOL.

      • May 20, 2017 at 1:00 pm

        I’m missing my peeps here! Wish Reddog was still around… where are you buddy?

        It is weird to post here again lol…

        • Fiesty & South Shore - Pulitizer Prizes!!!
          May 20, 2017 at 1:30 pm

          We all love “Fiesty” and “South Shore”. PLEASE keep up the great work! You guys are so freakin’ awesome!!!

          • May 20, 2017 at 7:19 pm

            Thank you we love you too!!

      • Debra Toretta
        May 20, 2017 at 6:52 pm

        Laaadies!! Hilarious blog SSTG!! Fiesty, I loved hearing you on LIVE last night.
        My one wish is that this Fall Rivah wildebeast would call in on Tuesday and , once again, confirm that she is the skag skank that she proved herself to be.
        I’ll continue to play that video over and over again! The 1st time I saw it I scream laughed so loudly and for so long, I almost passed out. Fucking GOLD!!!!!!!!!!
        Thanks for the F2T fat fuckin asshole blog. It’s sure to be an all time favorite! xo

        • May 20, 2017 at 7:20 pm

          Debra, my sister from another mister… Glad to see you commenting here! I wish this skank comes on Tuesday, I will be on FB comment border patrol lol.

      • SCOTUS
        May 21, 2017 at 1:00 am

        Justin’s GofundMe page to build Trump’s Wal

    • Jack Shultz
      May 21, 2017 at 9:25 am

      I read Tb quite often and I must say Fiesty has begun to annoy the fuck out of me. She should take a hiatus from the page, I feel she is just as bad as the cum dumpsters she claims to hate. Get of Turtles Dick groupie.

      • May 21, 2017 at 8:38 pm

        This is the best feedback I have ever received. Please excuse me while I go rub one off, nothing turns me on more than a pussy with hurt feelings.

        P.S. I am not going anywhere, ever. Get used to me.


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