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Sooooo, for the second time ever someone taped us a hysterical video diary submission to tell us how much they hate us. (The first one was Guttermuppet) Only this time it was addressed to some of our most loyal Turtleriders. Well, kind of. This chick is so dumb that she is naming off troll accounts.
Might want to turn the volume down. She’s rather shrill.
Now that you’ve seen the aftermath, I’m going to jump back a few months, and tell you what lead to this ratchet having a meltdown.
(Wayne’s World time jump)
Now, when I started back in August I began to infiltrate Fall River. There was always this ONE guy making fun of my writing, hating on Turtleboy, and just being a sanctimonious prick.
I’ve almost included him in a few blogs but I thought “you know what SSTG, this fat prick works at Savers.” That was enough for me to laugh at and move on. I never even gave him a second thought.
Well, until I get this insane video blog.
Justin Wedgeworth, the rotund asshole originally from Fall River, who is at the center of this video diary, is one of those pricks who can’t seem to get enough attention. He will go on the busiest forums and show animal abuse videos.
His latest was a video of a German Shepard having his legs chopped off by some random woman. He doesn’t stop at tortured animals – he enjoys showing abused children as well. He’s a real gem.
Well, I won’t be surprising you when I tell you that our OG Turtleriders love animals and kids. The easiest way to piss them off is to show no concern, and even flaunt, things that can’t speak for themselves in pain.
Justin landed on their radar and they took a no holds barred approach to dealing with him.
Justin even began to creep on the Turtleboy Facebook threads trying to bait the annoyances of Turtleriders.
Justin even went as far to admit that he is collecting benefits from Massachusetts, while working full time, but is currently living in North Carolina, because his grandmother left him a double-wide trailer.
A gallon of mayonnaise and sour cream. I’m so glad our tax dollars are well spent.
Well, somehow Shrek’s wife, Fiona/Tiffany, was brought in to the mix, and she’s a beaut.
I’m just sayin.
They live in complete squalor. Probably because they work so hard and don’t have time to clean. LOL.
Justin even went on our blog about brown celery and judged everyone because he claims he eats “from farm to table.”
It doesn’t look like Justin’s family has seen a vegetable in years. I mean take a look at that state-funded grocery carriage. I don’t think potatoes count as a leafy green fresh from the farm.
Even his kids, who I won’t show because they’re kids, are morbidly obese and live in filth.
You can’t blame the little ones because their parents look like they need a scooter from Wal-Mart to shop in their PJs. They aren’t taught proper nutrition or live in surroundings that show them how to be clean.
Justin pisses off anyone who comes in contact with him, and well, his page was wide open.
Basically, Justin is an attention-starved asshole. He’s just a special breed of one.
Instead of posting pictures of abused animals and kids he should be helping his Mrs. clean the dump they live in and stop robbing the tax payers.
I guess it’s hard to have high standards when your wedding photos are in a rundown bar.
I wonder if the people behind them, sitting at the bar, are in the wedding party?
The interesting thing here is that Justin never once defended his wife. He left that up to her frothing at the mouth ratchtastic cousin. Maybe it’s because they are in an interracial marriage?
Which is when this trash panda, Brookelynn Richards, came in to play.
This is the picture that sent Brook over the edge:
Now, the funny part is that this chick actually thinks she’s telling people off. I think she managed to name ONE real name in her ghetto rant defending her Fupasloth cousin. She’s flipping out at a bunch of troll accounts because she’s not smart enough to realize they are, in fact, trolling. That’s a special kind of stupid.
The dumb cunt even made NOTES!
Brook kicks off talking in some kind of chicken-headed high-pitched ghetto voice. She’s wearing a Marilyn Monroe shirt. Look, if I see you wearing one of those I’m going to automatically assume you’re a hood bunny. Oh, and if you’re a white girl dropping the N word you might be gutter trash.
She says she’s got an issue with an entire Facebook group and just starts pecking down her list. I won’t lie, I LOL’d. The energy she took to make this thing just slays me.
Now, if I looked like Brook’s cousin Tiffany did, I would probably crawl in a dark hole.
Nah, she’s posts pictures of herself half/naked, with a Walmart bag on her head, and her yabos hanging out.
Brooklynn is SO pissed off that these people don’t have profile pictures. That was the part that had me laughing the hardest. Anyone who did have a profile picture she tore apart with a series of lame insults. Then she starts yelling at the ones who didn’t have profile pictures because she didn’t have them to insult. Brook would know a thing about ugly as sin. Her whole family looks like mutants over at table nine from The Wedding Singer.
She also went on accusing all the people trolling her cousin of living off her tax dollars. Meanwhile, her cousin’s husband is bragging all over Facebook about abusing the system. Seems legit.
Brook then goes after Brett Killoran, yelling at him for holding a fish in his profile picture. Saying that was the only fish he’s ever had his fingers in and accusing him of wearing a “KK hood” at night. Brett may be a lot of things – but he’s not a Klan member.
She then invites us all, including Turtleboy, to meet her personally and say it to her face.
Yeaaaah, because we haven’t heard that one before. You see Brook, we have a platform of two million readers a month and it’s way easier to just laugh at you this way. As much as I would like you to say the same swear word over and over again, and compare everyone to an animals rectum, this is easier. But thanks for the fodder, skank.
Of course Brook had a change of heart after a whole city collectively laughed at her and deleted the video. However, if there is one lesson you should learn from reading Turtleboy, it’s that the Internet is forever.
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