This is Alana Reali from Portland, ME.
They were the victim of a traumatizing hate crime/attempted murder whilst out at the Stop & Shop yesterday.
This clearly happened and anyone who doesn’t believe it did hates gay people. And probably black people too. Everyone knows that a swollen ankle is proof that a person was choked and punched in the back of the head by man in his 60’s. And since there were countless witnesses and video it only makes it more real. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen the video or heard from the witnesses because someone posted it on the Internet, therefore it’s true. I don’t make these rules, Facebook does. Which is why everyone did the right thing and decided to find out who this man is and destroy his life.
Of course this well respected member of the community likes to randomly commit hate crimes for no apparent reason in the grocery store parking lot in broad daylight. Why wouldn’t he? His white privilege protects him from being arrested. Luckily Porland’s biggest hardo is on the case.
After that they found out who he does business with, and tagged them on Facebook so they could be ashamed of doing business with such a violent thug.
Who needs evidence? Overrated. And if you ask for details about what happened you’ll be yelled at and accused of victim shaming.
You don’t even live in Maine!!
But the victim did share more details about what led up to the incident.
Translation – they had a dispute over a parking spot, she was driving aggressively, he told her to slow down or she could hurt someone, and then it naturally transcended into a violent homophobic attack perpetrated by Portland Santa Claus.
Then suddenly proof emerged.
He’s conservative and was on the radio. Case closed!
Never mind that this angry young man is apparently an Antifa sympathizer that perpetually looks like Edward Norton’s brother in American History X and smokes the official tobacco of hoodrats everywhere.
It was written on the Internet so it must be true.
According to Alana the perp was charged but not arrested because they don’t arrest anyone due to commie cold. So we look forward to this animal getting his summons for attempted murder and federal hate crimes in the mail.
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91 Comment(s)
David Mackey from Alana reali’s comment section is a pedophile calling others one to take attention off of himself.
Tricia Pryce-Henley, the one that said “Vigilante justice it is then” might need to some messages sent to her. She’s always trying to start crap in Portland. Big supporter of blm too.
It looks believable. What a lost generation.
They used to talk about the melting pot…. everything melded into one common identity
Then they changed that to the salad bowl….all ingredients separate but equal in purpose for one common identity
Nowadays it’s a bunch of mixed nuts with some fruit wanting to toss your salad
Get your face fucked, fruitcake. We’re straight and we ain’t going nowhere
This.
All day long, This.
67 boons shot and 13 killed in Chicago this July 4th weekend.
I am not impressed with the kill rate but will take it.
These are the problems with illegal gun ownership and guns sold on the street with bodies on them:
1. can’t go to the range
2. don’t know how to clean the gun
3. don’t know how to shoot/no training
Ideally these shootings to kill ratios should be MUCH higher. I encourage Lori Lightfoot to open up the areas under highways for hood rat practice ranges.
Good news. 1 more death. 70 shootings and 14 confirmed kills.
Must be the evil popo. NO check dat it was all boon on boon.
Google Baltimore fireworks attack. 10 filthy black savages attack white driver with commercial grade fireworks and trashcans. Fake media wont mention race. They say a group of men were shooting fireworks at each other. No 10 black savsged chimp out on a white.
No national news coverage. No mention of theepidemic black o.n white violence.
All quiet on the moolie front
Whatever it is male or female
It’s a hideous looking cunt
Oh my God.. Call me a boomer if you must but I can’t stand when they say “literal”. …”literal ATTEMPTED MURDER!” Their righteous indignation is so sad because they have no idea they are just useful idiots. They all grew up online and they have trouble differentiating between internet and real life. That’s why they believe everything anyone posts. So annoying.
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Confront
I know if I had a busted ankle and was severely shook and in an ambulance, the first thing I’d do is post on Facebook, right? Should have stayed in NYC. They just shoot you there.
Monkey lives matter dats why da blood splatters. Another violent weekend in all the usual crime ridden democratic cesspools. M9nkey on monkey crime not that there is anything wrong with that because monkey lives matter
So are you saying that “diversity” isn’t a strength after all?.. Are you saying that we’ve been lied to by the very people who know damn well that there hasn’t been one single example of diversity EVER having been a “strength” in the annals of human history?.. Yea, on a few rare occasions racially and ethnically diverse groups have been able to reasonably coexist together IF there was a least an attempt at mutual respect, but it’s certainly never been a “strength“.. Like it or not, tribalism has always been and will always be a part of the human condition whether our elites wanna recognize that or not.. And the fact is that tribalism isn’t a good or a bad thing, it just is.. However, when you have the untenable situation in which every single non-White group’s tribalism is heralded as showing pride in one’s own culture while those of White European descent are automatically declared as White Supremacists, Nazis, Racists, Fascists, and etc if they do the same, well then is doesn’t take a PHD in anthropology to understand that that’s an unsustainable path for any society-nation’s survival, let advancement….
Personal responsibility is required to enjoy freedom. This is why nogs routinely feel oppressed.
I get the sense this girl/guy/it can’t pay the dues for the online gay dating sites and has made up this story with the hope the momentary attention it gets him will bring some free hookups.
I concur
Safe space generation and older do nothing losers all bitching. Some gay pussy wanted to be a tough guy and it found out it isn’t a tough guy at all.
FaceFuck isn’t for sane people any longer.
Such a bitter young man, Spend more time in therapy than in the tattoo parlor is my suggestion.
Well to be fair, Those look like Newport reds, much different.
Also the Defund the Police crowd calling 911 and waiting for the Police to arrest this guy. Priceless. Liberals are Mentally Challenged
You don’t like the police so why expect them to save you now?
How dare you!!
You have stolen my name, my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I’m one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing! HOW DARE YOU!
38 years old dresses like a man and acts like a man. She got into an argument with the old guy and he thought she was a man. The guy in his 60s could believe how weak the other “guy” was. It is also a crime to get into a fight with a Senior Citizen, she needs to learn to walk away. Your not a tough guy so don’t act like you are. You got your ass kicked by an old man because you got aggressive with him. I’ve had old guys get aggressive or dumb shit, just can’t ever put your hands on a senior citizen. She got in his face in. Man costume and he tossed her/him like a rag doll. Thank god the old guy didn’t throw punches , she would of been very fucked up
SJW Logic
1. Waste of oxygen claims to be an innocent victim.
2. Other half of incident is labeled conservative, racist, MAGA, whatever fits and can be used to fire up the rage of fellow morons.
3. Repeat step 2 endlessly, or at least until the next outrage.
No need for context, facts, evidence. Don’t even suggest it or step 2 will be applied to you.
I can see why he might think that, don’t dress that way if your not looking for trouble and I bet there was some jawing going on.
Anyone need their dick sucked?
No thanks. I can do it myself.
A big factor in the riots is losers.
People who did not prepare themselves vocationally to make a living. People who can’t get a romantic partner. Mentally ill people. Addicted people. Morbidly obese people. They make up a large proportion of the so-called protesters. What they are really protesting is their inability to make it in an increasingly tough world. They have to blame someone for their failure.
The number of ugly fat chicks amongst them is astonishing. I knew that the obesity epidemic would impact the health care system at some point but I never imagined it would be a major factor in a color revolution.
Social Media is Anal Cancer
Tactic #1 of the left: Make a Weapon of Weakness. Promise to elevate people who can’t get it done on their own and make their failures into virtues. They’ll be your soldiers forever, gleefully taking out their self-hatred on anyone who doesn’t need giveaways, takeaways or handouts.
Only dumb leftists, in the span of two minutes, would go from calls to defund the police to begging cops to arrest somebody who wronged them. All a symptom of spending too much time on social media, and no time in the real world.
Shut up Clarence!!! Hahaha ha ha priceless!!
I chuckled at that one myself. Seems some kind of split personality disorder is in play here? (Tongue planted firmly in cheek.)
Follow the money? Cameras?
Why’s everyone saying the dude is old? He’s strong, healthy, and takes no shit. I’m older than him and I’ll compensate for my waning strength by jamming a pen in your ear while your still jabbering tough guy shit. And if I’m with my wife I’ll put it through your eye Ms Whatever the Fuck You Are Dickless Dick Cunt.
Oh help my fuck, there’s so much wrong here – there’s no way I’ll be able to comment on it all. So this person failed out of NYC and wound up in Portland, Maine. That probably describes 75% of the yuppie SJW trash in Portland. If you couldn’t hack it in a real state, you flunk the fuck out to Portland. I see it all the time. Also, what gullible fucking idiots her and her crew are. She’s clearly laying on the tar with her foot on a bag, and not at all in an ambulance with an ice pack. Then they get the pitchforks and torches out to ruin the life of someone who was just unlucky enough to cross paths with this cracked piece of shit. But the false accusations and made up “hate crime” stories… This is why evil will never win. They’re too committed to being twisted, pathetic liars to ever truly take control of things.
But where’s the noose? There HAS to be a noose. Or maybe a MAGA hat, or a Confederate flag.
THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!
the old man should have kicked its brains in. gays want attention, then cry when they get it. cant have it both ways. either come out and get face beat in or stay home. no one cares who you sleep with, so why make it known to everyone? you deserve what you get.
Gays DO matter. Don’t be a racist.
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I don’t care if you’ve been on estrogen for four years, no self respecting 20 year old man should get their ass kicked by an elderly person. That is so pathetic. Normal hormonally raging young males are looking for any excuse to legally exert all their pent up repressed violence, its why we love sports and going to the gym. This ZI needs to get off hormones and fight back. Fucking pussy
This person is close to forty. Can’t see the wrinkles because of all the ink
The term “person” is used with the loosest of parameters here.
Unsure about Maine but in the People’s Republic of MA victim aged 60+ makes it a felony.
Alana, if you want to look like a boy take my advice and grow some balls!
Lick my ass fuck my ass and force me to give you a blow job and cum in my throat
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Please stop posting links to you faggot gay porn website. Nobody cares, and you’ll never get more than three page views per day.
Right up there with the fake burn victim at the stop light, please
He beat you because you are a freak. In the old days you would stay in the fucking closet and we wouldn’t have to see you. Now that the world is all about “Loud and Proud” lumps need to be taken.
Stop being a selfish freak and you wont have run-ins.
Stay home and be proud.
Like me and Hot Bottom 39.
Casual Observations:
1) I thought this Alana person was a dude. Seriously. Apparently she is a 38 year old female. I assume non trans. WTF has this world come to?
1a) Unless she is a talented artist of some sort, she should look forward to years of employment discrimination. Not because she’s a lesbian, but rather her appearance is that of a botched abortion. BTW, I said NON FAT LATTE you fucking cunt.
2) She injured her ankle running away from the old dude. I’m fucking dying laughing.
3) If your goal is to look like a dude and be treated like a dude, you succeeded, and got your ass kicked by an old man who wasn’t taking your shit.
4) Who posts on social media from the ambulance immediately after an attack?
5) My read on the situation is that this s/he assaulted the old man, and the old man defended himself.
Oh jesus christ, these observations are spot on. Especially number 3 has me dying. Thank you!
I can’t believe that people are trying to destroy this mans business. It would be like going after sauce and destroy, a business registered to Alana reali. That would be so wrong, am I right?
Sauce and destroy? That shitty pun is an even bigger abortion than she is. What, was Freak and Destroy already taken?
Sauce And Destroy. Meanwhile this deranged dickless excuse for a shim is destroying her family’s good name. The Reali family owned an Italian restaurant in Portland for 70 years. Well respected members of the community. Hmmm… Wonder where she got the recipe? I know Mr.Roylos, he’s Conservative and cool as fuck. One of the nicest guys I know. There’s no way he would lay a finger on anyone unless it was to defend himself. Crazy bitch tripped and broke her ankle. Can’t wait to see the Shaw’s security footage. But I’m sure we won’t cuz it’ll be in the Conservative white man’s favor.
I wonder if this blt123 understands that a sword is double edged? Time to start slicing and dicing.
It’s been an unwritten rule since the invention of the automobile that you don’t steal a parking space from someone who was clearly already waiting patiently for it. Now, this is no excuse to beat the bag out of someone, but how about you Millennial worms let the Police and Court do its job and get to the bottom of what actually happened? Did your America-hating public school teachers ever tell you about a little something called Due Process?
Still waiting for the hate crime fakers to be arrested and/or charged…
Don’t get me wrong, I have tattoos. But NOT both sleeves and my FUCKING NECK! Neck tattoos are total trash…. Nasty!!
Holy fuck! Kill it with fire! Happy 4th to you triggered assholes! America fuck yeah!
Hope it backfires & IT gets charged with Assaulting a Senior Citizen.
Yup, keep trying to FORCE people to except you for your mental disorders.
The world owes you everything and your much better than everyone you disagree with………. NOT!!!!!
Grow up you fucking losers…work on bettering yourself. if you had half a life you would be to busy to fill your heart with hate and violence…
You nut jobs on the left are the ones filled with hate and racism. That’s all you see, even if it’s the furthest thing from the truth!!
Fight racism with racism fucking geniuses
God bless the unknown individual that saw the attack happen, immediately went into the supermarket, purchased a bag of frozen broccoli and gave it to this “victim” to place under the wound to keep the damaged ankle from swelling. That person is such a hero.
Like that actually happened ? What did happen is Obama Settled half of Somalia up in Portland . The gun that killed the MIT officer came from a Somali gang . We let you homosexuals have the rainbow flag , let you have parades and your a protected class now. . We get the whole chromosome thing , heard it all a million times . Your problem is your not one of those hot lipstick lesbians . Your of the Pat the ambulance. Driver dyke persuasion . Nothing wrong with it . Just go away and be a crazy cat lady and buy boys clothes .
If you stop at the Big Apple station in “Little Africa” when trying to leave town going north, you’re probably going to get stabbed with a cane sword.
Hey Shane Myers you fuckin pussy, I hope the next time you’re out at your antifa rally, they come burn your house down. What the fuck is wrong with this generation? Side note when I typed antifa it auto corrected to anti family. Truer words never written.
Sorry folks, the police have been “De Funded’! and they don’t have the money to make an arrest for a Gay person. Get used to it!
It’s been said repeatedly but here goes. Gay guys are fucking assholes.
If you cover your face, neck, and arms with tattoos it’s probably not a good idea to go outdoors during daylight hours, especially in Maine. You might be recognized as the freak that you are. Mr. Rylos probably has a great self-defense case, as would anyone approached by such an obviously deranged and self-destructive homeless girly-boy from New York City.
Unbelievable the lengths that some will go to for sympathy. This kid probably wanted to try the fake noose gimmick, but he or she probably is too stupid to tie a knot, and anyway no one falls for that anymore.
It’s extremely sad how effective the establishments propaganda of being a transgender /homesexual/lesbian is “natural” has become.
I even called the hospital where my 2 daughters were born to see what box was checked for their sexual preference now that you are “born” gay. They said that is not a humorous question and I agreed. Heads were spinning.
I’m not worried because I love them either way, they are good kids and healthy and they seem to prefer males. With constant support and love at home who would have thought?
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Tattoo much? Go ahead, tell me this vapid cunt doesn’t hate herself on the inside, as well as the outside. Tell me she wasn’t molested as a child.
One look at her and I say she is a fucking mental case. Who the fuck hayes themselves so much that they completely cover themselves to hide the pain?
Tattoos are an instant psychotic warning. Stay away from people who mark their body to deal with their issues.
I actually thought that was a girl. Well done you fucking mental case. Too bad you have a dick. You should cut it off.
Wait… is it a woman? WTF?
You know how I can tell for sure? If I saw it naked. I don’t care what you identify as… if you have a pussy, you are a female, not matter the mental level of your disagreement with that. I have a dick, I am a male. There is only one, or the other. Maybe both? I’ve never come across that, but I’ve heard it’s possible. If you have both, I’ll tell you what… you get a pass. You can choose one.
If we all start beating the shit out of tranny faggots then they can’t dox us all!
I forgot to bring my MAGA hat!
circus freak
clearly the police know more about this that the supporters. Interesting that there are zero videos taken of this ‘assault’ – when does that ever happen? Oh yeah, when it doesn’t fit your storyline. I don’t know if I’d publicize getting beat up by an old guy. Where’s your pride dude? Or dudette. Crying? Sheesh
Will someone tell this teenage boy with daddy issues to slow down in the parking lot.
Don’t think this person has been a teenager for many moons. But a whiney dickhead- that’s been going on forever
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. There are only 2 genders, change my mind
I cant image the shame felt by the father of this thing. It must break his heart to look at it.
You’re not proud of this Beaver???
Maine law, like Massachusetts: Assault and battery, not committed in your presence as a police officer- no right of arrest. Summons only
But?????? Fuck the law, right?
He’s an old white guy, and your gay, so the law should instantly be circumvented because a bunch of vapid white sjw twats say so??
Don’t like the law?
Petition the Legislature to change it!
Otherwise….STFU !
Social media is a cancer.
Liberalism is a cancer.
You ARE gay. Fuck you, MAGA piece of shit loser
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I implore everyone to shelter in place this holiday weekend. Resist the urge to leave your home. The only exceptions are to protest white racism or to peacefully riot with BLM.
Alana Really, bitch please. What we can confirm is Alana Reali is a filthy and tatted gutter wretch who should be back in NYC with her equally dirty red vans shoes. Not every honkey is going to get down on one knee for your violent woke tantrums. Guess Alana picked the wrong senior citizen to tango with in a parking lot. Glad Mr. Royal wasn’t injured to badly hope he gets his hip checked for hairline fractures and tested for rabies and sues her for pain and suffering.
Another out of her fucking mind life-raging broad and her posse’ of equally violent womyn and white knights. Society keep telling me how women are natural care givers and good fair leaders baha ha hahah.
to be fair it probably guzzles down testosterone like Barry Bonds, which would explain the temper and the ugliness.
WOW her or him what ever it is today. The parents must be so proud to raise such a loser.