This is Alana Reali from Portland, ME.
They were the victim of a traumatizing hate crime/attempted murder whilst out at the Stop & Shop yesterday.
This clearly happened and anyone who doesn’t believe it did hates gay people. And probably black people too. Everyone knows that a swollen ankle is proof that a person was choked and punched in the back of the head by man in his 60’s. And since there were countless witnesses and video it only makes it more real. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen the video or heard from the witnesses because someone posted it on the Internet, therefore it’s true. I don’t make these rules, Facebook does. Which is why everyone did the right thing and decided to find out who this man is and destroy his life.
Of course this well respected member of the community likes to randomly commit hate crimes for no apparent reason in the grocery store parking lot in broad daylight. Why wouldn’t he? His white privilege protects him from being arrested. Luckily Porland’s biggest hardo is on the case.
After that they found out who he does business with, and tagged them on Facebook so they could be ashamed of doing business with such a violent thug.
Who needs evidence? Overrated. And if you ask for details about what happened you’ll be yelled at and accused of victim shaming.
You don’t even live in Maine!!
But the victim did share more details about what led up to the incident.
Translation – they had a dispute over a parking spot, she was driving aggressively, he told her to slow down or she could hurt someone, and then it naturally transcended into a violent homophobic attack perpetrated by Portland Santa Claus.
Then suddenly proof emerged.
He’s conservative and was on the radio. Case closed!
Never mind that this angry young man is apparently an Antifa sympathizer that perpetually looks like Edward Norton’s brother in American History X and smokes the official tobacco of hoodrats everywhere.
It was written on the Internet so it must be true.
According to Alana the perp was charged but not arrested because they don’t arrest anyone due to commie cold. So we look forward to this animal getting his summons for attempted murder and federal hate crimes in the mail.
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